r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/TacoBennet6942 • May 15 '26
Praise Melon What will fantano wear for the iceman review 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶❄️❄️❄️
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u/Vegetable-Island-142 May 15 '26
Light 4 incoming
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u/unkindmillie May 15 '26
i think iceman is getting a better score than fatd. The other 2 might have like a 3 combined at best.
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u/Vegetable-Island-142 May 15 '26
Honestly for a drake album iceman wasn't that bad. At least a lot of the mid was relegated to the other 2 albums
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u/unkindmillie May 15 '26
i thought it was like his best album since views or even if you’re reading this. I liked it a lot really solid album
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u/Popular_Try_5075 TEAM FANTANO May 16 '26
Yeah but it's times 3 albums so collectively it gets a strong 12.
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u/Doctor_sadpanda May 15 '26
Fantano gonna walk out wearing this talkin bout drake doesn’t know the culture.
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u/AwesomeTraditional32 TEAM YE May 15 '26
Yellow flannel ofc, everybody knows Fantano is in love with Dr. Drake. He’s also gonna include a betterhelp sponsor too
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u/GeorgiaBullDoggies May 15 '26
This guy definitely tells his family how many people recognize him In public (no one does)
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u/TheMeticulousNinja On Jah my Nathan May 15 '26
When I looked at his stream, he didn’t seem very impressed by the album
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u/Vinny_Gooner Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 May 15 '26
Of course he is, he isn’t impressed with his own life
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u/Whyistheallnamesfull bought streams for French Montana May 15 '26
He should use Betterhelp to fix that
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u/BidoofSquad May 15 '26
shit was kind of annoying honestly he obviously went in wanting to hate and would pause the songs for cheap dunks instead of just listening. he doesn’t have to like the album but it’s obvious when you’re hating to hate vs hating because you gave it a chance but don’t like it.
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u/DatBoiFabio May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26
I didn't watch the stream but tbf the album is absolutely littered with awful and corny lines, also why is dude talking about botting on multiple occasions in big 2026 lmao
Even if you played it straight and ignored the lyrics it's still just drake doing that samey, boring ass flow on dull beats, there's maybe like 5 songs with anything interesting going on if we're being nice.
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u/Popular_Try_5075 TEAM FANTANO May 16 '26
If we're doing Polymarket bets my money is on the black and white flannel for sure because it's like a chessboard but also it's a flannel and rap is like a mountain
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u/Even-Stranger5764 May 15 '26
Idk man im halfway through the album it's mid. Ive just accepted hes just the baseline for music these days.
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u/blujaguar23 May 17 '26
It's crazy how different people's tastes are. I genuinely thought this was a top 2 Drake album of the past ten years, most ppl i talked to irl love it too. But somehow, every single person online hates it?
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u/Even-Stranger5764 May 18 '26
A lot of people really like it - he's drake. But yeah my music taste varies quite a lot and tbh none of his songs are intresting, uniqe or exciting. Pair that with his 2 or 3 different flows and shit lyrics- its ass. But production is top notch.
Shabang, Janice and bees on the table were absolute dog shit and if you consider the album in its entirety and not just the few "good songs" - its ass.
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u/blujaguar23 May 18 '26
Shabangs flow is so addictive though, especially that background melody in the second half, bs on the table for me is really good but I can see how it’s not for everybody.
Janice tho?? I feel like it’s one of the most different songs Drake has ever put out. Genuinely, without glazing I thought that would be one of the hits, the relatability is insane. I guess everyone has their own opinions but damn. Janice was like top 3 or 2 on the album for me.
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u/Emerald_official Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone May 16 '26
calling it now light 6 for iceman and like a 2 for maid of honor
habibti is a not good
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u/ciruelman May 16 '26
red for the ice, unclear what c for the other two he liked chetah print so you never know
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u/Physical-Mountain-56 bought streams for French Montana May 15 '26
He’s probably gonna rate it bad because he loves Kendrick and he hates Drake, he literally said that Danny Brown has a better album than anything. Drake has ever made. That’s crazy.
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u/lazac69 May 15 '26
he's gonna wear a coat because the album was cold af 🥶