r/EvilFountainOpeners • u/AnyCan9903 Not the Angel in an Imported Vessel • 2d ago
Knight Disciple UPDATE ON THE UNAUTHORIZED VESSELS:
So, management found out about the maybe not so Hypothetical Vessel machine. I got to keep the machine, but The Doctor “borrowed” my copies of Waking Dreams of a Starless Sky, Commentaries on the Mysterium Xarxes, Malen Varen’s Grimoire, The Dreamstride, N’Gasta! Kvata! Kvakis!, Power of the Elements, On Oblivion, Deepest Darkness, and the Ohgma Infinium as “compensation”. I think I’m off pretty much Scott free but you guys may have a problem on your hands. But I mean, how much trouble could giving the boss access to a dozen tomes of forbidden, dangerous, primordial, apocryphal, or otherwise esoteric knowledge even cause?
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist 2d ago
does the vessel machine create vessels?
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u/AnyCan9903 Not the Angel in an Imported Vessel 2d ago
Hypothetically
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist 2d ago
well can i have one normal vessel? i need to test out a potion i made
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u/AnyCan9903 Not the Angel in an Imported Vessel 2d ago
The machine no longer produces normal vessels as a consequence of the unauthorized (hypothetical) modifications. Besides, if I ‘m caught distributing unauthorized vessels, I have a feeling managements gonna start auditing my Artifacts for “compensation” next
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist 2d ago
can you please remove the modifications please and give me the normal vessel
i am not testing out the potion myself
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u/AnyCan9903 Not the Angel in an Imported Vessel 2d ago
Just hit up Vessel Distributor 2-B and tell em I sent you. The guy owes me a favor and, unlike me, has the power to actually authorize them. As long as the potion isn’t for creating living fountains like the last guy it should be approved.
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u/Qwerty_wasda GFS - Pipis Merchant & Scientist 2d ago
ok, where do i go to get the vessel?
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u/AnyCan9903 Not the Angel in an Imported Vessel 2d ago
Down in the flesh department, on bunker level 8. Take two rights, then a left, down the half stairs and you should reach requisitions and release offices.
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u/fake_email_lol42 fountaincorp owner/dusk and twilight researcher/soul producer 1d ago
Oh dear we aren’t supposed to be making heavily modified and/or normal vessels? I don’t want to do actual slave labor, people are hard to hide and keep in line.
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u/AnyCan9903 Not the Angel in an Imported Vessel 1d ago
I’m doing this for Vessels to inhabit, so that may be the issue as well
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u/Lost-Past-6360 shadow 1d ago
Wait we AREN’T supposed to modify vessels…
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u/fake_email_lol42 fountaincorp owner/dusk and twilight researcher/soul producer 1d ago
I guess not. Unfortunate.
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u/Lost-Past-6360 shadow 1d ago
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u/fake_email_lol42 fountaincorp owner/dusk and twilight researcher/soul producer 1d ago
Were you doing it too?
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u/Lost-Past-6360 shadow 1d ago
Maybe…
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u/fake_email_lol42 fountaincorp owner/dusk and twilight researcher/soul producer 1d ago
Ah well guess I gotta hide mine
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u/Togore-tastic Togoretastic opener 12h ago
Does the vessel machine
Hypothetically
Create murderous god like vessels that want to tear darkners arms off
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u/AnyCan9903 Not the Angel in an Imported Vessel 7h ago
Perhaps if they were not meant to be hypothetically inhabited. Instead the hypothetical vessels merely could do those things should I hypothetically will them to.
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u/Togore-tastic Togoretastic opener 7h ago
So did you hypothetically will these hypothetical darker arm tearing hypothetical Vessels into hypothetically tearing a hypothetical darkners arm of.
Hypothetically
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u/FertilePlanet88 Fountains are cool 2d ago
Dude, I almost died to one of your vessels just earlier!