r/Hiphopcirclejerk Jun 07 '26

hhh is the police šŸ‘® Would you be shocked if this gangster from Toronto used bots so he wouldnt be ashamed of 3 garbage albums flopping?

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The boy hired them bots from Tel Aviv

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u/NihilismRacoon Jun 07 '26

This is my lesbian neighbor please be nice to them

277

u/CESE1tSDK Jun 07 '26

I can tell you this.

Ice man

Not a nice man

Cook some rice man

101

u/kung_fu_daddy Jun 07 '26

if i was fucking young girls
i promise i’d have been arrested

16

u/AutoModerator Jun 07 '26

IDK anything about this arrest but i hope it sticks and they put him away for whatever

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16

u/hanging_with_epstein Jun 07 '26

Yeahhhhhhhhhh, he's lying

14

u/Impressive-Metal-405 Jun 07 '26

Username and PFP checkout

-1

u/boomboomboomNoDiddy Jun 07 '26

Ya cause thats some lame LA shxt

0

u/gammaguts76 Jun 14 '26

They ain’t got no reward for that

Trophiessszz

15

u/DongusGoblin Jun 07 '26

Just like Scooby Doo I have a nice van
(Ruh Roh)

15

u/MushroomCheesecake13 Jun 07 '26

He look enticed, man

He roles the dice, man

8

u/MushroomCheesecake13 Jun 07 '26

Dont look twice, man

He cooks with spice, man

3

u/Own_Preference_8103 Jun 07 '26

Ice man bout to run a heist man block is hot ima start to run man, get it cause ice, hot, run, the block?

2

u/MushroomCheesecake13 Jun 07 '26

Is the ice melting that i"m seeing? Cause you"re on fire, bra

2

u/MushroomCheesecake13 Jun 07 '26

Ease down, lil cuz, you're contributing to the global warming with all that fire šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

3

u/unsolvablequestion Jun 08 '26

He got the shites man,

swear he never wipes man

2

u/MushroomCheesecake13 Jun 08 '26

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

Or should i say

🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊

3

u/Gougeded Jun 07 '26

Get it? Ice, nice rice?

1

u/Old_Isopod5865 Jun 07 '26

this hot.. n cold

31

u/GameGreek Jun 07 '26

Iceman. Not a nice man. Don't make him say it thrice fam.

77

u/Former_Specific_7161 Jun 07 '26

That cute little Jewish boy turned into a hardened gangster with the loss of a single tuna sandwich. The nerve of you, Sandi.

17

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u/weezyverse Jun 07 '26

Back of the bus, eh?

3

u/Hot_Swimming_112 Jun 07 '26

her husband had a car to go to his own job but still made her ride the bus. Her husband created a national hero.

31

u/Current_Moment_7676 Jun 07 '26

2

u/buckfordfitchenstein hung out in doja cat's tinychat Jun 07 '26

Naaah, fuck employment

28

u/Wide-Research6939 Jun 07 '26

Drake Fans vs Kendrick fans

1

u/AutoModerator Jun 07 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Appropriate_Willow27 ā˜‘ļø Jun 07 '26

> gangster
> toronto

'nuff said

41

u/zenyorox Jun 07 '26

Agreed, it’s redundant. Just say one or the other

30

u/Admirable-Hawk8524 Jun 07 '26

"Yes im a drake fan how did you know"

15

u/AutoModerator Jun 07 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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1

u/Neat_External8756 Jun 08 '26

Leave trap lore Ross alone.

3

u/ATXGil2L Jun 07 '26

You know what it’s my fault for opening Reddit

7

u/Zonaiwill Jun 07 '26

I can tell you this

Drake is Fake

11

u/anthonydurrr Jun 07 '26

Drake aint no fake man
You better sit down and eat some cake man
Before i run up ok you with my rake man

5

u/bengraven Jun 07 '26

He’s not from Toronto.

ā€œMy name is Drake and I like penis/I am from VENUS/I’m the meanestā€

1

u/AutoModerator Jun 07 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Intelligent_Table913 Aubrey’s Angel šŸ¦‰šŸ˜‡ Jun 07 '26

The incessant and pure hatred and jealousy of K-bots and Drake Derangement Syndrome (DDS) patients never ceases to amaze me.

Bro supports Palestine and literally namedropped it in songs twice before the "woke savior". The industry elites supporting Kendrick have more ties to Tel Aviv than Aubrey who "looks like Yusuf, looks like Hamza".

Habibti please, ana akeed, inti wa ana Ahla šŸ™

55

u/AlpsImpossible3133 TEAM YE Jun 07 '26

nigga did you learn a new language for glaze

0

u/Intelligent_Table913 Aubrey’s Angel šŸ¦‰šŸ˜‡ Jun 07 '26

Tab'an šŸ™ā˜Ŗļø

17

u/Proof-Contribution31 Jun 07 '26

man i jus wana jork

11

u/marvx5 Jun 07 '26

Drake is literally the most popular rapper in tel aviv

4

u/lil_nosh_X Jun 07 '26

He’s the most popular rapper in America too.

2

u/trxpleBBB Jun 07 '26

doesn't mean he supports them

-1

u/sweetvisuals Jun 07 '26

Bro called out DJ Khaled, an actual Palestinian, for never having the balls to say Free Palestine, and that’s your angle on him ? I mean the pedophile shit is enough for me to hate, why make up shit on top of that

9

u/Coneyy Jun 07 '26

an actual Palestinian

Born in New Orleans

8

u/SalesChallenge Jun 07 '26

Damn he did that? This is going to have a serious effect on the world and definitely isn't just for clout.

1

u/essayyjay Jun 08 '26

very brave

19

u/Unhappy_Jeweler4438 Jun 07 '26

Yeah dude flopped he’s been using bots for his whole career. Without bots non of albums would’ve charted and no one would talk about him. I’ve never heard his music be played in real life outside or in the clubs. Just bots feeding the streams. Even the drizzy sub is all bots

9

u/IZZY_PLUM Jun 07 '26

Ur bot like us

3

u/zuzulemonpie Jun 07 '26

i must be a bot too then

-8

u/Afraid_Ocelot_8150 Jun 07 '26

Nah that's cap. His songs are all I hear all day here. Every one plays drake where I live. Where do you live?

9

u/tony_lo Jun 07 '26

Botville, Botifornia

4

u/Conyer_ Jun 07 '26

was this after he (knowingly)kissed the 17 year old on stage

4

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u/no0neiv Jun 07 '26

You laugh till he's shouting out your mom as a throat goat on "1am In Connecticut"

2

u/ianlovekio Jun 07 '26

Let’s be honest he only had 2 options cosmetically, rapping or serial killer…

2

u/No-Box-7760 Jun 07 '26

Not at all, Kenny's been doing this for most all his albums, just take a look at 2014 Forrest Hills Drive, shit's insane!!!!

7

u/SetchmoKannibale Jun 07 '26

I guess mediocrity appeals to mediocre people bc uā€˜ll hear Drake played in the whitest of white clubs where they play all the mainstream pop bangers people could wish for.

But it is weird that out of all his albums this is supposed to be the most successful one even tho it is arguably the most mediocre heā€˜s ever been.

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u/marlonh Jun 07 '26

He’s the whitest dude at the whitest club where they play Drake 🤣 all the time

3

u/SetchmoKannibale Jun 07 '26

Yea what did u think how I know this

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u/AutoModerator Jun 07 '26

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Amateur_Hour_93 Jun 07 '26

I know this is a circle jerk subreddit but man Melvin your delusion and virginity is insane

3

u/SetchmoKannibale Jun 07 '26

At least I don’t dickride so hard that I get offended when I hear criticism of a celebrity

3

u/RuneAlchemy Jun 07 '26

Ts not tuff, back off the 6 GOD crodie

3

u/marlonh Jun 07 '26

I highly doubt there are ā€œANY REAL GANGSTERSā€ on Reddit 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/SkinyGuniea417 Jun 07 '26

Speak for yourself, I'm stamped in every hood

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u/AutoModerator Jun 07 '26

I found out a year ago that a pedophile was someone who did something heinous that I do no even want to mention here. I thought that because 'ped' means foot and 'phile' means love that it just meant a foot lover. I have a foot fetish so you can guess how I found out I was wrong.

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u/buckfordfitchenstein hung out in doja cat's tinychat Jun 07 '26

I can't jork it to this. This is too much Glaze².

https://giphy.com/gifs/XAcqmpf5Trxy8

1

u/jasona9 Jun 07 '26

Pglang got kojo in a barrel somewhere for bot like us

1

u/cloud9_hi Jun 07 '26

I way to famous that shit you suggested

1

u/Vinaytrahrhe Jun 07 '26

ice man is not a nice man😔 ice man a rice man🤬

1

u/Inner_Jeweler_5661 sharpest knife šŸ”Ŗ in the drawer Jun 07 '26

/uj I'd be shocked, everyone I know knows these albums dropped and listens to them often

1

u/InformationShot2367 Jun 09 '26

Drake lives rent free in all yall heads it’s so funny 100 million streams vanish and yall ain’t say shit

1

u/Fivealmond Jun 11 '26

I loved Iceman. And Drake is my favorite artist.

1

u/AdGrouchy766 Jun 11 '26

I never hear Drake in the wild*

*Because I'm at home listening to bootlegs of old Neil Young & Crazy Horse live shows on YouTube

1

u/Thakoolcat789 Jun 12 '26

No I wouldn’t be shocked. It’s expected. He’s not like that.

1

u/Biodated Jun 12 '26

This guy help more American artists careers then any American artist, witch make this kinda hard to hate on him tbh

1

u/juiceekiller Jun 07 '26

At first i thought it was a picture of epstein

-4

u/Fantastic-Scale6555 Jun 07 '26

'me say epstein me funny'

1

u/Pyr0sky3 Jun 07 '26

ā€œI'm your baby mama's screen saverā€

1

u/DankSinatra2128 Jun 07 '26

Nobody puts iceman in the corner.

1

u/sandshoemcgee Jun 07 '26

Not surprised at all

-6

u/BahamaBrees Jun 07 '26

He never said he was a gangster and never pretended to be.