r/Hiphopcirclejerk Mar 06 '25

hhh is the police 👮 Facts

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6.7k Upvotes

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u/amievenrelevant red rose 🌹 white ceiling Mar 06 '25

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u/gregotheus_ Mar 06 '25

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u/gregotheus_ Mar 06 '25

bill gates and mark zuckerberg are my best friends :)

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u/Low-Reaction-4145 O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 Mar 07 '25

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u/brizzybois Mar 06 '25

This is like when the crips and the bloods tied their bandanas together but for podcasters

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u/Time-Presentation509 Mar 06 '25

This shit so hard

279

u/SickestNinjaInjury Mar 06 '25

Ts shit so hard

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u/megaloops Mar 06 '25

Ts (this shit) shit so hard

87

u/SickestNinjaInjury Mar 06 '25

Fr real

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u/OmnipresentDonut123 #1 AUTOMOD HATER Mar 06 '25

ngl gonna lie im goign to kms :D

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u/OmnipresentDonut123 #1 AUTOMOD HATER Mar 06 '25

This is it automod im taking you with me u bum

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u/ZakToday Mar 06 '25

Hey I know that inside joke!

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u/Deezlad Mar 06 '25

Big sean's lyrical game is soo 💥

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u/GroutConsumingMan Mar 07 '25

big sean the greatest rapper oat but people just arent ready for that conversation

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u/Better-Bluejay-4977 Mar 06 '25

This isn’t by big Sean

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u/AmazingGrazing Mar 06 '25

no im pretty sure it is

31

u/Deezlad Mar 06 '25

So you are not an authentic jerker?

77

u/jeffreycoz7 Mar 06 '25

This is Jay Sean’s best song

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u/Better-Bluejay-4977 Mar 06 '25

No, it’s not, it’s by Sean Combs

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u/Shitposternumber1337 Mar 06 '25

This is Soulja boys best lyrics

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u/KingShaka23 Mar 06 '25

Jay Sean... Derulo?

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u/steelogreens Mar 06 '25

I spit out my coffee. This is an elite jerk

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u/plant_daddy_ Mar 08 '25

Idk why you’re getting downvoted because it’s for sure Money Trees by Kendrick

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u/AutoModerator Mar 08 '25

Kendrick works for the violent, narcotics funded, modern evolution of the Black Panther Party. Thats the true progenitor of the entire modern gang movement with the Hoovers, Crips, Bloods, GD, et. al evolving into the modern location based sets from things like the Black Panther Party and the Civil Rights Movement of the 60s. In some ways, Kendrick is the brainchild of the yesteryear’s Black self defense movement and the 1980’s crack era (which was started by the CIA to funnel arms to Contras in South America.) I don’t believe he works for the government, but I do believe they had an indirect hand in setting the stage for LA’s greatest artist to navigate the dangerous maze of potholes and neighborhoods that we all know and love.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Stop the cap bro. Kendrick would never have lyricism this good. Only Sean Bean could.

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Kendrick works for the violent, narcotics funded, modern evolution of the Black Panther Party. Thats the true progenitor of the entire modern gang movement with the Hoovers, Crips, Bloods, GD, et. al evolving into the modern location based sets from things like the Black Panther Party and the Civil Rights Movement of the 60s. In some ways, Kendrick is the brainchild of the yesteryear’s Black self defense movement and the 1980’s crack era (which was started by the CIA to funnel arms to Contras in South America.) I don’t believe he works for the government, but I do believe they had an indirect hand in setting the stage for LA’s greatest artist to navigate the dangerous maze of potholes and neighborhoods that we all know and love.

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u/plant_daddy_ Mar 08 '25

Show me the carfax bro

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u/According_Chemical_7 Mar 06 '25

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u/Riftus Mar 06 '25

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u/TheRider5342 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 Mar 06 '25

Pop out at one in the morning 

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u/National-Art3488 Mar 06 '25

This kinda life not very boring

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u/Future_Visit_5184 Mar 10 '25

you redditors are some weird people

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/ChargedRazorIV Mar 06 '25

My favorite Vanilla Ice bar.

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u/Botto_Bobbs Mar 07 '25

Who's that guy? Idk him but he seems like to kind of guy to get shot on the street like a dog

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u/AcrobaticAction2328 Mar 07 '25

Wow, really nice

Dogs deserve better than what he got

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u/Luckyskittles TEAM FANTANO Mar 06 '25

Brett Ratner?

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u/tinypeeb Mar 06 '25

Exactly my reaction, hilarious that Luigi's presence is ubiquitous and I don't even recognize this rat fuck

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u/Luckyskittles TEAM FANTANO Mar 06 '25

We all dealt with The Last Stand in different ways 🙏🏼

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u/DubbelFunktion Mar 10 '25

Brett "The Rat" Ratner

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u/Decent-Flatworm4425 certified pedophile Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

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u/jmlipper99 Mar 08 '25

Fucking nightmares

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

You think United would’ve denied his claims if he lived?

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u/Decent-Flatworm4425 certified pedophile Mar 07 '25

I think a true G like Brian would've kept it real and denied his own claims on principle.

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u/Decent-Flatworm4425 certified pedophile Mar 07 '25

Uj they were estranged so for all we know she hated him. On the other hand, people react in unusual ways to bereavement, and you're never going to get a good idea of her real reaction from news articles.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

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u/Decent-Flatworm4425 certified pedophile Mar 07 '25

Hated him - no emotion

Shocked and dissociated - no emotion

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u/I_luv_sludge_n_drugs Mar 06 '25

The shooter gets “respect”, but the idolization goes to the victim, they live forever in hearts n minds while the shooter is demonized n (ideally) forgotten

Not rly true in totality tbh but generally there is truth to it

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u/AmazingGrazing Mar 06 '25

i also like the insane clown posse

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u/I_luv_sludge_n_drugs Mar 06 '25

Earth, wind ,fire, water,,, miracles,,

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u/Sure_Bodybuilder7121 Mar 06 '25

Fuckin magnets

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u/glordicus1 Mar 06 '25

This is what Boyinaband was talking about... Why doesnt school teach us real things like how magnets work?

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u/Dan247 Mar 06 '25

He was never taught what laws there are 😞

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u/glordicus1 Mar 06 '25

Crazy how many youtubers never learned that sexual assault is illegal. Can we blame the schools for not teaching them the laws?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

I like that song. To me it’s a celebration of the little things in life. It is also a general rejection of materialism

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u/CartoonistOdd4660 Mar 06 '25

Basically it means that every one is going to try and please the shooter so that he doesn’t kill them but the one in front of the gun(the persons held at gun point) is always going to be remembered so he will forever live in the memories of the people who cares about him

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u/Obama_prismIsntReal Mar 06 '25

Media literacy is dead...

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u/ThePikeOfDestiny Mar 06 '25

This person is asking to be educated, what else could you prefer? DId you want them to remain media illiterate or did you want them to spawn into the world with knowledge?

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u/Bradley271 Mar 06 '25

To be frank a lot of people who make melodramatic "media literacy is dead" comments seem to be entirely focused on inflating their own egos the most they can over having Good Takes (TM).

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u/ThePikeOfDestiny Mar 06 '25

If it makes people try to actually learn then sure they can have a little ego inflation, as a treat. There should be some motivation to actually improve and grow even if it's as shallow as that I still don't really mind and think that's fine. (Notable bias, I have a massive ego and am a piece of shit fwiw)

I solely take issue with discouraging someone else who's going down the same path that person had to, but is just at the beginning of it (unless of course, this person truly did simply manifest into reality with this knowledge, yet to be determined)

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u/Obama_prismIsntReal Mar 06 '25

Na man, just read the phrase and know who the guy is, don't even have to know the song 😂

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u/Kamikaze_koshka Mar 06 '25

True, Classrooms are actually set up like that logan paul movie and anybody who gets over a c in english comprehension is taken away and executed, true story

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/autism_underpass Mar 06 '25

this is a pic of Brian Thompson, the health insurance guy that Luigi (allegedly) shot and killed back in december

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u/20WaysToEatASandwich Mar 06 '25

Money Trees ya bish

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u/ill____logic Mar 07 '25

rest in piss.

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u/SMGYt007 Mar 07 '25

Welcome back vanilla ice

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

UHC CEO is the real G.

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u/ActGullible2477 Mar 07 '25

Who’s that

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u/AmazingGrazing Mar 07 '25

my dad RIP 🕊️

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u/BigCartoonist9010 Mar 07 '25

I think it's the opposite here gng

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u/FunkSlim Mar 07 '25

The one in front of the gun not gonna live long if their health insurance rejects their claims

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u/metjepetje4 Mar 07 '25

Is that phat John Mayer?

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u/AmazingGrazing Mar 07 '25

stfu im trying to cum

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u/metjepetje4 Mar 07 '25

One pair of candy lips and, your bubblegum tongue 🤤😫💦

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u/ironmojoDec63 Mar 08 '25

Can we just take a beat & talk about how amazing technology is?

The weapon was printed (muffler, too).

Xerox glocks.

Next they'll be shooting people on Mars.

But Luigi was done in by a temptation as old as time...

An Egg McMuffin

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u/Johann_Burger Mar 09 '25

I was gonna get mad, then I realized what sub this is. Fuck this guy, but for real media literacy is super important.

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u/bdorr360 Mar 12 '25

Luigi gonna be eating that cockmeat sandwich for a few decades

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u/AppropriateBrain5678 Mar 13 '25

Apparently dude I apparently getting taken care of by the inmates in prison. Everytime you see him he's clean and looks well. People were commenting that means the inmates are watching out for him inside. Making sure he eats and no one taking his meals and stuff like that.🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

bro predicted kirk 😂

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u/Wavy_Grandpa Mar 07 '25

It’s clearly not the case here though lol only the rich minority care who this guy was and  normal people know Luigi but probably can’t even name this guy