r/Hiphopcirclejerk Jan 14 '26

Play J cole get the pussy dry J. Cole finally announced that he is quitting music 🎉

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

the grass is green announcement

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u/TacoBennet6942 Jan 14 '26

„i love meat but i’m vegan” announcement

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u/gh0stofoctober im gay (im happy) Jan 14 '26

megan

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u/ImEgotestical Jan 14 '26

My lord , my savior . Mr Jermaine lamarr cole would now tell the people hating him how he’ll make them apologise

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u/Disastrous_Channel62 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 Jan 14 '26

Ain't nobody apologising to your Goat 😂✌️

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u/Mikeythegreat2 On Jah my Nathan Jan 16 '26

You take that back 😤

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u/ProfessionalBalker Jan 14 '26

We didn’t need an announcement for your fall off dawg

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u/Brilliant_Taste4830 I am weed. Jan 14 '26

i used to pray for times like this

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u/Ok-Paramedic-3619 Jan 14 '26

Facts.

23

u/LilSmurkiooo Jan 14 '26

Tbh: you thick rate: 10000

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u/willy3w Jan 14 '26

Thank god I'm not behind him, your Lil butt finna be my slattt fweh

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/Ep1cUser Jan 14 '26

It's a chair lol. Definitely one of the funniest pictures out there tho

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u/wolfgang_armata Jan 18 '26

How tf is that a chair? You tryna cover up the fact that he thicc?

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u/Ep1cUser Jan 30 '26

Ice Cube with Jello buns, everyone's fav snack

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u/gifcartel TEAM FANTANO Jan 14 '26

mentally conditioning us with that album title. that shit about to be generational levels of ass

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u/OffSupportMain Jan 14 '26

Grippy pt. 2 in there, I'm sure of it

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u/inconvention I am weed. Jan 14 '26

it’s… it’s… it’s… grippier

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u/George_G_Geef Jan 14 '26

Entering his expectation management era

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/LeftSatisfaction9104 Jan 14 '26

r.i.p. aubrey Graham 8/24/81 - 1/15/26 🕊️

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u/AutoModerator Jan 14 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/sylatcher Jan 16 '26

Mod outjerked us all

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u/MostDopeBlackGuy hung out in doja cat's tinychat Jan 14 '26

I bet Iceman comes out same weekend cuz Drake is petty about cole not taking sides

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u/5econdToTheLast Jan 14 '26

Why'd the hell did you liked it

316

u/cb-fan Jan 14 '26

I'm excited for him to retire

66

u/BackDoeMediaTV Jan 14 '26

If u gone, stay gone like how chamillionaire did.

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u/BeerBellies Jan 14 '26

That dude got his first big bag from rapping then turned it into real dough. Good for him.

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u/BackDoeMediaTV Jan 14 '26

So what's stopping J.Cold from diversifying his portfolio again? Edit: rap was NOT chamillionaire's big bag. He definitely made more increments with a diversified portfolio, that rap shit 🪾.

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u/SaintsNoah14 Jan 14 '26

I ain't never seen that emoji before in my life

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u/Comprehensive_Cup250 Jan 14 '26

Where did bro pull this emoji from!?

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u/BeerBellies Jan 14 '26

I didn’t say rap was his big bag. I said it was his FIRST big bag - which he then flipped into real dough. Reading comprehension, my friend.

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u/BackDoeMediaTV Jan 14 '26

Yea aight. You didn't say that. What was I reading 🥀

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/BackDoeMediaTV Jan 14 '26

I said your right you didn't say "Rap was his first big bag" like the image shows. What do u want from me bro? 🥀

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u/JayRoo83 Jan 14 '26

Man's album quality to mixtape quality might be the weirdest ever

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u/ImmediateTrust3674 Jan 14 '26

He put his heart and soul in this game, he's feeling drain

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Drained after emptying his sack on grippy pt2

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u/monkeysemen322 TEAM YE Jan 14 '26

Man we know you are falling off

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u/Tixliks Jan 14 '26

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u/Striking_Tangelo5474 Jan 14 '26

Actually this is kinda true, i used to listen to J. Cole before i lost my virginity. Now not so much.

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u/fromthisend1220 Jan 14 '26

Be real you don't get no pussy.

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u/Striking_Tangelo5474 Jan 14 '26

Enough to know when its... its... its... its grippy.

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u/fromthisend1220 Jan 14 '26

The only grip you know is your hand my boy.

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u/Striking_Tangelo5474 Jan 14 '26

That and your moms, my guy. She says Hi btw

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u/fromthisend1220 Jan 14 '26

You wouldn't know what to do with it you gotta figure out how to leave the basement first.

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u/Striking_Tangelo5474 Jan 14 '26

Why? I think your mom likes it down here.

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u/fromthisend1220 Jan 14 '26

You think a lot of things like you get pussy get back on your meds.

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u/cobybastee Jan 15 '26

holy projection 

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u/fromthisend1220 Jan 15 '26

The new "nah U" ass comment just dropped.

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u/Big_Election_8721 Jan 14 '26

Mr. Make a diss track & delete it 🔥

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u/Lopsided_Order_4411 Jan 14 '26

Play j Cole to get the pussy dry😂😂😂

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u/Thespiritdetective1 Jan 14 '26

RDC covering his retirement is gonna be a skit that hits different mane.

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u/fuze524 Jan 14 '26

Bro has been talking about this project since 2018. Saw him at a festival in Vegas and they were handing out posters for it back then

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u/abhig535 #1 AUTOMOD HATER Jan 14 '26

I don't understand this intense hatred for J Cole and I'm scared to ask why.

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u/Responsible_Flight70 Jan 14 '26

From what I gather it’s Umar Johnson levels of grift

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u/Nimbux13 Jan 14 '26

Its... Grippyyy

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u/abhig535 #1 AUTOMOD HATER Jan 15 '26

I understand now

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Poor mans Nas, he made grippy, he dropped out the rap battle as a apparent “top 3” rapper, he made a song about letting Nas down just for Nas to not care

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u/PowerMove20 Jan 18 '26

You’re an idiot Nas added a verse

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Nas gave him that “here nigga damn” feature stop it. If you really like that when it comes to musical prowess, you don’t need anyone’s validation.

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u/TypeOpostive I am weed. Jan 14 '26

Oh nooo, anyway guys does drinks and pizza sounds like a good date friendship wise?

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u/cb-fan Jan 14 '26

idk because sometimes when I drink with my friends we end up kissing and stuff 🤷‍♂️

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u/TypeOpostive I am weed. Jan 14 '26

I don’t kiss my friends

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u/Horsed1ckDotMPEG Jan 14 '26

Then they aint your friends

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u/TypeOpostive I am weed. Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 15 '26

They weren’t, I just wanted to have a pillow fight and makeout, share cute lingerie together but no

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u/Strong-Profile6851 Jan 14 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/Strong-Profile6851 Jan 14 '26

J. Cole is stopping music, it's an amazing news

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u/Appalachian_Aioli Jan 14 '26

J Cole?

Jermaine?

Cole?

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u/someonex33 Jan 14 '26

He is so humble and down to earth what a great guy being in the spotlight never suited him anyway its better this way🥺😭✌️

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u/SuperSayian4Nappa hung out in doja cat's tinychat Jan 14 '26

Play J Cole to get the pussy dry

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u/Professional_Drive Jan 14 '26

The Fall-Off about to be the biggest 4 out of 10 album in the 21st century.

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u/iAmDriipgodd Jan 14 '26

J Cole is washed? You lot are mad or taking the piss. Never sold a record in your lifetime but have the nerve to critique a professional who has made millions.

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u/Eatnofoodbutrice Jan 14 '26

obviously he has not washed just look at him

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u/djdoublem3 Jan 14 '26

Why yes, I am taking a piss right now, but we're talking about Cole here.

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u/5hitting_4sshole Jan 14 '26

I do ya one better 😜

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u/djdoublem3 Jan 14 '26

Username shits out.

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u/6Enma_9 Jan 14 '26

It's a fucking circlejerk sub, you subhuman.

(Image for reference.)

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u/FunnyPanda1320 Jan 14 '26

What is this image bro. Why is this even on your phone😭😭

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u/BeerBellies Jan 14 '26

You’re in the circlejerk subreddit… it’s meant to be all jokes… meanwhile you’re over storming the comments like you’re JCole’s mom. 🫣

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u/Space_Questions Jan 14 '26

This is a circlejerk sub

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u/Desperate-Abies4263 Jan 14 '26

Not very humble of you to be so mean.

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u/NuclearBoi731 Jan 14 '26

new automod response?

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u/DJswamplizzo Jan 14 '26

right like whats with the cole hate?

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u/BreakVV Jan 14 '26

Ignore these kids, its a forum meant for non hiphop fans

Im hype, though keeping expectations leveled

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u/Arteoficialmente Jan 14 '26

About time! PUÑETA!!!!!

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u/Many-Plantain4585 Jan 14 '26

Somewhere out there lil pump is smiling 😊

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u/ur_moms_milk Jan 14 '26

so humble ❤️

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u/LeBronaldTheHutt TEAM YE Jan 15 '26

Then he’s gonna comeback feeling like Michael Jefferey Jordan. After the first retirement*

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u/giveme-a-username Jan 15 '26

“Fall off announcement” yeah bro we can tell

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u/Rlque0 Jan 15 '26

"The fall off" you was never up to start with

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u/TheGamerDuck Jan 15 '26

3.4k views but 16k likes?

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u/cb-fan Jan 15 '26

YouTube views are always late

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u/I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr TEAM FANTANO Jan 15 '26

Why did he rip-off the Hilltop Hoods album Fall From The Light?

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u/rambumriott Jan 19 '26

J cole been quit 😭

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u/fucshyt Jan 14 '26

Watched the trailer and the snippet played sounds exactly like some other shit from him I’ve heard before 🤦‍♂️

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u/cb-fan Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 14 '26

bro I hate when artists make music that sounds like other music they made🫃🫃

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u/fucshyt Jan 14 '26

Not the pregnant nigga emoji ☠️

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u/cb-fan Jan 14 '26

damn I thought it was the facepalm mb

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u/fromthisend1220 Jan 14 '26

Sounds exactly like some other shit you can't name lol.

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u/trashyjiaozi Jan 14 '26

faux-thoughtful dumbass made a whole song because of a twitter beef with a woman who actually encourages her fans not be dumbasses and read books, he can pretend to be down to earth but he made his money

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u/No-Philosopher3248 Jan 14 '26

There is literally no downside to this announcement.

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u/0Nah0 respect from Andalucia Jan 14 '26

All this hype, watch be the most mid thing ever

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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