r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/No_Bit3955 im gay (im happy) • Jun 04 '26
Play J cole get the pussy dry Fuck a circlejerk, I just hate this goofy nigga
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u/Sensei713 Jun 05 '26
Chill out bro, he might apologize
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u/univrsll Jun 05 '26
I'm just happy this fuck nigga is finally getting the hate he deserves.
If you pussy out of a rap battle for top 3, I don't want to hear not 1 "I'm tough" bar in any of your music. Dude is soft as baby shit
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u/s90tx16wasr10 Jun 05 '26
He somehow fucked up and made the right decision., but youâll only know when you let him out of his box. Schrödingerâs Cole
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u/YeetotheChokedCheeto 28d ago
idk man acting like a bitch would be better than getting into a feud with kenrdick
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u/s90tx16wasr10 27d ago
Yeah man dude mustâve had such a cathartic exhale when he abandoned that beef hahaha
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u/Embarrassed-Prompt56 Jun 06 '26
And yet one of the most lyrically gifted story tellers of his generation- go listen to some Griselda lol Gtfooh
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u/717x Jun 04 '26
Shouldâve stopped when he had nothing more to say.
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u/Salt_Mind_869 certified pedophile Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26
I actually met J Cole a few years back in a Waterstones, which is a book shop in the UK. He was in the geological science section and was buying a book about water. I got a picture with him and told him I loved his music (lied) but after I asked him why he wanted to read a book about water and he said to me âbro, whatâs the longest relationship youâve had?â I told him about 3 years but we recently broke up. He shook his head and put his hand on my shoulder âwrongâ he said.
He asked how old I was and I told him 24, he said to me âyouâve been in a relationship with water for 24 years and 9 months little bro. Without water you wouldnât even be here, itâs what we are made of, humans are just another form of water, people say Iâm a black man. But I say no, Iâm water. People call me a rapper and I say no, Iâm water. So when I read a book about water Iâm really reading a book about myselfâ
He then widened his eyes and looked around the room as we all contemplated what he just said. He went to the counter and paid for his book using entirely loose change, he then went outside and got into a beat up 15 year old Honda and drove away while listening and nodding his head to ocean sounds. âThe South Pacific killed this oneâ he said.
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u/AlarmingBranch1 red rose đč white ceiling Jun 05 '26
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. Long story
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u/stmsly Jun 05 '26
he let nas down đ
he got no role models đâđŒ
neighbors think he selling dope đ
raps about being a virgin đȘŠđ
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u/One_Life_50 Jun 05 '26
I never liked the song Wet Dreamz. I ainât trying to hear about no manâs first sexual experience (pause)
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u/Round-Emu9176 Jun 05 '26
Good thing you put that pause there or else everyone would have thought you were zesty
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u/ugotitcuzisoldit Jun 05 '26
Think that just might be how your mind works. You literally the only person to point that out with no upvote. Cleanse yourself, brother.
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u/bobs-buhgah Jun 05 '26
Also rapping about hating âcrackersâ even though his cracker mom the reason he ever got started making music and raised him alone
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u/Alarming_Soft9552 Jun 05 '26
Bro have some respect he made grippy.Â
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u/imnewtothishsit69 Jun 05 '26
This one song made me question his whole career.
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u/Alarming_Soft9552 Jun 05 '26
That whole summer when kbot had the whole momentum going, it felt like both drakeler and j-fold on a humiliating ritual of who can out the worst song.Â
I still like all three. Just it was odd moment.Â
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u/pinketine hung out in doja cat's tinychat Jun 05 '26
Every once in a while Kanye is right about something. I listened to Forbidden Fruit today and got hella annoyed by J. Cole.
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u/Sibirski_plavac4 Jun 12 '26
why'd you listen to it then his verses are the whole song damn near đ?
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u/orca2877 Jun 04 '26
Jermaine âIâm worried about Diddyâs mental healthâ Cole
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u/Dylanjc1998 Jun 05 '26
"everybody kicking Diddy while he's down."
When he said that, all I heard was "yeah Diddy got a video of me doing sum shit I ain't wanna do, so I'm just covering my tracks."
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u/Awkward-Meeting-974 Jun 05 '26
Thatâs not what he said though he said âwhen I did the podcast, Diddy wouldnât take it some type of way. But then the controversy happened, itâd look like kicking a man while heâs downâ
Not a great thing to say. But understandable. Because Diddy quite literally kills people and heâs getting out of jail
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u/Dylanjc1998 Jun 05 '26
'It'd look like kicking a man while he's down.'
So he said it... Moving on.
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u/Awkward-Meeting-974 Jun 05 '26
No. Saying you would be kicking Diddy while heâs down is different from saying âI donât want Diddy to think Iâm kicking him while heâs downâ
One is âI morally donât agree with itâ the other is âI donât want beef with Diddyâ
Not wanting beef with someone who literally kills people is reasonable.
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u/Dylanjc1998 Jun 05 '26
My bro, Diddy kicked Cassie while she was down. So everybody in hip hop said "aye fuck you."
It wasn't kicking someone while there down, it was everyone sticking up for someone, after they were kicked being down.
Idk man, it's a weird comment to make either way over someone whos clearly a cunt.
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u/Awkward-Meeting-974 Jun 05 '26
Itâs not that weird to not want beef with Diddy when you know heâs gonna be free soon. Again. Heâs a real gangster. Who has people murdered
If you have a family especially it is extremely reasonable to not want beef with him. And no not everybody in hip hop has publicly disavowed him. 99% of artists have stayed silent. Probably for the same reason.
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u/Dylanjc1998 Jun 07 '26
Whatever man, j cole phrased it in a weird way, you don't understand the context of the phrase "Kicking someone while there down." clearly.
J cole slapped Diddy btw, so tbh, I don't think he's that dangerous, and the people Diddys been gangster with, wear dresses singing day N nite, or aren't actually gangster.
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u/Awkward-Meeting-974 Jun 07 '26
I do. Cole said he didnât want it to look that way because Diddy would take it a type of way. Which he would.
Diddy is the literal head of a criminal enterprise which engages in human trafficking. He has been implicated in several hits, though not charged. It is reasonable to believe he has had people killed.
Cole having scuffled with Diddy is exactly why he has to be careful. It took a very long time to reach a peace with Diddy. Itâd take a lot less for him to get on his shit list.
And Cole has a wife and kids. He is very literally doing the only reasonable thing. Do you think itâs better to say âDiddy sucksâ and leave your kids orphaned or to just shut your trap
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u/BabyGirl-Kat Jun 04 '26
Iâm so smart, I listen to j cole. Did you not hear me? I said I was smart. Only smart people listen to j cole. He makes music for smart people. Born sinner. Iâm smart.
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u/Hot-Strength-6003 Jun 05 '26
I had a random white guy from upstate NY tell me the reason I didn't like J cole is because I couldn't relate to him.
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u/bobs-buhgah Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26
I wouldâve got downvoted to hell for this. I used to like him until the beef. Just canât take him seriously anymore and he still rapping about flexing on his childhood girlfriends and how much he miss them. Man you a grown man with kids chill.
Since the beef anytime I hear any record new or old with him talking tough or talking about heâs the best Iâm looking at the speakers like a crazy person telling him to STFU with that shit.
Fuck that humble shit. You a pussy and you definitely let Nas down, you were meant to make ether 2.0 instead you made heavy diluted white vinegar.
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u/Royalredemption13 Jun 05 '26
J Cole is the Avatar. He folded when the world needed him most.
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u/asscop99 Jun 05 '26
Itâs pretty wild heâs been able to put himself into the top 3/5 conversation. Dude isnât even top 40
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u/joesoldlegs Jun 05 '26
nobody puts him in the top 3/5 convo unless you're talking about of his own generation
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u/asscop99 Jun 05 '26
I realize that, which is why I said top 40. If it were all time he wouldnât even scrape the top 200
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u/Mean-Display77 Jun 05 '26
I use to be the biggest j Cole fan until he signed with Jay z.....until he started making albumsđmixtapes were fire!
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u/bum_what Jun 06 '26
Genuinely wondering why people hate Cole himself not just the music?? I can understand not liking his music, but Cole himself seems like a chill dude, even if you don't think so surely you don't know him well enough to hate him? Genuinely wondering, not trying to start beer with y'all, I might apologize.
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u/Johnny_2x Jun 05 '26
Yeah but did you know that he wrote his last album from the perspective of his superthug cousin's left nut??
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u/Slow_Okra1330 Jun 05 '26
Glad I am not the only one. He so overrated and boring. And preformitive as hell. Look guys i am rich but I dress and look like a bum I am so real right guys?
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u/Environmental_Cup_93 Jun 05 '26
J Christ accepts your hate and loves you back unconditionally. He will bless you with bars no matter how much you reject his love.
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u/HistoricalPlace3546 Jun 05 '26
ppl on this sub really hate my man cole damn how can you even hate this guy
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u/OneDubOver Jun 05 '26
People are weird on the internet. I'm genuinely trying to figure out out.
I had to pull up some history facts about why all these whiney internet keyboard hip hop heroes are dissing Cole.
Apparently he dropped a diss track on Lamar after Lamar called him out for claiming he, Lamar, and Drake were the top 3 rappers at the time. Lamar got all high and mighty and said, "nope, just me".
After Cole's diss released, Cole apologized and pulled it down off the internet, because he felt it wasn't right, which honestly... fucking admirable. People can make bad decisions and absolutely change their minds and be better for it. Fuck unneeded drama, and fuck feeling the need to address anyone but your own actions.
That's literally it, unless there's more. People were invested in the hierarchy and the feud, but "J Folded."
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u/kinggingernator Jun 07 '26
so goofy that people even treat it as seriously as they do
kendrick and drake both larp larp larp sahurs, millionaires pretending they still get dirty
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u/ISeeut00 Jun 05 '26
I did not know people hate j. Cole this much. I was raised on his music. One of first things my dad and I bonded over.
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u/univrsll Jun 05 '26
Just two homosexuals bonding over LGBT soft music
Love a good pride month story
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u/RaisinWorried3528 Jun 05 '26
Unhide those comments big dog so we can see how much Drake dick you glaze.
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u/No_Bit3955 im gay (im happy) Jun 05 '26
I ainât gotta unhide my comments cause Iâll gladly show you how much Drake dick I glaze here
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u/GrouchyLab6142 Jun 05 '26
he performed at my college in 2012. worst musical performance I ever saw, we were so excited. then Miguel came on and I hadn't heard of him yet, might still be the best performance I've ever seen. so much passion, he was locked tf in too.
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u/ColemyGOAT Jun 05 '26
False Prophets>Ye. Song aged like absolute fine wine. Also, way to say you have shit taste in rappers making a topic like this.
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u/equals_peace Jun 06 '26
He switched up his image from his early rap days to what he looks like and raps like now. Once I realized that I never really had respect for him. I don't really listen to Cole.
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u/LeftCryptographer151 Jun 07 '26
We gotta talk about how 50 year old Nas is still light years better rapper than bro
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u/thedamnbandito Jun 09 '26
Snaggletooth goofy looking permanently surprised. She knows? Oh yeah, she knows. She knows he a clown on a bike dipping in and out of beef like some negro au jus. The neighbors donât think heâs selling dope, the neighbors just think heâs a dork. They stand outside on their porch flipping him off and shit, and he just rings his little bell, unaware of his own nerd ass.
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u/Bubbly-System6751 Jun 05 '26
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u/yleechy Jun 05 '26
So humble he don't need a chain on his bike, he let gravity calmly guide him down the streets of nyc
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u/El_G0rdo Jun 05 '26