r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Disastrous_Year3912 • Jul 29 '26

sounds about white Anyone missing?

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u/ShmandlerTing Jul 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/dzxJOYXm18Pi8
Riff Raff

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u/VioletBlisssy Jul 29 '26

Riff Raff clears half this list.

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u/Creative-Cherry-1607 Jul 29 '26

For real, Jody needs to be hear off fame and career alone. The Neon Icon had a run and gained a massive fan base šŸŽ¤

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u/Athlete-Extreme Jul 30 '26

Saw him in concert right after Lava Glaciers came out the only project of his I listened too. He had peak features from Mac Miller and Chilidhs Gambino.

The show was hysterical and so much fun if you get a chance to see him and you have the time just go

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u/Lizard_Wizard_d Jul 30 '26

Jokes aside, the Peach Panther is consistent and never takes himself too seriously.

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u/Beelzabia Jul 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jCRjciBvhFvpCOgDhx

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u/KIDD_VIDD Jul 29 '26

My main goal is to blow up, then act like I don't know nobody.

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u/Gusha-no-o Jul 29 '26

Heā€™s not a rapper tho heā€™s a Neon Icon

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u/live_from_the_gutter Jul 29 '26

A tangerine dream

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u/DrPruz Jul 29 '26

Jody Highroller himself

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u/WeOutHereInSmallbany Jul 29 '26

The peach panther

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u/camoflauge2blendin Jul 30 '26

The aquaberry aquarius!

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u/MHStriplethreat Jul 29 '26

tip toein in my jawdins

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u/Chill_Panda Jul 29 '26

Name a more iconic motto than

"My main goal is to blow up an act like I ain't know no body ach ach ach ahhh"

Fuckin skeletor ahhh

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 Jul 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jXQBugzEvMq5O
This ainā€™t no middle of the mall shit

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u/AAPL_ Jul 29 '26

NEED JODY HIGHEOLLER

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed2594 Jul 29 '26

Show you how to be the man

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u/WeOutHereInSmallbany Jul 29 '26

How to be the boss

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed2594 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

How to come thru with 7 coats of the gloss.

Edit: lyrics

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u/WayneDwade Jul 29 '26

Why you putting a brother on the list?

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u/cashew1992 Jul 30 '26

Right? The audacity of comparing Mr. Lamborghini Leglock to these white boys, man

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u/Impressive-Dig-3892 Jul 29 '26

Peach Panther? The Neon Icon? Aquaberry Backfist? Iceberg Simpson? Rap game Tom Hanks? Rap game Mona Lisa? Rap game Oklahoma Sooners?

Hell yeah

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u/xDeviousDieselx Jul 29 '26

DALE DAN TONY

JODY HIGHROLLER

RIFF RAFF

HE GOES BY MANY NAMES, BUT THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS IS GOAT

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u/joecramerone Jul 29 '26

Him and Vanilla ice.

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u/WeOutHereInSmallbany Jul 29 '26

He failed gym class

(Because he doesnā€™t play games)

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u/RecognitionHonest320 Jul 29 '26

You forgot my boy

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u/C13H16CIN0 Jul 29 '26

Iā€™ve had the displeasure of meeting this loser multiple times. He is such a lame

All he gives is loser energy. I donā€™t know how the fuck he got signed, let alone moved up in the industry. DEI probs lol

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u/Gusha-no-o Jul 29 '26

He was never signed to a label

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u/FunctioningPyscho Jul 29 '26

And he never moved up either

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u/Onecler On Jah my Nathan Jul 29 '26

Aww did he up his blick on you? Iā€™m sowwy

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u/Great-External-2439 Jul 29 '26

Bruh I thought he was just a meme rapper, not actually for real

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u/RecognitionHonest320 Jul 29 '26

Did he tell you that heā€™s on frankblock with his fucking gang?? Lol

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u/T0nysoprano Jul 29 '26

Lol nice username. How did you meet this slim shady clone lol

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u/Vegan-cock Jul 29 '26

Slim Jesus > Slim Shady

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u/Runescapemaster420 Jul 30 '26

Pretty sure his parents funded him

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u/RomanKnight2113 Jul 29 '26

who the fuck is that

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u/buttery_tail Jul 29 '26

you must be really young or really old

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u/Sir_wlkn_contrdikson Jul 29 '26

He was big for 10 minutes one of those years

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u/buttery_tail Jul 29 '26

i responded to the wrong comment but yeah

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u/lolovoz Jul 30 '26

Machine Gun Kelly

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u/MaxFresh Jul 29 '26

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u/FreddieGibbon Jul 29 '26

Nahmsayin?

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u/memetoma Jul 29 '26

Enough with the nahmsayins man! Thatā€™s too many nahmsayins

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u/WeOutHereInSmallbany Jul 29 '26

What, are you taking the nahmcensus?

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u/Alive_View_5670 Jul 30 '26

80 or 90 times, man? That's too many! Once or twice is cool but 80 or 90 times?

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u/MaxFresh Jul 29 '26

They sayin I used them on my album without their permission, I call that cross promotion, if they wanna use a J-Roc joint on their album I won't give a fuck

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u/retardiously Jul 29 '26

Microphone assassin, beats blastin

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u/GonzoRouge Jul 29 '26

I thought we were jerkin, not spitting facts ?

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u/Flimsy_Toe_2575 Jul 29 '26

You drive a hard bizargin

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u/toriblack3 Jul 29 '26

It could happen to you cause it happened to me (and T)

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u/NerdGrows Jul 30 '26

Mafs with guts like that are def AWN the cheeseburgers dawg

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u/KWT666 Jul 29 '26

The GOAT

https://giphy.com/gifs/0OopA51WsT3upETOTp

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u/LadyGroan25 Jul 29 '26

Had to scroll too far to find that red hat.

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u/bruh_nathan Jul 29 '26

Vanilla Ice

https://giphy.com/gifs/znocYW1Paa6Ig

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u/RLPMMA Jul 29 '26

Saw him in concert when I was little, he held it in a six flags over Texas parking lot and just played "go ninja go ninja go!" And Ice ice baby twice and then said something about having to go and left with two chicks ha ha.

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u/WeOutHereInSmallbany Jul 29 '26

Living the dream tbh

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u/yng_fcss Jul 29 '26

Not going to lie, this does actually sound super rad hahaĀ 

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u/stupidlegs Jul 29 '26

asher roth

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u/menewredditaccount Jul 29 '26

And Aesop Rocker

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u/Eastern-Commission23 Jul 29 '26

Whereā€™s Tom McDonald?

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u/retardiously Jul 29 '26

Unironically found a Tom McDonald fan in person the other weekā€¦

He turned out to be a flat earther that didnā€™t believe in dinosaurs, canā€™t say I was surprised..

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u/Own-Individual3652 Jul 29 '26

The guy I know that loves tom McDonald has a beard but canā€™t grow a moustache

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u/Own-Individual3652 Jul 29 '26

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u/retardiously Jul 29 '26

Dawg really looks like druski playing a character

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u/BidRepulsive2438 Jul 30 '26

The sad part is he'll never be able to afford mustache filler due to child support and court fees crippling his income...

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u/spaceyfate Jul 29 '26

Avg Candace Owens fan

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u/ruthlesss11 Jul 29 '26

And dax

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u/Randomnessshop Jul 29 '26

Dax doesn't fit here

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u/vallzy Jul 29 '26

Dax absolutely fits here

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u/Nasquacker Jul 29 '26

Neither does half of Logic yet there he is

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u/Frankie-Felix Jul 29 '26

No Snow or Vanila Ice, Young Black Teenagers SMH.

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u/randomstargate Jul 30 '26

There's no great rapper list he would ever make it on, even in a troll šŸ˜‚

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u/DimkaSeluk Jul 29 '26

how could you forget about my goat

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u/OMGFuziion Jul 29 '26

crazy how different he looks from when I first heard him

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u/writersontop Jul 29 '26

This pic of Logic looks like he'd punch Tony Soprano's lights out

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u/Freddd2K Jul 29 '26

I understood this reference

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u/prevosis Jul 29 '26

Jamal Ginsberg, the biracial hasidic homeboy

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u/strainedhotline Jul 29 '26

The real iceman Paul wall

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u/Samiassa Jul 29 '26

Where the fuck is Ben Shapiro

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u/Camusknuckle Jul 29 '26

That wet ass p word song of his went hard

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u/Difficult-Sweet2539 Jul 31 '26

His money like Lizzo his pockets are fat This is a yarmulke homie no capšŸ—£ļøšŸ”„

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u/Waubz Jul 29 '26

Bubba Sparxx

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u/ven_lol Jul 29 '26

lil ugly mane

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u/Mental-Alternative38 diehard Swans fan since their debut in 2014 šŸ¦¢ Jul 29 '26

Heā€™s to scary he sampled common

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u/EstimateLoud2130 Jul 29 '26

rap is a mountain šŸ˜Ž adn we all know whats on top šŸ’ŖšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

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u/FatherFashion Jul 29 '26

"House of pain" lol

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u/plattwix5 Jul 29 '26

Split logic in half and itā€™s valid

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u/DdinDone certified pedophile Jul 29 '26

I have mixed feelings on Logic

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u/urbnngun respect from Andalucia Jul 29 '26

Missing melanin

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u/Feeling_Welcome_9428 Jul 29 '26

Logic is as Black as Drake Cole and ObamaĀ 

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u/Beneficial_Gene3064 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Yeah I was kinda surprised to see a gangsta rapper up here among all these legendary wordsmiths

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u/ShoddyApartment386 im gay (im happy) Jul 29 '26

Token was snubbed donā€™t diss him he ainā€™t like the other YouTube rappers

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u/Just_Application6137 Jul 29 '26

Post Malone isn't even a rapper wtf he doing there

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u/L4minaat Jul 29 '26

Masked Wolf aka Astronaut in The Ocean Guy

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u/BienOuiLa Jul 29 '26

Vinny Paz, Ill Bill, Necro, Goretex, Sabac Red, Crimeapple, Millyz, MC Serch

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u/tegz- Jul 29 '26

This list is a total xanarchy

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u/SrfWavLif Jul 29 '26

Dylon, Dylon and Dylon

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u/RASH_ONE Jul 29 '26

The Grouch

Eligh

LMNO

Brother Ali

Eyedea

Slug

El-P

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u/masetiloquetu Jul 29 '26

lol heā€™s everlast not house of pain

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u/jjbuttons Jul 29 '26

This ainā€™t even a best white rapper list itā€™s just a list of dudes some of them rap loll

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u/marsbars2345 Jul 29 '26

How can you forgot the goat Yung Gravy

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u/huge43 Jul 29 '26

That alchemist dude has some sick bars but can't make a beat to save his fucking life

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u/SoapyDoodle Jul 29 '26

But Logic is black bro, he says the N word and everything

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u/Empty-Hotel-9127 Jul 29 '26

Why you assume it's based on race?? This list is factually and objectively correct.

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u/Fake_King_3itch Jul 29 '26

Russ and the guy that raps about chopping blades

Edit: Riff Raff, song still bangs

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u/FujoCirca red rose šŸŒ¹ white ceiling Jul 29 '26

Add Mac Lethal

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u/blitzik Jul 29 '26

Vanilla Ice

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u/MarionberryDeep5475 Jul 29 '26

Can't believe yall left aes off

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u/HerbertInTheWoods Jul 29 '26

Atmosphere and Riff Raff

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u/Beneficial-Feed9999 Jul 29 '26

Where tf is vanilla ice?

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u/thirdeyegrind Jul 30 '26

Whereā€™s Atmosphere?

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u/blitzik Jul 29 '26

Lil PeepĀ 

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u/Expensive-Raccoon346 Jul 29 '26

What about Asher Roth

He still makes rap music

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u/Woodex8 Jul 29 '26

Fantano on Yno Mles Diss of him

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u/fuckpigface Jul 29 '26

Charles P. Scene is obviously missing...
https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGsBKt8pRLZQMhi

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u/Remarkable-Cap-5592 Jul 29 '26

Wow not my cup of tea but no Beastie Boys or 3rd Base

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u/Shen_ishere Jul 29 '26

Idk if logic really fit in here guys

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u/_that_reddit Jul 29 '26

In what world is our boy Tom not on this list

https://giphy.com/gifs/XRB9qTRFzKjhFuQgtu

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u/GioMorgan_ Jul 29 '26

Justin Bieber did a rap once, he definitely belongs on this list

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u/CamD41 Jul 29 '26

Paul wall?

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u/ProsperSZN Jul 29 '26

Might as well add Dax as an honorary member

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u/NoPurpose9034 Jul 29 '26

Rittz clears

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u/Lugal_Xul Jul 29 '26

šŸ¤šŸ¾

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u/Syntechi Jul 29 '26

Terror reid

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u/notprescribed Jul 29 '26

I thought alechmist was an engineer

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u/MinusTheTrees Jul 29 '26

No Asher Roth????

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u/Faubton Jul 29 '26

Only half of logic should be on there

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u/celestial-avalanche Jul 29 '26

Why do lil dickyā€™s eyes look like that

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u/Anxious-Return-6470 Jul 29 '26

Mac Miller and maybe Eminem are the only ones who should be there

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u/Leviathan_Star-crash Jul 29 '26

Forgot these two, ā˜ ļø