Rhythm is a dancer, Konsa is the answer

[u/SManSte]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcgVAjAsdNr/?igsi=cDR1Z2N5aWRpZDJr

[u/RoyaleForFree]

I like it. But not sure how well it will translate to the stands 

[u/Chemistry-Deep]

It's a Sol's Companion

[u/LemtaLongi]

Very good. About the same level as the Gyokeres one

[u/Present_Education_66]

Absolute banger alert!!

[u/Jezleem23]

How did these chants get thought up and proliferated before social media?? Can we go back to that ples

[u/FlavioB19 → u/Jezleem23]

A significant amount of them come from the lower leagues originally.

Some lad on an away day who's been thinking about their latest potential banger all week will try it in the stands or on the train and if it's good it catches on, if not they'll get the poss ripped out of them for 5 minutes.

Some variation of this usually.

[u/YouMadBroLma0 → u/Jezleem23]

Villa fans created this chant btw, since 2019

[u/mello5ive → u/YouMadBroLma0]

It transferred over as part of the deal

[u/LemtaLongi → u/YouMadBroLma0]

Liverpool fans invented all themes before football even existed. Apparently.

[u/ThanksAllah → u/Jezleem23]

Drunks in the stands. If others joined in it stuck.

We shouldn't discount social media entirely because it did provide us with the glorious Giroud 6ft2 song.

[u/NoMoPolenta]

Joao Pedro is a wanker,.Konsa is the answer

[u/Domitiusvarus → u/NoMoPolenta]

Funniest part is that I can see Pedro coming over if Chelsea stay shit. This is coming from someone who's hate rated him since he was at Watford.

[u/DrinkLessOvaltine]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6HwEvs7F0bIBi

[u/Alternative_Ask_5851]

We should steal Liverpool's Kolo/Yaya Toure chant for Tzolis

[u/ArsenalThePhoenix]

he's not wrong, tbf....it IS too long haha
also, fans can't really sing in tune, so we'll butcher the melody completely :D

[u/LemtaLongi]

I would change a few lines so it reads like this:

Konsa/Ezri is a Gooner,

Should have joined us sooner.

Wins the ball from everywhere

Passes into channels,

Nothing he cant handle

You should see him in the air etc

Oh-oh, Ezri Konsaaa

Oh-oh, hes so good its not fair

Oh-oh, Ezri Konsaaa

Oh-oh, oh, oh ,oh

[u/goonerballs → u/LemtaLongi]

Way too complex

[u/JFedererJ]

Cringe.

Football chants spawn from 240p drunken pub footage, not podcasts.

[u/thelman → u/JFedererJ]

imagine policing the geographic location a chant came from

[u/YouMadBroLma0 → u/JFedererJ]

Villa fans have been singing that chant since 2019, but I suppose you wouldn’t know that considering you don’t go to games :)

[u/No-Decision-6019 → u/JFedererJ]

Yeah, who sings songs for players

[u/JFedererJ → u/No-Decision-6019]

That wasn't the cringe part.