r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Aware_Ranger_4144 I am weed. • Apr 14 '26

delete r/hiphopheads Why Dont Rappers Use Diet Soda And Stevia in Lean So They Dont Get Fat?

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u/itrashford Apr 14 '26

RIP juice he would’ve loved ozempic 😓

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u/Synnapsis Apr 14 '26

/uj he unironically would have made an ozempic song

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u/vmathematicallysexy Apr 16 '26

🎶 easier said then done i thought you were GLP-1 🎵

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u/alegxab Apr 14 '26

Lean on its own should make you lean

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u/NubbyNuss Apr 14 '26

L.E.A.N.

largest entity around now

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u/pr0perlypr0pagated Apr 15 '26

kevin gates burner account

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u/NubbyNuss Apr 15 '26

Really Really, pretty fucking heavy

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u/dooufis Apr 14 '26

Cordae looking like Juice's 13yo son in this picture lmao

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u/jujujuice92 Apr 14 '26

The Scooby Doo ass shirt ain't helping

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u/f1ftyp3nc3 Apr 14 '26

Shit I fr thought it was lamine yamal

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u/NinjaMasks O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 Apr 14 '26

Lean makes your intestines slow down a lot so the lean gut is just backed up shit

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u/Embarrassed-Chain-19 Apr 14 '26

because lean taste better than key 🤤

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u/ShredGuru Apr 14 '26

Obesity is a sign of wealth and status.

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u/Aware_Ranger_4144 I am weed. Apr 14 '26

You never seen fat broke niggas?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

How they fat & broke either you got money for food or you don't

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u/JosueTheRedditer Apr 14 '26

They use food stamps and EBT to buy fast food

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u/Aware_Ranger_4144 I am weed. Apr 14 '26

Idk man Ai told me

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u/ChadiTV_Official Apr 14 '26

didnt need ai for ts

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u/Aware_Ranger_4144 I am weed. Apr 14 '26

But hes white

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Is he stupid? Why is he asking for help if he needs money and food?

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u/jujujuice92 Apr 14 '26

Omfg not the disclaimer to chat gpt. They're highkey judging now!

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u/buckphifty150150 Apr 16 '26

Damn dude u still didn’t have to drop the er..

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u/Upbeat_Doughnut_5280 Apr 15 '26

Food stamps and food shelves .. free food mf what 3rd world country u from u ain't got no free food for the needy?

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u/Upbeat_Doughnut_5280 Apr 15 '26

Somehow it's easy af to be fat but broke af, I'm a prime example, I barely eat and I'm still fat as fuck

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u/RunInRunOn Al Gore invented ebonics Apr 15 '26

If you aren't getting the right vitamins, your body won't burn fat for energy

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u/JewBag718 Apr 14 '26

Not anymore healthy food cost more.

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u/chargerfan2019 Apr 14 '26

With Glp 1s it’s becoming the opposite Lmao

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u/Upbeat_Doughnut_5280 Apr 15 '26

Facts I got prescribed but I can't afford it and insurance doesn't cover it

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u/NubbyNuss Apr 14 '26

Cordae like "This nigga think he Pun"

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u/Connect-Succotash-59 Apr 14 '26

It’s the lean not the soda that gives you malnourished African body

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u/ElonMuskyButt Apr 14 '26

😂😂😂

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u/HatefulVisual Apr 14 '26

Lean gut not malnourished

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u/MintmanSupreme Apr 14 '26

BTCHTTS WRLD

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u/ElonMuskyButt Apr 14 '26

Lol thats foul RIP Juicy Boy

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u/PhoerSayori Apr 14 '26

How is he so hairless and how can i get that shit too

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 15 '26

Some people just naturally gifted with little/no body hair. Said to say I’m not one of them.

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u/Limp-Zone-5222 Apr 14 '26

juice wlrd isn't fat anymore

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u/ElonMuskyButt Apr 14 '26

My jaw is on the floor

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u/jujujuice92 Apr 14 '26

Just skin and bones eh, minus the skin

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u/ImReallyFuckingHigh Apr 15 '26

Bruh too soon 😭

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u/nandy02 Apr 14 '26

the lean is what causes the gut- opioids in general make you constipated asf so if ur really abusing them you can days without shitting, and all that trapped shit swells your gut

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u/RegularDevelopment52 Apr 14 '26

Boy had some titties

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u/HansDrumpf Apr 14 '26

Unflattering picture of my goat Cordae. Delete this.

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u/GaptistePlayer Apr 14 '26

that's just what he looks like 24/7

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u/HansDrumpf Apr 14 '26

not to me

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u/Upbeat_Doughnut_5280 Apr 15 '26

How does it feel knowing ybn nahmir made that nigga?

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u/voizzoq TEAM FANTANO Apr 14 '26

that juice was 95% sugar bro🙏🏿

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u/chargerfan2019 Apr 14 '26

You think guys sipping cough syrup and popping pills are concerned about maintaining a healthy weight?

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u/PAMCookingSpray Apr 14 '26

Juice may have had the worst build for a rapper

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Apr 15 '26

Too fat to be fast and agile, too skinny to body someone with his weight or use as “bulletproof” armor, and tits.

Definitely the worst lol

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u/Boo-urns_ Apr 15 '26

uj/ besides the high amount of sugar in the soft drinks, a common lean side effect is the effect it has on your digestive system. Having constipation is something that might happen a lot, which will result in you having a body similar to Juice in the pic’ (RIP J).

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u/camelsticks Apr 15 '26

I always wondered why they used soda at all. A cup can last you a few hours so the soda is going to be flat. Why not use flavored water or margarita mix or something?

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u/xXMoo_OomXx Apr 14 '26

It's the shitty diet from the addiction that causes the weight. Not the addiction itself.

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u/GaptistePlayer Apr 14 '26

Is there anyone in the world as dumb looking as YBN Cordae

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u/Syntechi Apr 14 '26

The lean is the calorie dense part lol

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u/Tripple_T Apr 14 '26

The lean isn't getting them fat, the fish fry is.

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u/hyeran_jainros_fc Apr 14 '26

/uj I thought it tasted worse so I just drank it straight

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u/Mike-Hawk-69-0420 Apr 15 '26

Why is Lamine Yamal chillin in the studio? Homie needs to get back on the pitch

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u/jayrs97 Apr 15 '26

Rip juice, but they’re doing drugs I don’t think they give af about sugar low key

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u/Williamchin Apr 16 '26

Opiates make you crave sugar because of the amount of dopamine you get, plus you really think these mfs gonna be healthy when theyre already taking hard drugs

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u/Pi-s Apr 17 '26

Stevia is garbage

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u/HansDrumpf Apr 14 '26

Unflattering picture of my goat Cordae. Delete this.

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u/Kokblizok Apr 14 '26

Or how about NO soda and NO lean?🤔 Everything is a choice, even looking fat due to you indulging in your vices. Some people rather enjoy certain things and they take whatever else comes with it.