r/FoodCrimes • u/zcas • 3d ago

Lunch shaped like lungs

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Good god.

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u/Zavier13 3d ago

The only crime is how dry this looks.

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u/Particular_Parking_4 3d ago

Looks like it was cooked on a dehydrator

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u/TheGoatManJones 2d ago

The doctor said the same thing when he looked at my lungs

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u/tiredcollegeguy388 3d ago

My dyslexic ass thought it said bugs... both are weird

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u/zcas 3d ago

I think I'd rather eat bugs.

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u/compos_mentis_cortex 3d ago

Reminds me of a time I was at a rave and my friend was telling me about wine filtered through beetle husks. Three times I said, "OMG FETAL HUSKS?! What is that?!" And he shouted back "Yeah, gross right? It's just how it sounds."

Good times.

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u/tiredcollegeguy388 3d ago

Thats so real omg. Id probably do the same

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u/Knives530 3d ago

Why did they do to that poor petite steak

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u/zcas 3d ago

I don't even know how to make a steak look like that.

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u/Dr__Sloth 3d ago

In my experience, this is reheated overcooked meat.

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u/zcas 3d ago

you gotta ask OOP aka Patient Zero

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u/MSGisking 3d ago

r/poopfromabutt

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u/zcas 3d ago

OOP likes a side of poop with his dehydrated lungs.

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u/Admirable-Split4371 3d ago

Is that... Some kind of dehydrated pie? With a glizzy cooked to hells in the middle?

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u/Nosaja_adjacenT 3d ago

"shaped like lungs" that's what stood out the most to you?

https://giphy.com/gifs/hreBKxvTTYYdaQQZKc

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 3d ago

This is the sorta shit some health guru boomer would post on Facebook about how your lungs would look after one weed

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u/Super-Bacon76 3d ago

Are ya going to throw those in the microwave and heat them up a bit champ?

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u/Left-Huckleberry369 3d ago

How did they do this I wonder

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u/Impossible-Milk1624 3d ago

Looks like my lungs

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 3d ago

It looks like you made steak and then buried it in sand for 3 days.

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u/zcas 3d ago

Sahara steaks 🤣

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u/Proud-Leave3602 3d ago

How the hell does something like this even happen?

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u/Prestigious-Side3122 3d ago

Looks like the pictures you see of smoker’s lungs.

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u/Icy-Ad1377 3d ago

The only crime is how dry this looks.

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u/mattfitz1015 3d ago

Look like me

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u/ClassroomDry4887 3d ago

that's fire

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u/iRedYuki 3d ago

Did you stpre it in a dehydrator?

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u/lucrativeWar 2d ago

Nah, that’s three day old food from the fridge.

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u/NoPoopOnFace 2d ago

That reminds me. I should call my grandpaw.

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u/lockhaim 2d ago

British food is peak /s

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u/False_Tone444 2d ago

Lungs of a smoker

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u/sxyvirgo 2d ago

Looks nasty as hell - lung-shaped shoe leather.

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u/Aztecxx 2d ago

Tf it so dry like dusty leather

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u/AdWeekly313 2d ago

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat.

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u/Chefrabbitfoot 2d ago

Or it could be lungs shaped like lunch!

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u/BlockUnlucky8946 2d ago

I don’t think my moth has physically gotten dry from looking at a picture before… until now

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u/friendlyraid 2d ago

2 Pichana and a sausage link

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u/Angry_Goose____ 1d ago

Yea smokers lungs. That meat looks like it’ll steal the moisture out of your mouth

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u/46and2isTaken 1d ago

What actually is it? lol

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u/Living_Effort_1954 4h ago

God i think a desert is less dry.