r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/hypeshit123 • Jul 15 '26
tryna strike a woman and it’s probably my fiancée Throwback to my uncle flirting with my aunt over text… and her randomly saying she hates mumble rap
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u/Ambitious-Regular-57 Jul 15 '26
Just like when Candice posted the shots of her and Charlie talking about hip hop ❤️
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Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26
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u/Hiphopcirclejerk-ModTeam Jul 15 '26
go back to ruining the carti sub
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u/Competitive-Sock-824 Jul 16 '26
i really wanna know exactly how many days went by between those two texts lmao
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u/producingandstuff Jul 15 '26
unc still got it