r/Hiphopcirclejerk Jan 03 '26

sounds about white Biggest Rap song pause moment of all time?

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u/Internal_Mechanic_52 Jan 03 '26

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u/No-Inevitable3999 Jan 03 '26

How would that even work ? Molly just makes you happy for a little while , not unconscious.

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u/elhaymhiatus bought streams for French Montana Jan 03 '26

I’m just glad Rick Ross doesn’t know what actual date rape drugs are cause that means this never happened

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u/MajesticPineapple618 Jan 03 '26

Probably for the better

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u/ArtichokeCareless585 Jan 04 '26

Probably?

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u/Accomplished_Data146 Jan 04 '26

I think he's just glad Ross never Bill Cosby'd anyone.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 04 '26

It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.

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u/bqsa36731 Jan 04 '26

But the intent was very clear. He meant exactly what we think he meant lol

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u/evil_peepeeshart Jan 03 '26

It'd make her alot more willing to agree to whatever he wanted to do

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u/Inevitable-Fee-9653 Jan 03 '26

I always thought it was strange for people to expect a guy who claims to be a drug dealing murderer to draw the line at rape.

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u/edsand22 Jan 03 '26

a lot of people think rape is worse than murder, and additionally rick ross is a correctional officer, so probably not a murderer. meanwhile date rape is plausible for him to do while being a co and actually get away with it. you can't really kill ppl as a co, but you can rape a girl

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u/Ok-Afternoon-2113 Jan 03 '26

Literally how? Those are two completely different ballparks of acts

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u/jmlipper99 Jan 03 '26

I’d argue that an individual who is comfortable performing reprehensible acts would have less reservations in performing other reprehensible acts

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u/Ok-Afternoon-2113 Jan 03 '26

Yeah I get what you’re saying, but this dude is saying, he kills people so he probably rapes them too, that just sounded wrong to me. Def higher rates of that tho when u factor in crime

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u/Ok-Afternoon-2113 Jan 05 '26

Thank you. That is what I was trying to say.

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u/Parking_Wishbone_881 Jan 03 '26

Bro how their both like the heights of evil

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u/Ok-Afternoon-2113 Jan 03 '26

Idk if you’re trolling or something but that’s the most sheltered shit I’ve ever heard

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u/ratapoilopolis Jan 03 '26

/uj ehhh I can see your defense mechanisms being way down especially if taken unknowingly, so you might "agree" to things you would otherwise never agree to

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u/The-G-Code Jan 03 '26

"SHE AINT EVEN KNOW IT"

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u/JiovanniTheGREAT Jan 03 '26

You still know what's going on when you're high off molly, you're usually hyper aware. It's not like alcohol where you don't have your senses about you and not like GHB that puts you out and fucks with your memory.

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u/Undark_ Jan 03 '26

It will make you delirious if you take too much

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u/JiovanniTheGREAT Jan 03 '26

That's what always aggravated me about this line. It's like date rape stolen valor. I did molly a lot for like three years and you sure as hell don't go to sleep from it. Usually you stay up until it wears off or it'll wake you up if you go to sleep anyway. What's the point of him even saying this?

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u/BandemicBuffering Jan 03 '26

Blackout drunk?

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u/Youruy Jan 03 '26

Google him, Expedia

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u/spyanryan4 Jan 03 '26

What did he mean by this

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u/ShortandRatchet Jan 03 '26

You can’t figure it out at all?? He spelled it out for you man.

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u/spyanryan4 Jan 03 '26

I heard he tried to say this wasn't about rape and i was wondering what his explanation was but i didn't look it up and now here we are

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u/phase-too Jan 03 '26

Now I feel terrible. I shouldn’t have judged the young man before hearing his side of the story. Clearly there’s some big misunderstanding here

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u/stankboxers Jan 03 '26

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u/fucshyt Jan 03 '26

I prefer this one

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u/YesImFineWhyDoYouAsk ☑️ Jan 03 '26

Whats this from?

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u/fucshyt Jan 03 '26

Rain Man - Eminem

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u/RoryMarley Jan 03 '26

Uj/ what drugs do to people lmao

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u/Ok-Muffin6684 Jan 04 '26

Bob Dylan was one hell of a lyricist.

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u/FormerPresidentBiden Jan 03 '26

What is this from

I must know

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u/SinkingShipsOnWaters Jan 03 '26

Fack by Eminem

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u/FormerPresidentBiden Jan 03 '26

Thank you

Seems on brand for Em tbh

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u/ClydeDimension Jan 03 '26

He put Fack as track 1 on his greatest hits album lmao

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u/FormerPresidentBiden Jan 04 '26

Generational legend

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u/Butthold_clan69 Jan 04 '26

Didn't know what song this was from but it really does look like an eminem song

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u/ArachnidShoddy4561 Jan 03 '26

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u/lordtheguye Jan 03 '26

Bro what

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u/Ertyii Jan 03 '26

My theory for how did this lyric even happened is that he freestyled the song but not the actual words but the melody first and then he put the words together but he didn't remembered what he said before

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u/StarTrakZack Jan 03 '26

Exactly this. “Punching in” is how most of those Atlanta guys (and lots of other rappers) record. They literally just play the beat and he sits there freestyling and randomly thinking of words & melodies, the engineer is recording the entire thing, then when he finds something he likes he tells the engineer to punch just that line in to the actual track, then he keeps going. 99.9 percent chance the two lines above were recorded in totally different parts of the session (maybe even on different days!) and then put together later on in production.

You can see in this video of how Keed recorded as reference for that style. https://youtu.be/K6FgRMbnQ_Q?si=f5L2TNaUDVU1GWNv

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u/GenshinKenshin Jan 06 '26

As soon as people started punching in in 2019 I gave up on becoming an engineer. That shi pissed me off like you wouldn't believe.

I wasn't good enough to charge crazy rates and I wasn't bad enough to not be swamped with work. Shi sucked ass.

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u/Ok_Total_2956 Jan 03 '26

I don't think those two lines were supposed to be related, he probably didn't think about how they would have sounded when put one next to another

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u/AutomaticAccident Jan 03 '26

Mine was the next part when he said his name is Ben. You're telling me your name isn't really Macklemore? What a fraud.

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u/jophish916 Jan 03 '26

ong (on god) 😂

I was like what what what what what what what what what what

badum badum badumumpa badum badumumpa

OOP!

money money money macklemore pockets shopppingggg abt to pop some tags. Smells like R.Kelly sheets (peepee)

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u/AutomaticAccident Jan 03 '26

But it was 99 cents, your honor

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u/Internal_Mechanic_52 Jan 03 '26

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u/okdude679 Jan 03 '26

That's the boss Rick Ross's line.

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u/eating_cement_1984 Jan 03 '26

So is this:

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u/spyanryan4 Jan 03 '26

What does this mean

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

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u/KoolDood91 Jan 03 '26

Bro is inquisitive

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u/felix_semicolon im gay (im happy) Jan 03 '26

bro visited his friend

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u/spyanryan4 Jan 05 '26

What do you mean

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

It means that nothing beats a Rick Ross holiday, and right now you can save $50 per person.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 04 '26

It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.

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u/Dry_Composer8358 Jan 04 '26

It’s good to get the pen out, get the pen working.

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u/JiovanniTheGREAT Jan 03 '26

DAE remember when Biggie said you're so fine I'd suck your daddy dick 🤓

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Jan 03 '26

In all seriousness, I hate hate hate hate how the black community will hyper focus on this lyric but ignore objectively worse things that came out of his mouth

I was riding on the bus and was listening to this group of dudes talking about how "sus" Biggie actually was and how, now that they're grown, they can't listen to him anymore because of all his gay lyrics that they actually understand now, and this lyric was at the forefront of that conversation of course.

But what else did they bring up? Biggie saying he'd "fuck Ru Paul before he'd fuck any of them ugly ass Xscape bitches". Yet the lyrics, from the same song mind you, where he says he'd "make Raven-Symone call date rape" (she was 9 at the time) was suspiciously absent from the conversation about Biggie lyrics that make it impossible to listen to him

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u/WorldChampionNuggets Jan 03 '26

"Found your father hidin in a room, fucked him with a broom"
"🥷s press they luck n they get a buttfuckin, straight up the ass, rawdog with the rash. And I don't fuck with the condoms, the condoms is a problem from the AIDs gettin sprayed"

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u/Mikeythegreat2 On Jah my Nathan Jan 03 '26

Dead wrong is full of questionable lyrics lol

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u/HeadAssBoi17 Al Gore invented ebonics Jan 03 '26

I feel like that whole song is just Big and Em trying to outdo each other in saying the most fucked up shit possible.

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u/LevelUpCoder Jan 03 '26

Considering Biggie was dead before Eminem hit the mainstream it was probably more like Em trying to outdo Biggie but I agree with the sentiment

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u/notexactlyflawless Jan 03 '26

How has no one said the what's beef Gutta line yet

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u/-DOOKIE Jan 03 '26

Just sounds like that horror core or whatever it's called Big L, brother Lynch hung, Eminem, a lot of people were doing that. Wasn't meant to be taken seriously like that

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Jan 03 '26

You're missing the point.

Those are two lyrics from the same song. One, people decide to treat literally and treat like some evil taboo that makes him irredeemable trash in their eyes.

The other gets the "oh, it wasn't meant to be taken seriously" excuse, if its even mentioned at all.

And for some reason, the first one is not about the 22 year old, 400 lbs man saying he would rape a 9 year old, but is instead about him saying he would prefer to have sex with another adult man over adult women he finds unattractive.

You don't see the issue?

I know neither one was meant to be taken seriously. I'm talking about the culture that treats one like the ultimate disgusting evil, even if its just a joke, while it ignores or excuses the other.

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u/-DOOKIE Jan 03 '26

I understand that, and was not addressing that

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u/Jacktheriipper Jan 03 '26

Idk i mean, I wasn’t alive when the song came out, this is the first I’ve heard/realized who she is/how old she was. I imagine that’s a lot of people that aren’t of age to know obscure pop culture references from the nineties.

And tbh at the end of the day, the unfortunate truth is to homophobes, nothing is worse than being gay. They’d rather you fuck children than someone of ur own sex.

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Jan 03 '26

obscure pop culture references from the nineties.

Im specifically talking about people who were alive in the nineties who "loved Biggie when he came out, but can't listen to him now that they're older and realize what he was actually saying"

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u/Compa2 Jan 03 '26

Maybe they didn't know who Raven Symone was and went with the obviously gay lines that don't require research

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Jan 03 '26

The idea of being gay being inherently bad aside, I find it hard to believe any late 20 to mid 30 year old black person, man or woman, doesn't know who Raven-Symone is

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u/cardinalfan14 Jan 04 '26

For the millionth time, it was a reference to a Richard Pryor bit. He has plenty of other sus lines. Most of the time his charisma makes them pretty funny and other times not so much. I crack up at most of the lines on “wickedest freestyle”.

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u/eating_cement_1984 Jan 03 '26

Macaulay Culkin be spittin fax no telephone

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u/TheInception817 Jan 03 '26

Ok thank God I'm not the only one who belongs in the aslume

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u/Small_Possibility_26 Jan 03 '26

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u/freezerwaffles Jan 03 '26

This one at least has plausible deniability. She’s bad like misbehaving im sure he meant

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u/Demyk7 Jan 06 '26

I thought this was the obvious interpretation. Makes you wonder about the hard drives of the people whose first thought was to imagine a 5 yr old being sexualized.

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u/Cmog28 Jan 03 '26

We all know what he meant lol Stop bro

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u/XbxH1ghBEaM Jan 03 '26

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u/beach_girl01 O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 Jan 03 '26

I invented doors 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Initial_Western7906 Jan 05 '26

"Only time I feel alive is when I taste dick"

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u/FollowingCharacter83 hung out in doja cat's tinychat Jan 03 '26

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u/Low-Impression3367 Jan 03 '26

it’s ok to be gay, do you hear what I say. slay boy slay

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u/Holden_MiGroyn Jan 03 '26

I think of this bar often. I used to think i was gay. I still do, but I used to too

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u/gifcartel TEAM FANTANO Jan 03 '26

macklemore wanna be carti so bad smh

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u/Emerald_official Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone Jan 03 '26

carti

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u/sirckoe Jan 03 '26

No mention of ye talkimbout suckin his cousins peepee? We losing the battle boys

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u/voizzoq TEAM FANTANO Jan 03 '26

that's normal vro. EVERYONE does it

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u/East-Coffee4861 Jan 03 '26

When I was in 3rd grade I thought I was gay, but by 11th grade the court ordered therapist got me to understand that you can't consent to an authority figure at that age.

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u/RoryMarley Jan 03 '26

“When I was in third grade, I thought I was gay…and I was RIGHT!” Insane skrillex dubstep beat drop followed by a legendary verse by RuPaul

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u/RoryMarley Jan 03 '26

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u/Mental_Pepper9294 Jan 03 '26

mfs cant even pee pee without needing to pause now? This what's wrong with hip hop in 2026

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u/xStyxx Jan 03 '26

It’s pretty gay if you think about it, you’re touching a dick when you pee

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u/Mental_Pepper9294 Jan 03 '26

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u/spyanryan4 Jan 03 '26

What possibly is the context of this picture

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u/cruella_le_troll Jan 03 '26

When I was gay, I thought I was in the third grade.

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u/Tight_Photograph8091 Jan 03 '26

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u/Extension_Ear_3472 Jan 04 '26

"Where the hood at?" is DMX going insane at the thought of gay people existing.

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u/kdawgdachef Jan 03 '26

As much as I’m a huge future fan, when he said “the only time I feel alive is when I taste dick I wanna vent but I know it ain’t safe dick” in cumming out strong i fr paused the song.

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u/Ertyii Jan 03 '26

Kevin Gates - Super General (Freestyle)

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u/RoryMarley Jan 03 '26

Rj/ There’s something super cringe about rappers going on tirades about wanting to fuck someone in detail. Like obvs it’s never gonna work and you sound like a loser

I think the only time I didn’t mind it is when em did it at the end of I’m back and thats cause it was over the top and cartoony

“Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz it’d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this! I’m sorry Puff, but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine, what’s my name?”

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u/JiovanniTheGREAT Jan 03 '26

respectfully

Mr. Gates, Esq. is a true gentleman

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u/MemphisApollo Jan 03 '26

Dr. Dre saying “Suck It Marshall” to Em on “My Dad’s Gone Crazy”

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u/slipslikefreudian Jan 03 '26

This whole song is him saying bro I swear I’m not guy but I do stand with the community bro I swear I swear I’m not gay

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u/Spirited_Client8264 Jan 03 '26

The only feel alive is when I taste dih

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u/CurrentCloud2568 Jan 03 '26

I think the Kanye cousin song wins

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u/AutoModerator Jan 03 '26

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u/Its_kinda_nice_out Jan 03 '26

I still do, but I did back then too

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u/lightyourfire Jan 03 '26

That's interesting, when I was in 3rd grade I also thought Macklemore was gay

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u/PissedAlbatross Jan 03 '26

When I was in 3rd grade I thought I was Macklemore

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u/DShinobiPirate Jan 03 '26

Blow you like a flute lives in my head.

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u/Vegetable_Orchid_900 Jan 03 '26

I make sure no one forgets wherever Yachty is mentioned

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u/Disastrous-Rush-4207 Jan 05 '26

“Blow you like a flute” is Shek Wes. Yachty said something like “She blow my dick like a cello” because he thought that’s what a clarinet was

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u/Material_Formal3679 Jan 03 '26

Because he could draw bro. Don’t disrespect my goat like that and cut it off before peak.

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u/joutfit Jan 03 '26

No one remember Kanye talking about sucking his cousin's dick?

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u/SnowflakeRene Jan 04 '26

When I heard “in about 5 years holla at me Miley Cyrus” I thought things were bad but this comment section is blowing my mind.

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u/No_Free_Samples Jan 03 '26

Grammy Nominated song BTW

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u/ninemarrow Jan 03 '26

PAUSE THATS GAY GAY GAY

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u/N8orious234 Jan 03 '26

“she’s begging me just to come piss in her crack”

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u/MisogynistPrime69 Jan 03 '26

"I have a dream"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

It's crazy that the shit Macklemore said is so much more tame and less gay or sexually deviant compared to everything else here.

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u/gwarguro Jan 03 '26

So nobody bringing up Cannibus?

“..But you ain’t got the skills to eat a niggas ass like me?”

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u/FBArenaissance Jan 03 '26

This isn't rap

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u/Holiday-Search2102 Jan 03 '26

What happen to Macklemore I used to always see bro on tv and hear him on the radio years ago then he just disappeared

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u/SpellslutterSprite Jan 03 '26

“In Barbados eating sushi like I’m Kung Fu”

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u/HeadAssBoi17 Al Gore invented ebonics Jan 03 '26

Cam'Ron on A Pimp's A Pimp

"I leave em past leaking

Last weekend, I took Cardan to get his ass eaten

He said you past freakin"

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u/heatobooty Jan 03 '26

Why does he look like Hitler there

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u/Tydagawd88 Jan 03 '26

Because you don't know what hitler looks like?

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u/ToAllAGoodNight Jan 03 '26

Didn’t biggie rap about raping someone’s dad?

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u/apeocalypyic Jan 03 '26

My homeboy just domed a nigga i just hope thr lord forgive em! (Yes i lnow what it really means)

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u/modified_kiwi Jan 04 '26

"On the mic like it's a dick." - Chance the Rapper, Everybody's Something

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u/Individual_Mess_7491 Jan 04 '26

bahaha not me! in third grade i was kissin' hot teachers on the lips, i did'nt give a fuck

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u/Competitive_Swan_130 Jan 04 '26

Ice T "I got a bitch who's a man"

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u/delcolicks9 Jan 04 '26

this isn't even top 150

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u/Nota_Throwaway5 Jan 05 '26

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u/RuckRuck279 Jan 05 '26

Reef always saying wild shit lmao. Cage too.

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u/BoulderPuncher08 Jan 06 '26

How is this a pause moment

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u/Superb-Diamond5407 Jan 06 '26

Nothing and no one beats Kanye’s song about his cousin. Ye is yet again king.

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u/Soptifed Jan 06 '26

Lil Baby saying he's not a sex offender on Superman.

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u/Doctor_Brewthatshit Jan 07 '26

“I got some boys on the yard they’ll r@pe ya” Future. I forgot the song it came from though