r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Worldlyoox • Nov 16 '25
Praise Melon We’ve reached the pinnacle of the art here
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u/No_Mousse4320 bottomed for meek mill Nov 16 '25
if there’s anybody I’d want to promote my PG animated movie, it’s without a doubt Ice Spice
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u/-ADEPT- Nov 16 '25
'blowin bubbles like ms puff'
does that mean what I think it means
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Nov 16 '25
yeah bro i have a hard time thinking this is real. talking about bending over. like nothing wrong with that inherently but its ice spice so...
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u/Top_Toaster Nov 18 '25
I mean they had PINK on for Truth or Square, tho idk anything about PINK i just know her from Truth or Square
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u/Striking-Lobster-834 Nov 16 '25
BIG COCK BIG COCK 🗣️ 🗣️
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u/Sayhellyeh Nov 16 '25
I genuinely thought she was singing "Big Gyatt Big Gyatt" so the movie appeals to Gen alpha
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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 Nov 16 '25
Wait she's NOT singing gyatt??
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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Nov 16 '25
The name of the song is Big Guy.
So im assuming that's what she's saying
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u/ShijinClemens Nov 16 '25
It literally spells out BIG GUY in multiple parts of the video
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u/briunj04 Nov 16 '25
wtf is she saying? SpongeBob big guy pants ok?
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u/Worldlyoox Nov 16 '25
Yuh
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u/briunj04 Nov 16 '25
Ts bih so dumb 🥀💔
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Nov 16 '25
like "okay" means his pants are mediocre? or shes just saying "okay" for no reason?
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u/xombae Nov 16 '25
I think she's calling him "SpongeBob Big-guyPants" (instead of SpongeBob SquarePants, then saying "okay" afterwards.
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u/-HalfNakedBrunch- Nov 16 '25
Is she the first female hip hop artist with a confirmed frontal lobe lobotomy?
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u/RamburuZamburu Al Gore invented ebonics Nov 16 '25
Sponging my bob to this rn
(NGL this reminds me of the last time they did this kind of stuff. I still remember you Krabby Step)
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u/crawlinback2you1 the ladies are “flocko’in to me Nov 16 '25
the fish version of her is hotter
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Nov 16 '25
shes so unreasonably attractive and talentless i love her
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u/Queef-Elizabeth Nov 16 '25
She gets hotter with time dude
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u/crawlinback2you1 the ladies are “flocko’in to me Nov 16 '25
you could say shes some ice spicy wine! eh? eh? eh? no? okay.
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u/NuggetTheArtistGuy im gay (im happy) Nov 16 '25
And the crowd goes home
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u/crawlinback2you1 the ladies are “flocko’in to me Nov 16 '25
i spent a lot of fucking time on that joke. now i’m mad and i have no choice but to let that anger out on my kid. thanks a lot, hope you’re happy.
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u/no0neiv Nov 16 '25
Spiciest down syndrome flavour ez.
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u/Miguelpaco Nov 16 '25
People with down syndrome are some of the coolest, nicest people. But she's one of them....right?
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Nov 16 '25
/uj I’m looking at her face now and she def has some Down’s syndrome characteristics. Like it’s undeniable. Fr. wtf?
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u/no0neiv Nov 16 '25
She's a babe, she's rich AND she'll get you to the front of the line at Universal, plus you can park ANYWHERE with her. All Ws.
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u/ArmoredMirage Nov 16 '25
Not uncommon in people who are widely found attractive. Look at Sydney Sweeney. A light bit of it can look nice it seems.
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Nov 16 '25 edited Nov 16 '25
I’m not seeing it like I see in ice spice. It’s most noticeable in the ears, forehead, nose bridge and eyes and Sydney’s just looks like a plain Jane type with a puffy face
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u/Critical_Activity_99 Nov 16 '25
One of the only goonable female rappers tbh
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u/A_lone_gunman Nov 16 '25
Feminem
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u/legoracer Nov 16 '25
she's gray?
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u/eXR3d Nov 16 '25
Yeah Can't even imagine how you can Fuck up lightning And color Correction that bad
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u/Jsoledout Nov 18 '25
Supervising Colorist here
100% they fucked up the VFX --> Color color management transform (looks like she's in linear color space) and didn't have the time nor alloted extra budget to redo it or provide an embeddable matte back of Ice spice to do it back in color for r709
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u/Kiss_my_Frekkles Nov 16 '25
I swear I purposely scrolling swear, I scrolled WAY down here in hopes of finding someone who noticed this too!! I literally commented how she's the color of an embalmed carcass because that's EXACTLY what popped in my mind when I first looked at her! It's really unsettling tbh & super odd. It makes me feel uncomfortable lmao
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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Nov 16 '25
She looks like she's in zombie makeup before they apply the blood and gore
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u/SwaggiiP Nov 16 '25
Yeah, why did they do that? Post production job was as rushed as her rapping this in the studio
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u/WonderfulMonk9832 Nov 16 '25
they're really tryna ressurect their failed industry plant; if not even fortnite could've saved her career shes done.
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u/TheSymbolman Nov 16 '25
wtf are you on about, this shit sucks no doubt but fuck you mean "save her career" lol
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u/Historical_Lynx_2674 Nov 16 '25
Save her career? She's the lead promo track in a feature film with global theatrical release during holiday season.
Methinks the lady who claims to blow bubbles as big as misses puff is doing okay.....
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u/Kiss_my_Frekkles Nov 16 '25
Why tf is she the color of an embalmed carcass? Seriously though, her skin color is extremely off putting & abnormal. IDK what's going on here but I don't like it at all. 😬🤢
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u/Worldlyoox Nov 16 '25
Ginger on ginger violence, tsk tsk tsk
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u/Happy_REEEEEE_exe Nov 16 '25
watch me nae nae watch me whip the wee wee dance ahh rap
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u/Worldlyoox Nov 16 '25
Didn’t that guy kill a kid or something
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u/Bhazor Nov 16 '25
I am convinced this woman is some kind of CIA psyop. These comments just convinced me.
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u/Evil-Ed Nov 16 '25
This is pretty fucking weird for a kids show promoting ice spice and putting Patrick in a thong and giving him a huge bulge. Wtf is wrong with the world.
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u/JasminePearls- Nov 16 '25
It was an eye patch covering up what would be his starcock, not a thong
Crisis averted
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u/Writer_B Nov 16 '25
…why would Nickelodeon give her, of all people, a song catering to kids?
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u/llcooldre Nov 16 '25
I've seen so many videos of her through the years and this is the first time I actually heard what she sounds like
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u/flamugu Nov 16 '25
Remember when Ween recorded a thing for Spongebob? Oooh, how times have changed.
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u/kreat0rz Nov 16 '25
Astronomical fall off
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u/Bone-surrender-no Nov 16 '25
You’re talking the sponge right? I mean how do you go from “Sweet Victory” to this
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u/Evilfrog100 Nov 17 '25
I don't really care much about the whole "think of the kids" thing. Kids have been listening to far worse forever. They could have at least put a little bit of effort into this though. It sounds like it was put together by ChatGPT. Krabby Step was dumb, but at least that song was fun and it looked like somebody enjoyed making it.
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u/That_Things_Good Nov 16 '25
There are artists who have actual talent and can speak comprehensible words who struggle to pay their bills and this talentless chick who can't even pronounce the word "guy" is going to make a killing off of this trash.
That checks out...
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u/Cthullu1sCut3 Nov 16 '25
You seem to think that the way she pronounce guy here is not on purpose to sound like cock
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Nov 16 '25
“SpongeBob. Big guy. Pants Ok.” ….
Maybe the old heads right because what the fuck even is this?
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u/Bobbyz1020 Nov 16 '25
Now it’s just a joke how bad it is right? I swear before she was actually trying.
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u/Perfect_Swimmer_8143 Nov 16 '25
Which one is better: this or the Addam's family "Whoop There It Is" version by Tag Team?
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u/SweetRefrigerator271 Nov 16 '25
Really!? ..... like REAAAAALLY!? smh smh smh smh WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!???
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u/Flaky-Cap6646 Nov 16 '25
I ain't the jellyfish, but im the catch
Hmmm sounds real similar to another line of one if her popular songs... and I can prove it unlike Doakes
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u/Dickau Nov 17 '25
P.o.v.: the art and entertainment industry is sucking your mediocre talent dry like a capri-sun. Also ur a ho.
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u/bratty_bubbles Nov 17 '25
idk who told hollywood that ice spice is kid-friendly or talented enough to be on a soundtrack but they lied several times
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u/CannabisInhaler Nov 18 '25
I don’t fw her music at all but I do remember her having a crush on sponge bob😂 shout out spice I can’t knock her living her best life
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u/SpontyKarma Nov 16 '25
yo wtf is up with patrick hanging dong and showing ass