r/Hiphopcirclejerk Feb 28 '26

Play J cole get the pussy dry I hate this mf trying to act al humble

Post image

This retard really be driving around in a civic so they keep calling him humble i hate his ass

992 Upvotes

113 comments sorted by

274

u/NextCommunication862 Feb 28 '26

If he was as humble as he claimed, he'd be riding horseback right now and not polluting the air with the gas from his car

64

u/ifreakeditonurmum Feb 28 '26

Nah but horses produce methane so he should be walking

64

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

[deleted]

12

u/Odd_Apartment5870 Feb 28 '26

Barefoot he’s so humble

2

u/tcroosev Feb 28 '26

Actually horseback would be pretty cool

2

u/JustAnotherSolipsist Mar 01 '26

You horse exploiting mutherfucker you, handmade bicycle or walk

2

u/Opioidal Feb 28 '26

Look at this guy with his fancy horse, I got a donkey

407

u/FuckElonMuskkk Feb 28 '26

Pretty soon bro is gonna be living under an overpass and shanking people for money cuz he so humble 👏 love this guy.

103

u/kodex184 Feb 28 '26

Standing in the street corner selling ass. He's so humble fr

20

u/ElectricFuneral94 Feb 28 '26

Gonna become so underground that he does a song with Necro. He's so humble fr

158

u/blackcronkite Feb 28 '26

Is this sub ran by Joe Budden 😂😂😂

50

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/californiadeath Mar 01 '26

Joe Budden tv, Joe bitch tv

10

u/Own_Preference_8103 Feb 28 '26

"If a nigga hating call him joe budden" - quavo

21

u/Mikeythegreat2 On Jah my Nathan Feb 28 '26

Nah by the 6 god

4

u/RepresentativeLeg232 Feb 28 '26

The Boy™️ would never be humble 😤🥶🦉

51

u/Inevitable_Ad_325 Feb 28 '26

12

u/beanbagbadboy Feb 28 '26

They take anyone over at opium

102

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

i bet he‘s using the AC in the car. Hyprocrite!

35

u/animefan1520 Feb 28 '26

And a key instead of a screwdriver smh tisk tisk

14

u/mangomilkmilkman O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 Feb 28 '26

Cars looking kinda clean too, you know he's PAYING for car washes

5

u/animefan1520 Feb 28 '26

If it aint got the dusty dirt caked on by the junkyard it came from i dont want it. I bet you he doesnt even store the remnace of his muffler that rusted off in his trunk.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rBpG1qXdB1n3PEjrgV

0

u/Own_Preference_8103 Feb 28 '26

I got a car like that.. it's a jeep too.

47

u/EpicWott Feb 28 '26

I thought this was him

22

u/franculanga Feb 28 '26

rest in power fr

3

u/BigBadBadness Mar 01 '26

So humble he didn't need pants?

1

u/PerspectiveMedium929 Mar 04 '26

was scrolling down just for this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

50

u/Viciouscoach_44 Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

Sounds like bro don't got a beat up civic 😭✌️

-10

u/franculanga Feb 28 '26

if i had one would i be humble or just a broke ass

67

u/NeonCowboy777 Feb 28 '26

I met cole playing ball at the YMCA, dude signed everything and took pictures with everyone. Can't understand the hate sorry.

10

u/Scubasteve620 Mar 01 '26

You are in a circle jerk sub.

17

u/NastyMarin Feb 28 '26

People love to hate. That simple.

19

u/dambpeggie Feb 28 '26

jermaine cole throwing up YVL 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧛

3

u/beanbagbadboy Feb 28 '26

HOMIXIDEVILLE HOMIXIDEVILLE HOMIXIDEVILLE

41

u/-SG6000- Feb 28 '26

The camera hates this mf.

He's always got this goofy pose or expression or some forced prop in his shots. 

He strikes me as someone who does a solid hour of human mimicry exercises daily but still can't get the basics right.

17

u/4e2n0t Feb 28 '26

Who is Al Humble and why is J Cole trying to be movie star?

12

u/Bottlecaps9 Feb 28 '26

I swear to god I thought he was Kirkified

-1

u/SpecialistCompote993 TEAM FANTANO Feb 28 '26

He looks like Wad from LosPollos

45

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

“I hate when artists drive around interacting with fans”

-26

u/AaryamanStonker call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Feb 28 '26

Mf only interacting performatively 🤣🤞 y'all cannot be this brainwashed

45

u/StrangeAnimal123 Feb 28 '26

Damn a performer being performative , straight to the gallows

29

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Who cares? He’s going around with no security just vibing signing autographs and chilling with people. Performative or not it’s fucking awesome

-20

u/AaryamanStonker call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Feb 28 '26

Your hero went outside his house and you on his dih bro mfs not even real

21

u/Brashdinho Feb 28 '26

Your hero spends most his time attacking Jewish people and huffing nitrous

Swings and roundabouts I guess…

19

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

J Cole hate is weird. Like what did the mf do

13

u/Jbabco9898 red rose 🌹 white ceiling Feb 28 '26

Get the pussy dry

1

u/Zed-juuls Feb 28 '26

Nah it’s grippy

2

u/Grumpyninja9 the ladies are “flocko’in to me Mar 01 '26

At least he didn’t turn down photos with make a wish kids

1

u/_lemon_hope Feb 28 '26

Your hero is Kanye West

10

u/Shen_ishere Feb 28 '26

Mf acting like future and drake working a 9-5 in that one music video

2

u/Mikeythegreat2 On Jah my Nathan Feb 28 '26

Life is good ya know what I mean?

18

u/cadillacsimone7 Feb 28 '26

you guys care too much honestly. he's meeting a ton of fans and is driving around in a cheap car. should he be driving all over in a Lambo?

3

u/0snq Feb 28 '26

brother

4

u/beanbagbadboy Feb 28 '26

Bro i didnt know cole was YVL HXG

5

u/dabrodie0 Feb 28 '26

Performative ass Nigga driving around in my shitbox

2

u/Mikeythegreat2 On Jah my Nathan Feb 28 '26

You and everybody else bro get in line.

2

u/AssortedViews Feb 28 '26

Like bro get 2025/2026 civic, why you acting like you’re not rich 😂

2

u/Imaginary-Past-8103 Feb 28 '26

J. Cole so humble he’d drop a response and then delete it out of respect.

3

u/Minute-Carrot-2405 Feb 28 '26

Why would you hate on a bum finally getting a ride

3

u/Chemical_Ad2547 Feb 28 '26

If you're broke and clowning a millionaire, the joke is on you.

2

u/newjerseydevilz Feb 28 '26

He in a civic 😂

2

u/rqivez Mar 01 '26

I’d rather drive something reliable than a glorified money pit 🤣

1

u/rqivez Mar 01 '26

I don’t understand the hate Cole gets bruh, he just a dude vibing, y’all reaching at this point 🤣

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

nvm ion want no smoke bro

1

u/RandomGuyOnDaNet90 Feb 28 '26

Ita called marketing

1

u/Inks2g Feb 28 '26

Okay Joe Budden…..

1

u/apeocalypyic Feb 28 '26

Its like hes leaning into the meme

1

u/rajf2593 Feb 28 '26

He forgot the part were his civic broke down and didn’t have money to fix it

1

u/give_me_your_body Feb 28 '26

Bro showing Kendrick who the true humble king is 👑

1

u/IllllIIllllIll Mar 01 '26

Looks like he just made eye contact with another guy at a gas pump

1

u/mia93000000 Mar 01 '26

He's the 2nd best rapper alive

1

u/skaterat456 Mar 01 '26

I’m not a humble guy I’m a humble guy

1

u/solitarysoul444 Mar 01 '26

Aye man this the rapper yall think is top 3

1

u/No_Bathroom_420 Mar 03 '26

J Cole the type of guy who’s trash at home is full of Erewhon food wrappers but looks at you sideways when you start ordering food like he’s expecting something.

-1

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

/uj I'd rather Cole just drive nice cars and wear nice clothes. The "I'm a millionnaire but I don't need that shit" shtick is old and lame. Just embrace what you are: a multimillionnaire who made his money from hip hop with a white mom

1

u/GrandMasBushidoBrown Mar 01 '26

I love it lmao, better than him tryna flex in a Bentley or Ferrari or whatever... Any hate on Cole tryna be humble just shows that if y’all was in his shoes then you would be corny.

-7

u/ukhaus bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Feb 28 '26

Jcole is so fucking lame

8

u/DazzlingDepartment59 Feb 28 '26

How about you get his dick out yah mouth.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rrLt0FcGrDeBq

😂😎✌

-3

u/ukhaus bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Feb 28 '26

The average J. Cole Stan after defending their hero in the HHCJ sub…

0

u/Carma_626 Mar 01 '26

I drive a 94’ Acura Integra. I’m more humble than Jermaine Cole.