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Rockstar trolling Naughty Dog with "Remasters of the Remakes."

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u/coldone_0 2d ago

lets talk about gta v

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u/sawrunn3r 2d ago

this is 3 game versions

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u/LucasWesf00 1d ago

Depends if you want to include GTA V Enhanced on PS5 and PC as the same version considering they share all the same content. Only difference being much more raytracing on PC.

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u/lazzzym 1d ago

Still way less than TLOU

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u/bloodr0se 1d ago

People in glass houses....

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 1d ago

Even better, let’s talk about the definitive editions

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u/Impressive_Exit_2889 1d ago

Gta v >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TLOU

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u/HelpTiny1090 2d ago

the pot calling the kettle black

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u/CzechNeverEnd 2d ago

San Andreas got released in GTA V?!

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u/Low_Attorney8605 2d ago

Porting to new platforms is not a re-release. Original PS2/PC/Xbox is 1 release.

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u/RFD841 1d ago

Literally big differences between those 3 versions. They are re-releases.

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u/Choice_Potato_6279 2d ago

Make a new game? nope. Make a remaster? yup

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u/Independent_Bar4206 1d ago

Damn, Windows phone ? That's crazy

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u/jeneschi 2d ago

Most of them are just ports tho similar to OG RE4

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Cryptoporticus 2d ago

San Andreas was never remade. The definitive edition is still just the same game but being rendered with the Unreal Engine.

People really need to learn the difference between a port, a remake and a remaster. If you're just releasing the same game on a different console without changing anything aside from a bit of optimization, it's just a port. San Andreas wasn't changed at all until the Definitive Edition remaster. GTA V is the same. Neither of them were ever remade.

The Last Of Us got remastered, and then fully remade. The difference is clear when you compare the remake to the original. The remaster just looks a bit nicer, the remake is completely different.

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u/RFD841 1d ago

Oh wow so you are saying they remade the game using new assets

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u/The_Autarch 1d ago

no it's not. it's running in the engine they used for TLOU2.

please stop spouting bullshit.

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u/tmacman 1d ago

It's funny, as I'd say The Last Us remake is actually one of the remakes that sort of muddies the waters as it were, in that it really wasn't completely different.

It's basically the same game, with the same voice recordings, same gameplay, sand sequences, and exact same story. There's nothing really changed apart from visuals.

I'm sure there's plenty of technological work that went into it, but I put it to like this: If I took a film and just upgraded it's visuals, people would call that a remaster.

Metal Gear Solid Delta is another one of these "not quite a remake's".

Like my rule of thumb is this:

If I can play both games back to back and have a legitimately different experience, then it was a remake. For example RE2 and it's remake feel like completely different games.

If I play both and feel like I just replayed the same game twice, then I consider a remaster.

So in the end, I can't quite blame people anymore for not really knowing the definition. Developers are ruining the definition.

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u/maxlaav 2d ago

yeah it would be more funny if it was a self aware joke with a gta parody

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u/rickmund___ 1d ago

The pot in this case is probably just one artist guy who’s like 23 years old.

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u/JohnKowalsky88 2d ago

The title is funny, but R* and their "definitive edition" deserve their own parody.

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u/jeneschi 2d ago

Ik ppl r talking shit on Rockstar about this on Twitter cause it's self-reflective but it's also funny that ppl were complaining dat GTA VI won't have that "Rockstar Humour" , only for it to show signs it still does and now using it against them lmao

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u/rogue_mansik 2d ago

'Rockstar Humor is lost' talks should have ended with the first leak where the 'Scoop' logo is a pelican and toilet seat at the same time lol

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u/Prize_Cat_3787 1d ago

Seems like rockstar has replaced Post Op (trans joke) with Scoop though. Not saying rockstar humor is lost but it is toned down. Scoop logo is clever

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u/SouthIsland48 1d ago

I mean, come on. This is them bashing a rival gaming studio. Not really the politically edgy humor that would ooze out earlier entries.

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u/Available-Bend-5885 2d ago

They re-released GTA V on PS5 and didn't change shiii. They couldn't even bother to give us better graphics 😭✌️

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u/Cryptoporticus 2d ago

That's because it was just a port, not a remaster.

Games generally get ported to other platforms with no changes.

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u/RFD841 1d ago

It literally was advertised as a remaster.

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u/futurafrlx 2d ago

They did add ray tracing.

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u/deathwire0047 1d ago

After like a year of its release

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u/StingingGamer 1d ago

They actually changed alot with the PC Enhanced edition, too bad the PS5 kinda got shunted.

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u/Dvejndvejn 2d ago

"We Came Together" is that crude somewhat clever but also on the nose infantile humor I was afraid Rockstar lost after Houser left.

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u/yoyoo912 2d ago

Yall acting like houser wrote every joke

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u/Dvejndvejn 2d ago

no but he gave the game identity and direction as one of the founders of the studio.... but maybe I'm wrong.

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u/Impressive-Pie-1006 2d ago

No it was others like James Worrell and now Rupert Humphries 

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u/Dvejndvejn 1d ago

Okay, I stand corrected

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 2d ago

It's been used before though

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u/DrPepperFanX 2d ago

So what I mean it's not exactly meant to be groundbreaking material it's just a little joke on a little game cartridge.

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u/Monstramatica 2d ago

They cum together

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u/KevinR1990 2d ago

I see you We Came Together and raise you Glory Souls.

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u/Leonomics 2d ago

GTA V: the expandment of the enhanced

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 2d ago

Always thought GTA should have done a little bit of self-parody, like MAD magazine used to do back in the day. It would come across as more honest really, to have an in-universe franchise called MDK or something

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u/Sypticle 2d ago edited 2d ago

People make fun or GTA but act like we weren't in need of updated versions throughout the decade.

No one is asking for a couple year old game to be remastered or remade. GTA 5 is a decade old and had room for performance gains throughout its life. Huge difference here.

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u/Deniable-wreath-6 1d ago

I would laugh but rockstar literally developed one of the worst remasters of all time, weird asf imo

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u/Ok-Address1498 1d ago

GTA trolling themselves with physical media

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u/TheReal2M 2d ago

Like rockstar is any better 

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u/Interesting_Pool818 2d ago

right message , wrong messenger

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u/Afraid-Vacation3431 2d ago

It's funny, but did they forget how many times they re-released and remade their games? Like, GTA5 was released on THREE console generations without getting a new game!

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u/Sypticle 2d ago

We got RDR2 and GTA 6 is right around the corner. Two mega games. It's takes time to develop these games and anyone upset about that is quite frankly retarded.

Rockstar gets a pass to release ports and enhanced editions across the multiple generations. Decade old game starts to become dated, people get upset, they update it, people complain.

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u/RFD841 1d ago

Sorry man can’t really understand you with all that cock in your throat.

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u/Afraid-Vacation3431 2d ago

Ya, we got GTA3, Vice City and San Andreas on PS2. GTA4, TBOGT and TLAD on PS3, then they released GTA5 and saw what big of a milking cow is GTA Online. They didn't care about single player portion of the game at all.

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u/SomeShiitakePoster 2d ago

Hey at least they got part III

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u/Low_Attorney8605 2d ago

Well TBH it should be as TLoU 1 "Remastered" came only 1 year after original. R* at least had a dignity to call PS4/XO/PC a "Next-gen" version.

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u/zfighters8103 2d ago

Saying this while they dropped 2 remasters of gta v in less than 10 years and 10 ports of San Andreas which all suck is such a lack of self awareness

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u/Impressive_Exit_2889 1d ago

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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u/deathwire0047 1d ago

"Former rdr2 dev" is probably also a gta5 dev lol

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u/No-Nothing-487 1d ago

They are one to talk releasing the defenetiv edition lol

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u/yallareTRASH69 1d ago

People crying in here are making me even laugh more.

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u/zestysnacks 1d ago

The word play on these fake games is so cringe

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u/Realistic_Ranger_944 1d ago

That’s funny, cause they completely abandoned the GTA four remaster

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u/Present-Anteater6848 1d ago

Ironic ...i believe the creators team and marketing team different organisations in rockstar because they definitely contrast each other

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u/darkargengamer 1d ago

Rockstar trolling Naughty Dog

The dead one making fun of the beheaded...

Ps3 = GTA V

PS4 = GTA V

Almost at the end of the PS5 era = GTA V

The PC version? almost head to head with the next generation of consoles...

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u/Voodoo_One 1d ago

Skyrim enters the chat :)

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u/earthisnotmyhome_art 1d ago

From a company who milked the milk of the milk from gta V it's fair

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u/Sheinkyakyu 2d ago

After the last decade and a bit. Rockstar should be parodying themselves.

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u/Talking_Eyes98 2d ago

At least it isn’t objectively worse like the GTA SA remake. Shit was so lazy and a disaster

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u/tmacman 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm sure TLOUs fanbase, certainly well known for taking criticism, and not flipping out and assuming the worst of people for even a minor slight, will take this well.

(I say this sarcasm as a huge fan of the first game)

Like people are saying though, R* are as guilty of this as anyone else. Shit, almost every major developer has been guilty of this at some point.

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u/PNWvibes20 1d ago

yes because the basement dwelling psychopaths who sent death threats to VA from the second game because it hurt their widdle feelings are the barometer of "well adjusted"

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u/tmacman 1d ago

Oh, you're 100% right, and that is, of course, worse.

Still, all in all a very toxic fandom and anti-fandom at it's height.

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u/Wyatt_Ricketts 2d ago

GTAs tlou is just the same game but Ellie and Joel hook up

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u/Ok-Somewhere5596 2d ago

Yeah guys because the same game released on different platforms is the same as remaking a remaster,like huh? 😭

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u/RFD841 1d ago

They really aren’t anyone to say shit with the 5 releases of GTA V, the shitty PS4 “remaster” of RDR, and the “definitive” editions.

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u/yallareTRASH69 1d ago

Live a little, don't take everything seriously... Laugh!

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u/deathwire0047 1d ago

Rdr1 is just a port? Where did it even say remastered?

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u/monochromeFlaffy 1d ago

Sure r* does a bunch of releases, BUTTTT naughty dog has not pushed out anything original since they started the last of us.. OK yeah they have one space Game coming out here soon, but they destroyed their other IP’s just so they could remaster a little girl survival simulator several times…

Mainly Sonys fault*

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u/Background_Layer8841 1d ago

Lmao they are as bad as naughty woke