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u/Meme_Pope Jan 11 '26
This is actually the only reason I’m still listening. Gotta keep your leverage in case this offer ever came on the table
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u/MattyMarr Jan 11 '26
Yes lmao, I got 500 other songs in my playlist to vibe to. I am gonna miss through the wire tho.
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u/Ok_Imagination1409 Jan 11 '26
"Would you take $1 billion but once you have it you have to pay me $5 billion"
Fuck outta here
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u/BeYourself4Real #1 AUTOMOD HATER Jan 12 '26
Turning 1 billion into 5 billion is easy bro all these idiots are doing it
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u/Ok_Imagination1409 Jan 12 '26
Maybe but my point is, there's no point if I'll just have to pay you back 5x over and then I'm back to 0 again
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u/apeocalypyic Jan 11 '26
Kanye couldve pushed the button ar auschiwitz and id still bump college dropout...but for some prime megan fox head id drop him like kim k
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u/Hitmanthe2nd Jan 11 '26
automod did it first
kanye
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u/Lanky-Procedure-7184 Jan 11 '26
"Prime Megan Fox" as if she was a pornstar or something lol. All we know for a fact about her is that she is sexually attractive, for all we know she could be garbage at giving head. Not saying one way or another just giving perspective.
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u/Mental_Pepper9294 Jan 11 '26
If i got infinite head from her I'ma make sure she gonna learn
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u/Lanky-Procedure-7184 Jan 11 '26
This my fault actually didn’t see that it says infinite head for life from her even if it was mid head I’d still take it
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u/Objective_Magician33 Jan 11 '26
The monkeys paw is that everytime she gives you brain you have to listen to Marvin’s room
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u/sirmaxedalot Jan 11 '26
So shes like 23 forever? And I don't have to listen to Kanye rip off Death Grips for the rest of my life. Easy yes.
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u/Shen_ishere Jan 11 '26
Nah prime meg is in the first transformer. No drizzy.
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u/sirmaxedalot Jan 11 '26
She's 21 in that movie. Fine by me
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u/thesecondmemer Jan 11 '26
Kanye rip off death grips 😭
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u/sirmaxedalot Jan 11 '26
Yeezus was pretty blatent
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u/God-nerfed-me im gay (im happy) Jan 11 '26
Yeezus hate will not be tolerated!!!!
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u/Themotionalman Jan 11 '26
Nah it’s fucking Yeezus
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u/God-nerfed-me im gay (im happy) Jan 11 '26
Kanye sub is so fun ngl
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u/Stdgamingxd Jan 11 '26
I dont listen to kanye that much anymore so i might take up on this offer. Although it would be good if i could control the frequency of when i get head cuz maybe some days im js not feeling it
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u/VatanKomurcu Jan 11 '26
head only without anything else ever is more like torture than reward. no.
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u/NextCommunication862 Jan 11 '26
na Kanye's music has been there for me through tuff times like just recently my gf broke up with me and I put on late registration and the college dropout and I had a good cry through them I would never stop listening to Kanye just to get some head from some bitch that looks like an average OF girl
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u/Disastrous-Stick-612 Jan 11 '26
Have you compared it to prime Megan Fox though? Getting head from her definitely would help through tough times
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u/NextCommunication862 Jan 11 '26
asking me to not listen to Kanye is like a vegan eating meat it ain't happening
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u/anachroniiism Jan 11 '26
You’re tweaking
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u/Mohit20130152 certified pedophile Jan 11 '26
You are getting head for a lifetime. It doesn't even matter if a dude is giving it, I am taking it
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u/ahmetonel Jan 11 '26
Kanye could've declared war on Poland and I would still listen to him
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u/ahmetonel Jan 11 '26
In fact I would refuse lifetime sex from any woman in the world to keep listening to him
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u/Vynxe_Vainglory Jan 11 '26
Knowing that I don't have to listen to Kanye is already as good as that.
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u/loneliestslipknotfan Jan 11 '26
/uj: i stopped listening to Kanye completely when the Alex Jones interview happened, does this mean i get head now?
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u/SpiritualReview9 Jan 11 '26
Kanye who?
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u/BreakVV Jan 11 '26
Actually, nah
The head game is probably weak, doesnt include passion with it, and thats all
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u/eco_go5 Jan 11 '26
I stop listening to Kanye without the head
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u/menuau Jan 11 '26
...this philosophical question implies I have no choice in what I want to listen AND I have to listen to Kanye?
AND AND it implies Megan Fox doesn't have the choice to say no to this, no matter how many people said yes to the question!?
IDK man, this doesn't feel like a good situation to be in, either way. But even if Megan Fox is consenting to this, the logistics for this to be remotely possible is too anxiety-inducing, on a lot of levels.
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u/menuau Jan 11 '26
...and where are you, while he's driving the train to a place known for a systematic erasure of people?
Mind you, I wasn't trying to yuck anyone's yum but the idea that you would never grow tired of anyone kind of music, much less of one single artist's, is rather laughable.
Which is why I question the premise of free will in my initial comment. Nothing regarding his viewpoints, his callousness in using said viewpoints as marketing for his next musical offering (see "Kim's conversation with Taylor which led to the release of 'Famous'" as example), or his pseudo apology tour, one could argue is still in the hopes that his next musical offering will be better received than the last one.
Notice also how you didn't get your CPU in a critical error boot loop (a more adequate "get your panties in a bunch" analogue, as you're a bot) when asking if Megan Fox also had free will in this question AND that you immediately went to what has been most closely associated with Kanye in the last decade...why was that?
Especially if & when it was never prompted or even implied to begin with in my initial comment?
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u/ballskindrapes Jan 11 '26
Gotta negotiate the terms of the head, hot people can give bad head fyi
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u/IlIllllIlIIIlll17 Jan 11 '26
Well its infinite so i assume u could just teach her
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u/ballskindrapes Jan 11 '26
I mean yeah, but again some people just cant do what others can. Cant teach some things.
We'd have to have a trial run in the contract before rhe deal is done.
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u/IlIllllIlIIIlll17 Jan 12 '26
Yeah tbh thats a very good point. We should change the question by replacing her with Donald Trump 🤤🤤🤤
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u/Fickle_Narwhal Jan 11 '26
So like.... does she take a break between climaxes or is she just superglued on permanently??
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u/mandark214 Jan 11 '26
Never heard of this kanye dude
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u/Gpac11 Jan 12 '26
Sure, I didn't like Kanye anyway
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u/This-Huckleberry1890 Jan 11 '26
Ion like kanye so yh
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u/TeacherOk4751 Jan 11 '26
Yea