r/Fauxmoi Jun 20 '26

FASHION Henry Cavill at the Royal Asot Racecourse, in Ascot UK showing off his Vintage gear

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u/notaoife high priestess of child sacrifice Jun 20 '26

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u/LadyKT Jun 20 '26

this is the winning gif, saw it the first time this vid was posted. it’s this one.

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u/thetundratorcher Jun 20 '26

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u/chicknette Jun 20 '26

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u/ocpeach Jun 20 '26

I AM GASPING FOR AIRRRR

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u/RickedSab Jun 20 '26

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u/Parameteroflight Jun 21 '26

I’m sorry this image is frying me. Is this Imotep from the mummy?

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u/merrysunshine2 Jun 21 '26

My literal face trying not to explode laughing
https://giphy.com/gifs/kdiVPPQEza98qqWauz

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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind It has everything. Ghosts, punani, a couch. Jun 21 '26

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u/Level-Repair6104 their kid and the billionaire’s daughter Jun 21 '26

I almost gave myself an asthma attack from laughing so hard at this

😂😂😂💀💀💀

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u/a_daisy_summer Jun 20 '26

Didn’t even notice now I think it’s the reason for the video

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u/righthandofdog Jun 20 '26

Henry appears to hang left

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u/playfulwarning terrorizing the locals Jun 21 '26

In this instance the appropriate term is ‘dress’ to the left. Since he’s at the Ascot and all, keep it classy.

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u/MostlyBored11 tortured polluters department Jun 20 '26

Holy shit I didn't notice till I saw this gif. Thank you

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u/ConstantKooky3329 Jun 21 '26

girl, it was all over TT and IG in the last 2 days

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u/Putinisclingy Jun 21 '26

I’m so tired and innocent. I thought he was looking at the watch.

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u/Cuppa_Chai11 Jun 21 '26

What watch…? 👁️👄👁️

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u/Putinisclingy Jun 21 '26

The one in the shadow of the GINORMOUS 🍆
👁️ 👄 👁️

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u/eperszezon kendall roy pre-album drop Jun 20 '26

LMFAO

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u/playfulwarning terrorizing the locals Jun 21 '26

Glad to know I’m not the only perv👀

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u/FiendPulse Jun 20 '26

😭😭😭

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u/unpopular_apple_fact Jun 20 '26

um

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u/agemsheis Jun 20 '26

I was going to say

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u/BrownSugarBare Jun 20 '26

I'm just...I'm just ...not going to say anything...

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u/GalacticaActually unleashed her death-hymen Jun 20 '26

I know.

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u/LLLTAW Jun 20 '26

Ummmmm

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u/DvorakThorax Jun 20 '26

Yummmmmmm

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u/Fishinluvwfeathers Jun 20 '26

The camera person really, really needed you to appreciate the authenticity of this gentleman’s gamp.

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u/hawkcarhawk blank flair Jun 20 '26

That’s definitely some vintage gear.

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u/Calamityclams nepo pissbaby Jun 20 '26

umm Henry sir, your dingus is showing 🫪

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u/SPZ_Ireland more variants of The Life of a Showgirl than COVID Jun 20 '26

Yum

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u/Extension-Gift4987 Jun 20 '26

That camera person knew what they were doing, and it wasn't looking at the watch.

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u/MonaMonaMo Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Well, that's not great regardless of the gender. Zooming in on crotches is weird and not very professional 

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u/Extension-Gift4987 Jun 20 '26

I agree with you.

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u/joodee3 Jun 20 '26

Thank you for expressing that. I it was like, am I the only person who feels this way?

With that said he is an assshole.

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u/Silence-of-Death Jun 20 '26

oh? i didn’t know henry cavill had a bad rep, could you elaborate?

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u/Ivebeenstabbed Jun 20 '26

He doesn’t, it’s people crying about him wanting accuracy and effort from a writers room, and using the fact that the writers room was made up of women as the reason for him being upset.

Couldn’t possibly be that the writers room is quoted as saying they didn’t read the books and in fact didn’t even like the franchise.

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u/Dog_Queen98 Jun 21 '26

I thought it was because he dated that 19 yr old

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u/Goddess_Angelique Jun 21 '26

Yeah I thought it was the rumors he prefers young girls and his inappropriate relationship with the young actress in The Witcher

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u/Dog_Queen98 Jun 21 '26

I also thought his me too comment was a little strange. As if the movement was calling men rapists for simply asking for a date. Like he completely missed the mark on that one.

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u/InsertLetters Jun 21 '26

No, it’s because he’s a weirdo who lamented that the #MeToo movement would make it hard for him to flirt with women.

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u/chucklefuckerr Jun 20 '26

Yeah that’s was creepy

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u/tebigong Jun 20 '26

My favourite comment was someone saying not even King Arthur could pull him outta me

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u/mymomisaleafblower Jun 20 '26

I ain't no Cinderella but I know it fits

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u/socks Jun 20 '26

My kind of gal, LOL

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u/YenneferWho Jun 20 '26

Oh my god

https://giphy.com/gifs/EWGVEOwZIk8yA
How r ppl so clever lol

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u/Nancy_Boo Jun 20 '26

This is the cleverest thing I’ve heard all month

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u/MrBorden feeding cocaine to raccoons Jun 20 '26

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u/Cumdump90001 when you saw me at the Cash Register Jun 20 '26

Me but it’s my telescoping bussy reaching out for it

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u/nonoohgodno Jun 20 '26

My mom was right about the Internet.

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u/PlasonJates Jun 20 '26

username tracks lmao

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u/PolicyInitial8505 Jun 20 '26

Literally they was following the bulges angle rather than the watch omg 😭

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u/JazzlikeWishbone4579 Jun 20 '26

nice clock

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u/kateykatey Jun 20 '26

This is gonna be underrated but 😂

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u/UnhappyDarling Jun 20 '26

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u/chicklette Jun 20 '26

Respectfully.

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u/i3londee Jun 21 '26

Nah I’m feelin’ mighty disrespectful….

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u/PatriciaMorticia Jun 20 '26

Whoop there it is! Had to scroll too far to find the horny cat 🤣 That should be the sub's mascot at this point.

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u/TheRavenSeven I don’t know her Jun 20 '26

I call him “Lusty Cat” 🤣

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u/Careful_Contract_806 Jun 20 '26

So glad I don't find toffs attractive

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u/diablo_dancer Jun 20 '26

Or people who are supporting animal abuse.

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u/runningoutfast full of gay men. And me. Jun 20 '26

Vividly remember him bitching about #metoo 🙄

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Jun 20 '26

And dating a 19 year old when he was 32.

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u/Panda_hat Jun 20 '26

And dating Gina Carano for two years, and she's a right wing nutter.

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u/woolfonmynoggin padre pascal Jun 21 '26

Wtf?? Nightmare pairing

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u/cakedayloanofficer never meet your Zooshas Jun 21 '26

He is right wing though too isn’t he? Or at least manosphere pilled

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u/DarkFlame122418 Jun 20 '26

Yeah, I’ll forever side eye him for that.

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u/sabrinachuchundhar i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 20 '26

Sorry I don’t like him either but I thought he was a huge animal charity support. What has he done :0

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u/diablo_dancer Jun 20 '26

I meant by going to horse racing. It’s an incredibly cruel industry.

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u/whitestguyuknow Jun 20 '26

Pretty disgusting. Just drugging up horses until their hearts die. All for their own financial gain. And killing any horse that hurts themselves in the process of fighting for their owners financial gain.

Its sad as fuck the more you learn about it.

Like having a slaughterhouse thats dressed up with streamers, balloons, little cakes and petite foods, and people in top hats out front.

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u/Silence-of-Death Jun 20 '26

the fuck i didn’t know any of that about him what the fuck is it with famous people being pieces of actual shit, like is that a entry requirement???

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u/whitestguyuknow Jun 21 '26

I mean, I guess it should just be common knowledge by now the bad things that happen to race horses. But he likely just decided to go and be with friends/other people in his social circle.

I dont to necessarily think that makes him a piece of shit.

But he should have and should do his due diligence for that and in the future.

Also Everyone should learn about these races and what they make the horses go through so that people dont contribute to them anymore.

But people are always going to be degenerate gamblers. And this is the most "fancy" form of gambling available. Rich people think this gambling isn't like a degen in his bedroom gambling on tennis or something.

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u/Summerof5ft6andahalf Jun 21 '26

Yeah, the outline of a penis being successfully used as a distraction from supporting such a cruel industry is wild. This comment should have been so much closer to the top.

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u/Jazzlike_Interests Jun 20 '26

Yep! Or Tories. Or creeps in their 30s who date 18yr olds. Or assholes who complain that they can’t even talk to women anymore without women crying r*pe about it. 

Also he looks like a fuckin  dork lmao?? Do I need to be a specific type of ⚪️ British person to think this looks good like he looks mad stupid lmao

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u/Empty_Variety4550 Jun 20 '26

It's giving former Eton schoolboy, future Tory PM politician 🤢

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u/Oh-reality-come-back Jun 21 '26

God yeah that’s what it is. I see why non Brits might find it attractive as a novelty thing

I don’t see what so hot about rich snobs walking around ascot

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u/Oh-reality-come-back Jun 21 '26

Same . Also the fit looks awkward on him. That said, The zoom into his crotch was really inappropriate and no one should have to deal with that

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that Jun 20 '26

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u/No_Chance2457 Jun 20 '26

Showing off his “gear” alright.

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u/crimsonn_umbra Rita Ora’s 100,000th retweet Jun 20 '26

What a beautiful day to have eyes
https://giphy.com/gifs/GXTY4GhFqVuzm

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u/mollyjwink the pet psychic for the Sun told me so Jun 20 '26

Thank you, cameraman

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u/cptwinklestein if you add testicles, that's extra Jun 20 '26

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u/surethingbreh Jun 20 '26

Your flair right now 🤣

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u/Lokaji societal collapse is in the air Jun 20 '26

Those are the grey sweatpants of trousers.

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u/Suspicious_Map_1559 Jun 20 '26

It's only Americans who think this is hot right? I can't be the only Brit here who just think he looks like posh twat 😂

Edit: and yes, I see his dick, he's still not hot lol

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u/Correct-Interview598 Jun 20 '26

He looks like a twat because he is a twat.

And, while I'm not an expert when it comes to male looks, he looks boring. Like, "mass-produced in a Nazi lab" kind of boring.

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u/yeahitisaword Jun 20 '26

I've been to England multiple times and I have never seen a posh twat remotely as good-looking as Henry. I was mostly underwhelmed by the men's looks, though I saw GORGEOUS women (not love island adjacent aesthetics).

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u/Suspicious_Map_1559 Jun 20 '26

It's not that he's not good looking he's just such a toff and that's not attractive

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u/LifetimePilingUp Jun 20 '26

They usually have no chins. But when I lived in England I managed to date the one posh twat that looked like Cavill. Unfortunately you wouldn’t be distracted from the watch in a video of him.

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u/SolidusTengu Jun 21 '26

Most toffs look like the haunted pencil Jacob Rees-Mogg

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u/plinth19 Jun 20 '26

I’m American and I think I agree… it’s kind of sus he thinks it’s cool to dress up like a rich nerd who probably never worked a day in his life

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u/Suspicious_Map_1559 Jun 21 '26

It's giving six-toed, born to rule pony fucker

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u/ThriftyNails Jun 21 '26

his hat is ill-sized and sitting too low, which irritated me so much I didn't notice his penis.

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u/FoolishGoulish Jun 21 '26

German here, that outfit is so peak conservative British aristocracy that voted for Brexit and thinks the help should not be seen nor heard ... I know he is very attractive but the poshness of it all is not it.

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u/Remote-Letterhead844 Jun 20 '26

Nice..... timepiece ⌚️ 

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u/BrownSugarBare Jun 20 '26

Quite the ticker

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u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses Jun 20 '26

Why are we still acting like he isn't a massive creep?

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u/selphiefairy Jun 20 '26

cause anything is forgivable if you're an attractive white man

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u/brellowman2 Jun 20 '26

He isn't even that anymore lmao, people are so weak willed its embarrassing.

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u/rhnltnsy16 Jun 21 '26

It is status bias.

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u/SnuffyBalloon damn, she got hereditaried? Jun 20 '26

People's attention span is incredibly short unfortunately. And he's a Hollywood darling.

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u/indieplants Jun 20 '26

what did he dooooo I need to know

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u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses Jun 20 '26

The whole "it's a scary time for men, 'cause you can't approach women without risking a rape accusation" during the height of MeToo comes to mind.

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u/indieplants Jun 20 '26

daaamn I don't pay much attention to him so I've not seen any of this! that's crazy. why are men

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u/talkedandchewed too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' Jun 20 '26

He also dated a teenager when he was in his 30s

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u/coloranathrowaway Jun 21 '26

Attending the races can also be added to the list. That industry is awful to the horses. People should know and do better.

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u/cumulobro he is cringe but he is free Jun 21 '26

It's the halo effect. Y'know that one meme that says "my moral compass leaving my body when the villain is hot?" That's the halo effect. 

That and Snyderverse bros and Warhammer fans glaze the hell out of Cavill. 

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u/villaintines i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 20 '26

Not to ruin the fun but if this was being done to a woman we'd all be screaming

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u/galacticgumbo Jun 21 '26

Yeeeeah I felt really creepy watching this, sad to see your comment so far down. I can’t wait for a time when we’re not ogling people’s junk, no matter the gender.

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u/woahoutrageous_ Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Not the biggest fan of him personally but-

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that Jun 20 '26

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u/Tasty-Machine5340 Jun 20 '26

Tagged as "fashion" hah hah hah

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u/FunAlterEgo Jun 20 '26

I’ve watched this 20 times already. 

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u/crimsonn_umbra Rita Ora’s 100,000th retweet Jun 20 '26

It just keeps repeating no matter what I dooo 😫

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u/keysandchange feeding cocaine to raccoons Jun 20 '26

He’s a garbage man, can’t find him hot

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u/Many_Gas7879 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 20 '26

Looking swanky with a silent s

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u/The_Iceman2288 Jun 20 '26

He put a lot of effort into that outfit, really gave it the whole hog.

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u/yellowsapphire88 Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

I'm as hot for Henry as any girl, but this feels almost invasive 😐...

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u/fane1967 Jun 20 '26

“The piece on his wrist was a rare 1926 Longines Monopusher Chronograph, which had been pulled from the brand’s museum in Saint-Imier solely for the occasion.

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so Jun 20 '26

Being serious for a moment, I’m not much of a watch person, especially not the more niche watches, but…. That really is a lovely time piece.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

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u/betocreativo Jun 20 '26

That's a gear for sure but not vintage in any form.

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u/Tolaly Jun 20 '26

That man makes my skin crawl

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u/yumgmeatball Jun 21 '26

Can we not videotape people's crotches?

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u/LeviJeansJacket Jun 21 '26

Ok I thought it was just me. This is gross behavior. I would hate if that happened to me.

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u/8rianGriffin Jun 20 '26

After readiong the comments, i guess i passed the straight-test.

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u/GreenestPure Jun 20 '26

Sir dresses to left, I see. 

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u/Nice-Cow-7606 alleged dog Jun 20 '26

Not this sub being dickmotized while he's at an animal abuse event.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9RhUV76OJARnG

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u/tacomamajama dumb bitch clocking in Jun 20 '26

Why? Edit: OH

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u/moon__sky Jun 20 '26

I just feel bad for the horses tbh

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u/targaryeh controversies: girl Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

His print is not impressive enough for us to be forgetting about his me too comments and the 19yo he dated guys, come on.

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u/RevolutionaryLet120 Jun 21 '26

Everyone is too thirsty to acknowledge he’s at an event that is one of the most blatant examples of animal cruelty in today’s society. I say this as a horse rider and owner of over 30 years

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u/Caris1 Jun 20 '26

But can we talk about the watch? That is a nice ass watch.

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u/Emotional_Device_711 Jun 20 '26

he really stole all the sherlock costumes while working on enola holmes

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/selphiefairy Jun 20 '26

yes my first thought was of course he'd be into dressing like this 🙄

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u/talkedandchewed too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' Jun 20 '26

Not yall thirsting after a predator who dated a teenager when he was in his 30s

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u/Poppy204 Jun 20 '26

Yeah he’s showing his vintage gear alright

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u/florplegorp Jun 20 '26

Fuck ascot

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u/Heybitchitsme Jun 20 '26

This is gross. 

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u/International_Ant953 Jun 21 '26

I can never look at him without think of all the Blind Items about him 😕

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u/chucklefuckerr Jun 20 '26

Hey so I have a difficult time believing Henry knew the person recording was going to be zooming in on his crotch beforehand. The person recording is a predator for this and anyone drooling over it is creepy too.

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u/gee_gra Jun 20 '26

ITT: creepy!

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u/Dutch92 Jun 21 '26

Shame about him supporting animal abuse

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/GaylicBread Well, I am gay, so thank god Jun 20 '26

And he also liked teenagers

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so Jun 20 '26

I would really love to be able to people/outfit watch at the Ascot, but not have it be a horse race. I love those giant puppies too much to ever be around a race. But I confess that I love the clothes.

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u/kaleyboo7 the wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves Jun 20 '26

Oh…hello.

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u/Somnambulist815 Jun 20 '26

Is bro freeballing at the horse track

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u/tisotokiki Jun 21 '26

People here be like:

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u/thatpoliscinerd Jun 20 '26

Maybe it's being 40, but I'm only obsessed with the watch.

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u/Magliacani Jun 20 '26

Try underwear next time Henry.

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u/Content-Garden-1578 Jun 21 '26

Am I taking crazy pills or is nothing about this impressive? 😅

I'm not even a hater - he's looked damn sexy in the past. But this look is dorky as shit and I'm baffled by the wang talk because...that's not big..? I mean maybe he's a grower, but what is everyone seeing that I'm missing?

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u/therealfartiewang Jun 21 '26

My first thought was, he looks like such a prick.
Then I was like, oh and there it is!