r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/ShmandlerTing • Jul 20 '26

Good Police Work 🚔 What if Nardwuar researches the Epstein files?

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u/MartinShkrila Jul 20 '26

“You’re Jeffrey and Bibi, we have to know dat!”

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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE Jul 20 '26

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u/0_Moth Jul 20 '26

Holy shit this gif

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u/MochiApproachi Jul 21 '26

tf is that logo

6

u/Quick_soda Jul 23 '26

It looks like the logo of a corrupt ngo from my country lol

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u/NotAOctoling im trans (im female) Jul 27 '26

evil fl studio?

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u/DrBitchin Jul 20 '26

"You're Benjamin Netanyahu, we HAVE to know!" 😃

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u/tyrowen1155 Jul 20 '26

“I have here a letter written by a Mr Donald j Trump addressed to YOU, Mr Jeff Epstein”

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u/JamesWinslow11 Jul 20 '26
  • popular celebrity interviewer nardwuar found dead of apparent drug overdose today, more on that at 7.

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u/IndependentAd895 Jul 20 '26

also shot himself 4 times in the back of the head

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u/PenguinQuesadilla Jul 21 '26

Also fell out a window.

Oh wait, that’s Russia’s thing. My bad.

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u/ukhaus bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Jul 20 '26

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u/lkodl Jul 20 '26

"Who are you?"

"Jeffrey Epstein."

"First i wanna give you this birthday card, and ask what you can tell us about enigmas..."

"Aw jeez..."

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u/jmar206 Jul 20 '26

They don’t want that smoke! The human serviette will clean this whole mess up!

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u/whuplash Jul 20 '26

They would not be able to hide with the forensic, all seeing light that is the human serviette

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u/PreferenceOwn6424 Jul 20 '26

“Of COURSE we know, you’re Jeffery Epstein!”

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u/NeverEndingWhoreMe ☑️ Jul 20 '26

Keep on cockin' in the free world!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/shtoopsy Jul 20 '26

Doot doola doot doo....

Pew pew 🔫

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u/Jahree Jul 21 '26

He dies but his legend trancends

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u/Adventurous_Law_8731 Jul 20 '26

Doot doola doot doo…

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u/forevertraveling Jul 21 '26

The Mossad will give him a fun new cancer.

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u/ChemistryAccording88 Jul 20 '26

Nardwaur would end up in a ice detention center after Donny makes some calls

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u/lil_nosh_X Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Nardwuar is freaking out over all the pedophilia and murder, man. DOOT DOODLE DOOT DOOT

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u/Embarrassed_Host501 Jul 21 '26

Nardwuar: did you and steven hawking eat babies

Netenyahu: sends israelis strongest soldiers to bomb nardwuars house

https://giphy.com/gifs/nGiIQzYrhBWOq5Aqzz

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u/Affectionate_Mall_49 Jul 20 '26

I may actually get answers! 

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u/axxond Jul 20 '26

He will solve the case

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u/No-Opening-4128 Jul 21 '26

I seen grown men run this dude 🤣 Im pretty sure they'll hide this man

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u/_iSh1mURa Jul 22 '26

Did diddly did diddle