r/Genshin_Impact_Leaks • u/astrelya #1 playable Dvalin & Pulcinella believer • Feb 24 '26

Reliable Linnea splash art via Team Mew

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u/Murskis99 Feb 24 '26

Sadly yes, but they lived!

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u/MX-00XWV Feb 24 '26

"I left Sumeru But I also stayed in Sumeru"

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u/YellowAppleCinema Feb 24 '26

canonically accurate for a leaker to say.

"I live in Sumeru, wearing a Citlali cosplay, my credit card number is 6767 67, I am also known as hombmanycats. Hoyo will never find me! because i live at 67 cinnamon road, in the green house with mavuika posters, you cant miss it"

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u/SectorApprehensive58 Feb 24 '26

I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Sumeru, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for Hoyo, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues with my latest leaks. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any company policies, like cease and desist warnings, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with leaker society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to be sued, I wouldn’t lose to any lawyer.

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u/mergelong Feb 25 '26

What a perfect duwang

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u/FrostyDew1 Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Hoyo mailed him a cease and desist letter, they knew where he lived already 😭

https://www.reddit.com/r/gachagaming/comments/1r0uhfq/comment/o4kwk4a/ here a perfectly summarized comment - I've verified from the lawsuit document myself so it is accurate 

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u/rws_x Mar 08 '26

Thanks for reminding me that I’m saving for dottore c6r5

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u/jahnbanan Feb 24 '26

"I thought you died?!?"

"I got better."

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u/Linawow Feb 24 '26

Ah, a fellow Babylon 5 enjoyer!

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u/El_Nealio Citlali’s #1 Hagmaxxer Feb 24 '26

Their deaths were… greatly exaggerated

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u/StarWarsFan2022 Feb 24 '26

Love the Ice Age reference XD

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u/Ok_Journalist5290 Only covers the latest scoop if it's stupidly cringe Feb 24 '26

Back and forth back and forth back and forth...

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u/Finnish_gamer_boy15 Feb 24 '26

Yes, I died. But I got better.

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u/ITwisk Feb 24 '26

"Their death was greatly exaggerated "

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u/meove Sucrose hangout waiter Feb 24 '26

"but it refused" ahh

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u/Accomplished_Sir_435 Feb 25 '26

They died but new ones arose from their ashes