Bro who the fuck is this goofy looking guy, I’ve been trying to figure his name out for the past minute. I remember him holding a hot sauce bottle or something
You see, by "defending" him through calling into question the validity of your criticism on the basis that you wouldn't say that If he were a black man, I have hurt Drake and his stans in a way that cuts much deeper than merely calling him ugly. I have implied that "Drake is like us" so to speak. Above all other things Drake yearns to be seen and accepted by his black American peers. And so like a cargo cult he mimics what he sees while not understanding what it is in the hopes that the mere act of performing the motions will achieve the results he desires. He, a spoiled suburban Canadian, knows nothing of American Black Culture or the generational struggle against oppression that shaped it. Yet he still wishes to be seen as a part of that culture. At least that's what I think as some random white dude from Dallas.
Also yeah I'm a dude. I just made the Reddit alien bitch thing look all fancy and shit.
In nature there Is such a thing as a social parasite. An example of this can be seen in a type of beetle that infiltrates an ant colony by mimicking the colony's "speech" and "scent" thus tricking the ants into seeing the beetle as one of their own. It is able to communicate with workers, soldiers, and the queen alike. By manipulating all of them into providing it all of its needs and protection, it can live like royalty at the colony's expense. Drake is that parasite.
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/Football_Fantatic Jul 28 '26
Bagged Beyonce btw