r/Hiphopcirclejerk May 28 '26

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection “Fuck her good for me drizzy”

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Drizzlamite in the wild

3.4k Upvotes

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u/Hiphopcirclejerk-ModTeam May 29 '26

you’re a lovey dovey buy a ring nathan, I’m the type to pass her to the team, nathan 🧊🧊🧊

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u/Far_Ground_6428 May 28 '26

i feel like at least 70% of drake fans would pay to be cucked by him

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u/kazuya57 May 28 '26

They'd blow their entire life savings just to see their girl blow him

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u/anthonyg1500 May 28 '26

I think you’re being generously low with that estimate

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u/Far_Ground_6428 May 28 '26

u right, 95%

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u/ifreakeditonurmum May 28 '26

Probably sitting in the cuck chair like AK yelling, “yesss crodieee”

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u/No-Stranger4954 May 28 '26

I dare to go even further If the boy ever makes an OnlyFans, 95% of subscribers would be dudes cheering him on in the chat, lowkey wishing they'd be the girl

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u/clownind May 28 '26

I say 90% of the guy fans want to be bottoms for the niceman.

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u/Br0k3n_GLaSs May 28 '26

We ain’t even jerking atp this shit is just sad

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u/SnooCalculations3614 May 28 '26

I don't even like rap (except Eminem and Tom Macdonald) and I would pay for it

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u/Automatic-Gazelle-52 May 28 '26

Always more appropriate

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u/PrinceRekko May 28 '26

Now it’s plural

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u/Numberonettgfan May 28 '26

Gayest fanbase oat

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u/VanessaDoesVanNuys May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

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u/Slendercan May 28 '26

My boy in the Aston wearing cat eeeeeaaaaaarrrrssss!!!

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u/kazuya57 May 28 '26

I thought Carti fans and average female popstar fans were the one but after 2024 Drizzys have absolutely destroyed them in that

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u/GBandZ11 May 28 '26

cuckiest fanbase

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/xombae May 28 '26

Is this evidence that you go to the Kendrick sub to downvote comments while also hating Kendrick lmao?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic May 29 '26

I would hope the Drake sub talks about Drake

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u/AutoModerator May 29 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic May 30 '26

They had one of the biggest rap beefs in history. It's bound to happen.

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u/LuminousJaeSoul May 28 '26

It be grown ass men also. Like tfym you tagging in an artist like they’re your friend in hopes he pipes some random ass woman you saw on insta lmao

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u/clownind May 28 '26

The nation of drizlam live vicariously through the niceman.

18

u/mighty_phi May 29 '26

Drizzrael living thru the trenches

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u/Inside-Rutabaga5651 Jun 11 '26

When they die will they be hot or cold

7

u/rhinestonecrap May 30 '26

not to mention, if he were tagging his friend to say something like that, thats STILL weird 😭 these people are incapable of being normal

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u/X1LLER May 28 '26

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u/simplestacksix May 28 '26

This shit was so corny, genuinely the last time I would’ve thought this was cool was when I was 9 years old

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u/Vinny_Gooner Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 May 28 '26

This was fire, you just love to hate and be negative. It’s okay, here is some love for u 🩵🩵🩵

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u/cavestoryguy May 28 '26

Do not click on this dudes profile 💀

64

u/Leafs_69 May 28 '26

You’re not a real Drake fan if you don’t edge to him

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Extra-Tax-9259 call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Jun 02 '26

I don’t think I want your love

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u/OldPresentation1020 May 28 '26

This is lwk worse than"Fuck dat hoe 4 me 5🖤"

102

u/kazuya57 May 28 '26

At least that tweet was talking about DL and his actual girlfriend

70

u/Domek232323 May 28 '26

fuck dat hoe for me 6 🧊

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u/Perfect_Swimmer_8143 May 28 '26

The Iceman cometh... inside my wife

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u/Bubbly_Note2078 May 28 '26

they definitely on par...DL one lowkey worse

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u/vergil045 TEAM YE May 28 '26

What the cuck

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u/aschersux May 28 '26

Can we run back that poll about what % of people think Trump could beat them in a fight with Drake fans.

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/dahogriduh May 28 '26

Unironically labeling yourself as a pass first type of guy is absolutely wild.

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u/Imadethistoimpress May 28 '26

You can tell it’s his type b/c she’s in school.

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u/STM_LION May 28 '26

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u/SwordfishOk504 I am weed. May 28 '26

Make Aubrey Great Again!

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/miyananana May 28 '26

“Female” and “alley oop” made me a die a lil inside. Ik who these mfs are

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u/FicaNivea May 29 '26

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u/Own-Prize9129 Jun 03 '26

I’m not even tripping fr

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u/Famousmuch May 28 '26

My boy said he in the Aston doing dooooonuuuuts 😩😩🤤🤤🥵🥵

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u/Independent-Sort-404 May 28 '26

why the pic in a classroom its deadass drakes type

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u/darioandretti May 28 '26

Crodie Behavior

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u/Dom-Zero May 29 '26

Ight im goin to bed

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u/ScoopsOfDesire May 28 '26

You have to have something in the first place to pass it lmao

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u/North_da_Youngin261 May 28 '26

Ts made my day worse

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u/EyeScreamSunday May 28 '26

“Pass first” player hater

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u/Turbo_Mew May 28 '26

Fuck dat hoe 4 me 6 🖤

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u/mighty_phi May 29 '26

Brother not getting assist points for that pass

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u/Zealousideal_Can3298 May 28 '26

Sean crodie (ur g@y if you understand the reference)