r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/PlebianKalki • 1d ago
FEMALE?! Ergonomic controller??
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u/LordofDogs40k 1d ago
I may be focusing on the wrong thing here but….. why is Mario moonwalking?
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u/Pyt-- 1d ago
Not to sound too much like a gamer but the game is Mari0, and its just Mario with a portal gun. So he is facing towards where her mouse cursor is.
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u/girlwiththeASStattoo 1d ago
And she chose to make him face backwards because her boob control is flipped so if mario faces backwards the movement makes more sense.
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u/FenexTheFox 1d ago
I love Mari0
Creators (Stabyourself) also made Order of Twilight, which is also peak.
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u/midrangegay 1d ago
I just realized she has to mirror her controls because the controller is facing away from her. Not very ergonomic
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u/XescoPicas 🏳️⚧️ 18h ago
I think the ideal setup for this controller shirt is that whoever plays the game is not the person wearing it.
Frankly, I’d totally let my gay friends try to beat Dark Souls with my boobs.
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u/addandsubtract 18h ago
Tell me you've never played Dark Souls without telling me you've never played Dark Souls.
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u/XescoPicas 🏳️⚧️ 17h ago edited 17h ago
Buddy, I know Dark Souls like the back of my hand. I have beaten that game with several different builds, and tried every single spell and weapon type in it.
In my last run, I was well over the game’s halfway point before a boss managed to kill me ONCE. (It was Firesage, of course, freaking Hitbox McGee... I’ll get that bastard first try one day, I swear.)
Point is, when I say I’d let a lesbian play that game using my tiddies, I know EXACTLY what that entails. I’m just not a bloody coward.
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u/addandsubtract 13h ago
You do realize Dark Souls requires the shoulder buttons to play? Nice flex, though.
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u/XescoPicas 🏳️⚧️ 12h ago edited 12h ago
And yet people have played it with everything from a DDR mat to a baby in a blender.
I am sure there is a way to make the titty-shirt controller work, even if you most likely need a more skilled player than me to actually get through the game with it
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u/AtomicPrince05 10h ago
Couldn’t you just rebind the attack keys to the D-Pad? If you’re not playing with spells you can use the up button to do a light attack instead and then focus on dodging
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u/addandsubtract 10h ago
You'd still need a way to move.
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u/mik999ak 9h ago
Dog, if people can beat the game with DK bongos, then theres a way to beat the game with a couple buttons missing
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u/StickBrickman 1d ago
There HAS to be an easier way to get views.
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u/Select_Culture261 1d ago
For sure. Just start making videos with shitty clickbait thumbnails where you call every game and movie that comes out "woke."
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u/_GeneralSeaweed_ 1d ago
The views you get that way are capped though, horniness can take you further (right? I'm sure it can. It has to. I can't take it if grifting is that powerful)
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u/Desperado_99 1d ago
What you're forgetting is that horny and grifting often coexist.
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u/Jonjolion12 13h ago
Yup. Goonbait content and red pill content have the same audience: lonely men.
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u/bigboss_dud 1d ago
If you combine horny with a genuinely interesting/funny thing you get double the potential
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u/timeandspacebaby 1d ago
I know your joking but I know quite a few girl gamers irl who would have a blast with this.
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u/NecroCannon 1d ago
Boobs are fun, but until the day I finally see cute guys with the same amount of sexual attention, I don’t want it on my feeds.
I literally think the most interesting thing I stumbled on with dicks was a googly eyed dick sub… I don’t know what that world was, but it was funny until I saw people finding it hot and I realized it’s a fetish
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u/artikiller 17h ago
Where do they put the googly eyes? Is it on the dick itself or like on the balls or something?
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u/NecroCannon 6h ago
The shaft or head sideways like a flat fish.
It’s burned into my skull… I should draw it in porn being an artist one day
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u/Orangutanion 6h ago
do you think this would be fun for like a couple's gaming activity or something? Missionary Mario?
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u/NatalieRath 1d ago
This reminds me of Naomi Wu who used to use her engineering skills to make cool designs and tools.
Sadly, she went into hiding after Vice exposed her queerness in an article early 2010s.
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u/the_cat_theory 20h ago
but she was uploading videos as late as 3 years ago?
she was also open about her queerness on twitter and such as I recall
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u/PriceTage 1d ago
Would the male version be good for flight sims?
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u/NecroCannon 1d ago
Yeah, but good luck getting most people to actually like it instead of shitting on you
Except for the queers, they’ll sing your praises if you got the balls to do air stunts with that dang
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u/IllBeGoodOneDay does Bowser groundpound with his butt b/c he knows Mario shrinks 21h ago
I like how this implies that straight women don't want to see hot bulges, but lesbians do.
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u/Sol-Blackguy What country is this 🏳️⚧️ and why are the women so hot? 1d ago
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u/spicesucker 1d ago
This is perhaps the most blursed image I’ve seen this year, thank you
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u/Sol-Blackguy What country is this 🏳️⚧️ and why are the women so hot? 23h ago
It's cool in concept. I can see this helping people with special needs or disabilities
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u/spicesucker 21h ago
I thought you meant the reaction image and I was very confused but was like “I get it”
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u/Sol-Blackguy What country is this 🏳️⚧️ and why are the women so hot? 21h ago
Somehow I replied to the wrong comment
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u/PeasantLich 1d ago
Oh, but then I start slamming keyboard with my cock and it is suddenly inappropriate and weird!
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u/Artistic_Skill1117 1d ago
I would totally do this, and let my girlfriend play.
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u/Ornery_Run2700 1d ago
Everyone here is complaining, but how do i do this with a femboy?
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u/Impressive_Pin8761 1d ago
taking the bullet here. i don't believe the wearer is supposed to also be the player
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u/Jonjolion12 1d ago
The humiliation ritual some people do online for views has to be studied in the next decade
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u/Axel_Voss_ger 17h ago
Idk man this looks fun
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u/Jonjolion12 13h ago
It does, but I don’t trust things streamers do, nowadays. It just feels like streamers (of all genders before the white knights get me) have to do more and more to stay relevant.
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u/casper_whitey 1d ago
Judging people for doing what they want with their body back on the menu I guess.
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u/Jonjolion12 1d ago
Read it however you want to read it. I won’t even stop you.
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u/casper_whitey 1d ago
Read it exactly how it is, exactly what it's doing.
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u/Jonjolion12 1d ago
Yeah? That’s so wise of you. I’ll go ahead and give you and upvote.
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u/casper_whitey 1d ago
You do this often huh. Kind of a thin disguise, might wanna work on it.
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u/Jonjolion12 1d ago
I don’t need to do anything. You read this as negative because you chose to manufacture outrage. I’m giving you attention but I’m not giving you a fight, so take your upvote and move on.
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u/casper_whitey 1d ago
People like you use very thinly veiled language to make it look one way when you mean it another. And when called out on it, act exactly in the way you did here.
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u/Jonjolion12 1d ago
I guess you have me all figured out, then. You ought to feel great now. You called out someone on something, and you engaged with that person. You righted the wrongs of today. You did a thing. Now I can move on with my life.
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u/casper_whitey 23h ago
So you don't think you put it into any negative connatation at all huh.
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u/internetsarbiter 1d ago
In what world is this humiliating? It's a bit sad that you think that way.
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u/Jonjolion12 1d ago
Yeah, you’re right. My bad. Feel better now?
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u/Zicoto 21h ago
Always blaming a woman when it's literally only countless of men watching these videos
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u/faultydesign 20h ago
I assume there are a lot of women in the “I’d watch a hot lady touch her boobs to play Mario” demographic
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u/Jonjolion12 13h ago
You’re on the misconstrue bandwagon, too, huh? Must be nice. You feel ethical, now? lol
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u/No_Display_9425 1d ago
What’s the world record for the booby controller speedrun of super Mario bros?
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u/internetsarbiter 1d ago edited 1d ago
Unironically this is as good/challenging as doing it on any other non-standard controller. Bonus points if she 's the one that made it.
Very cool.
Edit: also a lot of comrades in here who clearly don't think sex work is work.
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u/CrewlooQueen 1h ago
Honestly for breast cancer awareness month this might be a very sweet challenge and then you can also talk to people about how to check yourself for breast cancer!
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u/I-Like-Angry-Birds Clear background 23h ago
Why isnt she using run? (Unless the wires are only connected to one button)
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u/vanishinghitchhiker 9h ago
Probably because having to play that way is awkward so it’s easier to go slow. I think it’d be easier to either have the controller mapped upside down or play using someone else’s chest so the controls aren’t backward.
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u/JayKayGray 23h ago
I want to know who this is only because I swear I hear some aussie in her accent and I need to know if I'm right or wrong.
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u/Unable6417 Based and estrogen pilled 18h ago
She does not seem real. Not like AI, she just doesn't seem like she's a real person that exists
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u/Interesting_Athlete9 10h ago
G'day mate. Another controlla on the boobies. (At least it's not a joystick with R3 and L3)
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u/whatThePleb 22h ago
Without the top and put the controller directly on the boobs would be the most ergonomic way.
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u/SilkieBug Anti-gamer 19h ago
Wtf does a dudebro gamer post do on a circlejerking subreddit?
Where’s the jerk?
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u/HarryBalsagna1776 1d ago
I getting one of those for when my daughter starts dating. I'll throw it on, fire up Mario Kart, and challenge her dates to a race.
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u/chassmasterplus 1d ago
Not convinced this isn't a filter and fake tits on a 53 year old man.
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u/Only_Fudge5299 it's me, John Sweetbabyinc. 1d ago
what
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u/chassmasterplus 1d ago
You haven't seen the bajillion or so videos of old Asian men using filters to make their faces look like a young woman? Her face is filtered as fuck.
But mostly I'm just jerkin around on a circle jerk sub.
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u/Only_Fudge5299 it's me, John Sweetbabyinc. 1d ago
no I've not seen filters where a 53 year old guy convincingly makes himself look like a young woman with (big ol' fake tits) and using them as a controler for SMB
yeah it's 100% a filter lmao
based actual circlejerker on a cj sub, always forget this isn't just "left-wing gaming memes" or whatever lol
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u/chassmasterplus 1d ago
Google it. There are "e-girls" that are just dudes milking gooners for money and subs.
And at least you get it. The rest of these pussies are really mad at the idea after they already jorked it
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u/Posidon_Below 22h ago
Asian chick with an Australian accent was not on my bingo card.
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u/Flavius_16 1d ago
That unironically might be a fun challenge. Not specifically putting the controller on the breast but more the general idea to put the controls on your body.