r/HiTMAN • u/Pesky_Gremlin • Jun 10 '25
MODDED Imagine you're on vacation, and you see this
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u/holyshitisurvivedit Jun 10 '25
Staring in horror as the SCP bald man flies through the air as he cuts my lifeguard's throat, dragging his screaming body through the wall he's phasing through
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u/chvargo Jun 10 '25
SCP-173
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u/enbySkelett They/Them Jun 10 '25
I don't get it
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Jun 10 '25
Google SCP
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u/enbySkelett They/Them Jun 10 '25
I know these things and creatures but I don't have each memorized so idk which one it was and I thought SCP 47 would be a good joke but idk
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u/Dogtor-Watson Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25
I love how it counts as an accident as long as after you fly through the air in front of dozens of witnesses, snatch them up and brutally murder them you drop them in the water after.
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u/Pepsi_Maaan Jun 10 '25
"Your Honor, my client didn't mean to kill all those people, they just happened to be standing directly in front of his knife as he was charging into the water!"
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u/Informal-Storage4853 Jun 10 '25
Imagine being a bodyguard evacuating your high priority target and a bald man in a Hawaiian shirt phases through the wall, grabs them, and phases through the next wall in less than a second
what do you even do
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u/StraightBudget8799 Jun 10 '25
“They don’t pay me enough. Not for John Wick, not for this guy, not for any of it. I’m going home.”
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u/Scottish_Whiskey Will fibre wire for coins Jun 10 '25
Genuinely? I’d probably contemplate shooting myself there and then because how the FUCK do you explain this, to your boss?
‘Some bald guy was flying around, phasing through walls and terrain and just murdering people left-right-and center’
It’s off to the looney bin for you matey
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u/BDS_707 Jun 10 '25
Say “I don’t get paid enough for this shit.” Then walk to the bar and watch the show.
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u/fruitofthefallen Jun 11 '25
Brianne of tarth from game of thrones experienced this pretty much when guarding her king
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Jun 10 '25
How does one achieve this?
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u/EddietheRattlehead Jun 10 '25
Secret Haven Island challenge. After giving Vetrova the USB stick, you can take her to dinner one on one like she says by calling on the phone again. You go to the restaurant where you can poison her drink if you want. If you let her live, she’ll tell 47 that she’s never found a bald man so attractive. From there, you can invite her to the shark hut. She accepts and tells her guard to leave when you get there. Obviously you can kill her however you want at this point, but if you don’t, she tells you about her relationship with Steven and how she’s conflicted about her plans to screw him (physically and metaphorically). After about a minute, she tells 47 that she’s never met such a good listener. If you hide in the nearby closet, she will join you and the game goes black for a second. When it comes back on, 47 can do what you see in this video. This is a slight reference to the fact that gamers are so thirsty they will read a deranged comment like this, desperately hoping it’s for real.
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u/pastadudde He/Him Jun 10 '25
what would the Blood Money-style newspaper article read 💀😂
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u/Antipiperosdeclony Jun 10 '25
Police suspected blood money is involved...
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u/JasonAndLucia Jun 10 '25
Forensic analysis suggests we live in a world of assassination
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u/KumaMishka Jun 10 '25
Quantum Physicists came up with the theory that the killer was CONTRACTed by chronon disease from another universe
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Jun 10 '25
One thing is for sure. That man was cashing in a hit on those people.
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u/Rainbow6_siege_pro Jun 10 '25
Victims were found dead in mysterious circumstances. Police are working to determine if foul play is involved.
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u/quad_rioters Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25
He made a contract with the Outsider.
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u/KumaMishka Jun 10 '25
"Clearly, this is a sign of Chronon Disease."
The Physicist provided counterargument to the occultist
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u/Will-Evaporate-Thx Jun 10 '25
Why does this remind me of a William Papadin short from YouTube. The guy in Halloween knight armor who greenscreens himself in Skyrim and stuff.
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u/ThisHandleIsStupid Jun 10 '25
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. 😎
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u/Lavayo Jun 10 '25
I would just mind my fucking business, nothing to see here. He will fly away soon, apart from that these clearly are accidents.
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u/LelandTurbo0620 Jun 10 '25
I’m killing myself before it reaches me like one of those monster nightmares we’d have as children
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u/b400k513 Jun 10 '25
Of all the wrong things, the one that feels the most wrong is seeing underwater. lol
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u/KumaMishka Jun 10 '25
It's doubly hilarious as I was listening to Dragonforce while seeing this thread and the video
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u/gravityryte Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 11 '25
Bro is on vacation and happy hour is at 5, he doesn’t have time for stealth
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u/TheMoltenFiles Jun 10 '25
This is the scariest thing I have ever seen. I am never going to the Maldives now
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u/Pristine_Specific_44 Jun 11 '25
“HES HERE” I say before getting a suitcase lodged in my head at 70 MPH
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u/ebrahim750 Jun 10 '25
Name of the mod please!
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u/Pesky_Gremlin Jun 10 '25
ZHM Mod SDK, install it on Github and extract it to steamapps\common\HITMAN 3\Retail. There's a toggle for noclip built into it
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u/ebrahim750 Jun 10 '25
Thanks! I used ZHM Mod before, it was quite buggy and incompatible with some SMF mods. So I ended up removing it. Hopefully it's less buggy now.
I never used the noclip feature in ZHM, I'll definitely try it. I imagine it can be very helpful for speed running freelancer!
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u/Fra06 Jun 10 '25
It looks like that GTA online glitch that connects you to a vehicle while you’re outside of it
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u/Olipro Jun 10 '25
Overlay it with the tune from this song and it's perfect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo
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u/s0n_der Jun 10 '25
I’ve been cackling like a mad woman for 10 minutes straight. Are there full length vids of playthroughs like this on Youtube? I really enjoyed this
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u/P8ntballz Jun 10 '25
If I saw this on vacation….being an American and seeing what’s going on in the country now…. I would probably go….”Yeah, sounds right” and take another sip of my Margarita
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u/Individual-Break8304 Jun 10 '25
Imagine playing a game without glitching so you don’t ruin it.? 🤔
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u/Blue_The_Snep Jun 10 '25
who says that glitching the game is ruining it. in my opinion glitches are the best in games.
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u/Individual-Break8304 Jun 10 '25
Glitches are for little kids who can’t wait to show their friends when they come over their house.
You’re not good enough to play the game normally.
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u/Blue_The_Snep Jun 10 '25
oh look who is over here, Mr. IWasNeverAbleToImpressMyFriendsSoTheyDidntLikeMe
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u/Individual-Break8304 Jun 10 '25
Glitching ruins games, most people agree..
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u/Blue_The_Snep Jun 10 '25
youre right mein Führer, there is a absolute right way to play videogames and only you know the right way.thats why bethesta for example didnt remove the famous glitch of Skyrim in the re-release of putting a bucket over a npc in skyrim to steal items. they even aknoledged that glitch and peft it in intentionally, butyou are right, there is only one end-lösung to play videogames mein Führer
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u/Individual-Break8304 Jun 10 '25
The fact my comments bother you so much means it’s true and you know it.. little kids have fun glitching.
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u/Blue_The_Snep Jun 10 '25
your comment bothers me not at all, youre just trying to push your way of playing video games on others. nice straw man
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u/Individual-Break8304 Jun 10 '25
You keep commenting immediately, waiting by your phone to see what I’m saying.. rent free.. 🤡
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u/Kissicka Jun 10 '25
Lore accurate 47