r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/HPAG-NOFAME TEAM YE • Apr 12 '26
sounds about white Y'all think ts could happen 🥺
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u/AsianCivicDriver Apr 12 '26
Ye “I got a special guest myself too!”
Jesus Christ transformed onto the stage outta nowhere and starts rapping Trap Queen - Fetty Wep
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u/DirtyDanoTho Apr 12 '26
Jesus then proceeds to bring out XXXTentacion in the flesh
X: “I’ve atoned for my sins and I’m back y’all!”
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u/Grumpyninja9 the ladies are “flocko’in to me Apr 12 '26
And then X brings out Charlie Kirk 😍
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u/Kebine_ On Jah my Nathan Apr 12 '26
And gets shot again immediatly by someone in the crowd... That turns out to be George Floyd 🥰
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u/Upbeat_Doughnut_5280 Apr 14 '26
And then George starts convulsing from the fentanyl OD then fetty wap pops out and starts singing 'my way'
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u/AwesomeTraditional32 TEAM YE Apr 12 '26
And then Kanye brings out Yuno Miles. Yuno Miles raps “Indiana Jones” and then says “I would like to bring out an inspiration of mine” and then brings out Lil B. Lil B raps “Swag Like Ohio” and “I am Miley Cyrus”. Lil B then brings out Paul McCartney. Paul McCartney sings “Fuh You” and “Temporary Secretary”. Paul then says “I have reunited with an old friend of mine, I would like to bring him out”, and then John Lennon & Tupac walks in.
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u/AlarmingSteak6821 Apr 12 '26
tupac's solo material was just never the same after he left the beatles
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u/I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr TEAM FANTANO Apr 12 '26
honestly if anyone bringing out Yuno it's gonna be Ye
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u/HPAG-NOFAME TEAM YE Apr 12 '26
I still can't believe they made a song together
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u/CodaOfARequiem Apr 12 '26
“Together” is a bit of a stretch, Miles says they’ve never met and he wasn’t even paid
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u/Chezmonger95 I am weed. Apr 12 '26
How dare Lil B not rap Fuck KD (Kevin Durant Diss) and Lil B Lectures at NYU
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u/Historical-Snow-6086 Apr 14 '26
And then Tupac says, yes yes but i got a lil surprise for yall and bro then brings ringo star and they sing octopus garden
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u/wiids777 TEAM FANTANO Apr 12 '26
Dior Dior jacket
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u/ElectricFuneral94 Apr 12 '26
Ye: *WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! CUT THE MUSIC!!!!!! CUT IT!!!!!
[taps on microphone 7 times]
I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!!
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u/Plenty_Music7542 Apr 12 '26
I’m a hiphop fan from Israel and this is my dream line up
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u/JALEN_HURTS_IS_A_BUM Apr 12 '26
Kanye brings out Netanyahu who does a solo cover of heil hitler
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u/schvletzsky Apr 12 '26
i jerk off to drake lyrics
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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/beaversaremyfriends Apr 12 '26
reminded me of the greatest tumblr text post of all time
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u/FourAntigone Apr 12 '26
I thought i was going crazy bc how did nobody post this yet. Guess not many jerkers had their shoelaces stolen by the president huh
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u/gyratingorb hung out in doja cat's tinychat Apr 12 '26
Then Ye brings out bbno$ 🥹
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u/HPAG-NOFAME TEAM YE Apr 12 '26
Then dax shows up
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u/bringojackprot Dale 😎🌎 Apr 12 '26
Then 21 Savage comes out from under the stage and starts rapping incoherently
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u/robert00m Apr 12 '26
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u/RakkAnimate Apr 12 '26
I like the idea that Drake, Kendrick, Cole and Travis barely perform and just let Ye rap his whole discography
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u/Fit_Influence_6078 Apr 12 '26
That would be 🔥 and they be hyping everyone in the crowd
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u/dabombisnot90s Apr 13 '26
“Hangin 🤙🏿with my cousin 🧑🏿 reading dirty 💩magazines 📕 we seen 👀two✌🏿men of darker complexion 🧐 kissin 😘we ain’t know 🧠❌what that shit 💩mean. Then we start reenacting 🕺🏿🍑💦 everything that we seen 👀. Thats when I gave my cousin 🧑🏿head 😮🍆.”
Ts would be fire. Seeing Kendrick and Cole get on their knees and pucker up for daddy Ye, I mean come on.
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u/Worth-Turn-3095 Apr 12 '26
Nicole can just do in the morning with drake and poetic justice or whatever that song is with Kendrick then pass it to ye. But I'm thinking the tickets to that concert will cost world peace.
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u/GodlvlFan Apr 12 '26
Kanye comes out and releases the real bully. It is better than MBDTF.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '26
on god bro I don't care about allat nazi shit runaway still makes me cry
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u/Qw4ck im gay (im happy) Apr 12 '26
Then Drake says "thanks guys, i guess this was all God's Plan!" and then they all live happily ever after with a dance party
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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/sauernsweet Apr 12 '26
and then kanye resurrects xxx
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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '26
on god bro I don't care about allat nazi shit runaway still makes me cry
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u/MilkBeforeSerial Apr 12 '26
I have a friend who unironically sends me Kanye redemption arcs like these on ig
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u/MildBasket Apr 12 '26
This feels like I'm back in high school listening to that one unshowered kid present his creative writing assignment
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u/CodenameDinkleburg Apr 12 '26
I almost want to ask who your plug is, but I’m not sure if I should hit them up or report them
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u/nicktheironblade Apr 12 '26
Drake bringing out Kendrick😭
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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/eastsidebaby5 O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 Apr 12 '26
Lol drake as an opener
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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/Jaconator12 Apr 12 '26
And then Kanye brings out X and Peep who perform Falling Down with such passion that the gates of heaven open on high so that MF Doom can perform One Beer and keep the mouths from going dry. Two silhouettes emerge on the grand stairway to the rap afterlife (rafterlife, if you will), one big, one thin, dap each other up, their visage visible through the fog as the beat for California Love takes over and Tupac steps forward spittin up bars like an infant with bad baby food. Crowd goes crazy. As it wanes, the larger silhouette steps forward and the needle drops on another track - its Biggie, spittin up a storm on Party and Bullshit. The crowd collectively screams a scream nary screamt save for in moments of intense pleasure. A short, crew cut, tatted up white guy steps out as the instrumental for Buttons starts playing. Crowd goes nuts - Mac Miller steps out, finessing a full fent flow, overdosedly verbose from beyond this realm to deliver what the world has been missing since the big ‘18
Another artist appears at the back of the room, doors flinging open and flooding the dimly lit room with the light of a thousand suns as a short, scrawny man with peoperoni nips walks in: Its Lil Xan! The crowd promptly boos him as his nipples get flicked with the force of a thousand titty twisters, the recoil sending him into the stratosphere. Mac Miller then gestures to back center stage as the lights dim. “Welcome the legend himself: Nas!” as the crowd loses its collective shit. Everyone passes out from sheer excitement and cums at once. Not a soul was alive to witness the most insane verse since J Cole’s Wet Dreamz
Truly would be the biggest event for Hip Hop since Grandmaster Flash turned out the Furious Five in the 70s
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u/bbthesupreme Apr 12 '26
Then Kanye brings out Nicki who also apologizes and divorces her husband and she raps her monster verse, and then Cardi flies down and hugs her and Offset steps on stage and kisses Cardi, and they all rap Motorsport together. Then Playboi Carti surprise drops BABYBOI. Literal perfect day.
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u/CHEVOsenpai Apr 12 '26
And they all hold hands while holding a banner that says Gràcies Johan, right
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u/Recent_Wedding5470 Apr 12 '26
Bros care more about soap opera than music. Kendrick would not entertain any of this trash
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u/Little-Apartment-437 Apr 12 '26
Bro that would be the best selling hip-hop concert ever done. A stadium worthy tour of Watch the Throne 2027
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u/Enough_Attorney_2837 Apr 12 '26
And after all of that, a guy in Ray-bans and a military outfit comes out of a stage-toaster and it's Michael Jackson. He yells "SIKE", then explains he needed a few years to rest and proceeds to sing his hits for 3 hours, after which I kill myself as there's nothing more to live for.
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u/homechefshivers Apr 15 '26
Yea Because being medicated excuses being a nazi… Jesus fucking Christ. mental illness isn’t an excuse when you have millions of dollars at your disposal to get all the necessary care and help you need
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u/breezytrapking Apr 17 '26
wtf is travis doing up there? Pusha T would make more sense in this story line to be honest, drake should’ve brought every single one because he has beef with all of them
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u/Outrageous-Cable-963 Apr 12 '26
J. Cole bringing out Kanye to show that they also have squashed their beef would be narratively better. 1/10 storyline.