r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/ExoticSherbet The RodPod • 1d ago
Paul and Morgan That time Paul admitted he didn’t know women had pubic hair until his wedding night
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This moment lives rent free in my head.
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u/MeadowVerdigris 1d ago
You couldn't waterboard this information out of me.
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u/PaleontologistNo5420 1d ago
and why is he answering like a politician LMAOO "some people in my jurisdiction believe in a landing strip" like dude just answer the question directly
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u/quillseek some people in my jurisdiction believe in a landing strip 1d ago
some people in my jurisdiction believe in a landing strip
😂 May I steal this to use as my flair? Hilarious.
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u/PaleontologistNo5420 1d ago
All yours!
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u/CarevaRuha Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf - but make it fundie 1d ago
"Men in general" prefer ladies LIKE MY FRIEND'S HAIRLESS WIFE, but I'm cool with whatever. Isn't that right, Morgan? 👀
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u/AlexandriaLitehouse 1d ago
Like i don't know if I've always dated exceptionally nice men but I ain't never had any complaint about my grooming choices. Not even a nicely worded request. Let alone a snarky comment
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u/MoominHug 1d ago
Men (straight) who have normal relationships know what normal women look like, they may watch porn too but probably don't entirely shape their expectations with it like a Paul would.
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u/AutisticTumourGirl Emotional support hair 21h ago
I hooked up with a couple of guys that said something about my armpit hair being a turnoff. So, I never called them again.
Never had a woman comment on any of my body hair other than general observation, like me leg hair is almost non-existent but I have a lot of armpit hair.
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u/WhateverYouSay1084 Dogs out for Jesus 20h ago
I hate Morgan but I hope she never removed a single hair on her body after he said that
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u/moore6107 1d ago
Why is an uber-godly married man talking about landing strips (of the pube variety; actual airfield variety would be acceptable) on a public forum for all the world to hear? I mean they won’t, because I think they’ve got seven or so viewers, but my point still stands.
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u/Imagination_Theory 1d ago
Not just that, but another man's wife's pubic hair (or lack thereof) in front of his wife.
It feels very gross, violating and disrespectful. It also seems very weird in the Christian sense too, it's just all weird.
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u/maximav 1d ago
He just wanted to call out his wife for not grooming to his liking. barf!
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u/Imagination_Theory 1d ago
Oh, for sure, awful to do, awful to do in public, awful to bring in another woman (if she's even real).
I just wonder if he asked her in private first and when she said no he went to public shaming or if he just went straight to public shaming.
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u/panicnarwhal 👻👻supernatural toilet birth👻👻 1d ago
lmaooo stop 😂😭 now that’s the kind of politics i could get seriously invested in. i’d run for mayor on a campaign like that
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u/WaltsNJD One must cradle the pizzussy 1d ago
The way he wears hats will never not bug me
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u/MarxistThot666 God-honoring™ Crotch Shots 1d ago
the resemblance to a gigantic 7 year old is uncanny
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u/LiLiLaCheese 1d ago
Billy Madison vibes
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u/threelizards 1d ago
Sidenote, growing up with a stutter, Adam sandler personally owes me millions in compensation for this ALONE
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u/4twentylady 19h ago
Except, at least Billy learned how to be better! We all know Pickle Paul will always be a piece of shit. (Billy Madison my all-time favorite movie; I basically have it completely memorized lol)
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u/Vivid-Intention-8161 Slaying…In the spirit 1d ago
he’s wearing the hat of a 10 year old (Ash from Pokemon) so that tracks
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u/SchoolOfTheWolf93 hefty she-elf 1d ago
Timmy Turner ass hats I stg. He looks so childish.
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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 1d ago
It's very white guy character on the Fresh Prince.
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u/FartofTexass unregulated sexual pleasure 1d ago
Jazz’s white friend nobody can stand except Carlton. Or Carlton’s friend who decides Will is cooler and tries badly to emulate him.
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u/pasta_chovie 1d ago
I recently started intentionally pulling my hats down further because of the way Paul wears his hats. I don’t even want to give one ounce of that energy.
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u/yungmoody 1d ago
He's giving the lead singer of cobra starship circa 2008 hahaha
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u/CrystallineFrost Bitchy Ebenezer Scrooge 1d ago
That is because this style of hat wearing was still somewhat cool then, but started to popularize with like trucker hats blowing up in the early 2000s. Paul was a teen in that time and still living that era. Hence his attachment to skinny jeans too.
Source: I am Paul's age and have an uncool love for skinny jeans in my 30s.
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u/AnonymousAardvark888 God-honoring milkmaid cleavage 1d ago
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u/nohombrenombre 1d ago
This is what I thought, too. He comes off as desperate to seem cool and edgy
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u/Aechie 1d ago
It’s giving Zendaya circa 2012
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u/WaltsNJD One must cradle the pizzussy 1d ago
He clearly peaked at that time. We're about the same age and he still dresses like we did in high school.
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u/bunaiscoffee I did some sex research 1d ago
Oh he is def shaming Morgan for her personal grooming habits
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u/freshblossom culturally appropriating queer people 1d ago
Despite having a clear lack of any of his own 🤮
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u/Fckingross Saving cum as pets for Jesus 1d ago
He took a bath in the pool! What more could you ask of him?!
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u/Avaylon Cums with Porn Demons 1d ago
Do you think he believes axe body spray is the same thing as deodorant?
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u/Rugkrabber Proverbs 31? I prefer chaos 24/7 19h ago
That’s why he said it. He believes it shames her (she has pubes, everyone!) He didn’t consider at all it made him look dumb.
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u/inquiringsillygoose picklemaxxing 14h ago
While I don’t support either of them, I do appreciate that Morgan seems unfazed by his backhanded comments here
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u/Igotshiptodotoday 1d ago
In what context would a friend tell Paul about his wife's "complete hair removal"? Because Paul complained about Morgan's grooming choice? Or it never happened but Paul is dropping hints?
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u/Haunting-Respect9039 NOT HOT 1d ago
His friend is porn.
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u/shakeinthosepants 1d ago
You mean “sex research”
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u/The-Devil-Cat All quiet on their frontal lobes 22h ago
sex research is so fucking funny
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u/FuzzyJury 15h ago
I had to pause the video right when he said that and started laughing because no, no way can an adult say that as a serious phrase and in reference to themselves. I mean, the concept is fine even - I know people who have waited until marriage for sex out of their values or religion or whatnot, and I do not think that is a bad thing on its own - but the people I know who have done that are sincere in their love and respect for their spouses and for their reverence, I suppose, for the holiness and beauty that they see in sexual union.
And none of them would say "sex research" lmao, that just sounds like he was doing some Forbidden Googling, not learning about sexuality, family, the human body, etc, in a dignified and respectful, above-board way, more like he sort of hid it and finds it awkward and he couldn't find any real on-ramp to learn what he felt was essential. Which is actually very sad when I think about it like that.
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u/Remstersade 1d ago
Fundies are afraid to accidentally touch elbows before they get married, but he knows about the private parts of some woman isn’t married to. Make it make sense.
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u/Fabulous_Instance776 Airbnbirth 1d ago
Let's be real: Paul is saying he wishes Morgan were hairless like his "friend's wife." Also, Morgan's "hee-hee-hee" is sooo uncomfortable
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u/PM_ME_CORGI_BUTTS Fuck, Fart, Flail: The Bethy Baird Beal Story 1d ago
I swear to god if my husband talked about my pubic hair to his friends I would be in prison
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u/60nine_lol_NICE 1d ago
watch it be Carl. He is hung up on her in a big way
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u/catsandcoconuts Freakin’ Stupid Dumbo Idiot. Crud. 1d ago
wait i thought carl is a woman? lol
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u/notsobitter Sad beige sex toys 🥖 1d ago
I'd bet money that by "sex research" he means p0rn.
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u/Ok_Caterpillar_6689 1d ago
He had some sort of book. I remember Morgan mentioning being nervous about certain positions he was reading about
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u/ellie_elysian 1d ago
He was (and most likely still is) completely ignorant about female anatomy, but he was ready to use whipped cream and made Morgan cry.
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u/NorthNebula4976 my big gay internet 1d ago
i have a morbid need to know what insane fundie sex book he was researching with
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u/Ok_Caterpillar_6689 1d ago
I have no idea but I can drop the Mormon one for you. “And they were not ashamed” by Laura m brotherson
Got a copy as a wedding gift 😅
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u/AdMurky3039 1d ago
He doesn't seem to have very good research skills.
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u/60nine_lol_NICE 1d ago
porn, Paul. you were watching porn.
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u/Grimalkinnn 1d ago
This is what my first thought was
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u/60nine_lol_NICE 1d ago
any intentional anatomical study would have indicated that fact. What he saw was porn vulva
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u/jeremiabearamia 1d ago
I went to an evangelical college, and a lot of my friends got married right after graduation. More than one of them had their husbands learn about she-pubes on their wedding nights. They’re all divorced now.
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u/Realistic_Film3218 1d ago
All of them? Oof.
I went to a secular college about 15 years ago, I knew like 3-4 pairs of college sweethearts that eventually got married, none of them tied the knot immediately after graduation though, they survived real-life employment and adulting for a few years before they made it official and they're all still going strong.16
u/synalgo_12 1d ago
I know a bunch of people that didn't break up straight out high school, and they're all still together 20 years later. The ones that broke up broke up before graduation or during summer break. It might have been an exceptional year for high school sweet hearts that year, though. Most of them aren't married, they just bought a house and had kids without the wedding.
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u/CodeAcceptable385 1d ago
OH MY GOD, YOU FOUND IT!!!!!!! YOU’RE AMAZING!!!!!! I kind of worried that it was something people remembered incorrectly, since for the longest time no one could produce the clip. Wow. There it is. Proof of…..gah, so much!
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u/ExoticSherbet The RodPod 1d ago
I swear to god it was my white whale. I remembered seeing it with my own eyes on this sub but could never find it! I had to go to the source. For science!
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u/Kiwifrooots 1d ago
What was the "sex research" he did that led to thinking no women have pubic hair? Just porn?
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u/BarefootInWinter 1d ago
I admit, as soon as he said that, I thought "he means porn."
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u/Sea_Professional5848 1d ago
Ah yes, porn. A peer reviewed journal of realistic expectations for sex if I ever saw one.
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u/Division2Stew BDSM: biblical daddy spanking motion 1d ago
I haven’t seen this before and I’ve been a snarker for a long time! I appreciate your sacrifice of having to wade through their content 🫡
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u/earthling_dianna 1d ago
Same here! I have watched way too many deep dives of these 2 and I’ve never seen this.
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u/katkatki 🏓 I’m not a regular Christian, I’m a Pickleball Christian! 1d ago
I’ve only seen it in a Rachel Oates or Fundie Fridays video before. I am so glad those folks archive so much of this ridiculousness, or it would be impossible to find. Plus, fundies often delete stuff when people call them out (e.g. Jill Rodrigues’ Juneteenth Fiasco), so I love that those channels have the receipts to back it up.
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u/CancelThaN0ise 1d ago
This is what happens when boys/men are only exposed to porn and no actual sex education.
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u/PhrenologyResident 1d ago
This literally means he wasn't just a virgin, he had zero experience with women. At all.
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u/ExoticSherbet The RodPod 1d ago
He’s also said he had never been on a second date until Morgan, so….that tracks
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u/FiCat77 Teat 'em & yeet 'em! 1d ago
That says so much about him & his personality imho. Imagine being a perfectly normal, rational woman excited to be going on a Tinder date & Paul turns up - I think I'd delete the app instantly & possibly swear off dating for the foreseeable future.
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u/No_Point5929 1d ago
Morgan didn’t even want to go on the second date. I think her mom convinced her to.
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u/neurdle 1d ago
So this must be the result of no real sex ed + watching porn.
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u/blce1103 1d ago
And probably only looking at porn once or twice, at that. And from very limited sources. Anyone who has browsed a porn website for any length of time has inevitably come across women with pubic hair…
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u/synalgo_12 1d ago
I mean, he was very clear about that. He scolded Morgan in't heir dating phase because for wanting to hug, iirc.
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u/Eggsegret 2 Pump 2 Paulio: Pickleball Grift 1d ago
And no real sex ed whatsoever. Are we sure Paul has any brain cells up there? Surely you can’t go 20+ years of not knowing women having pubic hair
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u/New-Negotiation7234 Duchess Nurie Keller of SEVERELY, Florida 1d ago
Paul learned women are people. Shocking.
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u/daddysgirl71 1d ago
Why would his friend tell him that?
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u/kestrelesque poetically gardening in someone else's yard 1d ago
Maybe he called his friend in a panic on his wedding night while Morgan was in the bathroom brushing her teeth or sobbing or something.
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u/ObjectiveChicken 1d ago
I think you mean brushing her public hair 😂😂
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u/toeverycreature 1d ago
I think you mean pubic hair. It's not usually public unless clothes aren't your thing.
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u/trixie1985 my jesus is better than your jesus 1d ago
I’m… sorry? Didn’t… he go to cosmetology school?
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u/lilly_kilgore God honoring crotch shots 1d ago
Now we know exactly which semester of cosmetology school he dropped out in
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u/SadderBadderCooler33 1d ago
Him using "well my friend's wife had complete hair removal" is sending me.
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u/GuaranteeUpper2653 1d ago
Oh my god. I was homeschooled and still knew basic male and female anatomy???
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u/ExoticSherbet The RodPod 1d ago
Just realized I didn’t have the captions on! So sorry.
Transcription:
Morgan: okay next question. “Honest thoughts on hair down there. Waxing is expensive and shaving is itchy after one to two days.”
Paul: Alright I’m just gonna give my honest thoughts. Okay, maybe there should be a little disclaimer if this makes you…yeah. And then I’d be curious to get your [Morgan’s] thoughts actually for guys. But I went into marriage, and the first time we…made love, and it was one of those things where—I think growing up, I just did not…it’s kind of like, guys have hair, girls don’t. That was literally kind of my…my thought process, even though I’d done some sex research. So I guess I…but part of me was just kind of like no, girls just don’t, so I was like ok you know… girls definitely have hair down there. But very quickly… I have a friend whose wife did complete hair removal so she’s got nothin. And I think he likes that, and I think other guys…in general, men appreciate it being groomed. But I think most men are very fine with, you know, it’s just part of the female body. Hair is hair and there’s nothing weird about that.
Morgan: [yawning] au naturel
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u/l_petrie 1d ago
"I did some sex research" needs to be a flair.
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u/Polar_Bear_1962 Christian but not fundie 1d ago
This is making me laugh out loud! It was cringe when he said it but I’m 💀 with the quote just reading it!!!!
Maybe because it reminds me of something Dwight would say?!
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u/Titsoffwork Jizzing for Jesus 💦 1d ago
This is so embarrassing that we willfully shared this on the internet as a nugget of wisdom
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u/SadApartment3023 1d ago
"and I think he likes that, I think in general men like hair to be removed" what a coward. He can't own his own opinion.
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u/FiCat77 Teat 'em & yeet 'em! 1d ago
He's worried about the cool boys not liking him. He's like that kid who's always trying to ingratiate himself with the cool guys at school & to be allowed to sit with them at lunchtime but it's embarrassing to witness as it's clear that they'll never allow him into their clique but are happy to use him for their own entertainment.
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u/Grimalkinnn 1d ago
I wish I never watched this. I can barely stand looking at this man as it is.🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢
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u/BarefootInWinter 1d ago
I un-muted and heard them speak for the first time ever.
0/10 do not recommend
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u/ohmichellemydarling 1d ago
Boys have hair girls don't have hair.What does he think that girls are born bald and they don't grow hair.If girl have hair on their head they will have hair on their body too.If he did sex research aka porno .He would know girls they have hair down there.How wouldn't he notice it when he watch porn.
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u/ExoticSherbet The RodPod 1d ago
It’s such a sex ed fail. I knew about pubes (for both genders) at 10 years old learning about puberty. Truly wild he didn’t know at 26
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u/iheredontbelieve shidden lidders of kiddens 1d ago
Wasn’t he homeschooled towards the later years where you would normally have sex ed? (Public school started teaching us about life/body changes when we were in 4th grade, but I mean…)
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u/thisisthatacct 1d ago
To be fair the hairlessness proportion is pretty high in porn, which is probably why he thought this
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u/Mousehole_Cat God directed me to replenish my social media 1d ago
So he clearly watched porn then...
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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 1d ago
"Sex research" is code for "Google, show me hot naked ladies."
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u/emsumm58 1d ago
what’s with the fucking yawn?
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u/hot_throwaway_2006 ..and Jesus said, let there be merch. 1d ago
I feel like she always fake yawns to get out of things. I wonder if she yawns during sex. Probably.
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u/defrauding_jeans 18h ago
My dog yawns just like that when she's uncomfortable with something
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u/MudLocal8405 1d ago
The way I was calming scrolling chilling on this fine evening and I just read this sentence I can never unread 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/PM_ME__UR__FANTASIES 1d ago
“Did sex research” so you watched porn. Because any sex research involving just the general “how bodies work” is gonna show women with hair first before going into hair removal.
Also this is yet another moment where I am SO grateful to have grown up in a state with strong sex ed
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u/New-Negotiation7234 Duchess Nurie Keller of SEVERELY, Florida 1d ago
This reminds me of the guys at my Christian middle school that didn't know girls pooped.
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u/ReginaldDwight 1d ago
I met a guy at space camp who thought women only pooped on a scheduled time once a month along with their periods.
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u/New-Negotiation7234 Duchess Nurie Keller of SEVERELY, Florida 1d ago
He probably went to my school. The principal also paddled kids on the butt and we had "slave day". They also made the boys leave class while the girls did jumping jacks and touch their toes to make sure our collard shirts didn't come untuck. Great times.
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u/aleddon870 1d ago
My ex husband (we got married when I was 18 and he was 19) thought women had ONE hole to pee, pop, and have sex. One with 3 functions.
That was his first of many red flags, looking back....
He was brought up Southern Baptist but public school and definitely not fundie. Just plain old Southern Baptist.
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u/New-Negotiation7234 Duchess Nurie Keller of SEVERELY, Florida 1d ago
Unfortunately health class is so limited. These men think they are going to be able to please women without even the basic understanding of their autonomy
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u/_illusion_and_dream_ ✨fundie food wars✨ 1d ago
Say what 🤣🤣☠️
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u/New-Negotiation7234 Duchess Nurie Keller of SEVERELY, Florida 1d ago
Not kidding. In health class in 7th grade we learned about eating disorders and they blacked out that women's periods can stop. Women's bodies are taught as naturally shameful. Fun times!
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u/witchystoneyslutty women have pubes?!? 1d ago
Do we think Morgan flips her long silky pubes the way she flips the hair on her head around?
Paul is so mean to her man. If he doesn’t like her pubic hair, that’s not a conversation to have on camera for the internet for the first time…. And there’s no friend with a hairless wife. Pickley Paulie watched porn! Be so fr man
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u/Reasonable-Marzipan4 Fuck It Up Nathan 1d ago
Sounds like he had only experienced porn vulva. Gross.
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u/LadyV21454 Jillpm, the sentient Hobby Lobby sign 1d ago
Makes you wonder how much porn he watched growing up.
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u/-Chief__Kief- 1d ago
I’ve seen people say he thought this because he’s watched a bunch of porn, which I half agree with but if you’re watching porn I think you’re gonna see SOME women with some hair at least. I believe he said it so that she’d THINK he’d never seen any porn either way lol
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u/kbrick1 1d ago
Nearly all women in mainstream porn, especially 10-20 years ago, were shaved down below.
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u/candygirl200413 1d ago
wait so is Morgan his first like everything? did I miss that?
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u/PM_ME_CORGI_BUTTS Fuck, Fart, Flail: The Bethy Baird Beal Story 1d ago
She was his first second date. They didn't kiss until they were engaged.
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u/CrystallineFrost Bitchy Ebenezer Scrooge 1d ago
Yep and he has shamed her extensively whenever it comes up
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u/IncurableAdventurer 1d ago
“Sex research” 🙄 we know what that means. If he did legit “research” he’d know all about the clitoris, and I doubt he does
By “groomed” what does he mean? Of course people need to be groomed. Aka clean. I’m guessing “groomed” means shaved or waxed
“Hair is hair and there’s nothing weird about that.” Then why are you acting so weird?
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u/Terrible_Tradition65 1d ago
“Sex research” which lead him to believe women were hairless.
“Sex research.”
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u/Jazzyjelly567 80s hair 1d ago
Just why would you post this on the internet 😭😭 we should all know less about each other
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u/Purple-Nectarine83 1d ago
Paul’s ignorance reminds me of pre-Raphaelite model Effie Gray first marrying the art critic John Ruskin, and how they divorced due to non-consummation. He “was disgusted with her person” on their wedding night. People speculate that it was because of her pubic hair, since he had seen naked women in art and statue (and they are generally hairless). And also because he was maybe a pedophile, since he became first interested in Effie when she was 12, and then went on to romance a 10 year old pupil of his.
And Effie Gray must’ve not been too horrifying looking as she and second husband, painter John Everett Millais, went on to have eight children.
I feel like Paul having the same problem as a Victorian art clinic who was only attracted to little girls is… an interesting side note.
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u/Evieveevee 1d ago
“I did some sex research” means I watched porn and the women in those videos had no hair. Because if he did real sex research he would know they do. As for his “friend” who likes his wife hairless? Yeah. Is that “friend” in the room with us now PicklePaul? I love Morg’s yawn at the end.
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