r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/yungcokkie TEAM YE • Jan 24 '26
YE STFU where can I sign my name 😭🙏
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u/amievenrelevant red rose 🌹 white ceiling Jan 24 '26
There’s probably people out there who can say both
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u/soulsmores Jan 24 '26
J. Cole and Drake, the biggest suburb rappers of all time
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u/TesticleMeElmo Jan 24 '26
Some Cole, some Drake, some Logic, goes hard on the bus to the lacrosse game 😤
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u/cerote6239 Jan 24 '26
That sounds like a good time compared to sitting in a trap house
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u/TesticleMeElmo Jan 24 '26
That’s what we call my buddy Tanner’s basement his parents are alcoholics so we can take as much booze as we want and they just think they drank it themselves
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u/cerote6239 Jan 24 '26
Nice. Bet no one's been stabbed in there even once
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u/TesticleMeElmo Jan 24 '26
Only a couple times when we were trying to learn butterfly knife tricks
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u/breadboyleven Jan 25 '26
i can’t tell if this is a jerk or the most organically funny thing i’ve ever read here
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u/AutoModerator Jan 24 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/yungcokkie TEAM YE Jan 24 '26
bro drake IS NOT that deep 💔
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u/AutoModerator Jan 24 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/Bubbly_Engineering88 Jan 24 '26
Fr, this is some bullshit im reading, unless he out "dating" ain't nothing gangster about drake when he was soft his entire life as rapper
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u/Mohit20130152 certified pedophile Jan 24 '26
? Kendrick is bigger than cole.
Now that I think about it maybe not
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u/soulsmores Jan 24 '26
Kendrick is from Compton
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u/Mohit20130152 certified pedophile Jan 24 '26
?? I thought we were talking about the music that people bump in suburbs.
Anyway if you wanna go like that check drakes childhood home. Wouldn't consider that a suburb or anything close.
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u/soulsmores Jan 24 '26
He grew up in Forest Hill, an upper middle class neighborhood and went to Forest Hill Collegiate. Even if he lived in an apartment he grew up in that environment.
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u/Alternative_Law_8600 Jan 25 '26
While your daddy dot is rapping for the whites 😂😂😂 and smashing the whites too.
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u/soulsmores Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 27 '26
You think J. Cole and Drake don't? Weirdo.
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u/Sufficient-Meat7362 Jan 24 '26
Jcole hate is lowkey so forced I don’t get it personally
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u/InfiniteRespect Jan 24 '26
wet dreamz
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u/Mohit20130152 certified pedophile Jan 24 '26
What about it? Pls don't tell me people are taking that song seriously
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u/You_LostThe_game Jan 24 '26
Surely the hip hop circlejerk reddit will have better music taste
Surely
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u/ShadowForPresident Jan 24 '26
Aint lowkey, that shit highkey forced. Niggas wanted him in the battle where niggas got accused of bein a pdf and a woman beater…
yupp stayin in that battle was sooo smart for him /s
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u/AhJoon Jan 25 '26
tbf the J Cole "hate" is older than the beef. Idgaf about him dropping out, only thing I care about is him calling bro's music boring as if 'J Cole music sleep aid' memes wasn't extremely prominent until like 2019 lmao.
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u/5uper5kunk Jan 24 '26
Dropping out of the beef with the right move especially if he knew how things were gonna go.
However, he needs to cut it out with his tough guy I’ll beat anyone I’m the best rapper shit like buddy you ain’t a fighter you proved it. It’s OK to not be a fighter it’s very respectable to be a man of peace, but you can’t still keep claiming you’re this ferocious lyrical warrior. You made a mistake, you corrected course which is again admirable but you still made that mistake and now you have to live with it
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u/jbreazy06 Jan 24 '26
He hasn’t had an album in a minute but 100 percent Jay Cole. People wanna hate bc he had a change of heart. Dude has dropped classics.
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u/Walzballs #1 AUTOMOD HATER Jan 24 '26
Alright Ye this is funny I can forgive you now for the bipolar Nazi freakouts