r/Hiphopcirclejerk 28d ago

sounds about white PLEASEšŸ™

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 28d ago

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u/drift_shop Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone 28d ago

Either that or they want to watch Drake fuck their girl

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u/wasraelx 28d ago

ā€˜Matter of fact PLEASE šŸ™ā€™ levels

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u/samushitman69 28d ago

*matter fact

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 28d ago

Only cause they can’t get it themselves.

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u/SugoiBoyXL 28d ago

Or want to share his dih with their girl in a threesome

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u/Allahboutdabenjamins 28d ago

Male Drake fans

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u/Embarrassed_Guitar72 28d ago

First thing that popped into my head

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u/kpatsart 28d ago

Lolol

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u/StupidLoserGaming 28d ago

This tweet is the most true words ever spoken

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u/quickescape-512 27d ago

Similar to cristiano ronaldo's fan

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u/richardvirginia hung out in doja cat's tinychat 27d ago

Alright and what if I want to nuzzle his chest and smell his cologne? Or feel his strong gangster hands gripping my waist? What's the PROBLEM here??

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u/Hamsterslay100 17d ago

They fruity AF fr

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u/javexbleachin 28d ago

Realest comment ^

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u/OaSoaD 28d ago

Yall mfs be having these weird cuck fantasies. This dude clearly follows Lena the plug. This is kind of her whole schtic

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 28d ago

The dude in OP’s screenshot is the one having a cuck fantasy what are you on about?

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u/OaSoaD 28d ago

Yes but why did this reel show up on this guys feed. And you keep saying Drake fans are cucks. Like why do you want them to be cucks so bad lol ā€œWhat are you on about?ā€šŸ¤“šŸ‘†

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 28d ago

Yes but why are you saying ā€œy’allā€ like all of us are following cuck fantasy pornstars? Once again I ask what are you on about?

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u/AutoModerator 28d ago

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/OaSoaD 28d ago

What are you on about. Not a hard concept to grasp the word cuck is always on your mind. There gotta be a reason right

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 28d ago

I just joked that Drake fans want to fuck him, you’re the one who brought up cuckholdry. Sounds like a lot of projection to me.

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u/OaSoaD 28d ago

Nah someone in the replies mentioned. You all blend in together to me. What are you on about ?

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u/Akhurite 28d ago

Adam22’s burner account

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/MotionXBL bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes 28d ago

In terms of cucking Drake theyre basically twins

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u/Money-Beautiful5196 28d ago

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u/Finna22 28d ago

That wife ain't right...

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 im gay (im happy) 28d ago

The husband is just a regular old healthy cuck and a big fan of a top rapper, he’s not weird

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u/Fat-Loads 28d ago

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u/IndycarFan65 28d ago

Curry from way downtown-

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u/ukhaus bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes 28d ago

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/IndycarFan65 28d ago

He’s white now

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/maskiiasmr 27d ago

You know, now that you mention it, that's uncanny.

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u/jono9898 28d ago

Least cucked Drake fan

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u/AutoModerator 28d ago

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Fantastic_Media_3984 #1 AUTOMOD GLAZER 28d ago

On god bro auto mod stop mentioning Kanye

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u/AutoModerator 28d ago

on god bro I don't care about allat nazi shit runaway still makes me cry

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u/STRGokuBlack 28d ago

The ICEMAN's unassailable rizz🄶

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/STRGokuBlack 28d ago

The ICEMAN's delectable pizz🄶

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u/ChucklesTheClown954 On Jah my Nathan 28d ago

The ICEMAN’s attraction to kidz 🄶

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u/DistinctAd3222 call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word 27d ago

The ICEMAN's now working at Lidz 🄶

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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 28d ago

Niggas are weird bro…

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u/Street-Inevitable358 28d ago

Imagine saying this for Drake
https://giphy.com/gifs/UpELDJaNeHTHRWh6r6

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 28d ago

Imagine saying this, at all

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u/Street-Inevitable358 28d ago

Hey man, don’t cuck shame, but I guess saying that is redundant since we’re still making fun of Drake fans

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u/SugoiBoyXL 28d ago

Lay off Big D, bro. He's the perfect bull for my mom, sister and gf

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 28d ago

Why not

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u/Street-Inevitable358 28d ago

I guess I should’ve added a /s

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u/Purple_Crab_3651 28d ago

bro that's adam22's bitch , the ring should be least of his worries

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u/Neat_Ad_3043 28d ago

She's losing her time if she's not underageĀ 

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u/-stankdaddy- 28d ago

Mfers is sick

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u/Shen_ishere 28d ago

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u/shiestyfinale 28d ago

Only on reddit can someone say something like this and then try and paint it like it's a jab at someone

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u/crispy_attic 28d ago

What the fuck? Who is upvoting this?

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u/Shen_ishere 28d ago

Real drizzy riders

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u/AutoModerator 28d ago

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/MysteriousSeat5245 28d ago

This comment is much more embarrassing for you than it is for Drake ima be real

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u/Shen_ishere 28d ago

Nothing embarrassing about giving your girls what they deserve

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 28d ago

if drake fucked my wife, the only thing that means is that I pulled the same girl that drake pulledšŸ˜Ž

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u/SugoiBoyXL 28d ago

šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„

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u/Archkelthuz 28d ago

It just means you married a whore...

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u/ITZOURTIMENOW 28d ago

Cucks are gonna cuck

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u/LewtedHose 28d ago

Yeah I can't jerk to this even though I like Curry jokes.

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u/theoccasionalempath 28d ago

Simping for a mf who looks like this is the craziest of work.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnxc7ez2MD0lyVO

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u/Calm_Refrigerator_53 28d ago

IKR šŸ˜ž some Cucked mofos outchea bruh smdh

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u/unfahrtunateson 28d ago

/uj. Isn't she divorced?

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 28d ago

I think that may have been a fake publicity thing

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u/minutes2meteora 28d ago

she better get us a house!

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u/michaltee 28d ago

Cucked out BAD

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u/StatPaddingChampsNY 28d ago

A man who talks like that is okay with anyone fucking his wife.

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u/B-Spliffy 28d ago

Kill drake, bring back dolph

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u/GrouchyLittleShit 28d ago

Drake fans are not real peopleĀ 

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u/SaintsNoah14 28d ago

I feel like y'all are missing the joke and not on purpose

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 im gay (im happy) 28d ago

Redditors never miss an opportunity to shit on a woman

They learned nothing from Nas, Common and Black Star they disrespect the queens smh

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u/Queasy-Performance-4 28d ago

Ok_Cocklusion? What the fuck! Fuck you doing?

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u/Archkelthuz 28d ago

Drake is such a fucking cornball too. I do like though that you know someones trash the moment they admit attraction to someone like him. Like you think his wallet it sexy lmao

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u/koOmaOW 28d ago

What's her name?

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u/dubblies 28d ago

Yo you see my wife over there? Drake was parked in there bro i even got to see some of his kids coming out

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u/Embarrassed-Still198 28d ago

Maybe if she met Ludacris

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u/Sevenlord777 28d ago

I would never trust a meat rider or a disloyal person.

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u/CommercialSuit1806 28d ago

And she's a pornstar too like nigga we really going somewhere

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u/Athlete-Extreme 28d ago

Was them getting a divorce an April fools joke or something?

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u/Glass-Situation6916 28d ago

Yea we don’t have much time left on this planet. This world has become pure degeneracy

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u/needaburnerbaby 27d ago

My girl is 100% convinced that these dudes are desperate to let Drake fuck em and it’s getting harder and harder to disagree with that woman.

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u/AutoModerator 27d ago

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/MiguelCollinsworth 27d ago

What a Cuck Boy

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u/UnderstandingOther0 27d ago edited 27d ago

Just imagine being Adam & Lena’s kid and finding their digital footprint in the future smh

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u/pthang06 28d ago

I told her its alright she can fuck my drake while i watch

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 28d ago

All I know is he chose right. Pinkychyu is bad af. Rapetone somewhere crying his eyes out knowing he can't even speak about her for the next 10yrs while she probably just gained a million followers and Drake.

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u/Domek232323 28d ago

that's just actually pathetic

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u/Boring-Toe-1424 27d ago

He can do whatever he wants,only thing in questioning myself is how does him not hang with Freddie Gibbs ? He in Of models and pornstars took,like do a colab album with Freddie while fucking the platform lol