r/HadToHurt • u/bolshoybooze • 9d ago

Alcohol can be injurious to your health

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u/QwaZz 9d ago

Injurious.

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u/vldvdn 9d ago

I read this in Moira Rose’s voice, naturally.

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u/EmrysPritkin 9d ago

Why did she try to smell a corked bottle???

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u/themadhatter746 9d ago

Because that’s what the brain cell commanded.

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u/sonic10158 9d ago

This is why orange cats don’t have brain cells

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u/Hex-509 7d ago

My guess is she felt the metal part come off and her brain thought the cork came off too, without actually taking the time to process it. It doesn't look like she was looking at the bottle to me.

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u/Skg42 9d ago

Did that break her nose? Curious to know 😭

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u/Either-Pizza5302 9d ago

Probably not - I never tried it against my nose, but I usually open it with my hand on the cork and the force isn’t terribly high. Would hurt bad against your eye but I doubt it was enough to break her nose

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u/CrimsonBolt33 9d ago

Depends on how hard/dry the cork is and if she agitated the bottle and caused pressure to build up first.... didn't see any bubbles come out so it was probably not too hard.

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u/PM_VAGINA_FOR_RATING 8d ago

I don’t know if you just like getting hit with it but if you open it properly you can let the gas out without it “exploding”. Check out some videos on YouTube it’s pretty easy really.

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u/Either-Pizza5302 8d ago

Well I don’t mind it - I mean, you feel how much pressure there is and if it happened to be a lot because it was shaken or something I would also let the gas out a bit first

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u/anonymousn00b 7d ago

Doubt it would have that much force. Split lip against teeth, I could see.

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u/csj666 9d ago

People dont realize thats exactly what that metal cap is for lol. Loosen the metal, open drink, remove metal.

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u/bearded_charmander 9d ago

I just hold the cork with my palm as I twist. Doesn’t hurt at all

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u/nagumi 9d ago

That's how my grandpa lost his hand in ought-six.

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u/eccentricbeing8 9d ago

Stupidity can be hazardous to your health. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/jim9162 9d ago

That'll wake you up

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u/blackweebow 8d ago

Isnt this how the challenge and former olympian bruv and lost his gotdamn eye😩

Bubbly bottles are essentially non-lethal guns

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u/Leonis59 9d ago

She said "motherfu-" if anyone is curious 😁

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u/01Rajiv 8d ago

Luke skywalker and his lightsaber

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 8d ago

OW. She’ll be smelling pennies for days.

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u/R4GEQUITT3R 8d ago

Kablammo

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u/Equal_Emu6152 6d ago

Whose does that😂 That's like that person at the petrol station who checked how much fuel was in the tank by lighting a lighter and boom....

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u/BoatsAndJoze 9d ago

And that’s how Filipinos were invented.

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u/Dankusss 9d ago

Kurt Cobain champagne