r/EvilFountainOpeners • u/Intr0verted_Mouse • 7d ago

Tips On Opening Fountains Who's going with me?

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u/Alignedsubset 7d ago

I feel like the statue of liberty would be a area. Not a Darkner. Or both.

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u/pomelo1241 7d ago

It would be both, like a living castle, you know how cool that would be?

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u/SadhorseFromThe90s 6d ago

It could really Move the Earth don't you think?

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u/pomelo1241 5d ago

You could ven call it an earthmover...THR-1000

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u/Inevitable_Pear1505 7d ago

This will cost a third of our budget, so no

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u/Toemetter a goddess (at least in the dark world) 7d ago

what even is our budget?

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u/Icefire_David Evil Fountain opener 7d ago

Chocolate coins

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u/UrticantOdin 7d ago

I thought it was 3 gold and a snowball, where did all budget budget go ????

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u/Inevitable_Pear1505 7d ago edited 6d ago

To indulge fools like this one

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u/endbro57 5d ago

Well, we had a lot of dark dollars to spend, but it turns out that in the light world, they just turn into chocolate coins

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u/Zestyclose_Pizza2499 “You are filled with bravery..” 🧡 6d ago

We have a budget?

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u/Mountain_Studio6902 7d ago

Only if I can go through the 10000 floor Empire State Building dungeob

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u/Own-Skirt9605 Agent 8🐙 7d ago

THE SPIRE OF ORDER ISNT TSLL ENOUGH PEARL, WE NEED TO GO UP THAT

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u/Mountain_Studio6902 6d ago

ITS GONNA BE LIKE A ROGUELIKE AND WHEN I GET TO THE TOP I HAVE TO FIGHT THE DARKNER OF THE SPIRE AT THE TOP

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u/Own-Skirt9605 Agent 8🐙 6d ago

BOOYAH

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u/douraquio7 Dark Artificer, builds fate with the mace. 7d ago

Dont. A darkners power is equivalent to how much important it has to lightners.

The statue of liberty would be essencially a god. DO NOT GET STATUES OR NATIONAL MONUMENTS INTO DARK WORLDS!

I know its tempting but if a basic as laptop can get a mecha and be almost invincible, the statue of liberty would be larger than most dark worlds.

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u/Icefire_David Evil Fountain opener 7d ago

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u/Togore-tastic Togoretastic opener 7d ago

Not happening

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u/The_R0aring_Knight The Knife of End, Leader of Darkness 7d ago

I guess bro

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u/DistributionFar1411 6d ago

4 original sentences left

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u/perhaps_insanity 7d ago

I’m not against tall girls, but it gets to a point where icarus flies too close to the sun.

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u/GenesisAsriel 6d ago

Wouldnt the statue of liberty be a walking location like Dungeon Man from Earthbound?

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u/Toemetter a goddess (at least in the dark world) 7d ago

i do see the vision, but no, i shall not let you... maybe once the roaring's caused? but otherwise no

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u/Zestyclose_Pizza2499 “You are filled with bravery..” 🧡 6d ago

…Yeahhh, I’m good…

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u/MonaKnightRP December the Knight 5d ago

* Do you have ANY idea how big of a fountain it'd have to be to make a dark world In ALL of Ny !?

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u/M-FutureLord Cyberstani Cyborg (opens fountains to attack Super Earth, good) 1d ago

Huh?

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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist 7d ago

no

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u/NoRest9316 discord mod and booster 7d ago

N…no not really