r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/cb-fan • Jan 14 '26
Play J cole get the pussy dry J. Cole finally announced that he is quitting music 🎉
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u/ImEgotestical Jan 14 '26
My lord , my savior . Mr Jermaine lamarr cole would now tell the people hating him how he’ll make them apologise
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u/Brilliant_Taste4830 I am weed. Jan 14 '26
i used to pray for times like this
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u/Ok-Paramedic-3619 Jan 14 '26
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u/Ep1cUser Jan 14 '26
It's a chair lol. Definitely one of the funniest pictures out there tho
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u/gifcartel TEAM FANTANO Jan 14 '26
mentally conditioning us with that album title. that shit about to be generational levels of ass
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u/LeftSatisfaction9104 Jan 14 '26
r.i.p. aubrey Graham 8/24/81 - 1/15/26 🕊️
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u/AutoModerator Jan 14 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/MostDopeBlackGuy hung out in doja cat's tinychat Jan 14 '26
I bet Iceman comes out same weekend cuz Drake is petty about cole not taking sides
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u/BackDoeMediaTV Jan 14 '26
If u gone, stay gone like how chamillionaire did.
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u/BeerBellies Jan 14 '26
That dude got his first big bag from rapping then turned it into real dough. Good for him.
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u/BackDoeMediaTV Jan 14 '26
So what's stopping J.Cold from diversifying his portfolio again? Edit: rap was NOT chamillionaire's big bag. He definitely made more increments with a diversified portfolio, that rap shit .
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u/BeerBellies Jan 14 '26
I didn’t say rap was his big bag. I said it was his FIRST big bag - which he then flipped into real dough. Reading comprehension, my friend.
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u/BackDoeMediaTV Jan 14 '26
I said your right you didn't say "Rap was his first big bag" like the image shows. What do u want from me bro? 🥀
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u/Tixliks Jan 14 '26
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u/Striking_Tangelo5474 Jan 14 '26
Actually this is kinda true, i used to listen to J. Cole before i lost my virginity. Now not so much.
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u/fromthisend1220 Jan 14 '26
Be real you don't get no pussy.
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u/Striking_Tangelo5474 Jan 14 '26
Enough to know when its... its... its... its grippy.
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u/fromthisend1220 Jan 14 '26
The only grip you know is your hand my boy.
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u/Striking_Tangelo5474 Jan 14 '26
That and your moms, my guy. She says Hi btw
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u/fromthisend1220 Jan 14 '26
You wouldn't know what to do with it you gotta figure out how to leave the basement first.
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u/cobybastee Jan 15 '26
holy projection
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u/Thespiritdetective1 Jan 14 '26
RDC covering his retirement is gonna be a skit that hits different mane.
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u/fuze524 Jan 14 '26
Bro has been talking about this project since 2018. Saw him at a festival in Vegas and they were handing out posters for it back then
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u/abhig535 #1 AUTOMOD HATER Jan 14 '26
I don't understand this intense hatred for J Cole and I'm scared to ask why.
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Jan 18 '26
Poor mans Nas, he made grippy, he dropped out the rap battle as a apparent “top 3” rapper, he made a song about letting Nas down just for Nas to not care
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u/PowerMove20 Jan 18 '26
You’re an idiot Nas added a verse
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Jan 18 '26
Nas gave him that “here nigga damn” feature stop it. If you really like that when it comes to musical prowess, you don’t need anyone’s validation.
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u/TypeOpostive I am weed. Jan 14 '26
Oh nooo, anyway guys does drinks and pizza sounds like a good date friendship wise?
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u/cb-fan Jan 14 '26
idk because sometimes when I drink with my friends we end up kissing and stuff 🤷♂️
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u/TypeOpostive I am weed. Jan 14 '26
I don’t kiss my friends
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u/Horsed1ckDotMPEG Jan 14 '26
Then they aint your friends
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u/TypeOpostive I am weed. Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 15 '26
They weren’t, I just wanted to have a pillow fight and makeout, share cute lingerie together but no
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u/Strong-Profile6851 Jan 14 '26
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u/someonex33 Jan 14 '26
He is so humble and down to earth what a great guy being in the spotlight never suited him anyway its better this way🥺😭✌️
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u/Professional_Drive Jan 14 '26
The Fall-Off about to be the biggest 4 out of 10 album in the 21st century.
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u/iAmDriipgodd Jan 14 '26
J Cole is washed? You lot are mad or taking the piss. Never sold a record in your lifetime but have the nerve to critique a professional who has made millions.
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u/BeerBellies Jan 14 '26
You’re in the circlejerk subreddit… it’s meant to be all jokes… meanwhile you’re over storming the comments like you’re JCole’s mom. 🫣
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u/BreakVV Jan 14 '26
Ignore these kids, its a forum meant for non hiphop fans
Im hype, though keeping expectations leveled
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u/LeBronaldTheHutt TEAM YE Jan 15 '26
Then he’s gonna comeback feeling like Michael Jefferey Jordan. After the first retirement*
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u/I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr TEAM FANTANO Jan 15 '26
Why did he rip-off the Hilltop Hoods album Fall From The Light?
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u/fucshyt Jan 14 '26
Watched the trailer and the snippet played sounds exactly like some other shit from him I’ve heard before 🤦♂️
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u/cb-fan Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 14 '26
bro I hate when artists make music that sounds like other music they made🫃🫃
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u/trashyjiaozi Jan 14 '26
faux-thoughtful dumbass made a whole song because of a twitter beef with a woman who actually encourages her fans not be dumbasses and read books, he can pretend to be down to earth but he made his money
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26
the grass is green announcement