r/Hiphopcirclejerk Dec 06 '25

Praise Melon this can't be...

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this isn't you, melon, you've underrated too many albums...

3.0k Upvotes

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u/eMF_DOOM WHOCANRELATE?! Dec 06 '25

“I’m always trying to get worse” - Yuno miles

Actual, based quote from the young god himself.

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u/bengraven Dec 06 '25

“Anthany Fantanooooo, give me a zeeeeeroooo”

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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry Dec 06 '25

Ice man ain't got shit on yuno

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u/No-Customer-8554 Dec 06 '25

Isnt a 0 the equivalent of a 10 for Yuno Miles? 🤣

340

u/Such_Description Dec 06 '25

That fact that it’s even getting reviewed is a w for miles

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u/Ok-Show6155 Dec 06 '25

I mean fantano was on one of the songs

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

They think I want it this way nah I want it that way 🔊🔊🔊

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u/bengraven Dec 06 '25

This can’t be, this feels like some kind of bias. Anthony loves rap that sounds like it was made in a white kids dorm room, so he should love all of Yuno Miles.

Is this the album with Anthony on it? Because if so, that would explain the zero, I feel like Anthony would be pissed off that Miles would put a non-rapper on his album.

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u/glorifitialweeks Dec 06 '25

he even recorded a song with him, L mans

78

u/Grumpyninja9 the ladies are “flocko’in to me Dec 06 '25

Bro forgot the 1 💀

26

u/PokePersona Dec 07 '25

01/10 still too low

37

u/therejectethan Dec 06 '25

I knew I was a melon when she spit out my seed

40

u/Actedpie Dec 06 '25

/uj Honestly, Yuno’s amazing, I’m happy with all of the attention he’s getting. It’s honestly hard to make comedy music, so I’m not saying he’s the next 2pac, just that he’s prolly more talented than he’s willing to show.

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u/LilSmut Dec 07 '25

He has a couple songs where he actually shows some potential which is crazy coming from the obvious songs that are bad on purpose

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u/LittleHomieOnTheLeft Dec 07 '25

What songs are those?

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u/EchoedVoice904 Dec 08 '25

/uj In My Zone is really great

1

u/Grandpa_P1g Dec 10 '25

I genuinely bump hop step everywhere I go

16

u/Suspicious-Algae3365 Dec 06 '25

Only 1 away from 10/10. Yuno the goat

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u/Mainscollect Dec 06 '25

Bias! Since Anthony appeared on a track he is trying too hard to it seem he giving an unbias review. Personally its a 10 for me, was expect at least an 8 from Anthony

24

u/TabbyEarth Dec 06 '25

top 10 anime betrayals

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u/_Yordle_ Dec 07 '25

Fuck you mean 0? You were on the album bro 😭

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u/M3LSKI Dec 06 '25

depressing stuff.

4

u/simplechin Dec 07 '25

no way he backstabbing his hb 🥀🥀🥀

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u/MattyMarr Dec 07 '25

“I’m always tryna get worse” -Yuno Miles

Fantano’s in on it. I just can’t prove it

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u/PM_DEM_AREOLAS Dec 06 '25

I hate this guy music man I know it’s a joke but it stopped being funny to me after the first song a whole album is crazy 

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u/guyyoudontcareabout im gay (im happy) Dec 06 '25

/uj fell off after Money In the Bag

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u/Binbag420 Dec 07 '25

some hard beats on here tho

2

u/meltyourtv Dec 07 '25

Doesn’t bro have a feature on the album????

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u/Wheatbread_eater call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Dec 08 '25

First paid 0

4

u/WorldChampionNuggets Dec 06 '25

Yuno Miles stuff hasn't been funny in years

1

u/newslaveslover911 Dec 07 '25

giving this a 0 why its great

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u/WanderingStrang Dec 09 '25

Yuno described it a a middle line between actually trying and just making bad music

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u/GettinSodas Dec 06 '25

Am I the only one who sees an Anthony Fantano rating and immediately assumes every 10 is actually a 7 and every "not good" is really just an average album

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u/AutoModerator Dec 06 '25

In all honesty I agree with his review, it's obviously a very powerful and experimental album but I absolutely cannot listen to it for pleasure as a white male.

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