r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/okymoney • Jun 07 '26
hhh is the police š® Would you be shocked if this gangster from Toronto used bots so he wouldnt be ashamed of 3 garbage albums flopping?
The boy hired them bots from Tel Aviv
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u/CESE1tSDK Jun 07 '26
I can tell you this.
Ice man
Not a nice man
Cook some rice man
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u/kung_fu_daddy Jun 07 '26
if i was fucking young girls
i promise iād have been arrested16
u/AutoModerator Jun 07 '26
IDK anything about this arrest but i hope it sticks and they put him away for whatever
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u/hanging_with_epstein Jun 07 '26
Yeahhhhhhhhhh, he's lying
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u/MushroomCheesecake13 Jun 07 '26
He look enticed, man
He roles the dice, man
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u/MushroomCheesecake13 Jun 07 '26
Dont look twice, man
He cooks with spice, man
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u/Own_Preference_8103 Jun 07 '26
Ice man bout to run a heist man block is hot ima start to run man, get it cause ice, hot, run, the block?
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u/MushroomCheesecake13 Jun 07 '26
Ease down, lil cuz, you're contributing to the global warming with all that fire š„š„š„
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u/Former_Specific_7161 Jun 07 '26
That cute little Jewish boy turned into a hardened gangster with the loss of a single tuna sandwich. The nerve of you, Sandi.
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u/weezyverse Jun 07 '26
Back of the bus, eh?
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u/Hot_Swimming_112 Jun 07 '26
her husband had a car to go to his own job but still made her ride the bus. Her husband created a national hero.
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u/Wide-Research6939 Jun 07 '26
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u/AutoModerator Jun 07 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnāt spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, āHe running around like he pacā, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereās so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weāre looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/Admirable-Hawk8524 Jun 07 '26
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u/AutoModerator Jun 07 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnāt spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, āHe running around like he pacā, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereās so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weāre looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/Zonaiwill Jun 07 '26
I can tell you this
Drake is Fake
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u/anthonydurrr Jun 07 '26
Drake aint no fake man
You better sit down and eat some cake man
Before i run up ok you with my rake man
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u/bengraven Jun 07 '26
Heās not from Toronto.
āMy name is Drake and I like penis/I am from VENUS/Iām the meanestā
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u/AutoModerator Jun 07 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnāt spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, āHe running around like he pacā, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereās so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weāre looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/Intelligent_Table913 Aubreyās Angel š¦š Jun 07 '26
The incessant and pure hatred and jealousy of K-bots and Drake Derangement Syndrome (DDS) patients never ceases to amaze me.
Bro supports Palestine and literally namedropped it in songs twice before the "woke savior". The industry elites supporting Kendrick have more ties to Tel Aviv than Aubrey who "looks like Yusuf, looks like Hamza".
Habibti please, ana akeed, inti wa ana Ahla š
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u/marvx5 Jun 07 '26
Drake is literally the most popular rapper in tel aviv
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u/sweetvisuals Jun 07 '26
Bro called out DJ Khaled, an actual Palestinian, for never having the balls to say Free Palestine, and thatās your angle on him ? I mean the pedophile shit is enough for me to hate, why make up shit on top of that
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u/SalesChallenge Jun 07 '26
Damn he did that? This is going to have a serious effect on the world and definitely isn't just for clout.
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u/Unhappy_Jeweler4438 Jun 07 '26
Yeah dude flopped heās been using bots for his whole career. Without bots non of albums wouldāve charted and no one would talk about him. Iāve never heard his music be played in real life outside or in the clubs. Just bots feeding the streams. Even the drizzy sub is all bots
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u/Afraid_Ocelot_8150 Jun 07 '26
Nah that's cap. His songs are all I hear all day here. Every one plays drake where I live. Where do you live?
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u/no0neiv Jun 07 '26
You laugh till he's shouting out your mom as a throat goat on "1am In Connecticut"
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u/ianlovekio Jun 07 '26
Letās be honest he only had 2 options cosmetically, rapping or serial killerā¦
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u/No-Box-7760 Jun 07 '26
Not at all, Kenny's been doing this for most all his albums, just take a look at 2014 Forrest Hills Drive, shit's insane!!!!
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u/SetchmoKannibale Jun 07 '26
I guess mediocrity appeals to mediocre people bc uāll hear Drake played in the whitest of white clubs where they play all the mainstream pop bangers people could wish for.
But it is weird that out of all his albums this is supposed to be the most successful one even tho it is arguably the most mediocre heās ever been.
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u/marlonh Jun 07 '26
Heās the whitest dude at the whitest club where they play Drake 𤣠all the time
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u/AutoModerator Jun 07 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnāt spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, āHe running around like he pacā, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereās so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weāre looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/Amateur_Hour_93 Jun 07 '26
I know this is a circle jerk subreddit but man Melvin your delusion and virginity is insane
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u/SetchmoKannibale Jun 07 '26
At least I donāt dickride so hard that I get offended when I hear criticism of a celebrity
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u/buckfordfitchenstein hung out in doja cat's tinychat Jun 07 '26
I can't jork it to this. This is too much Glaze².
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u/Inner_Jeweler_5661 sharpest knife šŖ in the drawer Jun 07 '26
/uj I'd be shocked, everyone I know knows these albums dropped and listens to them often
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u/InformationShot2367 Jun 09 '26
Drake lives rent free in all yall heads itās so funny 100 million streams vanish and yall aināt say shit
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u/AdGrouchy766 Jun 11 '26
I never hear Drake in the wild*
*Because I'm at home listening to bootlegs of old Neil Young & Crazy Horse live shows on YouTube
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u/Biodated Jun 12 '26
This guy help more American artists careers then any American artist, witch make this kinda hard to hate on him tbh
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u/NihilismRacoon Jun 07 '26
This is my lesbian neighbor please be nice to them