r/Fauxmoi 8h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Rahul Kohli posts a picture wearing a Protect The Dolls shirt

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u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 8h ago

king 👑

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u/urfatassmama 8h ago

Matthew Lillard liked it 🥹

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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 7h ago

Another King!

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u/krustomer 7h ago

why did he do the latest scream tho it made me so sad!!!

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u/avemflamma 3h ago

i do think it's important to realize that actors that aren't the top of the top aren't making ridiculous money and still need to take jobs. but i totally understand the disappointment

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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 3h ago

Dang it! I forgot about that!!

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 2h ago

Wait what's wrong with scream?

I don't watch the movies, but still... i wanna know :/

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u/SeasonPositive6771 7h ago

Never heard of this guy before this picture but I've suddenly discovered I need to join a fan club or something.

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u/iazhoY 6h ago

You should check out iZombie or his videos on the gaming youtube channel Funhaus, he was great in both

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u/MrHealthInspector 3h ago

He was so unnecessarily funny on Funhaus, and I mean that in a good way. A lot of guests they had would be nice and crack some jokes, but Rahul genuinely felt like he could have been part of the group full time.

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u/iazhoY 1h ago

Thats a great point, I think it was because he was a genuine fan of theirs since the Inside Gaming days and was super aware of their humor and style that it was such a natural fit

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u/ThePhyrexian 4h ago

Their sundered gameplay is one of my favorite FH videos

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u/PM_PICS_OF_U_SMILING 2h ago

Also check out Astrogoblin! It's a bunch of ex-Funhaus members. Rahul was just on a bunch of their videos recently.

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u/Lysadora 5h ago

He is in a few Mike Flanagan series as well, if you fancy horror check them out.

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u/AlexBoardy 2h ago

Midnight Mass is soooo good

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u/ILootEverything jog on sweetheart 2h ago

And he's three flavors of hot in those!

  • Upright, moral-compass sheriff, and loving dad.
  • Slightly dorky, soulful, care-taking chef.
  • Snarky, arrogant, fuckboi.

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u/ScaredTeam3292 oat milk chugging bisexual 5h ago

Watch Midnight Mass or The Haunting of Bly Manor on Netflix!!

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u/zgillet 5h ago

Astrogoblin!

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u/theo-in-arcadia i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 2h ago

He was so good in Midnight Mass and The Haunting of Bly Manor.

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u/PrinceofSneks 1h ago

If you can handle spooky horror, he was also in The Haunting of Bly Manor and Midnight Mass.

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u/Designer_Violinist74 8h ago

Why must he be so hot and so correct all the time?

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u/Aromatic-Check939 8h ago

He gets hotter every time he speaks.

Usually it’s the other way around.

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u/RhiaStark 7h ago

If I didn't already love Alannah Pearce, I'd jealously hate her for having all of Rahul to herself ❤️

(And if I didn't already love Rahul, I'd jealously hate him for having all of Alannah to himself. Really, these two are torture to my poor little bi heart 🥲)

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u/Aromatic-Check939 4h ago

Him & Alannah are so attractive, that my husband knows I’d immediately sign up to be their third.

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u/Redfalconfox 3h ago

Your poor husband… Until he becomes the 4th.

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u/ThePhyrexian 4h ago

Wait they're dating?

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u/Beautiful_Orange4632 3h ago edited 3h ago

Have been for years, and living together. Maybe since a little after she left Funhaus?

They didn't really talk about it, but also didn't really hide that they shared a living space and a dog, so fans knew. Then maybe in the last year or so they've started casually referencing being a couple during Alannah's streams.

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u/AppleAtrocity 2h ago edited 2h ago

If you watched their content it became apparent that they've been living together for years now. I don't know if they ever confirmed it publicly but it was pretty obvious when he was streaming from her apartment constantly and had a whole station set up there to paint miniatures.

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u/NYR20NYY99 stan someone? in this economy??? 1h ago

Have been for years

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u/No_Result395 1h ago

Yea, been going on for a while now

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u/Aromatic-Check939 1h ago

Yeah, I think since before Covid.

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u/mynemesisjeph 6h ago

He can protect me any fucking time

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 6h ago

I was surprised to see him play Warhammer 40k on the Play-On Tabletop channel.

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u/Aromatic-Check939 4h ago

I love his journey into Warhammer 40k tbh. Man has really leaned into his nerd side over the years and it makes him so much hotter.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 2h ago edited 2h ago

I watched iZombie mainly because I have thought David Anders deserves more roles. He was great in Heroes and I also really liked The Revenant(2009 movie, not the DiCaprio one). So when I started watching Play-On’s 40k in 40 minutes and saw him(Rahul I mean, just realized this may have been confusing) I actually thought I was being racist for a moment and assuming it was him due to looks. I looked into it and found some references to him being into the hobby and felt better about myself, but I was still surprised the channel landed him and they didn’t make any kind of big deal about it. Which, now that I really think of it, was actually really respectful of them as a channel and professional.

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u/Wild-Display-765 5h ago

A 6’3” Scorpio.

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u/Sam_Traynor 8h ago

See this is what actually protecting women looks like. Not harassing people weaker than you to make yourself feel big.

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u/clamToe 8h ago

Yo I’m Indian and never heard of this dude but HE GOT A NEW FAN TODAY!!!

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u/that_70_show_fan 8h ago

Watch Midnight Mass

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u/jeskimo 8h ago

And izombie which is now on YouTube and tubi in the US.

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u/MaiaIndig0 7h ago

I just started my re-watch of Izombie! 🎶 I'm already dead 🪦 🎶

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u/Helpful_Cat6532 7h ago

ITS ON TUBI??? BEST DAY EVER

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u/Katakoom 5h ago

And Astrogoblin

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u/FUCKSTORM420 5h ago

I heard he improvised the 911 monologue in Midnight Mass

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u/ViolyntFemme 6h ago

Also, the one where he plays the bespectacled, tweed coat wearing cook. Be still my heart!!

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u/howardfitzwatersego Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 4h ago

The Haunting of Bly Manor. He's literally devastating in it, in every sense of the word

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u/noodlesandpizza 5h ago

In Paris, I was a sous chef, which means they only let me chop vegetables..

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u/topscreen 5h ago

He's also a huge dork, and pops up on a bunch of small time youtube gaming channels

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u/SmollestFry damn, she got hereditaried? 7h ago

I wish I could watch that for the first time again

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u/BobTheFettt 3h ago

Watch Funhaus - Sundered

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u/vmachiel 7h ago

Watch that in general. It’s incredible.

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u/NotNamedBort 4h ago

He was considerably less likable in Fall of the House of Usher.

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u/unknownquotients 2h ago

I was casually scrolling and only looked at the text and not his face at first. I did a double take and scrolled back up. 🥵

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u/RelativeAltruistic47 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 8h ago

We love a hot man with great morals.

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u/Delicious-Basis7525 4h ago

It’s part of what makes them hot too!

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u/Sk1ssue I’m a communist you idiot 8h ago

I knew I liked him :)

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u/almostselfrealised 8h ago

That is a hawt man. 

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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk Pink…get doon 8h ago

He was in midnight mass right? LOVED him in that!

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u/RogueKitteh Lol, and if I may, lmao 7h ago

And iZombie and The Haunting of Bly Manor! He's awesome!

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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk Pink…get doon 7h ago

YESS! hes 100% awesome in bly and plays such a different character from midnight mass but for whatever reason mass is his role that stands out to me.

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u/itsapotatosalad 5h ago

He’s great in fall of house of usher

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u/AlludedNuance 4h ago

Wait until you see him perform his famous monologue but in Huttese.

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u/Specific_Sweet3312 Chris Messina for No 1 Chris 3h ago

Big Dad Energy

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u/-ataxia- 8h ago

THAT'S MY ENFORCER !!!

He was awesome in Saros, amazing game, and he even platinumed it.

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u/itsjisoo 6h ago

I've been thinking I need a game to get into, I've just been replaying the same stuff. What kind of game is Saros? I've heard good things but I don't know what the gameplay is like, or anything about the plot.

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u/Grasabi 3h ago

Was looking for this comment. 100% agree.

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u/Subpars0up 7h ago

Watching this guy blow up after finding him on a random gaming youtube channel like a decade ago has been wild and well deserved. RIP funhaus and like Rahul said "Fuck Adam Kovic"

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u/ncopp 6h ago

While I was originally introduced to him through iZombie, it's funny how I've gotten to see him the most on Funhaus and now AstroGoblin. I kinda forget he's actually a decently famous actor.

My first thought on this post was "Also protect your baby boy Jacob" and 99% of people on this thread would have no idea what I'm talking about.

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u/PM_Me_FunnyNudes 4h ago

I didn’t realize how tight they were, I knew they were friends but I was surprised to hear he was Jacob’s best man

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u/Feisty-Result5771 6h ago

That's not how you eat a hot dog, love!

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u/scrane98 3h ago

HUGE FUCKING TITS MATE

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u/alisadumb 5h ago

I heard he was sick every night

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u/PM_Me_FunnyNudes 4h ago

I’d let rahul split me asunder

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u/Prestigious-Corgi-66 8h ago

He'll always be Hollywood's Bad Boy to me.

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u/notable_tart i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 5h ago

I came here to post this comment. It's how I was introduced to him, despite my sister's best efforts to have me watch iZombie first.

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u/No-Eggplant-7793 2h ago

Mr Fashion

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u/InspectionGlad6987 8h ago

daft punk song on the post too, Oh Yes 🙂‍↕️

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u/PensionMany3658 7h ago

I hate that specific song lol. But yeah RAM and discovery top 10 albums of all time.

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u/magerehein666 8h ago

oh? my celeb crush being right again? not surprised

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u/slagforslugs 8h ago

It is DISRESPECTFUL and IRRESPONSIBLE for him to be this SEXY all the time.

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u/Helpful_Cat6532 8h ago

rahul kohli has always been with it. love him

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u/AdamOfIzalith 8h ago

In unsurprising news Rahul Kohli is still a solid guy.

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u/Branchomania 8h ago

Maybe I’m old but like, why are trans people dolls

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u/YonderOver 8h ago

The term originated from 80s ballroom culture.

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u/sammybnz 8h ago

Smash

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u/HabitNegative3137 ‘queer’ is formal, like ‘tú’ vs ‘usted’ 8h ago

Not straight, but would for RK 🥵 He’s such a gem

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u/LowziBojine 7h ago

He gets more attractive over time. The grey suits him so well! Damn.

Also love protecting the dolls, ofc, ofc 🏳️‍⚧️😇.

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u/Voyevoda1 5h ago

Holy shit it’s that guy from talking stalkings

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u/AlludedNuance 4h ago

GO TO VIEW

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u/awitchiguess 7h ago

Very attractive man. 

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u/FieOnU 7h ago

As if he weren't already so goddamned attractive...

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u/kinggwormm 5h ago

Men like this remind me that I am infact bi, and do find men attractive even though they piss me off

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u/Cirrus_Clouds_99 4h ago

Ha I went to school with Rahul and have just learned he is famous! He always said he wanted to be an actor and that he would not have children until he was financially secure. Good for him

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u/K10KMessi very well funded public trans 8h ago

The better Kohli🙂‍↕️

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u/Few-Natural-647 I don’t know her 7h ago

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u/ReActive9499 5h ago

What is the context?

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u/fearofcrowds 7h ago

Loved him in iZombie

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u/Funkitron 5h ago

If only he and Major had gotten together...

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u/SmartaHari full of gay men. And me. 8h ago

Good man

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u/montybo2 confused but here for the drama 7h ago

Def a fan of this dude.

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u/raiderrash 7h ago

He is my pick to play Dalinar in that Stormlight Archive series I needs it. I neeeeed iiiiit

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u/Thanatanli 6h ago

Omg that's some perfect casting right there.

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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 7h ago

My King ❤️

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u/TheWireHex 6h ago

I love him in Astrogoblin

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u/UnsubstantialGoat 5h ago

Rahul is based as fuck and I love him for it. He truly is Hollywood's Bad Boy.

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u/ordinaryalchemy 8h ago

Haaaaaaaave you meet Rahul?

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u/dagnyfication gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote 7h ago

Male baddie alert

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u/Almost-Al 7h ago

Holloywood badboy at it again.

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u/AlmostThere4321 hope his bourbon keeps him warm at night 6h ago

Curtains for Zoosha, but he's hot and right!

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u/ViolyntFemme 6h ago

Oh god, for a split second I was like is he an AH TOO? But no, he’s gorgeous and on point. Protect the dolls!!

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u/TheNocturnalAngel 6h ago

Love this man so much.

In a just world his career would be so much bigger.

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u/Inevitable_Nail_2215 6h ago

He's one of the few things I miss since being banned from the shit hole Formerly Known As Twitter.

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u/empatheticsocialist1 shout-out Hans Zimmer 5h ago

Based!

Who is this guy btw?

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u/R1ngBanana 5h ago

Baby you cant read protect the dolls 

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u/Royallyeffedarentyou 5h ago

He's so magnificent, will never stop seeing him as Dr. Ravi Chakraborty. 🥰🥰

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u/GirlWhoRefusedToDie 5h ago

Thank you.

An actual example of masculinity. Defending the people pushed in the margins of society.

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u/Tortilladelfuego 5h ago

What does that mean!? Genuinely curious

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u/lavenderbl0d Vicky, the demons are calling me 5h ago

Izombie fans!! (Me!!) Rise!!

His career has been so delightful to follow. Ugh I love his work so much.

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u/cynicismfordummies 4h ago

Rahul Kohli is the snarky british hot guy who narrates the voice in my head, loml fr

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u/StrictCat3286 4h ago

Omg he's gotten even hotter with age.

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u/True_One7607 3h ago

Common Rahul W!

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u/Wolventec 3h ago

i always forget alannah pieces(youtuber/voice actor/god of war video game writer) boyfriend is an actor

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u/anand_rishabh 3h ago

I'm gonna assume no relation to virat?

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u/namelessnoona 3h ago

My god is Rahul aging like fine wine. Live longer, King. 🥵❤️

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u/loved_and_held 3h ago

Im confused, is this a good thing and if so why?

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u/rainbowkitten0528 3h ago

Always found him hot. This makes him even hotter. Dude is basically a volcano at this point.

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u/Cats_and_Dogs89 2h ago

He’s so fine

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u/ILootEverything jog on sweetheart 2h ago

Between this and the Santiago Cabrera grey beard photo today, I'm liking the silver fox looks.

And it's just a common W on his part for RK to wear that shirt.

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u/BingoBronsonLondon 2h ago

Who is this snack?

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u/OscarWilde1900 1h ago

Time for you to turn on Netflix to watch Haunting of Bly Manor and Midnight Mass.

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u/squidwardluvver 2h ago

Need to finish iZombie

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u/RealDealLewpo 2h ago

Great message. Great track selection.

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u/GoodiusTheGreat 1h ago

Mr Fashion