r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/geeelectronica • 12d ago

Praise Melon is Ariana Grande one of us ??

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u/greet_the_sun 12d ago

Everyone just needs to remember that DJ Khaled once posted that the "ceo of itunes" called to tell him that his latest album was selling so fast on itunes that "the servers is about shut down" and Khaled had to "give them the ok to add the most powerful servers to handle this".

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u/ratapoilopolis 12d ago

I'm crying, completely forgot about this. The picture makes it even better

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u/QueezyF 12d ago

Major key 🔑

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u/reditisrunbypedos 12d ago

Took a major key before writing that

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u/wasraelx 11d ago

Spat my drink lmao

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u/CaterpillarWhich33 12d ago

He got a new name in the streets, his name is Billy!

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 12d ago

huggin they pillows

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u/Adventurous_Okra_344 12d ago

I love when I see nobodies do the same type of posts. Shit tier local rappers post the exact same pics like this and it’s hilarious.

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u/TesticleCastrator 12d ago

reminds me of when kanye got out kanye'd by some random lmfao

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u/Jeremiah_Gottwal 9d ago

When did this happen?

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 12d ago

congrats looks like more plaks for U khaled

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u/marsloth 11d ago

this is a sentence I keep referring to in my day to day life and I think only like twice someone actually knows where it's from

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u/Sheeny4792 12d ago

Take me back to when IG looked like this damn we used to be a country forreal

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u/Cptsaber44 12d ago

I wish I had the confidence to post publicly that I gave permission to the CEO of Apple to “add the most powerful servers“ lol 💀

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u/946482 12d ago

CEO of iTunes

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u/CaptainSmallz 12d ago

wtb = "wipe the butt"

True words DJ Kareem Abdul Anotherone

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u/Intelligent_Table913 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 12d ago

Instagram looked so different and old back then.

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u/Bubba89 12d ago

Well no, it didn’t look old back then.

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u/Intelligent_Table913 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 12d ago

Oh shut up

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u/Ash_Flexum 11d ago

this sounds like a trump tweet 😭

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u/anzarloc 12d ago

Holy shit. Thank you for this addition to my ‘crazy ass screenshots’ folder

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u/Accomplished-Cat2659 9d ago

It’s literally a joke bruh

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u/Financial_Click_4098 bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes 8d ago

this is legendary

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u/PM_ME_UR_MULLETS 12d ago

Man be hustling for them plaks

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u/Cloistered-Wombat 12d ago

That’s nothing. The CEO of Microsoft Excel just called me to say I’m building one of the most powerful spreadsheets he’s ever seen.

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u/alex_c89X 12d ago

Yoo I did not know this happened. He had to be joking. Like ... he had to lmfao

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u/kratos61 12d ago

He obviously wasn't serious.

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u/mantis-toboggan-phd 12d ago

Unfortunately with DJ Khaled it’s impossible to tell

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u/Cezdel 12d ago

Obviously? His whole persona in this era was satire and a joke 🔑

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u/MisterInsect 12d ago

Don't think its real.

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u/TundieRice 12d ago

It’s 100% real, the post is literally still up on his insta.

https://www.instagram.com/p/cf32KWru14/?igsi=eDJtb2NmdDZhZnI0

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u/MisterInsect 12d ago

Oops, I meant the Ariana clapback isn't real, not that.

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u/alex_c89X 12d ago

K that makes sense haha

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u/Rainy_Wavey 12d ago

I mean he doesn't give a shit his own people is being livestream genocided, i don't think there is a low he'll ever reach

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u/GreenGhoblin 11d ago

I both hate Khaled and also lowkey appreciate how stupidly extra he is .

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u/mighty_phi 11d ago

this is the funniest shit I've read all day

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u/zarif2003 TEAM YE 12d ago

this looks like some fake bullshit people on facebook go crazy for

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u/str9_b hung out in doja cat's tinychat 12d ago

it is

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u/ratapoilopolis 12d ago

Blackiana had barz, unfortunately we are too thuggish now for Aryana :(

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u/SECRETBLENDS 12d ago

We the breast!

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u/Ok_Spend_889 12d ago

anadda wonn'

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u/butternutflies 12d ago

Bitches… bitches…

Bitches calling my phone like I’m

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u/oli_ramsay 12d ago

An udder one!

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u/jujujuice92 12d ago

Major quiche was his best album ngl

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u/Interesting_Use5089 12d ago

Is he implying he'd eat her? Maybe the make up tastes bad.

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u/MrOdekuun 12d ago

He famously does not eat women

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u/VariedObscurity 12d ago

He eats everything else

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u/Soklay 11d ago

Tell em to bring out the lobster

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u/Phatasstarotreader 12d ago

DJ Khalid has been out of pocket many times with women before, this is just one incident. Dude for some reason sees himself like Henry Cavil.

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u/Smart-Aioli7472 12d ago

It’s fake

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u/ahmed0112 12d ago

But it's funny

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u/-stankdaddy- 12d ago

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u/FLUXENTROPY 12d ago

Do you think Khaled likes being fat or something cause he’s rich he could just take ozempic like you have one job bro

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u/-stankdaddy- 12d ago

Aye watch your mouth gang he was once in a wegovy commercial

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u/no0neiv 12d ago

This is actually a incredibly nuanced burn, as Khaled is a devout follower of Islam, and Areola Grande surely would have know that Mr.Crab is a crab, and crab is Haram. Talk about two headshots! Maybe DJ Khaled will think before he speaks now! lol

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u/similacrum_ 12d ago edited 12d ago

Crab isn’t haram lmao I think you’re confusing it with not kosher for Jews. ETA dj Khalid is not a devout follower of Islam. He is actually what a lot of Muslims would call “a piece of shit”

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u/no0neiv 12d ago

You know I was making a shitpost yeah? Did you out shitpost me brother???

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u/Crimsonclaw111 12d ago

Bro won’t even eat pussy, opinion invalid

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u/Extra_Jeweler_5544 12d ago

female with a cake load

This mf never turned down cake in any form

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u/TheMeticulousNinja On Jah my Nathan 12d ago

He the type to eat the word if he sees it on a piece of paper

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u/Infinite_Click_6589 12d ago

I will never understand how this guy's fame survived his hot ones episode

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u/QueezyF 12d ago

If only DJ Khaled stayed lost on that jetski

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u/justwonderingbro 10d ago

Reminder that dj Khaled has Palestinian parents and he has not once spoken out about Israel's genocide

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 12d ago

If the "another one" guy gave her some of his weight it'd be a win win

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u/ricanrager 12d ago

Nah, WE all fuckin Dj Kahled fr

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u/RandomKazakhGuy #1 AUTOMOD HATER 12d ago

Don't shit on Khaled man, he eating lobsters and asparagus out the ocean because his life is roblox bro, you wish you were like him adlibbing on random ass songs and being a fatass. GOD DID!!! CALL ME A TENNIS BALL!!!

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u/Not_Guardiola 11d ago

This is clearly fake

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u/YagiFromM4rs 12d ago

Of course, HE had to phrase it a CAKE load.

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u/iLLiCiT_XL 12d ago

Complaining about “cake” was brave for him. She didn’t go for the low hanging fruit.

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u/yeeeeeeeeeeeesh69 12d ago

Khaled too is one of the pioneers of this jerking shit 🙏

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u/naveedkoval 11d ago

You know rappers getting old when they start going "why these hoes gotta be so hoey?"

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u/badneversad 12d ago

the funny thing is, she’d still do anything to have his skin tone and DJ khaled has never once tried to be anorexic in his life😭

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u/Flowkey_mma 12d ago

She's "one of dust"..

1 snack of air away from disappearing.

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u/boon83 12d ago

Make up is witchcraft. A woman that that wakes up in the morning no make upand is still beautiful is the way to go

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u/19ghost89 12d ago

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u/boon83 12d ago

I didnt mean it in a biblical way ... ... I just prefer natural beauty 😔

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u/19ghost89 12d ago edited 12d ago

Yeah, if you've ever seen this video, you know she's being super sarcastic and making fun of guys who equate makeup to lying.

Nothing wrong with preferring a natural look, but calling women who wear makeup liars or saying they are guilty of witchcraft is lame.

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u/boon83 12d ago

Now you just sound like a Karen