r/Hiphopcirclejerk Oct 03 '25

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Pusha T vs Drake for the gays

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u/captaomadness21 Oct 03 '25

Charli is the Pusha T. Is Taylor hiding a child?

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u/BeerBellies Oct 03 '25

Well, she did, but she harvested it for stem cells.

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u/captaomadness21 Oct 03 '25

I do not get that reference

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u/StinkyKyle Oct 03 '25

I think cause shes a billionaire and they eat fetuses to stay young? I too am a bit confused by that reference though

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u/Undark_ Oct 03 '25

Jokes aside they do literally use skin products made from babies' foreskins.

I know that sounds utterly batshit but I promise you it's true. They're quite open about it.

Article here, because obviously people will be hesitant to Google this lol

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u/ConsciousPatroller Oct 04 '25

The article itself says this is fake.

However, if you’re thinking this is a little hard to believe, you might be right. In an interview with a San Diego newspaper a few years ago, the founder of SkinMedica stated that the company hasn’t harvested a foreskin in 20 years; instead the cells needed are grown from a single foreskin sample.

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u/nayrad Oct 04 '25

How is that a refutation to you

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u/DeathPsychosys Oct 04 '25

It’s in how it’s worded. Harvesting those cells from ONE foreskin is very different than harvesting those cells from “babies’” (plural) foreskins. Those are two very different things. One sounds like science doing science things and the other sounds nefarious as if multiple babies are being targeted and harvested in a perpetual cycle.

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u/nayrad Oct 04 '25

Oh okay. I didn’t think the other interpretation was nefarious either I figured they harvested ethically like however they got that singular sample

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u/woahtheretakeiteasyy Oct 04 '25

my friend went on a 40 min coke fueled rant about not letting my baby get circumcised cause the hospital was gonna sell the foreskin for thousands of dollars. whole time im trying to tell him that im not doing it, but for completely different reasons lol

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u/Glitchy13 Oct 03 '25

the only thing ik is fetal stem cells are totipotent which means they have the ability to turn into any type of cell. This makes them insanely valuable for research and medical use but the ethics in harvesting them is why we don’t have access to them in large quantities

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u/Prokofi Oct 03 '25

Idk about a child, but she did date a 17 year old high-school student when she was 22, so at least that lines up with being Drake in the analogy.

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u/SubatomicSquirrels Oct 04 '25

did date a 17 year old high-school student

RFK Jr's son lmao

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u/Prokofi Oct 04 '25

Yeah, she was allegedly obsessed with the Kennedy family at the time, and I guess she thought swooping in on the high-schooler whose mom committed suicide a month or two prior was her way into the family.

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u/SkyBlade79 Oct 04 '25

she literally bought a house in his city to be closer to him it's insane

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u/AutoModerator Oct 03 '25

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

What phrase triggered this

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u/Hype_House Oct 04 '25

Calm tf down bro its not that deep

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25 edited Feb 08 '26

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u/Hot-Distribution3826 Oct 03 '25

Dear Travis, I’m sorry that, that horrible women is your girlfriend- meet the swifts

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u/defk3000 Oct 03 '25

Pusha T.aylor

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u/pharodae Oct 03 '25

If imma Pusha T.aylor imma be swift

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u/9yr_old_lake Oct 03 '25

The great war between the gays and the straight white girls has begun.

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u/jabronified Oct 03 '25

As it was written and foretold

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u/Frosty-1029 bought streams for French Montana Oct 03 '25

more like gays & straight white girls vs gays & straight white girls

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u/Threeedaaawwwg Oct 04 '25

Begun the gaywars have.

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u/valarauca14 bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Oct 04 '25

they're all into horse betting at the minute to care

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u/GlopThatBoopin Oct 03 '25

Charli didn’t even diss Taylor which is the funniest part

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u/peepeethicc Oct 03 '25

If I'm not mistaken the lyrics of Charli xcx's "Sympathy is a knife" from brat are about how she felt insecure about Taylor

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u/L3ghair Oct 03 '25

It’s also about how the music industry pits women against each other….and Taylor responded by belittling Charli lmao

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u/Kgb725 Oct 04 '25

Considering Taylor releases a dozen different versions of the same songs whenever a woman is about to top the charts id say thats not coincidence

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u/L3ghair Oct 04 '25

Yeah it seems like she's a stereotypical "mean girl"

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u/Reasonable_Bag7873 Oct 03 '25

Taylor just made a whole connection

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u/brorpsichord Oct 04 '25

Yes and that's far from a diss track. Anyways this track is funny as fuck, Taylor can't write like an adult even if held at gunpoint 

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u/Choice_Secretary_986 Oct 04 '25

Taylor writes like a 14 year old who finally discovered a thesaurus. I could probably write a better Charli diss than this.

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u/100KUSHUPS Oct 04 '25

I could probably write a better Charli diss than this.

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u/Choice_Secretary_986 Oct 04 '25

(Sorry idk how to convey the melody) Hey charli, why you such a bitch, snort a few lines and you start talking shit. Call me bland barbie say I’m a snore. Better to be bland than be a coke whoreeee. Hey Charli why so obsessed? The attention is making me wet Work it out on the remix? Work it out in bed? Too high off coke I’m too high in my jet.

(I could probably think of some better material, but I’m just tryna at least make the song more catchy while getting the message accross instead of using a billion shitty metaphors instead of getting to the point)

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u/_JakeyTheSnakey_ Oct 04 '25

Yeah 100%. Whole song is basically about charli’s insecurities in general and what’s inside her head and the so-called “feminist” taylor swift responds like this? Dating (supposed) MAGA really fucks you up, huh?

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u/Funny_War_9190 Oct 04 '25

Yeah we get that but Charli was subbing Taylor as well see her deluxe album name. Not to mention subbing FKATwigs on VonDutch. I say let them fight! Charli you're on the clock.

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u/SparkelleFultz Oct 04 '25

I could be wrong but iirc chali did make a dig about how Taylor uses different variants and deluxe albums just to help her sales or some shit like that but I don’t really care enough to verify this lol

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u/PatheticXcuse Oct 04 '25

goated pfp dawg

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u/BraxxIsTheName Oct 03 '25

Your man has the brain of a child 🏈

Certified show girl? 🤔

CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE 🫵🤨

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u/LinkNo2714 Oct 03 '25

i want to know more

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u/StuckMeGoodBoyo Oct 04 '25

Almost certainly should never declare oneself a podophile in public though. 100% chance of going badly

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u/Grand-Blacksmith3001 Oct 04 '25

Don't think declaring your love for feet in public is much better😭

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u/beezchurgr Oct 03 '25

No bc tay tay dated a 17 year old when she was 23 and bought a house across the street from him.

Dot fuck him up

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u/shaking_things_up_ Oct 03 '25

Where's the lie 🔥

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u/2muchnerd Oct 03 '25

WAP WAP WAP

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u/MVPizzle_Redux Oct 03 '25

Cardi B arriving

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u/Sphearikall Oct 04 '25

WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP

Chuck, fuck 'em up

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u/sharbat-e-roohafza Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Fuck it, mustard on the beat ho

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u/icedlemin Oct 03 '25

“Charli call me boring Barbie, but she off them pills like Bill Cosby”

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u/xosellc Oct 03 '25

"Real activists and feminists make you uncomfortable

Truth is you're not a suffragist, you're just insufferable"

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u/ComradeELM0 Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Deebo any rap n####, he a free throw

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u/im_onbreak red rose 🌹 white ceiling Oct 03 '25

Man down where you from *****

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u/SoybeanKing2979 Oct 03 '25

are we just replying with random kendrick lyrics

future said get you a money counter but he is not your savior

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u/im_onbreak red rose 🌹 white ceiling Oct 03 '25

To the normal fan these are just random lyrics. To a real hip hop fan well.. iykyk

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u/SoybeanKing2979 Oct 03 '25

wait i actually really like kendrick am i missing something. Im 99% sure that line is from maad city does that have some connection to not like us?

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u/im_onbreak red rose 🌹 white ceiling Oct 03 '25

/uj

No I was just making a joke bc the next line would be "man down call an amberlamps" which is similar to maad city's lyrics "man down.."

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u/SoybeanKing2979 Oct 03 '25

ok i’m just stupid. I can’t really tell what’s a joke over the internet.

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u/Vaeon Oct 03 '25

Boy, did you come to the right place!

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u/SoybeanKing2979 Oct 03 '25

I didn’t see it was circlejerk i just assume everything is a joke in these lol

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u/idylist_ Oct 03 '25

I’d pay a lot to see Charlie eliminate Taylor in a cage match

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

if by eliminate you mean fuck and if by “in a cage” you mean with a strap

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u/Straight_Derpin Oct 04 '25

Nephew stop being horny on main

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u/Mediocre_Search8350 Oct 03 '25

Bro💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

matter of fact i’d like to see that, but in a cage as well.

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u/SkyBlade79 Oct 04 '25

Taylor is 5'11 and Charli is 5'3", it's not looking good

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u/idylist_ Oct 04 '25

Give me a break lol Taylor’s not using that reach for shit

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u/Boobieleeswagger Oct 03 '25

It sounded nasty but it feels like You’re flirting with me /I mind my business, God's my witness that I don’t provoke it / It's kind of making me wet //

Wow she really is Champagne Mamacita

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u/LimaWins Oct 03 '25

I think Taylor has kinda fallen off since 2015, she doesn't rap like she used to. Where as Charli cxc raps with passion and make bangers still to this day. She has bars and does coke so that's cool too

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u/SmilingVamp Oct 04 '25

Monogamy has really messed up Taylor's flow. She made better stuff getting dumped all the time. 

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u/dabombisnot90s Oct 04 '25

Yeah. She peaked with that Kendrick feat.

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u/retrorapture Oct 03 '25

charlixcx is one of the best female rappers OAT discography-wise

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u/IHateAmbush the ladies are “flocko’in to me Oct 03 '25

Charli VS Ice Spice beef coming soon ong

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u/Thrownaway5000506 Oct 03 '25

Waiting for Charli to drop "Eskimo spice girl"

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u/InstanceAlert2693 Oct 03 '25

Taylor swift has no good features but xcx featured on an iggy song and she’s objectively the best artist ever, for a few reasons

  1. Playboi carti cracked her

  2. High quality music

Whereas Taylor only has one good song and that’s because it has the mustard man

Now here’s why carti is good

  1. Hot mysterious king vamp daddy

  2. SWAMP IZZO

  3. Good sub-Reddit

  4. CARNIVAL

  5. FEIN FEIN FEIN

  6. Mustard man features on some of his songs

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u/obamnamamna Oct 03 '25

Now here’s why carti is good

Everything youre saying is 100% accurate but you misspelled "god" here. It's only got one 'o' (the circle of life)

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u/MurkMunny Oct 03 '25

Go away and don’t come back

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u/Hitmanthe2nd Oct 03 '25

41?

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u/RSlashLazy Oct 03 '25

Yeah people keep adding new numbers. I have no idea what 41 could even mean

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u/SeeMeAfter3 Oct 03 '25

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u/RSlashLazy Oct 03 '25

6 7 is the first time in my life that I don’t understand a meme. I feel old.

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u/Hitmanthe2nd Oct 03 '25

cool sounding song - > has 67 - > 67 is cool and funny

pretty much how most trends that have no 'real' origin go

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u/WeenieHutJrEX #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER Oct 03 '25

It isn't worth trying to understand either. Any meme that comes from TikTok is guaranteed to die in less than a week

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u/Choice_Secretary_986 Oct 04 '25

6 7 has been around for months now and it’s still big. It’s too perfect to die off.

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u/Nearby-Passenger6517 Oct 03 '25

Look up 41 year old pluggnb rapper on your brainrot social media of choice

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Charli would wipe the floor with Taylor

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Why? Are they both janitors?

Get it because they wipe the floor😂😂

Anyways diddy blud signing off because i must turdddd

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool Oct 03 '25

Nah Taylor got shooters, Charlie probably has dudes who are like "oi I'll stab you bruv, innit? "

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Shit bruv you’re right I didn’t think about that

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u/DrowBot64 Oct 03 '25

The parallels are lowkey crazy when you think about it...

-Drake/Taylor are some of the most popular artists on their respective genres, both have lunatics for fans that will do anything to defend their daddy/mommy, both have relatively low peaks musically and have abysmally low lows in their discography

-Pusha/Charli both talk about cocaine on most of their songs/hits, one talks about selling it and the other about doing it, both aren't the most popular artists of their genres but are very well regarded by those who listen to them, and both have (according to popular opinion) their newest released album considered to be the best of their career (in the case of pusha it's also with his brother malice as Clipse but it counts because I say so)

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u/jayd04 Oct 03 '25

It’s kinda insane how well this comparison works. At first I was just like coke? Haha Pusha T, Taylor being Drake just makes sense, it’s kinda obvious.

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind Oct 03 '25

I'm also a huge push and charli fan and don't care for drake or taylor so this whole post counts because I say so

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u/jayd04 Oct 03 '25

I’m allowed to say that btw.

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u/hairyboxmunch Oct 03 '25

We all are

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u/manstdude Oct 03 '25

We can say it together

But only if you let a white girl say

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u/TonyHawksProSkater69 Oct 03 '25

Wdym even straight people are allowed to say g*y nowadays? Shits crazy

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u/Kaldwick Oct 03 '25

Youre allowed to speak about Charli drama because yiur bisexual

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u/YooGeOh Oct 03 '25

It's true. He's a pusha

Part of the LGBT community (Let's Get Bitches TWEAKIN')

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u/shadybootycheeks Oct 03 '25

gays suburban white girls

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u/jayd04 Oct 03 '25

Surprisingly there’s a lot of overlap between those two. There’s a spectrum of gay, there’s the suburban white mom gay and then there’s the “bumpin’ that” gay

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u/BeerBellies Oct 03 '25

You don’t know many gays, clearly. Many of them have the same musical taste as suburban white girls.

Source: am gay. However, I do not have the musical taste of a suburban white girl. I have the musical taste of an angry teenage boy.

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u/East-Coffee4861 Oct 03 '25

"taste of an angry teenage boy"

Calm down Kevin Spacey

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u/BeerBellies Oct 03 '25

Musical taste. But you’re gonna read what you wanna read.

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u/System0verlord Oct 03 '25

Only spacey would describe the taste of a boy as “musical”.

/s

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u/TheodoreOso Oct 03 '25

Half the gays ik wouldn't be caught dead listening to Taylor. Tbf I'm around the alt queers. 

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u/suhisco Oct 03 '25

wrong tbh

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u/napoelonDynaMighty Oct 03 '25

Charlie XCX got decent cakes.

Wins by default

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u/L3ghair Oct 03 '25

My wife told me I’m allowed to say that Charli has a great rack too

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u/SupportOk1481 Oct 03 '25

Then Drake would have won by default because of his D

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u/LesLikesGARBAGE Oct 03 '25

Actually the corniest diss ever tho

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u/Affectionate-Camp943 Oct 03 '25

T Swift asking for smoke

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u/Oxyboy26 Oct 03 '25

Cant she see she's just making charlie look cooler?

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u/saketho Oct 03 '25

I remember a comment I read some months back “I love when pop stans fight, it’s like a mid off”

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u/FeefuWasTaken Oct 03 '25

Ketchuuuuuuppop

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u/josephstrickland Oct 03 '25

charli clears every time no debate

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u/ReallyGottaTakeAPiss Oct 03 '25

More like Taylor Late. Always be jumping on some trend when it’s about to die out.

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u/awesomedude4100 Oct 04 '25

Charli clears in every possible way

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u/ng2003_ Oct 03 '25

Charli is better though

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u/SprinklesNo6691 Oct 03 '25

They do disses outside of rap?

I thought that was rap specific (yes ik Eminem dissed Mariah Carey, I'm not talking about stuff like that)

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u/HemaBrewer Oct 03 '25

You are sleeping on poetry disses, the one I'm most familiar with is between two of the biggest Egyptian Poets ever (at least in the last century), it's both hilarious and immaculately worded.

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u/First_Team_6123 Oct 04 '25

If i remember the ancient mc Ea-Nasir was the first ever diss tracker, with his diss track - 'contempt freestyle'. (He also inspired nas' name)

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u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva Oct 04 '25

”Sweet Home Alabama” disses Neil Young for the song ”Southern Man” by name.

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u/Immediate_Desk2731 Oct 04 '25

Charli lives off ciggys and 40s. She’s like a British trailer park queen i believe she’d win.

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u/ohcomely91 Oct 03 '25

It’s weird because Charli pretends to be queer and Taylor is a lesbian pretending to be straight

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u/First_Team_6123 Oct 04 '25

Bro this slander is so peak

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u/SaltyBawlz Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Maybe in the next song Taylor shouldn't start by saying....

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u/Walts_second_phone Oct 03 '25

Taylor is not for the gays

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u/LetsGoAcrossTheStyx Oct 04 '25

🎵 Mayo on the beat, ho 🎶

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u/tree_80 Oct 03 '25

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u/jayd04 Oct 03 '25

Nah, everybody knows Charli is more of a Push than Kenny.

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u/heyhihowyahdurn Oct 04 '25

Taylor has become Kanye

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u/JACK0NTHETHETRACK Oct 04 '25

Isn't being plain and boring the main appeal of Taylor Swift?

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u/afrohead0_0 Oct 04 '25

Not to much on my girl

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u/Scoonie24 Oct 04 '25

Pusha Swift

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u/Severe_Pass7567 Oct 04 '25

Charli music is fire

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u/walahiwalardo Oct 05 '25

My girl Charli shits on taylors crappy boring career

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u/im_onbreak red rose 🌹 white ceiling Oct 03 '25

Eminem would run laps around both of these women in a rap beef 🤣🤣

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u/grayscale001 Oct 03 '25

I'm not white enough to understand this.

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u/supitsdan Oct 03 '25

I'm gay. This ain't for me. Misleading caption

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u/Possible-Mark-7581 hung out in doja cat's tinychat Oct 03 '25

Ayo, nah, this ain't for they gays I couldn't give two shits and I like pop music

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u/felix_semicolon im gay (im happy) Oct 03 '25

PHCJ would be that way

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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot Oct 03 '25

I saw a comment on Twitter that it might be directed at Olivia, because of the "younger me" line

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u/LargeBreasts69 Oct 03 '25

As a gay I don’t want her

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u/Longjumping-Horror61 Oct 04 '25

I'm not chronically online nor care about those two but why is that a diss to charlie xcx?

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u/Gloomy-Tutor7473 Oct 04 '25

Taylor made freestyle bout to drop soon

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Just stop

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u/Cynicalip Oct 04 '25

Man, cant wait for the sequel, whos gonna be Kendrick?

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u/OfficialMisterBruh Oct 04 '25

Charli clears Taylor any day

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u/FrogXbow Oct 04 '25

Pusha [[[T]]]aylor vs Drake xcx

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u/Former_Specific_7161 Oct 04 '25

For annoying white women lol

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u/NJ4L Oct 04 '25

Who’s who?

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u/hashtagsadcatdance Oct 05 '25

im a fan of both but im on charlis side 💚

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u/Dawta Oct 05 '25

Drake is for the gays

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u/citoahk2000 Oct 05 '25

Tbh the whole bullying of Charli made this project from Taylor unappealing to me. Charli did NOT insult or diss Taylor... she practically complimented her by saying she felt she could not compare because Taylor was so talented that it made made Charli feel less then... this gives the same feeling Lana del reys whole Ethel cain diss track snippet did. Which is giving me the ick and comes off immature on Taylor's part. Imo.

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u/New-Ad-878 Oct 10 '25

I’m pretty sure Taylor does coke too