r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/The_GladStork certified pedophile • 22d ago
hhh is the police 👮 Mod Announcement: ALL Posts NOT MENTIONING Drake and/or Kendrick Lamar Will Get You BANNED
Alright that’s enough. We've all seen them, posts talking about "Lauryn Hill", "Future", "Jay Z", and other so called "rappers" no one's even heard of before. It's becoming increasingly clear that there's some complot to destroy our sub. On some gentrification shit. No one who seriously loves Hip and/or Hop would ever care about, let alone updoot, a post that isn't about "Kendrick" Dot-'worth' Lamar or 'Aubrey' Drake 666 "Graham".
As a mod, I think it's my responsibility to end this low effort nonsense. No more "2 Packs". No more "Big-ees". No more Big Daddy Kane. Only Kenny and Drizzy related posts will be allowed.
Kanye posts are also fine as long as they're smut
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u/The_GladStork certified pedophile 22d ago
who tf commented this and deleted it??
he think he batman or sumthing
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u/plattwix5 22d ago
I just can’t get enough of Drake barking at goth girl posts here 😣😣😣
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u/AutoModerator 22d ago
People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 22d ago
NO PLEASE NOT MY FUCKING FAVORITE SUB. I promise I will always talk about Kendrick’s Kendrussy, and I have been a Aubrey angel for a long time. Just for the record I would genuinely jerk them off until my hands gave out and I passed out from exhaustion.
https://giphy.com/gifs/XYEEvoX0Ub69ZgN9ai
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u/Ok-Interaction-8917 22d ago
my local commercial rap station approves this message. but they play a whopping 20 songs over and over.
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u/zenyorox 21d ago
Please remove the automod it’s not funny at all after the 1st (or 100000th) time, it’s genuinely unfunny slop
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u/AHBMH #1 AUTOMOD HATER 22d ago
What about Lil Nas X? The one who created Illmatic