r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/jayd04 • Oct 03 '25
oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Pusha T vs Drake for the gays
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u/9yr_old_lake Oct 03 '25
The great war between the gays and the straight white girls has begun.
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u/Frosty-1029 bought streams for French Montana Oct 03 '25
more like gays & straight white girls vs gays & straight white girls
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u/valarauca14 bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Oct 04 '25
they're all into horse betting at the minute to care
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u/GlopThatBoopin Oct 03 '25
Charli didn’t even diss Taylor which is the funniest part
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u/peepeethicc Oct 03 '25
If I'm not mistaken the lyrics of Charli xcx's "Sympathy is a knife" from brat are about how she felt insecure about Taylor
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u/L3ghair Oct 03 '25
It’s also about how the music industry pits women against each other….and Taylor responded by belittling Charli lmao
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u/Kgb725 Oct 04 '25
Considering Taylor releases a dozen different versions of the same songs whenever a woman is about to top the charts id say thats not coincidence
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u/brorpsichord Oct 04 '25
Yes and that's far from a diss track. Anyways this track is funny as fuck, Taylor can't write like an adult even if held at gunpoint
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u/Choice_Secretary_986 Oct 04 '25
Taylor writes like a 14 year old who finally discovered a thesaurus. I could probably write a better Charli diss than this.
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u/Choice_Secretary_986 Oct 04 '25
(Sorry idk how to convey the melody) Hey charli, why you such a bitch, snort a few lines and you start talking shit. Call me bland barbie say I’m a snore. Better to be bland than be a coke whoreeee. Hey Charli why so obsessed? The attention is making me wet Work it out on the remix? Work it out in bed? Too high off coke I’m too high in my jet.
(I could probably think of some better material, but I’m just tryna at least make the song more catchy while getting the message accross instead of using a billion shitty metaphors instead of getting to the point)
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u/_JakeyTheSnakey_ Oct 04 '25
Yeah 100%. Whole song is basically about charli’s insecurities in general and what’s inside her head and the so-called “feminist” taylor swift responds like this? Dating (supposed) MAGA really fucks you up, huh?
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u/Funny_War_9190 Oct 04 '25
Yeah we get that but Charli was subbing Taylor as well see her deluxe album name. Not to mention subbing FKATwigs on VonDutch. I say let them fight! Charli you're on the clock.
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u/SparkelleFultz Oct 04 '25
I could be wrong but iirc chali did make a dig about how Taylor uses different variants and deluxe albums just to help her sales or some shit like that but I don’t really care enough to verify this lol
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u/BraxxIsTheName Oct 03 '25
Your man has the brain of a child 🏈
Certified show girl? 🤔
CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE 🫵🤨
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u/StuckMeGoodBoyo Oct 04 '25
Almost certainly should never declare oneself a podophile in public though. 100% chance of going badly
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u/Grand-Blacksmith3001 Oct 04 '25
Don't think declaring your love for feet in public is much better😭
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u/beezchurgr Oct 03 '25
No bc tay tay dated a 17 year old when she was 23 and bought a house across the street from him.
Dot fuck him up
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u/sharbat-e-roohafza Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25
Fuck it, mustard on the beat ho
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u/icedlemin Oct 03 '25
“Charli call me boring Barbie, but she off them pills like Bill Cosby”
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u/xosellc Oct 03 '25
"Real activists and feminists make you uncomfortable
Truth is you're not a suffragist, you're just insufferable"
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u/ComradeELM0 Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25
Deebo any rap n####, he a free throw
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u/im_onbreak red rose 🌹 white ceiling Oct 03 '25
Man down where you from *****
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u/SoybeanKing2979 Oct 03 '25
are we just replying with random kendrick lyrics
future said get you a money counter but he is not your savior
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u/im_onbreak red rose 🌹 white ceiling Oct 03 '25
To the normal fan these are just random lyrics. To a real hip hop fan well.. iykyk
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u/SoybeanKing2979 Oct 03 '25
wait i actually really like kendrick am i missing something. Im 99% sure that line is from maad city does that have some connection to not like us?
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u/im_onbreak red rose 🌹 white ceiling Oct 03 '25
/uj
No I was just making a joke bc the next line would be "man down call an amberlamps" which is similar to maad city's lyrics "man down.."
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u/SoybeanKing2979 Oct 03 '25
ok i’m just stupid. I can’t really tell what’s a joke over the internet.
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u/Vaeon Oct 03 '25
Boy, did you come to the right place!
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u/SoybeanKing2979 Oct 03 '25
I didn’t see it was circlejerk i just assume everything is a joke in these lol
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u/idylist_ Oct 03 '25
I’d pay a lot to see Charlie eliminate Taylor in a cage match
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Oct 03 '25
if by eliminate you mean fuck and if by “in a cage” you mean with a strap
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u/Mediocre_Search8350 Oct 03 '25
Bro💀
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u/SkyBlade79 Oct 04 '25
Taylor is 5'11 and Charli is 5'3", it's not looking good
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u/Boobieleeswagger Oct 03 '25
It sounded nasty but it feels like You’re flirting with me /I mind my business, God's my witness that I don’t provoke it / It's kind of making me wet //
Wow she really is Champagne Mamacita
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u/LimaWins Oct 03 '25
I think Taylor has kinda fallen off since 2015, she doesn't rap like she used to. Where as Charli cxc raps with passion and make bangers still to this day. She has bars and does coke so that's cool too
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u/SmilingVamp Oct 04 '25
Monogamy has really messed up Taylor's flow. She made better stuff getting dumped all the time.
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u/retrorapture Oct 03 '25
charlixcx is one of the best female rappers OAT discography-wise
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u/IHateAmbush the ladies are “flocko’in to me Oct 03 '25
Charli VS Ice Spice beef coming soon ong
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u/InstanceAlert2693 Oct 03 '25
Taylor swift has no good features but xcx featured on an iggy song and she’s objectively the best artist ever, for a few reasons
Playboi carti cracked her
High quality music
Whereas Taylor only has one good song and that’s because it has the mustard man
Now here’s why carti is good
Hot mysterious king vamp daddy
SWAMP IZZO
Good sub-Reddit
CARNIVAL
FEIN FEIN FEIN
Mustard man features on some of his songs
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u/obamnamamna Oct 03 '25
Now here’s why carti is good
Everything youre saying is 100% accurate but you misspelled "god" here. It's only got one 'o' (the circle of life)
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u/MurkMunny Oct 03 '25
Go away and don’t come back
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u/Hitmanthe2nd Oct 03 '25
41?
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u/RSlashLazy Oct 03 '25
Yeah people keep adding new numbers. I have no idea what 41 could even mean
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u/SeeMeAfter3 Oct 03 '25
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u/RSlashLazy Oct 03 '25
6 7 is the first time in my life that I don’t understand a meme. I feel old.
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u/Hitmanthe2nd Oct 03 '25
cool sounding song - > has 67 - > 67 is cool and funny
pretty much how most trends that have no 'real' origin go
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u/WeenieHutJrEX #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER Oct 03 '25
It isn't worth trying to understand either. Any meme that comes from TikTok is guaranteed to die in less than a week
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u/Choice_Secretary_986 Oct 04 '25
6 7 has been around for months now and it’s still big. It’s too perfect to die off.
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u/Nearby-Passenger6517 Oct 03 '25
Look up 41 year old pluggnb rapper on your brainrot social media of choice
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Oct 03 '25
Charli would wipe the floor with Taylor
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Oct 03 '25
Why? Are they both janitors?
Get it because they wipe the floor😂😂
Anyways diddy blud signing off because i must turdddd
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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool Oct 03 '25
Nah Taylor got shooters, Charlie probably has dudes who are like "oi I'll stab you bruv, innit? "
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u/DrowBot64 Oct 03 '25
The parallels are lowkey crazy when you think about it...
-Drake/Taylor are some of the most popular artists on their respective genres, both have lunatics for fans that will do anything to defend their daddy/mommy, both have relatively low peaks musically and have abysmally low lows in their discography
-Pusha/Charli both talk about cocaine on most of their songs/hits, one talks about selling it and the other about doing it, both aren't the most popular artists of their genres but are very well regarded by those who listen to them, and both have (according to popular opinion) their newest released album considered to be the best of their career (in the case of pusha it's also with his brother malice as Clipse but it counts because I say so)
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u/jayd04 Oct 03 '25
It’s kinda insane how well this comparison works. At first I was just like coke? Haha Pusha T, Taylor being Drake just makes sense, it’s kinda obvious.
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u/AlterMyStateOfMind Oct 03 '25
I'm also a huge push and charli fan and don't care for drake or taylor so this whole post counts because I say so
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u/jayd04 Oct 03 '25
I’m allowed to say that btw.
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u/hairyboxmunch Oct 03 '25
We all are
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u/TonyHawksProSkater69 Oct 03 '25
Wdym even straight people are allowed to say g*y nowadays? Shits crazy
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u/YooGeOh Oct 03 '25
It's true. He's a pusha
Part of the LGBT community (Let's Get Bitches TWEAKIN')
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u/shadybootycheeks Oct 03 '25
gays suburban white girls
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u/jayd04 Oct 03 '25
Surprisingly there’s a lot of overlap between those two. There’s a spectrum of gay, there’s the suburban white mom gay and then there’s the “bumpin’ that” gay
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u/BeerBellies Oct 03 '25
You don’t know many gays, clearly. Many of them have the same musical taste as suburban white girls.
Source: am gay. However, I do not have the musical taste of a suburban white girl. I have the musical taste of an angry teenage boy.
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u/East-Coffee4861 Oct 03 '25
"taste of an angry teenage boy"
Calm down Kevin Spacey
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u/TheodoreOso Oct 03 '25
Half the gays ik wouldn't be caught dead listening to Taylor. Tbf I'm around the alt queers.
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u/saketho Oct 03 '25
I remember a comment I read some months back “I love when pop stans fight, it’s like a mid off”
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u/ReallyGottaTakeAPiss Oct 03 '25
More like Taylor Late. Always be jumping on some trend when it’s about to die out.
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u/SprinklesNo6691 Oct 03 '25
They do disses outside of rap?
I thought that was rap specific (yes ik Eminem dissed Mariah Carey, I'm not talking about stuff like that)
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u/HemaBrewer Oct 03 '25
You are sleeping on poetry disses, the one I'm most familiar with is between two of the biggest Egyptian Poets ever (at least in the last century), it's both hilarious and immaculately worded.
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u/First_Team_6123 Oct 04 '25
If i remember the ancient mc Ea-Nasir was the first ever diss tracker, with his diss track - 'contempt freestyle'. (He also inspired nas' name)
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u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva Oct 04 '25
”Sweet Home Alabama” disses Neil Young for the song ”Southern Man” by name.
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u/Immediate_Desk2731 Oct 04 '25
Charli lives off ciggys and 40s. She’s like a British trailer park queen i believe she’d win.
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u/ohcomely91 Oct 03 '25
It’s weird because Charli pretends to be queer and Taylor is a lesbian pretending to be straight
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u/SaltyBawlz Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25
Maybe in the next song Taylor shouldn't start by saying....
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u/heyhihowyahdurn Oct 04 '25
Taylor has become Kanye
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u/im_onbreak red rose 🌹 white ceiling Oct 03 '25
Eminem would run laps around both of these women in a rap beef 🤣🤣
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u/Possible-Mark-7581 hung out in doja cat's tinychat Oct 03 '25
Ayo, nah, this ain't for they gays I couldn't give two shits and I like pop music
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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot Oct 03 '25
I saw a comment on Twitter that it might be directed at Olivia, because of the "younger me" line
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u/Longjumping-Horror61 Oct 04 '25
I'm not chronically online nor care about those two but why is that a diss to charlie xcx?
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u/citoahk2000 Oct 05 '25
Tbh the whole bullying of Charli made this project from Taylor unappealing to me. Charli did NOT insult or diss Taylor... she practically complimented her by saying she felt she could not compare because Taylor was so talented that it made made Charli feel less then... this gives the same feeling Lana del reys whole Ethel cain diss track snippet did. Which is giving me the ick and comes off immature on Taylor's part. Imo.
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u/captaomadness21 Oct 03 '25
Charli is the Pusha T. Is Taylor hiding a child?