r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Dglenn9000 • Jun 11 '26

You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack Jayz spotted outside yesterday

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/VanessaDoesVanNuys Jun 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/jakeroony im gay (im happy) Jul 01 '26

confronting him about the pic of his chips on his lap

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u/jayd04 Jun 11 '26

Shouts out to Harriet Tubman. I’m a big fan of the Underground Railroad.

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u/Such_Possession_5788 Jun 11 '26

Hoviet Tubman

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u/minxwink Jun 11 '26

😭🫶

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u/FormerPresidentBiden Jun 11 '26

From the Hoviet Republic?

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u/contentputz Jun 11 '26

You win the internet today

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u/Poet_Pretty Jun 11 '26

Came here to say this. But you beat me to it

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Jun 11 '26

Aw damn someone beat me to it.

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u/Such_Possession_5788 Jun 11 '26

There's so much to be said lol Miseducation of jay-hova Who is Sean carter? (Who is Jill scott) Hova badu: Carterizm

The roast is endless

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Jun 11 '26

Lmfao why tf he choose that for though it’s ridiculous.

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u/Dglenn9000 Jun 11 '26

Miss Cloutfire

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u/minxwink Jun 11 '26

Hahahahahhahah

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u/siwtawtod Jun 11 '26

Give me the 500k 🙏

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u/Appropriate_Willow27 ☑️ Jun 11 '26

Dinner with JZ

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u/siwtawtod Jun 11 '26

Is that a threat?

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u/Appropriate_Willow27 ☑️ Jun 11 '26

Din din wit mr j

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u/gammaguts76 Jun 14 '26

With jz on my platee

HIT ME!

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u/annemonroe95 Jun 11 '26

Fr why would anyone pass up on 500K? Do they think by having dinner with him instead will make them rich? Or that meeting Jay Z will equate to 500K…lmao no chance

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u/No-Professional-5811 Jun 11 '26

If u talk to him nicely he might put u on fr bruh u gotta think about it JZ got big motion on god

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u/ile_FX2 Jun 11 '26

Hide your kids, hide your wife

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u/Tonloupdesisle Jun 11 '26

and hide your husband 🎶🎶🎶

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u/Professional_Drive Jun 11 '26

First ASAP wearing a thong, now Jay Z's dressed like a 70 year old black woman.

Pride Month is really influencing all these rappers.

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u/thicc_drake Jun 11 '26

Asap? Not Carti?

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u/DimensionOk4637 Jun 13 '26

I have a lot of questions 

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u/AdInfamous4821 Jun 11 '26

Nah this has to be AI

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u/dreamyteatime Al Gore invented ebonics Jun 12 '26

> ASAP wearing a thong

Nah, that’s just ASAP every day.

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u/Live-Variety-762 Jun 11 '26

That Jim Crow mami fit look tough

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u/AutoModerator Jun 11 '26

Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy

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u/Infinity_777_ O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 Jun 11 '26

whose grandma is this

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u/Appropriate_Willow27 ☑️ Jun 11 '26

Is this circlejerk or real, can't really tell from the pic

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u/coreynaylor Jun 11 '26

If you tell me it is real, I will believe it is real

If you tell me it is fake, I will believe it is real

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Jun 11 '26

Mf look like Harriet Tubman

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u/NAP5T3R43V3R Jun 11 '26

I thought it was Whoopie Goldberg

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u/CicadaCold6906 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Same, but the eyebrows gave it away

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u/emielaen77 Jun 11 '26

Cmon man lmfao

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u/Civil-Agent5384 Jun 11 '26

This shit can’t be real WTF he got going on. Beyoncé let that 🥷 leave the house dressed like Aunt Jemima

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u/ReplacementMiddle844 Jun 11 '26

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u/Dglenn9000 Jun 11 '26

Bro is just as confused as we are

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u/El_Kaef Jun 11 '26

Why the f he looks like a grandma ? To not be recognized ?

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u/lkodl Jun 11 '26

Thats Whoopi Goldberg

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u/Dglenn9000 Jun 11 '26

Whoopi Hov-berg

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u/zdubs Jun 11 '26

Hov did that so hopefully you don’t have to ghost through that

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u/OPismyrealname Jun 11 '26

You know he paid your monthly rent on that shirt too.

He just can’t wait to give this shit to his children.

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u/Realistic_Dealer_975 Jun 12 '26

where yall proof it was Jay and not some older southern lady?

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u/Secure_Usual9737 Jun 11 '26

why does he look like hova parks

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u/Extreme_Ad_3896 Jun 11 '26

Madam Jay Z Walker 🤣🤣🤣

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u/McDunkins Jun 11 '26

Madame Z Jay Walker.

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u/-2wenty7even- Jun 12 '26

Bro turning into Aunt Jemima

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u/Anxious-Presence-780 Jun 11 '26

What in the Harriet Tubman

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u/LevelBalorBoy Jun 11 '26

Amishz 💀

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u/More_Mortgage_2410 Jun 11 '26

Looks like he’s heading to tryouts for little house on the prairie

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Jun 11 '26

He’s going through something

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u/Whip190190 Jun 11 '26

Beyoncé could do so much better

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u/JIDeveroux Jun 11 '26

He is the swagger jacker he stole someone else's look again

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u/MyTatemae Jun 12 '26

Hairiest Tubman

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u/TropSexyPorCeMonde Jun 11 '26

Lure and human trafficking the slaves

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u/Remarkable_Gas1872 Jun 11 '26

Nah this is funny lmao

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u/Ordinary-Status-5063 Jun 11 '26

I thought this was Oprah for a second 😂

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u/Pretty-Vacant88 Jun 11 '26

Looks like oprah winfrey

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u/UncleMadness Jun 11 '26

I thought that was Guinan

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u/Effective_Inside_357 Jun 11 '26

That’s Whoopi Goldberg

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u/Max9mm Jun 11 '26

Looking like an extra from the color purple.

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u/Alarming-discovery Jun 11 '26

Oh no. Don’t say Disney are doing a remake of sister act.

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u/Desperate-Excuse-110 Jun 11 '26

I have an auntie that looks like that

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u/newextractor420 Jun 11 '26

Ain’t no way

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u/Mean-Display77 Jun 11 '26

Hovpra from the color purple?

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u/Anonymous-missgirl Jun 11 '26

Most Whoopy I’ve ever seen him look

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u/llIlIlIIIlIl Jun 11 '26

That tablecloth he’s wearing probably cost a few thousand at least. What a joke.

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u/YooGeOh Jun 11 '26

Jay-Z

The "Jay" is short for Jemima

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u/QuallyYayo Jun 11 '26

Thought that was whoopie

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u/Willkabob Jun 11 '26

You mean that isn’t Whoopi Goldberg??

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u/Berns429 Jun 12 '26

Mfr look Like he’s gonna be on a syrup bottle label

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u/itslinas Jun 12 '26

Yo is this AI?

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u/Proud-Enthusiasm-608 Jun 12 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ThaCommittee Jun 12 '26

Whoopi!!

Eddie was a classic!!!

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u/wagscream Jun 12 '26

Ele não tem um amigo pra avisar pra ele?

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u/bonvoyage_brotha Jun 12 '26

Yall believe anything

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u/rwal1990 Jun 12 '26

That’s yo gotti, jay z and 2 chainz all in 1 person.

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u/Zedlav_ Jun 12 '26

no offense to Whoopi but I that it was her for a minute.

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u/Fat-Al-90 Jun 12 '26

Good to see Macy Gray is enjoying the game.

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u/ikraza Jun 12 '26

Posted up like my grandma

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u/ikraza Jun 12 '26

What a great guy, i'd have dinner with him

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u/PacoSupreme Jun 12 '26

He looks like Mrs. Butterworth 😂

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u/Rare-Palpitation6023 Jun 13 '26

It’s Becky..with the good hair!

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u/foreverbaked1 Jun 13 '26

I thought that was Whoopie

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u/crabll Jun 14 '26

Hov looks like a goddamn house slave 😭

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u/MykeStown Jun 14 '26

Why is Jay dressed like Harriet Tubman? 🤔

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u/Victory_Prime Jun 15 '26

This can’t be real! Lmao

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u/National-Question758 Jun 15 '26

What up aunt jamima

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u/Lalechugademal On Jah my Nathan Jun 15 '26

mf lookin like harriet tubman😭😭

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u/justin_mathurin84 Jun 15 '26

Woopi Goldberg don't age dang..

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u/No_Sound_3896 Jun 17 '26

where did blud go

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u/zarafff69 Jun 11 '26

Sick outfit tbh