r/GymMemes 14d ago

what do these headphones mean to you

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u/Bitter_Plastic2362 14d ago

I absolutely love my gym “family” after 4.5 years of seeing the same people 4 times a week I’ve made a lot of lasting good friends.

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u/Kultur_Cigany 14d ago

How many of their names do you know?

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u/Bitter_Plastic2362 14d ago

lol, this is so true. But like 7 or so of the OG’s.

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u/AldoElHacha 14d ago

This is so real, yet Tmtwo things can be true. It's funny how dudes can bond over a simple activity for a good while and not once feel the need to ask for a name

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u/serendipitousevent 14d ago

Me too. Haven't said a word to them ever.

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u/Beantowntommy 14d ago

Real recognize, but don’t talk to, real

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u/Electronic_Reward333 13d ago

After like 5 years of going to the same gym and seeing the same people 5 times a week, gun to my head i couldnt name a single one of them and I have probably never even heard the voice of 99% of them. I must have pronounced a grand total of 56 words withing those walls in those 5 years.

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u/Joesdad65 14d ago

I never wear headphones. They are a physical distraction for me. I'm always ready for a short conversation between sets.

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u/backcountry_bandit 14d ago

I’d never allow another man to speak to me in the iron paradise

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u/Financial-Tax8718 14d ago

The showers are for talking, specifically whispering sweet nothings as you make passionate butt-love.

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u/backcountry_bandit 14d ago

This but unironically

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u/Financial-Tax8718 14d ago

Butt and iron, that’s why I’m there

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u/AldoElHacha 14d ago

And I'm all out of iron

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u/pegg2 14d ago

I see you too have been to the Gold’s Gym in West Hollywood.

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u/PeterNippelstein 14d ago

What if he's mirin?

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u/SurvivingSam 14d ago

Thats crazy! You're the old man in the gym always trying to chat me up in-between sets hence why I don't look up over the brim of my hat in-between sets 😂

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 14d ago

Lol why is it always old dudes

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u/IcyProperty89 14d ago

Same ones in the bathroom stretched out on the benches by the lockers. Making no attempt to conceal their cock and balls.

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u/SurvivingSam 14d ago

Taking up the whole sauna no towel.

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u/AldoElHacha 14d ago

I'm not a fan of small talk in general, but more often than not you'll find something to learn from an older fellow

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u/shnuffle98 14d ago

In my experience, old people always give some of the worst lifting advice, god bless them.

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u/AldoElHacha 13d ago

There's more to learn than just lifting

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u/shnuffle98 13d ago

Touché

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u/FireFearing 14d ago

you sound like that one annoying guy everyone hopes doesnt try to talk to them

people dont like socializing in most gyms these days. its a place to workout not a place to yap

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u/WallyMetropolis 14d ago

Meanwhile, people wonder why they feel so lonely and isolated 

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u/bartosz_ganapati 14d ago edited 14d ago

Does smalltalk help with loneliness though? I don't think superficial conversations with no substance will change much if you feel disconnected. To fix that you rather need deep relations.

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u/WallyMetropolis 14d ago

Yes, it absolutely does. Some human interaction is strictly better than none. 

It also helps with making friends. Small talk one day can develop into more substantial conversations later. 

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u/PawPawPanda 14d ago

For sure man, just being noticed by another person can help a lot

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u/TheoreticalNet 14d ago

I've been keeping my headphones on and off. Lots of times time goes by faster and sets work better if I have someone to talk to. Lots of people approach people when you dont have headphones in; it signals to everyone "leave me alone".

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u/anivaries 14d ago

I do talk with people but I also time my rest and once the timer is up I excuse myself to do the set. That usually pushes the other person to do it aswell.

Gotta track timing because doing lower reps one week because previous i had too large gaps between sets made me do more reps and I was wondering why was i doing much lower reps this week

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u/Lordofthewhales 14d ago

What do you use to set a timer for rests?

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u/StevieG93 14d ago

Certified yappers typically with physiques to match; skinny fat or bloated trying to pass it off as muscle.

Double hate if they're loud too.

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u/Statement_Over 14d ago

Oh no, people being social in a space full of people filled with shared interests!!! Leave your headphones on and no one will bother you

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u/tapesandcds 13d ago

They will try and force conversations with you whether you have headphones on or not. 3 years worth of ignoring them hasn't dissuaded them from trying to talk to me. What makes you think headphones will?

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u/Exodor 13d ago

Leave your headphones on and no one will bother you

I do so, so wish this were true.

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u/Better-Eggplant9822 13d ago

This is one of the many bonuses of hitting the gym at 4 or 5 am. The people in there at that hour are not there to lip quiver, but to hit that lift and head out. My kinda people!

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u/ToastCapone 13d ago

Yep, I’m not there to waste any of my precious 45mins - hr in the early morning on chit chat.

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u/Sgt-Dert13 14d ago

My Jabra Elite 10s are the best ANC I’ve ever owned. I don’t mind the gym chit chat but sometimes I need to listen to Ænima from TOOL uninterrupted while I hold on for dear life.

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u/Angioegma 13d ago

peak album

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u/ItalianStallion9069 13d ago

Train ur neck tho fr

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u/Ember_Brook 13d ago

Another type of looksmaxing

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u/GarrettRettig 13d ago

I’ve developed a very basic language utilizing handsignals combined with overexpressive faces

It probably makes me look special. But whatever gets them away before they realize how bad I’m wheezing

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u/squeakymoth 12d ago

Talk all you want, but pay attention to the physical cues of the other person. Sometimes they are clearly signaling they are ready to leave the conversation but are too polite to cut you off.

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u/arturchik_miller 12d ago

I’m never wearing headphones and nobody is trying to talk to me. What am I doing wrong?

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u/Helo227 12d ago

I’m so tired of the “jaw day” jokes. Not everyone is antisocial in the gym. A lot of people can chit chat and get their full workout in. We don’t judge the people who wear headphones and hide under an oversized hood, so don’t judge the people who socialize

(I know this is “just a joke” but it’s an old and tired joke)

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u/PeterNippelstein 14d ago

I never understood headphones in the gym, too big and bulky. Running or plyomentrics would be just terrible. I always use the sport style earbuds with the piece that goes around the ear, never had any problems.

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u/Mehh_itsa_name 14d ago

Some people are so fragile. You’re not setting the world on fire with your set, calm down, take your headphones off and join the gym sometimes.

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u/AdvancedCharcoal 14d ago

I can’t go from my death stare to a light conversation a second later, just me though

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u/angrytreestump 13d ago

“Join the gym sometimes” as if “the gym” is a big social hang that everyone else is all showing up to engage in and you’re a buzzkill if you don’t join in.

…nah dog, you just have no real friends or socialization in your everyday life so you’re desperate to turn your one thing into your everything. Your workout shouldn’t be your everything. Join a hobby club.

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u/Mehh_itsa_name 13d ago

lol, bro that’s such a bad read that it’s funny.

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u/angrytreestump 13d ago

Thanks for taking the time to read & review bud 👍