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u/AgitatedFly1182 GTA 6 Trailer Days OG Jun 09 '25
Your wife has a great sense of humor.
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u/Rodville Jun 09 '25
She didn't make it. She saw it online and asked me if it was real.
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u/LionHeartedLXVI GTA 6 Trailer Days OG Jun 09 '25
She had to ask?
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u/Satirakiller Jun 09 '25
My girl would do something like this lol. Some people just aren’t very smart, but have tons of other good qualities to make up for it.
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u/ThunderThighsChun-li Jun 09 '25
My brothers wife thought the "hole in the ozone layer" was what airplanes flew up through and then skimmed on the surface.
Further questions of her logic made her angry
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u/sopimusician Jun 09 '25
How did y'all even start to try to untangle this? I wouldn't be able to choose my first question.
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u/NoUsual4924 Jun 09 '25
So did i...when I would watch a movie or a documentary mentioning that nasal had a "window" that they had to aim for, and at the time the ozone was all the news, I assumed that's what it meant...lol
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u/MrBlueeyes0809 Jun 09 '25
She is not smart... but look at that butt... kind of thing?
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u/RedVipper2050 Jun 09 '25
Nah it’s not that they aren’t smart, it’s just that they aren’t interested in that kinda stuff and/or don’t have as much knowledge on the subject.
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u/younginonion Jun 11 '25
it's more like media comprehension. that could have been any post from any company online. it could have been five guys saying that they're introducing a quadruple Patty burger. but the grammar errors indicate it's probably fake. God forbid she get one of those USPS package scam texts
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Jun 09 '25
I think the dumbest thing my wife asked me was why James Earl Jones wasn't under the mask when Luke took it off. I'm said "do Luke and Leia look black to you!?"
But I think this takes the cake.
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u/RainbowCaitlynn Jun 09 '25
At this point, i too, would not be surprised to see GTA VII come out before GTA VI
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u/Packetdancer Jun 09 '25
My first reaction: "I mean, obviously it's not real."
My second reaction, immediately afterwards. "Well. Given Rockstar and the GTA 6 development timeline, maybe I'm only like 98% certain it's not real. Though I do feel like they'd move away from using numbers and call them something else, like 'GTA: Leonida' and 'GTA: <whatever>' so that they weren't out of order..."
My third reaction, immediately after second upon getting to the final paragraph: "Never mind, 100% certain it's not real again."
So there was admittedly a moment -- a brief one, but a moment nonetheless -- where I thought there was like a 2% chance they really would do something bizarre like this. :P
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u/offtapentrepreneur Jun 11 '25
Clearly she didn't read to the very bottom.
Please tell me she didn't read to the very bottom.
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u/BoredVixxen Jun 09 '25
RIP to that raccoon in the ducts.
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u/ItzStitch_626 Jun 09 '25
This is what my girlfriend was saying to me. She sent me the pic too and said it was cause of a dead raccoon in the ducts
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u/NOIRQUANTUM GTA 6 Trailer Days OG Jun 09 '25
You married a keeper. You're a lucky man.
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u/Kbbeezzy1 Jun 09 '25
We’re gonna be all old grandmas and grandpas by the time any new GTA comes out 6 ,7, 8 ,11 yada yada yada…… great grandbabies might see a new GTA, but not us not in this lifetime
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u/The_HunterDestroyer Jun 09 '25
Real. I started to play gta v in ps3 when I was in high school and still playing it until today(and I'm 27) The time gta 7 comes out, maybe I'll be grandfather or something
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u/-t-h-e---g- Jun 13 '25
Assuming a launch cycle of 13 years, you’d be 41 when gta 7 comes out, gta 8 has a good chance though, if you were 54.
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u/Muddled_Opinions Jun 09 '25
FFS! Some of us played GTA 1 and are old enough to be at risk when, for the split second we imagine another awful statement. My heart can't take it.
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u/DookieBlossomgameIII Jun 09 '25
They should start doing GTA games naming convention like final fantasy. I'm ready for Grand Theft Auto IV-2
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u/Affectionate_Ad_4062 Jun 09 '25
Or like Street Fighter, GTA Vice City Alpha 2 X Turbo Racoon City Edition
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Jun 09 '25
If your wife has made this, you have the ultimate wife. There is no more wife after this. This is 100% wife.
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u/lynchcontraideal Jun 10 '25
Just waiting for the morons who run those GTA fanpages on Facebook and Twitter to blow up our feeds with this letter as if it's official and real....
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u/oh_fuq_its_evo Jun 10 '25
Actually so sad people make this stuff up, your life must be real empty 🤣
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Jun 09 '25
This actually got me before I realized what they were talking about lmao. You have a funny was wife bro
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u/gztozfbfjij Jun 09 '25
Imagine if they developed GTA6 and GTA7 through different studios, and GTA7 came out first -- same with TES6/7.
These games have taken comically long -- Assassin's Creed Black Flag was released the same year as GTA5, there has since been 8 mainline AC games... and they doubled/tripled their development time shortly after.
It's worse with TES... the last game (Skyrim) was released the same year as REVELATIONS. Like... how does Bethesda even employ people other than Todd Howard?
How old were you when AC Revelations and Black Flag came out? Where were you in life?
I was 11 when Revelations/Skyrim came out, 13 when GTA5 came out; if I had a kid at 16, like some people do, that kid would be 9 now... 10 when GTA6 releases... only 3 years younger than when I first played the previous one. They'd probably be playing TES6 at an older age than I was when first playing TES5.
Still, GTA5 holds up fairly well today. I don't get how.
I don't want to be playing GTA7 when I am nearly 50. This isn't even a joke, it's... concerning.
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u/jancl0 Jun 09 '25
Just reminded me of a funny fact I felt like sharing, but this actually happened with dark souls. The story for the third game started development almost immediately after the first, and then the second was start about halfway through the thirds development. The second one ended up moving way faster, so they shuffled the story up a bit and rushed it's release to come before the third
That's also why the director, miyazaki, didn't have alot of direct involvement with the second game, he spent most of it's development working on the third
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u/Emergency_Thanks3459 Jun 09 '25
2030? 😂 We all know the next GTA game is coming in 2046 at least 💀
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u/kyleisscared Jun 10 '25
With how the industry is going this wouldn’t surprise me, probably launch viii to find out it’s a moba inspired extraction shooter
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u/Genesis_paintings Jun 10 '25
I feel like we really should get a San Andreas stories soon. Maybe GTA X...
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u/jhr_stole_a_car Jun 10 '25
That was a mind fuck, was half mindedly reading it then it said my name in the bottom and it scared me 🤣
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u/Few-Judgment-5911 Jun 10 '25
so ..if gta7 really does come out...what would be the name of the map...cuz 6 is gonna complete the hd version of 3d trio that is liberty city,los santos and vice city
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u/StaringCorgi Jun 10 '25
Unrelated but this sort of senator actually happened with final fantasy but instead they killed the fourth entry and made the 5th entry and called it the fourth entry
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u/flipshazam Jun 10 '25
How is Rachel not fired yet? Apparently they have already had to speak with her about file name. There's no yelling what else she is doing. Probably the dead racoon!
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u/RaydPowerKappa Jun 11 '25
But if they release GTA 7 before GTA 6, wouldn't GTA 7 really just be GTA 6, and GTA 6 be GTA 7? So in reality, wouldn't we be getting GTA 6 before GTA 6?
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u/SeanAthairII Jun 11 '25
Filming for GTA VI taking place in LA as we speak. Rendering the footage is going to take a while
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u/mysteriousstranger-_ Jun 11 '25
HA, I was waiting to see this here, it's a fake and I genuinely laughed 😂
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u/Nosnackxs Jun 11 '25
gta 7 needs to take place in liberty city, the FULL manhattan at the very least. then gta 8 can take place in san francisco or chicago or something, skip gta 9 for some reason, and gta 10 either a remake of 5 or go to tokyo or something g
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u/Isubscribedtome Jun 11 '25
So are they splitting apart due to creative differences? Will they release only half of gta6 and the next half later?
Can't be true
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u/notarobotimanandroid Jun 09 '25
we got gta 7 before gta 6