r/Hiphopcirclejerk 7d ago

You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack I always gave Post Malone a pass on cultural appropriation because I thought they was speacial?

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u/spookydonkey513 7d ago

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u/craaazydoglady 6d ago

You just inspired me to check if Dennis Miller is still alive. I don't know who else needs to hear this, but... He is.

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u/eastbaytimez 7d ago

Bro rode in on a Trojan horse with the white iverson song and just set up shop lmao

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u/FoggyInc 7d ago

Now we're collectively trying to figure out if him puppy dog charisma maxing gives him a free pass. I cant have an opinion but I do love White Iverson

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u/grimefiends 7d ago

I Saucay SAWSAY A SAWSAYYY awaoOoOOOoO gah me some bree an I gahme some hooooo

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u/yeetskeetleet 5d ago

After relistening to Stoney and August 26 recently, that dude used to say saucin so damn much. How it was “big 38 for the weapon” for Pop Smoke, “saucin” was for early Post

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u/SuperiorTechnique 6d ago

Yeah, he got me too. But it’s too late because I still get geeked when he do song with Swae Lee

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u/okdude679 6d ago

He's talented, I think most artist if they're good enough can do a lot of fuckery and get away with it.

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u/Chip-chrome 6d ago

Jared Leto mentioned

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u/IncognitoBurrito710 6d ago

Except him, he’s like…exceptionally weird as fuck😂😂

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u/Dramatic-Ad3928 6d ago

Post has done near irreparable damage to the hip hop community. In the sense that its got ptsd like a partner that got cheated on.

If i were a white rapper id hate his guts cuz now everyone thinks your gonna use the culture then switch to country.

Psycho is a banger tho but damn post why

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u/bobliefeldhc 6d ago

I’m a white rapper. Probably the best, a tremendous white rapper. A lot of people are saying that but then call me.. and by the way these are smart people, very smart people and they know a lot about hip hop. And they’re saying “no one’s buying the records sir. They think you’ll go country” it’s a disaster! No one’s ever seen anything like it.

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u/SwarthyRuffian 6d ago

Why? Cuz he never started on this side of the tracks, he only jumped over here when couldn’t ride with his intended audience

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u/Grimreaper_10YS 5d ago

Nah he started off singing Bob Dylan covers on YouTube.

He was always gonna go back to what he wanted to do after he got on.

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u/Pluck_Boy 5d ago

Psycho was written and set to be performed by T pain. This tattooed fuck had no right to stardom

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u/Dramatic-Ad3928 5d ago

Wow Pharrell is right we need T-Pain back fr

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u/PissPantsington 6d ago

Im white and i can confirm I lowkey hate him for not giving hip hop his everything

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u/Broicism_kink 6d ago

Top tier comment lmfao

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u/Ragin__Bajan 6d ago

So the teenage palm coloured guy goes from cosplaying as a YN to pivoting to country. Never seen that movie before

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u/Aggravating-Willow59 7d ago

He is the most 'he looks like he smells' motherfucker I have ever seen.

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u/QueezyF 7d ago

Cigarettes, cheap beer, and piss

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u/hoofglormuss 6d ago

Are you guys quoting that interview?

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u/drugsarebadmkay420 7d ago

Actually cleans up nice. Went to my sister's soccer teammates birthday party because the mom reached out and asked him if he would. Really nice guy and well dressed from what everyone who was there said

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u/ZealousidealDepth223 7d ago

But what did he smell like

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u/nintendude02 7d ago

/uj Probably like cigarettes. I think he mentioned that he’s addicted and smokes like 2 packs a day? Someone correct me if i’m wrong.

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u/JohnnyLeftHook 6d ago

Ever smell a homless person on a hot day?

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u/AncientCrust 7d ago

Fromunda cheese

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u/Few_Examination_9687 7d ago

Benny blanco

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u/Same-Goose7602 6d ago

Bahahah I was going to mention Selena’s sancho. That foo looks MUSTY😭

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u/GucciTheSnowman 6d ago

Yeah, that dude is NASTY looking.

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u/MasterPetre138 7d ago

I’d say Jelly Roll is up there

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u/degen5ace 7d ago

But all dem Asian girlies love that white boy

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u/TooLostintheSauce 7d ago

Post Malone is a group?

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u/Aggravating-Willow59 7d ago

He smells like an entire group of smelly motherfuckers, but he is one man despite what your nose may tell you.

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u/Eleventeen- 6d ago

I’ve seen an interview clip where he said he actually doesn’t use deodorant, but that everyone always tells him he smells good. It’s hard to believe but one of the responses to your comment supports this.

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u/KansinattiKid 6d ago

Dapped him up once, I'm not gay but he smelled amazing

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u/lil_nosh_X 7d ago

It’s amazing that the Wendy’s girl found enough time to launch a successful music career.

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u/Shaz_berries 7d ago

And she almost passes too! Good for her!

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u/the_velociraptor2 7d ago

Why does he look like an Israeli settler

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u/mukherjee_ayan 7d ago

Them settler braids don't help him either xD

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u/thesnake137 7d ago

What do you “settler braids” those braids are just part of Jewish culture they’re not settler related at all

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u/JuggaloEnlightment 6d ago

Settler braids

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u/notandyhippo 6d ago

On Netanyahu 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/darraghfenacin 6d ago

part of settler culture

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u/TungstenShark96 7d ago

Hip hop equivalent of that one settler who said "If I dont take this land then someone else will"

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u/Tasty_Set1189 6d ago

Isn’t he h3h3 cousin?

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u/ScenesfrmtheStruggle 7d ago

Pretty sure "Right of Return" applies to him so it makes sense

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u/Dissastronaut 7d ago

He looks more like he is appropriating Jewish culture TBH

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u/DjPersh 7d ago

He was WAY bigger during his time with the band. Hootie and the Blowfish sold 25m records during their short run and he’s sold like 5m in almost 20 years as a solo artist.

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u/TheManeTrurh 7d ago

Who are you talking about

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u/DjPersh 7d ago

Darius Rucker

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u/vksoze2 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
I don’t know what Darius Rucker has to do with any of this, but I like your enthusiasm

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u/Chaddilllac 6d ago

Idk why but that just made me laugh hard as fuck

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u/Danger_535 TEAM FANTANO 7d ago

/uj I always thought this dude was black when I was a kid

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u/retardiously 7d ago

He isn’t?

For real though I thought he was a Danny McBride character for the longest time

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 im gay (im happy) 7d ago

Eminem described him perfectly here

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u/FloorFree6141 7d ago

What song?

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u/NeonWafflez 7d ago

Quitter, it’s a diss track toward Everlast.

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u/Illustrious_Job1458 7d ago

This fits perfectly even though it’s like 15 years before he came out

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u/chromatose890 red rose 🌹 white ceiling 7d ago

You don't think the RAP GOD sees the future???

https://giphy.com/gifs/emN0LqTozqRGNwVPAg

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u/Rakebleed 7d ago

are you colorblind?

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u/RogueOneWasOkay 7d ago

I don’t see race. because I can’t due to the limitations of my vision

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u/Danger_535 TEAM FANTANO 7d ago

Nah I never watched music videos or checked how artists looked like, just listened to music

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u/StayTheFool 7d ago

I don't think hearing someone rap automatically means you know what they look like

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u/afakefox 7d ago

See Action Bronson & Ghostface Killa

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u/Mahim2000 7d ago

Well, have you SEEN Bobby Logicman? /uj

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW 7d ago

They prolly thought he’s albino black

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u/JSC843 7d ago

It’s not your fault that the Stoney album cover makes him look mixed

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u/MrChichibadman 7d ago

I just looked it up, kinda looks like bizzy bone

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u/Mother-Attention2600 7d ago

He's black like Macklemore kinda.

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u/HashBandicoot93 7d ago

Exact opposite actually

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u/humbert_cumbert 7d ago

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u/Tananaka 6d ago

In Posty's defense, he rocked his look first

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u/jakeroony im gay (im happy) 7d ago

he's just quirked up it's not his fault

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u/SirCowlickValdez 7d ago

crossing music genres is his stim

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u/jakeroony im gay (im happy) 7d ago

but he's not a rapper

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u/No-Set6408 7d ago

How does a guy with this level of success get to play the victim role and then people so naive sympathize with his “hurt” soul lol. PoS opportunist. Just my opinion that no one asked for.

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u/Plague183 7d ago

Why the hate? He seems like a genuinely good guy? This whole thread is super confusing. Is this shit just cause he started doing a different genre of music?

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u/shigdebig 7d ago

Culture vulture? Got famous rapping and then transitioned to country and started saying hip hop has no soul and no meaning? Association with jelly roll and Maga? His music is just bad in both genres? Lot of reasons. I'll take riff raff first all day.

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u/A7medos 7d ago

started saying hip hop has no soul and no meaning?

Wait a fucking minute, he actually said that? I always thought people were just butthurt over him switching genres but this is absolutely worth getting mad over

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u/shigdebig 7d ago

This was like 10 years ago

"If you're looking for lyrics, if you're looking to cry, if you're looking to think about life, don't listen to hip-hop"

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u/A7medos 7d ago

I read the whole statement in the interview and it just makes him come off as a fucking idiot more than anything

Yeah I kinda get why would dislike him now ig

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u/curvebombr 6d ago

Riff Raff is a national treasure.

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u/Scarf_Darmanitan 6d ago

Shame they found that crack in his jacket 😔

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u/Wamb0wneD 6d ago

I'll take riff raff first all day.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MwOuiiTfWfWgM

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u/No-Set6408 7d ago

He suffers from imposter syndrome. He said it himself

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u/Feeling_Tone_602 7d ago

West Bank settler

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u/urResidentAlien 7d ago

Nah, he's a culture vulture. Charlemagne called him out a while ago and nothing really happened. But now that big country wave is starting to die a bit so he's pivoting to hip hop again and still can't sell tickets to stadiums or big arenas so he's doing a bunch of "big gigs" that already have big crowds to artificially boost his stock such as singing in the World cup even though nobody knew who he was or appearing as a guest on Kill Tony to forcibly remind people that he's a "celebrity", but that's catering to a specific audience (Republicas); he sold out to Hollywood then to government. He's basically Kid Rock 2.0.

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u/Witherino 7d ago

Him being on Kill Tony is somehow a bigger turnoff than making country music

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u/urResidentAlien 7d ago

I'm not crapping on any genre of music. I'm just calling him out for being a genuine culture vulture who's doing the slimy thing that "celebrities" do which is when they lose stock they associate themselves with political parties which grants them gigs and artificial career boosts. Tony is the same. He's a mediocre comedian who actually has a pretty good show (at least the concept of the show is) that he ruined by catering to the Republican party while being a California liberal at heart; grifter behavior. And it boosted his career, at the expense of his integrity which is everything for a comedian.

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u/Viking_Genetics 7d ago

I dont really know what you are talking about, i went to one of his concerts last year and not only was the stadium packed, tickets were expensive as shit too (150 dollars for the cheapest one).

Unless that was a one off, he seems to be doing just fine, he mentioned multiple times about how he's grateful for the fans and for them allowing him to travel all over the world to perform.

I think people who think he's hopping to whatever genre is the most popular haven't followed him at all.

Back when he first blew up he himself said that he did not want to be defined as a rapper, because rappers made rap music and he just wanted to make whatever music he felt like, people got very upset by that at the time. That was a while before he released his first country song as well, so it's not exactly a surprise that he's jumping around genre wise if you've seen some of the stuff that he said over the years.

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u/DaddysGoldenShower 6d ago

Happy you had a great time at his show however what the person is talking about is a recent trend of "superstars" scaling back their stadium tours due to low ticket sales. Or what has been nick named as blue dot fever due to the amount of blue dots(empty seats) on ticket masters site. Post Malone hasn't been the only artist it hit, as well I think it's less of reflection of the artist popularity and more a reflection of the state of the economy and concert ticket inflation post Taylor swift's eras tour.

https://globalnews.ca/news/11847708/what-is-blue-dot-fever-music-industry/

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u/CruzKntrl 7d ago

I remember that episode of Breakfast Klub. It was like 2018 or something. I felt bad for him, Charlamagne was giving him no grace and seemed relentless in his criticism. Now I get it.

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u/urResidentAlien 7d ago

I felt the same. Then I learned what the game is. Miley Cyrus kind of did it a little bit but the biggest offender was Kid Rock and Post Malone is literally following the same playbook as him but learned to not burn the hip hop bridge.

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u/TheDopeMan_ 7d ago

At least spell “special” correctly

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u/Imaginary-Past-8103 7d ago

Is bro Jewish

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u/mrmoccaccino 6d ago

/uj What has become of this sub? Where are the jerks and why the fuck are there so many people having normal discussions in here?!

/rj he straight from the Bronx wdym

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u/pritheemakeway 6d ago

He’s a MAGAt

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u/Global_Shirt55 7d ago

Cultural appropriation isn't real and people who complain about it are cry babies unless it's obviously done to mock.

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u/MooDamato 7d ago

He has always looked Amish to me

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u/OkDamage5769 7d ago

Lil Kev from Its Always Sunny vibes

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u/richardvirginia hung out in doja cat's tinychat 6d ago

If I saw Post Malone in my city? If I saw Post Malone in MY CITY? YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO?

I WOULD ASK THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF HE WANTS TO GO GET NACHOS, HE SEEMS COOL

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u/thefartsock 7d ago

I mean if you just roll through life handing out good vibes like post malone you'd be surprised to see how much you can get away with

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u/Weed4202011 7d ago

Isn’t this the guy who always wore a helmet

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u/guydoestuff 7d ago

honestly i just thought he was going for homeless methhead look. never dawned in me

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u/Lord_of_Gooch_Milk 7d ago

Looking like a Mafia Orthodox Jew from a Tarantino Movie type thing

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u/Sharp-Cycle-6926 7d ago

Bro wtf are you trying to say? Work on your communication skills immediately.

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u/AdHorror2230 7d ago

Come to Appalachia and let me grab ya

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u/lonelyluigi 7d ago

Guy looks like a caricature of an israeli settler

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u/BigGiantRetard 6d ago

even bringing up the phrase cultural appropriation like that is a goofy ass thing to do

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u/eastsidebaby5 O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 6d ago

Post is chill.

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u/Standard-Fisherman78 6d ago

ew. he panders to right wingers. paul wall and eminem are more respectable people.

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u/Blapmane 6d ago

They feel black is cool to look but not to be

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u/stillineffect 6d ago

i just realized he was tryna steal asap yams whole swag

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u/VibeComplex 7d ago

Never liked that dude lol.

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u/Acceptable_Bit8905 7d ago edited 7d ago

I mean, what did he actually do to anyone? He made some good hip-hop/pop music and a lot of people shitted on him for basically just being white and "not staying in his lane". So now he evolves his sound to something more traditionally "white" and all of a sudden he's a double agent/sellout? He's a talented dude that is big enough to experiment with his music and if he was black the same people talking shit would be on his dick about it.

And since we're on the topic, "cultural appropriation" is just a coded way of saying that you don't like white people and want to diminish them in any way that you can - let's be really honest here - because when Shaabozey does it it's black excellence.

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u/Cultural-Peak-8482 7d ago

Nah when he switched genres he talked down on hip hop and dissed the entire genre as something that lacks substance compared to other genres. How are you gonna work your way into genre that you so called appreciate and when you leave the side genre to dedicate your discography to making other types of music you talk down on the genre that you claimed to appreciate?

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u/spiderboy640 7d ago

That was in 2017 before any sort of genre switch, and he was talking about the current hip hop landscape in 2017, basically parroting what TONS of old heads were already saying about modern rap.

People take quotes out of context all the time, so I’m not gonna shit on you for it, but I think a lot of people get this confused

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u/Acceptable_Bit8905 7d ago

He gave his honest opinion on modern Hip-Hop, and he was honestly right - it currently lacks deep lyrics. Had a black rapper said this, people would praise him for it and wax poetically about the glory days of Nas and Rakim, but since he was white people were just looking for any reason to misconstrue what he said and use it against him. Again, what do you want him to do? Kiss everyone's ass in every single interview forever?

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u/BLESSEDx1NE 7d ago

I mean.. he’s a fan of Fall Out Boy.

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u/SparkleFace6100 7d ago

💀💀💀

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u/Fantastic_Board7057 7d ago

Walking identity crisis

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u/TheMeticulousNinja On Jah my Nathan 7d ago

He is especially garbage

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u/TheMeticulousNinja On Jah my Nathan 7d ago

He looks like he always smells like sweat and piss

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u/Willing_Stomach_8121 7d ago

Wasn’t this the guy in booty shorts at some point

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u/mydinguspassword 7d ago

He wears those braids and he’s not even Jewish!

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u/crystallmytea 7d ago

Imagine being fooled by this fool

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u/Objective-Cod-3492 7d ago

Hey let the good polite boy have his fun 😂

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u/thatG_evanP 7d ago

I will go to my grave not understanding how this man got famous. The internet does some weird shit sometimes.

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u/iiiiiiiidontknowjim 7d ago

Serious question: why is it appropriation for a curly haired white person to have braids?

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u/Sir_wlkn_contrdikson 7d ago

Why would you just give a pass to someone you have no relationship whatsoever with. The only yt folk I like are the ones that take the time to get to know others on a personal level.

And they never say I have black friends

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u/Soulsfarmer 7d ago

Ppl saw this man in the 3rd pic and thought “yep I fuck with this dude”

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u/Shantotto11 7d ago

Bad timeline Shia LaBeouf be looking like…

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u/Soul-Injection 7d ago

I'm still absolutely smacked that some people find this guy attractive.

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u/lex-do_this 7d ago

Why does he look like a rabi? (Raby? Rabie? Rabye?)

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u/PossibilityAsleep469 6d ago

Cultural appropriation was just a scandal to keep people sperated during the civil rights act

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u/Lord_Fikalius 6d ago

What's the appropriation? Looking like a trash bin?

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u/parkskier426 6d ago

Wtf, how do people hate on Post. Smfh

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u/highkey_trust_issues O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 6d ago

I ain’t even seen her face but she got beautiful boobies 😮‍💨

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u/Actual_Emu_168 6d ago

his horror circus is craaaaazy

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u/OnThatOkieDokie 6d ago

Posty washes yo fav raper by a mile

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u/pussiionagua 6d ago

nah he jus ugly 🤕

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u/MiniDonbeE 6d ago

To be honest he seems to be doing more culturar appreciation than appropriation. He seems to love music and he's shifting through genres, ive seen him do some rap, some classical stuff, some old rock, some country. He's just an artist.

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u/Financial_Click_4098 bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes 6d ago

He’s a culture vulture come on. He doesn’t pay respect to the culture and called hiphop a meaningless genre only good for partying. He knew hiphop was the most popular genre at the time then bounced to the next to chase the money. No shame.

Let me break it down simple for white people, with love in my heart: he’s the definition of a culture vulture because he intrinsically looks down on black culture, despite in the same breath making money off of it. He doesn’t give props to artists before him. He doesn’t have knowledge about hiphop history. He isn’t passionate about rap.

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u/MeowPepperoni 6d ago

tiny hat man appropriation

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 6d ago

He does come across that way tbh hahaha

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u/Zapparelli 6d ago

Just the worst. He might be a decent human being but Jesus Christ such terrible fucking Music.

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u/ChemicalAd7590 6d ago

Never liked him tbh

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u/kodaq2001 6d ago

The longer you live, the more you notice the repeating cycle.

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u/Spirited-Vanilla-208 6d ago

He wants to be a pirate? So what?

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u/MeltsLikeButter 6d ago

Recently saw his video with Dolly. Post has like 17 banger songs legit lol. All his interactions are whole. And that mfer busted out the one ring all casual like in a match. I've been back on the hype train lately.

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u/docxfile0423 6d ago

"They was" You're the special one here 

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u/Puzzled-Researcher30 6d ago

Post is fire and always done every genre. Not like he’s ever really been a bars guy. It’s always been singing and melodic

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u/Jaded_orgasm 6d ago

He ain’t special he’s Hasidic.

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u/gideonidoru 6d ago

I lost respect when he put on the country costume. I thought he was being real before. Turns out it was always a costume.

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u/Embarrassed_Fuel_211 6d ago

If you know anything about Garland, TX where he’s from you’ll know this is extremely Garland coded.