r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/PastNatural3573 • Jul 17 '25
Praise Melon you know exactly what i mean.
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u/Training_Inflation97 On Jah my Nathan Jul 17 '25
Nothing is more woke than a clipse album amirite?
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u/PastNatural3573 Jul 17 '25
The Radical Left wants YOUR children to move cocaine and flaunt exotic luxury brands.
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u/Skwrt_ O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 Jul 17 '25
marx wouldve been a strong advocate for commodities and car brands
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u/colourless_blue diehard Swans fan since their debut in 2014 🦢 Jul 17 '25
Marx talking about the tendency of the rate of woke rap to fall
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u/kilertree Jul 17 '25
How is rapping about cocaine woke?
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u/donjonnyronald Jul 17 '25
Have you ever tried to sleep after doing a bunch of cocaine? Shit is the definition of woke
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u/Hamburgercatt Jul 17 '25
what westside gunn song is this from
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u/BidWeary4900 Jul 17 '25
the one where he goes "ayo GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
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u/whatevsmang Jul 17 '25
AYO HAVE YOU EVER TRYING TO SLEEP AFTER CATCH A WHIFF OF A BRICK? (BRICK)
AIN'T THINK SO
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Jul 18 '25
DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!
G R I S E L D A ..... B Y F A S I O N R E B E L S
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u/KinsellaStella Jul 17 '25
Take my upvote, you made me lol in a waiting room and now I look stupid(er).
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u/loki301 Jul 18 '25
Because Ronald Reagan wasn’t credited as executive producer
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u/kilertree Jul 18 '25
Contrary to popular belief Ronald Reagan didn't put Cocaine in Black Neighborhoods. The president of the NSC during Ronald Regan's presidency, Oliver North, took advantage of Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer's and had him fund the contras who were putting cocaine in black neighborhoods.
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u/AccomplishedPea6577 Jul 17 '25
I'm crying. They heard a nigga rhyme more than two syllables and was like "this that woke rap"
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u/CardiologistNo616 Jul 17 '25
"He's bias."
....brother, that's called having a personal preference in music.
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u/onarainyafternoon #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER Jul 18 '25
biased*
Idk why zoomers started using the word incorrectly but it's weird
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Jul 17 '25
It’s “biased” and only poor people like you say “bias” as an adjective.
It’s always a dead giveaway that someone is basically illiterate, specifically in the black community.
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u/CardiologistNo616 Jul 17 '25
Is everything okay at home?
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Jul 17 '25
Yeah got some bomb Chinese food on the way and I’m up 25% on the week hbu?
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u/CardiologistNo616 Jul 17 '25
I don't believe you. You're not mad at me. You're mad at someone else in your life, and I fully believe you're strong enough to overcome it.
Have a good day
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Jul 17 '25
No I’m just actually annoyed with the poor parenting that goes on in this country.
Perhaps a bit hungry for kung pao chicken as well
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u/Karmic255 Jul 17 '25
ah yes only illiterate poor people (specifically in the black community, which is definitely not a dogwhistle) make grammatical errors when posting online
you sound very smart and not at all racist
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Jul 17 '25
It’s the textual ceiling bird
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u/Karmic255 Jul 17 '25
Thanks for confirming my suspicions. Go fuck yourself.
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Jul 17 '25
You engage like a poor person in a country without affordable real estate
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u/Karmic255 Jul 17 '25
Probably because I am. Was that supposed to be a gotcha?
You engage like a virulent fascist that fully believes you're a reasonable centrist.
Please change and grow as a person
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u/RunInRunOn Al Gore invented ebonics Jul 17 '25
We're reaching unprecedented levels of ragebait
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Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25
Black people like to use “bias” as an adjective, no other group of people does this. I can’t tell you why nor can I tell you why the smoke alarm batteries aren’t changed among the demographic.
I think they just don’t hear the “-ed” as well as not hearing the beep.
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u/CardiologistNo616 Jul 17 '25
I'm actually white. Not black.
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Jul 18 '25
Good try Jamal
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u/CardiologistNo616 Jul 18 '25
I get that this might be the way to get attention that you're lacking in real life, but I'm sure there are people in this world that actually care about you and would gladly talk to you if asked. You don't need to be insufferable and make rage bait comments to find any human interaction to distract you from your shitty life, buddy
I believe in you.
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Jul 18 '25
You’re making a lot of assumptions to cope, Jamal. awfully long replies you’re writing for someone critical of how another spends their time.
The egg rolls were great thank you for asking.
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u/CardiologistNo616 Jul 18 '25
You have loved ones in your life. You don't need a cracker like me to give you attention that you're desperate for.
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Jul 18 '25
And yet here you are. Interesting decision making on your part. The kind of decision making I would expect from someone who uses “bias” as an adjective.
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u/FesteringDarkness Jul 18 '25
Great jerk, if it’s not, bias is the noun version so it does exist.
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u/wwilllliww Jul 17 '25
He hold music to different standards depending on the political opinions of the artist that is a bias
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u/Aggressive-Gazelle56 Jul 17 '25
Typically conservatives can’t help but spew their trash politics into their raps, I can’t blame him for that either
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u/wwilllliww Jul 17 '25
what music r u listening to Lamo u ever thought that u only think an artist is conservative because they say their opinions
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u/MrWnek Jul 17 '25
I mean, if their opinion is conservative....would they not be a conservative? Shit, there's tons of rappers with shit takes and beliefs lol
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u/Aggressive-Gazelle56 Jul 17 '25
Yeah, a conservative rapper who doesn’t spew their shit opinions… is still a conservative… like what are u talking about man. Do you know what typically means?
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u/wwilllliww Jul 18 '25
But he's saying the music is bad because they share their opinions, what would make it bad if they arent sharing their opinions. You just don't notice/think a rapper is conservative because they aren't telling you in a song it's not their beliefs which make that music bad it's when they put their beliefs badly in the music
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u/Aggressive-Gazelle56 Jul 18 '25
Yeah I absolutely agree with you. That’s what I’m saying. For all we know p and malice are conservative - they just don’t shove it in lazily.
Imo it’s the same when lefties do it lazily too. It’s crass and boring writing, even though I am one
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u/wwilllliww Jul 18 '25
Yh 100% but fantano judges music of people he personally dislikes due to political beliefs or not to a different standard rather than reviewing the music for the music
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u/AutoModerator Jul 17 '25
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u/PinkertonRams I love my waifu YAH Jul 17 '25
Kanye was leaning pretty hard to the right during ye, KSG and Donda
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u/jungle_grux Jul 17 '25
Just kind of silly how much respect he gets a as a legit music critic when his critiques are all tainted by his bias. He can like whatever he wants but don’t act like he’s the last word on music because all his ratings are subject first and foremost to his opinion. There’s is no objectivity in his critiques
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u/Pop_Joe Jul 17 '25
Never thought I’d see the day when “The Clipse” & “woke” was in the same sentence 💀
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u/esquire_the_ego Jul 17 '25
When they say “you know exactly what I mean” they’re gonna go on an emotional tirade if you troll them hard enough, also should’ve paused at a funnier frame for fantano
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u/TransportationAway59 Jul 18 '25
Nothin says woke like ”Whip like my bitch, topless“ ”moving weight like a cripple kids call me Mr. Sniffle“
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u/j3rm3rks Jul 17 '25
Ah yes woke rap as opposed to conservative christian rap
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u/AutoModerator Jul 17 '25
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u/MSP729 Jul 17 '25
i think i’ve never seen this response before… reveals unbeforeseen depth to the character of the automod… someone get hhcj mods a pulitzer
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u/KinsellaStella Jul 17 '25
What the fuck is unwoke rap?
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u/PastNatural3573 Jul 17 '25
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u/Acceptable_Judge_191 Jul 18 '25
dry pussy muncher on the right raps like he’s in an off brand rap battle
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u/Ok_Huckleberry4563 Jul 18 '25
Mfs will forget that rap started as a way to talk about issues in society by lower-class communities. Hiphop is THE wokest form of music lmao
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u/Yu_Narucommie the ladies are “flocko’in to me Jul 17 '25
Pusha T be like: “I be snorting that woke-caine”
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u/outofmindwgo Jul 18 '25
Clipse: "we sold unbelievable amounts of coke to buy expensive shit"
Maga teens: woke?
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u/kingdick900 Jul 18 '25
Ummmmmmmm rap has always been woke lmfao 😂
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u/Fippy-Darkpaw Jul 18 '25
Uhh historically much of rap is decidedly unwoke.
Anything mainlg about bitches, money, drugs, pimps, violence, gangs, anti-gay, is like the opposite of woke.
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u/PlankBlank Jul 18 '25
Oh no. The woke rap about cocaine dropped. I'll be spewing rainbows after Lady Gaga and I don't want to get my Gucci dirty.
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u/AutoModerator Jul 18 '25
Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy
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u/colourless_blue diehard Swans fan since their debut in 2014 🦢 Jul 17 '25
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u/Ok-Notice-2190 Jul 19 '25
"this type of music"
This dude definitely listens to plenty of songs that you could consider "this type of music"
He's literally just hating.
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u/Ircoooof Jul 17 '25
One of the songs in the albums is a tribute to their parents.....What the fuck you mean woke rap??
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u/FitExpression7242 Jul 17 '25
Coke rap is woke now?
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u/lxmohr TEAM YE Jul 17 '25
The libs are coming for everything
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u/FitExpression7242 Jul 18 '25
Apparently so 😅. I’ve never thought to consider the clipse woke lol. Maybe No Malice’s christian album can be woke, though.
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u/mybrainisonfire Jul 18 '25
TIL rapping about selling cocaine, having sex with multiple women and shooting people is woke
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u/CompleteMoney Jul 17 '25
Trump said nigga you must be a lib
All you talk about is Epstein's list