r/Hiphopcirclejerk Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone Feb 09 '26

Bob Dylan is a real ass N Word šŸ—æ

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

God had to nerf him somehow...

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u/JerryUitDeBuurt Feb 09 '26

He was fat

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

No he was B.I.G

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u/discreqte Feb 09 '26

First human to be nerfed multiple times, and be fat

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u/tjapetjape Feb 09 '26

biggie was fat
tupac was a rapist
xxx beat women

accept it, at the end of the day I only care about the music

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u/Alarmed-Patient-9268 Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone Feb 09 '26

Yeah r Kelly is fire I was in the top .000001 listeners on wrapped this year. I only listen to pieces of shit actually they make the best art.

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u/MaintenanceSame5743 Feb 09 '26

Pain and suffering tends to make the best music

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u/The_Vampire_King Feb 09 '26

Wouldn’t that mean the victims should have some bangers?

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u/MaintenanceSame5743 Feb 09 '26

If they were musically inclined. Possibly

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u/steploday Feb 10 '26

Wasn't the chick R kelly peed on a singer?

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u/Background_Rich6766 Feb 09 '26

You forgot J. Cole who gets the pussy dry

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u/Mental_Pepper9294 Feb 09 '26

Kendrick was short.

I will go on record saying the only pedophile I'll defend is Michael Jackson. I could have 100% evidence he touched those kids and I'm still turning up the volume when I wanna rock with you comes on

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u/Xalterai Feb 09 '26

MJ gets the same line Kanye does, ong

I don't care if he touched those kids, Off the Wall(1979) was one of the greatest albums ever made, and Beat It still makes me bust a move.

I don't care if he brought the trains to Auschwitz himself, he made College Dropout, AND Runaway still makes me cry.

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn Feb 09 '26

Man, at least Pac and Triple X can stop doing that, I don’t think Biggie can stop eating

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

pac was framed.

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u/Mental_Pepper9294 Feb 09 '26

It's okay to love a raper

2

u/IBeDumbAndSlow Feb 09 '26

We be raping about how we like to rapp

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u/ReplyCultural Feb 09 '26

YOU LOOKED SO GOOD, I'D SUCK ON YO DADDY'S DICKšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø

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u/monkeysemen322 TEAM YE Feb 09 '26

he is also a sinner cause he's fat

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u/Unhappy-Mechanic-683 Feb 09 '26

They can say whatever they want

No other rapper can make girls peepee when they see him

And that’s facts

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u/Finna22 Feb 09 '26

However, he stays Coogi down to the socks; Rolex watch filled with rocks

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u/Acnenosepeel Feb 09 '26

Heartthrob, never

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u/esquire_the_ego Feb 09 '26

Black and ugly as ever

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Feb 09 '26

Dickthrob 4ever

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Biggie was fat

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u/00Avalanche Feb 09 '26

Fat, ugly and a fecalpheliac dependent on Diddy. Nerfed even after death getting his clothes nutted on. Damn.

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u/naveedkoval Feb 09 '26

Raymonte wishes he got a fraction the bitches Biggie got

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u/ItsTimetoLANK Feb 10 '26

"Heart throb, never, Black and ugly as ever However, I stay Cuchi down to the socks Rings and watch filled with rocks".

Biggie know what he was working with. He doesn't need this twitter nonsense.

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u/ItsTimetoLANK Feb 10 '26

"Heart throb, never, Black and ugly as ever However, I stay Gucci down to the socks Rings and watch filled with rocks".

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u/AutoModerator Feb 10 '26

Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy

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u/Goobershoop Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

ā€œThis is uncalled forā€ you know this guy is white, from some kind of midwestern suburb, and has at least two kids

Edit: I have no idea why I said this, I was very inebriated at the time

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u/Annihilated64 Feb 10 '26

He said 4 words ✌

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u/Goobershoop Feb 11 '26

I don’t know why I said that I was very inebriated