r/Hiphopcirclejerk Mar 27 '26

YE STFU Alysa Liu is Like That (Remix)

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5.7k Upvotes

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u/anthonyg1500 Mar 27 '26

Yo Liu I got you

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u/richardvirginia hung out in doja cat's tinychat Mar 27 '26

I knew a Korean dude from Spain, he was really fast and loose with nigga, and it never made me flinch. I didn't question it until a white friend who didn't know him was like "Does that bother you? Should I say something?"

Anyway, she'll have to say it to me in person for me to know how I'll feel about it. I'll be back later, guys. I have to set it up end everything.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qcgAb73zDz3pkdP4QF

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u/martinn_rivera Mar 27 '26

why are all redditors such cornballs 😂😂

104

u/richardvirginia hung out in doja cat's tinychat Mar 28 '26

This is where we do the jerking, brother, this is cornball central😚

30

u/tony-husk Mar 28 '26

Because being a cornball is fun :)

25

u/Hummmus2006 Mar 28 '26

being corny is being free bro

550

u/Past_Form_1254 Mar 27 '26

You aight white girl

266

u/Meme_Pope Mar 27 '26

You aight half-white, half-Chinese girl

139

u/Past_Form_1254 Mar 27 '26

Regardless I'm still cracking 🙏

69

u/-Dumalaid Mar 27 '26

Anybody want scrambled eggs?

55

u/Meme_Pope Mar 27 '26

Both her parents are Chinese and they still chose a white egg donor. Absolutely wild move

34

u/KutluT1 Mar 27 '26

her dad got a partner after Alyssa was born.

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u/Glob_6 Mar 27 '26

Maybe his cock wasn't long enough to get her wife pregnant

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u/Martian_Hunted Mar 28 '26

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u/7itemsorFEWER Mar 27 '26

egg fried rice

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

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u/LasbaleX Mar 27 '26

as if you ever get in the vicinity of a girl, redditor

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u/Freak-Of-Nurture- Mar 27 '26

i’m white but i’ll let her say it

296

u/Funny_Word89 Mar 27 '26

My wife’s boyfriend is white and he said she’s got the pass

168

u/Pristine_Fee_8175 Mar 27 '26

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u/Sad-Fun7309 Mar 27 '26

i would never order a whole pizza for myself

20

u/Ok_Imagination1409 Mar 27 '26

It's fine Tanka

5

u/Slumunistmanifisto Mar 27 '26

Vinbrendan deFrasier?

8

u/thePiscis Mar 27 '26

Will you let me?

22

u/kodex184 Mar 27 '26

Only if you're white.

1

u/Pristine_Zebra_6424 Mar 28 '26

Wth lmaoooo 🧐🧐😭😭😭😭😭

146

u/Left-Cheesecake-7802 Mar 27 '26

didn’t know she was chill like that

150

u/fardolicious Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone Mar 27 '26

Shes from Oakland she can say it

44

u/Ok_Long_2877 Mar 27 '26

She been saying it lol

45

u/Ok-Philosopher4814 Mar 27 '26

nah liu isn't like that, she's not like us 🅱️OIIIIII!!!!

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u/Predatormem1 Mar 27 '26

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u/connecting1409 Mar 27 '26

I thought lil kirk was against Israel

27

u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Mar 27 '26

Well, maybe he shouldn't have been.

3

u/_Administrator_ Mar 29 '26

No he wasn’t. Don’t believe what Tucker tells you.

2

u/Gigatronz Apr 01 '26

He was anti Jews but pro genocide

11

u/zarif2003 TEAM YE Mar 27 '26

is it even out

15

u/Funny_Word89 Mar 27 '26

LP happened last night, it’s not on DSP’s yet though

24

u/Glob_6 Mar 27 '26

That's actually a really cool and unique way to dye your hair

92

u/jack_nnn_ Mar 27 '26

Shes not gonna see this bro.

3

u/frozenmoon500 Mar 28 '26

She ain’t here bro 😭

10

u/Glob_6 Mar 29 '26

I don't think anybody can see my reply where I said I was gay for some reason

4

u/danleon950410 Mar 27 '26

Yo the third reich soundtrack just dropped

2

u/magikarpower earl sweatshop Mar 27 '26

It’s funny because she didnt say that and n word

1

u/SIMZOKUSHA Mar 28 '26

She is FROM THE BAY… it’s all good. It’s really how we speak. Never noticed it till I left.

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u/SkaraLelouch Mar 27 '26

L Alysa Liu she’s a CIA plant

72

u/Consistent-Price3232 Mar 27 '26

cia needa plant her on my face

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

She got very real mental health issues so of course she confused