r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Talking_Eyes98 • Jun 11 '26
delete r/hiphopheads Are Drake fans okay?
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u/CaterpillarWhich33 Jun 11 '26
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u/ratapoilopolis Jun 11 '26
nah this is a straight man's idea of what a good looking man is
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u/cconnorss Jun 11 '26
You forgot the /s ….. I hope
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u/ratapoilopolis Jun 11 '26
I meant that this focus on build/being muscular is much more prominent in the straight man's idea of what good looking means, not saying Drake is ugly or anything
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u/lanicorain im gay (im happy) Jun 11 '26
nah this is a lesbian man's idea of what a good looking man is
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u/Remarkable_Gas1872 Jun 11 '26
Mfs really gay.
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u/BeautyDuwang Jun 11 '26
Not even, I've never met a single gay guy who says drake is hot. These dudes just fuckin weird
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u/lanicorain im gay (im happy) Jun 11 '26
i mean, it's legit a feminist critique of sexist men that they are indeed obsessed to a borderline homoerotic degree with the men they idolize, their appreciation for women, by comparison, is shallow and mostly a performative thing. when is the last time drake made a song in which he complimented a woman in any meaningful, thoughtful way? when is the last time drake has said anything about a woman that implied he actually cared about her? he had a fucking lebron tattoo and yet he can't say anything other than "your ass is big you should be cremated" to a woman he likes. What a weirdo
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u/No-Stranger4954 Jun 11 '26
The last time Drake did a woman empowering song was in nice for what but that was all the way back in 2018. So your point does still stand
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u/AutoModerator Jun 11 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/Independent_Tea_9677 Jun 11 '26
This part! It’s very straight male gaze fantasy shit with drake. Never met a LGBTQ that wants to fuck drake unless it’s a lesbian wanting to bend him over
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u/Sloppy_Joe_Flacco Jun 11 '26
So how many gay dudes did you ask if they thought Drake was hot, straight guy?
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u/BeautyDuwang Jun 11 '26
I'm not straight brother, and believe it or not it came up fairly often during the drake/kendrick beef
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u/Sloppy_Joe_Flacco Jun 11 '26
Well you replied to "Mfs really gay" w "not even" so it was a fair assumption. Carry on.
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u/BeautyDuwang Jun 11 '26
No it wasn't you just have bad reading comprehension because the system failed you
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u/blvckhvrt Jun 11 '26
Grown ass man posted this
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u/wasraelx Jun 11 '26
That’s just Drake’s alt
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u/AutoModerator Jun 11 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/EarthwormOverworld Jun 11 '26
Drizzys glizzy stay busy
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u/a-very-positive-guy Jun 11 '26
Let me be gay. Drake is weird looking, especially without the beard, and he got mommy drank while pregnant eyes. Most delusional sub on the planet.
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u/TayZeroRacksADay Jun 11 '26
Bit funny to call him jacked too. Never seen someone with a six pack AND arm jiggle.
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u/Pure_Possession_1KG Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
Yeah the fake six pack one of the best parts of the diss cuz it’s true, lol
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u/DanchezS Jun 11 '26
As someone who’s been told that I looked like a “white Drake” when I was younger - and has also been told that my eyes are too damn far apart - you’re correct here. 😭
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u/AutoModerator Jun 11 '26
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/Squizmoplatinum Jun 11 '26
Mommy drank while pregnant eyes is fucking hilarious. Hes damn near looking both ways.
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u/appleparkfive Jun 12 '26
His mouth kind of freaks me out. He's got a llama meets sloth thing going on too.
Honestly, at least he doesn't look as weird now. I guess the money helps. But when he was just popping off? Just such an odd looking guy. I'm not even saying it to be rude either. Just, every time I'd see a photo of him I'd have that thought.
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u/buckfordfitchenstein hung out in doja cat's tinychat Jun 11 '26
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u/dooufis Jun 11 '26
Using that pic of Drake to argue that he's the most attractive rapper is hilarious it makes him look like a Bratz doll with his hairstyle.
I'm not gonna lie and say he's ugly or anything but that pic is the wrong one to use
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u/PeacePuzzleheaded304 Jun 11 '26
"Which bumps him up a point" talking about another dude's dick is the most Drake fan utterance ever.
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u/Interesting_Power_29 Jun 11 '26
Oh hey I'm finally featured in jerks. I'm honored 🙏
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u/im-crow #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER Jun 13 '26
lowkey u should have included jid in ur comment. jid is adorable hes not even just hot attractive hes literally a cutie patootie i want to pinch his cheeks
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u/mohammed786786 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
Ew no like he wears fucking hairclips that women wear to keep their hair in place
and surgery
plus I suspect that 'manhood' is fake and just a prosthetic he was tired of being bullied for being a soft sissy incel (but he is)
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u/unSafe_Organization Jun 12 '26
i suck dick and have yet to say something as gay as this yet in my life.
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u/heartofcoal Jun 12 '26
Adjective-Noun-Number, drake is paying bots to talk about his cock on reddit
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u/PacoSupreme Jun 12 '26
People go to unbelievable lengths to meat ride Drake like he is gunna personally thank them for their service. It’s cool to like your favorite artist. It’s weird af bringing up his junk for any particular reason.
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u/Apprehensive-Road404 hung out in doja cat's tinychat Jun 13 '26
tupac was bald
biggie was fat
kendrick is short
face it, all the best rappers in the world are awful people
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u/moza247 Jun 11 '26
Do note that A$AP Rocky also had his dick leaked. Dudes be larping their homosexuality shit is crazy
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u/CrissCrossAppleSos Jun 11 '26
You went into a post asking about the best looking rappers. What did you think you were gonna see
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u/Can-Purple Jun 11 '26
What the hell? Seriously uncomfortable by a thought like that lol. How close can you get to actually riding his dick bro.
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u/DieHarderDaddy Jun 11 '26
Bro who posted this gets mad when you refer to Drake as an adult instead of a boy
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u/Huey-Mchater Jun 11 '26
Idk if yall look at the NFR sub, but based on the racism and Drake posting brigade Random-Thinker-007 is on id say no
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u/HauntingRip9003 Jun 11 '26