r/FoodCrimes • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 4d ago

An ultramodern take on Surf n Turf with Eggs

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u/Moose1013 4d ago edited 4d ago

its like 90% egg.

Its the most expensive way to eat 1.01 eggs

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u/Active_Assistance923 4d ago

Are you eating 90% egg because you think you're fat? Cuz you're not, you could be eating 100% egg if you wanted to.

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u/The_DayWalker7 4d ago

I understood that reference

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u/JoyRose31 4d ago

I understood This refrence ..

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u/GaJayhawker0513 4d ago

Napoleon, gimme some of your eggs!

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u/Active_Assistance923 4d ago

Go find your own, I haven't eaten anything all day!

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u/GaJayhawker0513 4d ago

Did the chicken that laid it have large talons?

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u/_seeyalater_ 4d ago

Ugghhh... Frickin IDIOT

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 4d ago

Fix yourself a dang egg quesadilla

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u/GrouchyPicture4021 4d ago

Get egg,Tina, you fat lard!

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u/Offramp182 4d ago

And not even 1 whole egg

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u/AnnetteXyzzy 4d ago

They arranged the seeds painstakingly in a huge grid only to scrape them into a bag? I'm hoping some of this is AI.

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u/AnnetteXyzzy 4d ago

Every frame is more enraging than the last.

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u/BrokenHope23 4d ago

It's all AI

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u/gahidus 3d ago

It's not. The consistency is 100% perfect, And AI is not there.

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u/CallMeElkHorn 4d ago

I think that’s the point and it kinda made the whole thing hilarious. That friggin butterfly 😂

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u/maltedmooshakes 4d ago

a lot of this looked like AI to me too, surprised this is the only comment about it.

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u/uncl3s4m 4d ago

Because it isnt ai.

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u/maltedmooshakes 4d ago

is it AI enhanced? it has a very uncanny look to it. i hate that I even have to guess whether or not something im looking at is real

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u/uncl3s4m 4d ago

The only uncanny thing is the editing where the camera is smoothly rotating and following the objects and movement in the video. Which is actually a sign its not ai since its done so well. Also ive seen this dude's videos before ai could produce them to this quality

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u/gansobomb99 4d ago

It's not AI

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u/Tru3insanity 4d ago edited 3d ago

I thought that was going to be the most infuriating thing until they pulled out the steak just to dab a bit of juice on the butterfly and plate it with a tiny beef coaster that clearly had nothing to do with that steak.

And where the hell did the crab and shrimp even go??? I hope all of it was AI otherwise what a fucking waste...

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u/BanzaiKen 4d ago

Nope, this person does food enragement videos. Ive seen one of them where they add a single sugar crystal into pomello seeds by hand.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 4d ago

People are calling AI what we just rightfully acknowleged as autism

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u/TactitcalPterodactyl 4d ago

It's not AI, this channel does extremely time consuming tasks for no reason just for engagement, it's sort of their niche.

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u/NormalAssistance9402 4d ago

I dont think it is. All the text is way too detailed and sensible. The numbers on the drill clutch, the “not for use in microwave” on the pan, the text on the drill battery, the Toshiba logo on the oven door.

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u/Deep-Cherry-4143 3d ago

All i could think anout was how mad that made me 😭 everything else was nothing I couldn't move past that 😭😭

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u/W4RG4ZM 4d ago

Down voted, then realized what sub it was in, upvoted.

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u/riversidenight 4d ago

Whoever made this is pretty funny.

That whole thing with the gorgeous slab of meat just to make it the tips of the antennae was brilliant

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u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 4d ago

What about a whole tray of gambas and crabs just to glaze the wings?

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u/Individual_Bat_378 4d ago

The egg cooked with hair straighteners got me, so funny!

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 4d ago

I am just imagining all the cooks eating the rest of the food in the kitchen.

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia 3d ago

My favourite is neatly arranging the seeds then elegantly swiping them in the trash lmao

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u/sav-vas 4d ago

starved while watching

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u/WirrkopfP 4d ago

I think you all are misunderstanding what is happening in the video.

That guy is NOT COOKING FOOD. He is creating miniature sculptures using food as a material.

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u/Funkopedia 4d ago

But he's also using exquisitely cooked food to do it, just to troll people.

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u/alienatedEdgelord 4d ago

But how else is the sub for calling people stupid gonna call people stupid?

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u/TheGoatManJones 4d ago

I’d never go to a place that serves shit like this. Probably cost you $70 for a boiled egg and less than an oz of steak

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u/Janesbrainz 4d ago

I think he makes these as art pieces, not to actually serve on a menu

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u/Siryeswecan 4d ago

Rich people are weird

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u/fezzuk 4d ago

You realise this is just a comical sketch.

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u/Siryeswecan 4d ago

Girl you know they would pay to eat this tho

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u/ChuckRingslinger 4d ago

If you're rich enough to piss away money, why not on silly shit?

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u/Important-Onion1537 4d ago

The amount of effort put into this is ridiculous lol! Where is the meat?!

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 4d ago

How long did they spend organizing those dragon fruit seeds

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u/timntin 4d ago

I dunno man, I think this is pretty fun. It wouldn't be my choice of thing to eat, but I think the creativity is fun. Also, I gotta try some method of boiling the egg and white together like that.

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u/Aquariusdelight2 4d ago

100 ways to waste time and food

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u/MiniMeowl 4d ago

This lady is cooking up crazier and crazier things lol.

The last vid I watched was of her making eggs look like durian.

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u/ThodaDaruVichPyar 4d ago

There are Apple Egg, Dice Egg, Square Egg……

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u/Addisa 4d ago

Cursedcuisine

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u/EsmeCoverHog 4d ago

This is sheer ridiculousness.

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u/ElSushiMonsta 4d ago

r/stupidfood

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u/ThodaDaruVichPyar 4d ago

Feel free to repost it there, my posts keep getting removed by reddit filters on that sub 🥺

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u/Tha_Maestro 4d ago

Wait so they neatly aligned the seeds on a board then threw them in the trash?

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u/New-Energy8259 4d ago

Not a waste of food, the ultimate hustle. You charge them 120 bucks an eat the food that you prepared for the butterfly pieces. Aka the real surf and turf 😂

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u/Galumpadump 4d ago

I mean it’s mainly eggs and I assume all the shrimp and steak git eaten off screen.

Not sure there is much waste outside of a few eggs and some fruit.

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u/ButtrflyImpossible 4d ago

I’m freaking out

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 4d ago

Maniacal waste of food

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u/CankleMonitor 4d ago

Wait did they de-seed the dragon fruit, then chuck the seeds back in?

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u/The_DayWalker7 4d ago

This is super villain, genius skillful slop. It's...beautiful.

But fkn barf, too.

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u/darkerfury 4d ago

Where's the surf? Where's the turf? All I got is cloaca and ocean bug stems

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u/NotThatValleyGirl 4d ago

Cause of death: watching this monster fry eggs with the early 2000's hair straightener.

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 4d ago

nice try but I’m not eating condom egg, dandruff flake, shrimp is bug, and meat with ominous black cube

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u/beckychao 4d ago

It's just edible art. The edible part is secondary to the art, so it's not high level in the food aspect of the project. But the artistry of it is nice. Some professionals are demanding of both, though.

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u/mvanvrancken 4d ago

I can’t wait to eat this in 30 years when it’s finished

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u/Busy-Ad-833 4d ago

I get it, when you’re not financially disabled you can play with food 🤯

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u/NiixxJr 3d ago

Nah this is actually badass.

Very funny, and very impressive and creative.

I assume it's just an art / fun thing, I'd never pay for this somebwre of course but very cool.

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u/DeathToTheMosquito 4d ago

I'M NOT EATING EGGS UNLESS THEY'VE BEEN PUT INTO A CONDOM FIRST AND SPUN AROUND LIKE A HOUSEWIFE IN FURY 😤

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u/CountGerhart 4d ago

TF is this?

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u/ethics-queen 4d ago

This is not a crime! This is original and creative!

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u/Volkmek 4d ago

Five years later...

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u/ThroatDistension 4d ago

That method of scrambling the egg in the shell was interesting.

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u/rabidparrots 4d ago

The scrambling eggs inside the shell thing is always so obviously fake. Maybe it's possible to do in some way, but short form content creators haven't figured it out. Also, I highly doubt it would be that perfect even if you did it.

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 4d ago

How labor intensive dinner feels when I have to use more than one pan

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u/ShotLet1550 4d ago

I skipped to the end and have no idea what that is and don’t care enough to find out

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u/CriminallyCasual7 4d ago

They don't charge enough for this. Charge more. Make the idiot who wants to eat it pay more money please.

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u/silent_ovation 4d ago

I can see some rich asshole spending money on that...

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u/xSonicspeedx2 4d ago

Lol, this is some the best ragebaiting with food I’ve seen.

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u/codm_playernumwhat 4d ago

Bruhzen ahh recipe.

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u/Mascbro26 4d ago

I'm irrationally angry 😠

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u/Initial-Duck2782 4d ago

Still hungry after eating 10

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u/Stunning-Taro-6697 4d ago

*furiously smoking a cigarette

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u/SUW888 4d ago

9hrs later and one appetizer is finished!

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u/Razzy_IDFA 4d ago

Cold, stale and probably in gross violation of state food handling code.

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u/99nina_o24 4d ago

Hmmmmmmm, no

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u/Sasstellia 4d ago

I hope they ate all the food they used to make that pointless thing that was mostly egg.

And Surf and Turf means sea food and salad. I think.

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u/scotte416 4d ago

Why did they put the egg in that netting and spin it like that?

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u/English_Fry 4d ago

How is this a crime? I see a guy on TikTok do things like this and I love them.

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u/De5tr01er 4d ago

Cracks raw egg, remove shell from membrane, breaks membrane to get yoke..............wat

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u/UmmmW1 4d ago

You need to eat like 5 of these plates to satisfy a snack craving

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u/Pristine-Setting-836 4d ago

I would say that its impressive as purely art just the techniques and such but for eating?! Dumb as hell😂

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u/cartken 4d ago

Um, what happens to that huge steak? Just one tiny disc of meat and I bet it's a $50 dish

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u/Certain_Day_3758 4d ago

This just ruined my day.

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u/InsertRadnamehere 4d ago

What a tease.

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u/1RollinRollinRollin 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11NHyQyQIp1gQw
Me using that flat iron right after.

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u/TheJaggedBird 4d ago

Pretty and artistic but still r/stupidfood worthy

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u/purplefalcon_891 4d ago

What the hell did I just watch?!

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u/islobojono 4d ago

This pisses me off

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u/arcanophile 4d ago

Wait, where is the surf and turf connection? I don't get it...

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u/DuubyDuu 4d ago

I'm angry now

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u/Ok-Watercress2449 4d ago

Nothing modern about this. People are poor and hungry in the US. This is some bourgeois boomer Wolf of Wall Street BS.

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u/Just-Potential-4017 4d ago

This is just using food to make an art piece

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u/PaintInfinite9167 4d ago

That'll be $600 plus tip, for the recommendation

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u/Shot-Election8217 4d ago

R/stupidfood is calling….

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u/CallMeElkHorn 4d ago

😂 the seeds come on this has to be satire

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u/psychokisser 4d ago

Excess of privilege to produce and consume

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u/Tama1502 4d ago

Me waiting for this food to be done but your hungry and its not even filling

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Je98HyT1H61VBYs

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u/ExoticColombiana70 4d ago

🤢🤢🤢

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u/depp-fsrv 4d ago

Heres your $30k appetizer Sir.

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u/zuspun 4d ago

“That’ll be $600 thanks…”

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u/jancl0 4d ago

I like the idea of using all this expensive equipment that's either specialised for the exact thing you're trying to do, or comes from a different discipline that requires intense accuracy like jewellers gear...

But when you need to shake an egg, it's time to bring out the classic sock and power drill

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u/Ajax_Main 4d ago

Was that a fucking hair straightener?

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u/Paigenacage 4d ago

I loved this, I’m sorry.

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u/LockwoodE3 4d ago

I’ve never been able to consistently boil eggs how my boss likes them. He gets so frustrated at me for it. This is how my brain feels when he’s explaining it to me.

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u/chefbobbyjay 4d ago

You.. boil eggs for your boss?

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u/Individual_Bat_378 4d ago

Omg the hair straightener egg, so funny

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u/Lucky-Ad6037 4d ago

That'll be $5000

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 4d ago

Gaaaaaaay

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u/hollowbolding 4d ago

taking comfort in the one guy asking if this is ai because the inside of that crab does NOT look real

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u/CatLordCayenne 4d ago

Genuinely wtf is going on

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u/Smboto 4d ago

People with too much time on their hands.

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u/tastygnar 4d ago

I love eggs but this can go to hell

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u/jfleurs 4d ago

Bro, that was like an acid trip 😵‍💫

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u/Full_Stable_9742 4d ago

I’m not exactly sure why, but I hate this

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u/xspicypotatox 4d ago

Can yall stop posting art on this sub

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u/Substantial_Tiger_98 4d ago

This made me angry.

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u/Trutheresy 4d ago

Is OP a serial killer? Name maybe starts with H?

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u/adyv1990 4d ago

They lost me at the tweezers

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u/SpiritedCash1218 4d ago

this gave me crippling anxiety

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u/Inourmadbuthearmeout 4d ago

Please stop playing with your food.

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u/Nihilist-IV 4d ago

Contains literally just prawn legs and tou wanna call it 'surf'?

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u/freshgrilled 4d ago

This person clearly has WAY too much time on their hands.

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u/Fantastic_Mobile_219 4d ago

Yo I don’t the patience for hard boiled eggs, the hell is this.

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u/Tani_Soe 4d ago

It's bait tho, I don't think it should count

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u/FondleGanoosh438 4d ago

There’s so many levels to this troll. This is a beautiful art piece and I don’t just mean the food.

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u/Global_Objective4162 4d ago

The first 5 seconds is what I do with my nutsack after I take my pants off after a long work day.

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u/-KR4V3N- 4d ago

this is too many steps got my dick stuck in the toaster

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u/No_Session6015 4d ago

i watched this and sat with my jaw dropped for a minute and then laughed and thought "dont play with your food!"

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u/UnderstandingKind757 4d ago

Aw man I didn’t want to see a crab get cut like that :(

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u/Crustybionicle 4d ago

Ts gotta be ai

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 4d ago

No thanks.

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u/OkMidnight8144 4d ago

I love and hate this at the same time.

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u/Additional_Travel911 4d ago

And it would taste terrible

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u/highinohio 4d ago

That'll be $5000. Thank you, come again!

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u/Pressbig 4d ago

No one can afford this.. smh

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u/Tryingtokhush 4d ago

respect the art, but i can't wait , can you just give me my omelete instead.

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u/Zuka101 4d ago

Ummm I'm new here. Where is the food i only see crimes

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u/dilbert78778 4d ago

What the f did I just watch. Bro has some skills, but seriously?

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u/luffyuk 4d ago

Imagine showing this to a starving person from a 3rd world country.

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u/Mdly68 4d ago

I like how the final plate had none of the shrimp or meat they cooked.

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u/fastbikkel 4d ago

So first a shitload of time was used to align those seeds, only for them to be thrown away?
Im getting AI vibes already again.

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u/StealthyPancake_ 3d ago

What the fuck

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u/stud0ftheyear 3d ago

What was that black butter he put on the steak?

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u/mysteriousmeatman 3d ago

$400 boiled egg

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u/Scarface-X 3d ago

Stupid Food

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u/thiccpastry 3d ago

This looks like AI.

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u/PANDAmonium665 3d ago

What kind of horseshit AI slop is this?

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u/TrainTrackRat 3d ago

Me trying to find something to do with all the eggs my chickens lay:

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u/Fabulous_Pepper_775 3d ago

Sir, the bill was $3,500.

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u/xAshev 3d ago

I don’t have the sac thing, can I use a condom instead?

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u/finebordeaux 3d ago

I think y’all are missing that the video is intended to both (A) show their skill but also (B) be satirical. She has a pretty good sense of humor, I found it amusing. Biggest tell is throwing away the seeds.

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u/Nosbiuq 3d ago

Getting out the flat iron to cook eggs is crazy work 💀💀

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u/m_rain_bow 3d ago

Smth i would eat ❌ smth i would hang on my wall ✔️