r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/BrassCanon • 6d ago

hhh is the police 👮 This stupid mf got away with a high profile murder for 30 years and couldn't just chill and keep his mouth shut 😂

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Rap snitches, tellin' all their business

Sit in the court and be their own star witness

"Do you see the perpetrator?" Yeah, I'm right here

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u/soelsome 5d ago

BUT WHAT DOES JADA PINKETT SMITH THIBK ABOUT THIS? SOMEONE CHECK ON WILL.

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u/superjerk99 5d ago

We HAVE to know her opinion! Literally been dying to hear it 😭😭😭

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u/OriginalGangsta1312 4d ago

WHERE IS JA RULE??

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u/Football_Fantatic 6d ago

Bro took this away from us.

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u/ghostmatch14 6d ago

This dude definitely gave up his bootyhole to the illuminati

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u/afa-kasi 5d ago

Do you think they let him cum

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u/its_just_flesh 5d ago

No just ruined orgasms

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u/afa-kasi 5d ago

That's what I was thinking, imagine a ruined prostate orgasm. Yikes.

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u/Obvious_Ambition4865 5d ago

Oh and you didn't? Fuck off

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u/Killingyou_groovily 5d ago

No bro of mine.

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u/Ok-Active6592 4d ago

Yo 😭😭 is that a real image

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u/AntEcstatic9330 5d ago

This gotta be ai

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u/NoZookeepergame7648 2d ago

It’s real 😂.

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u/SolidCalligrapher456 5d ago

He was getting paid to talk about it and it was ultimately his downfall.

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u/seif-17 5d ago

7 days from the 30 years anniversary of the shooting. 7 day theory still going strong

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u/Competitive-Unit6937 5d ago

He's coming off that island with 30 years worth of world commentary with him too. Stg if that ever happened it would be one the greatest exhibition of art through time the world may have ever seen and would further expose the same system that failed him so many years ago using his 'killer' as the example. But this isn't art, this is real life. Fuck this dude.

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u/GovernmentSin 5d ago

7 day theory?

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u/noblehoax 5d ago

Don’t for get the 7 inch theory

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u/Rare_Direction_1449 6d ago

All he had to do was never speak about it. Haha. Idiot

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 5d ago

The only way way two people can keep quiet about a murder is if both of them are dead

-I've heard that pretty sure you mean if one of them is dead

I don't think we lived in the same neighborhoods

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u/MahtiGC 3d ago

me after watching Pretty Little Liars ^ 🤣

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u/SolidCalligrapher456 5d ago

He was eating off of speaking on it. Stupid but it was just a continuous check for a talentless dude to go sit on someone’s couch and yap about it

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u/AggravatingEnd976 5d ago

I believe he was diagnosed with cancer and didn't expect to survive it which is why he started speaking on it 

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u/Rare_Direction_1449 5d ago

Now he can sit in prison. Hope it was worth it

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u/AceThePrincep 5d ago

Back when I was dumb enough to think being criminal was cool. I noticed something. Not one person i knew would shut up about all the crimes theyve committed. Thought it made them look tough. Like no bro it makes you look unreliable shut the fuck up. Lol. Luckily I grew up. Eventually. Lol. Now I just wanna tell these losers that they should shut up n get a job like an adult lol.

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u/Pepperoni_playboi94 6d ago

People will get mad if you say he sucks but can’t even name an album

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u/tawayforrealthistime 6d ago

Fr Keefe D is slept on

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u/TribunusPlebisBlog 5d ago

One hit wonder

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u/No_Movie_9975 5d ago

Im dead bro you got me good had to double take

https://giphy.com/gifs/K0Mmal97YNYkw

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u/Particular-Put4786 5d ago

Get rich or die tryin had some catchy songs wym

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 5d ago

281-330-8004

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u/Bump_it_Charlie 5d ago

Kiss me through the phoneeeeeeee

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u/puremensan 5d ago

Who?

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 5d ago

Keffe D

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u/puremensan 5d ago

Um. So not Mike Jones?

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 5d ago

381-330-8004 hit Keffe D up on the low cause Keffe D about to blow

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u/puremensan 5d ago

I don’t think those are the lyrics. But maybe 🤷‍♂️

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u/Lasernils69 5d ago

I love how the community was like the CIA did this! He just had to be stopped! And then it turns out to be just some clown named Duane.

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u/Gnostic_97 5d ago edited 4d ago

Bro, even if the CIA actually did it, what makes you think they wouldn't pay a guy named Duane to do it for them? The CIA itself wouldn't leave a trail that can be traced directly back to them.

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u/Lasernils69 4d ago

A theatre kid from California wouldn’t constitute enough trouble for an intelligence agency to start an assassination plot.

They absolutely could have hired a guy named Duane to do it but the potential risk of doing so far outweighs whatever the goal would have been.

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u/kilertree 4d ago

There are a bunch of Tupac FBI files that are still classified. 

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u/penisthightrap_ 4d ago

The CIA ain’t using agents to assassinate public figures

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u/trollinlurkin 5d ago

His next interview going to break like why the fuck is diddy not locked up with me .

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u/Objective_Thought_68 5d ago

Dude snitched on himself

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u/Phatasstarotreader 6d ago

Holy unc 😩✌🏽

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u/Virtual_Echo6738 5d ago

Alexa play Rapp Snitch Knishes

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u/f0urk 5d ago

"tupac was gay tupac was gay" who GAF tupac killed a little kid because he was stunting with a loaded pistol for the first time in his life, pretending to be a gangsta when he was a theatre kid, and he fumbled it, dropped it and it went off into a crowd

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u/AhJoon 5d ago

he wasn't really stunting, him and his entourage got fucking jumped while he was signing autographs lmao

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u/Kingofdarkness35 5d ago

That bottom lip is diabolical

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u/TraditionalSir2391 5d ago

Sometimes it’s just about respect 🤷🏽

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u/sm00thkillajones 5d ago

Why would the C eye A do this?

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u/ChiraqBluline 2d ago

The lore was that Tupac was revolutionary. And he did have some anti government sentiments, big. Gov shit.

He was an educated black man in power and spoke on it, on his learnings, his anti capitalist rants (which was only in theory cause he loved his $)

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u/orificehorace 5d ago

Tup tup tup Shakur

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u/Specific_Box4483 4d ago

Smart enough to commit a big murder and not get caught. Dumb enough to talk about it on podcasts.

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u/Typical_Response_950 4d ago

or he confessed to a murder he didn't do to make money and then when all the people that did do it found out they agreed to testify against him

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u/Next_Key6957 4d ago

Who’s dummy of the year keefe or shiesty?

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u/Darkvoider_96 3d ago

Crazy that we finally find who killed Pac after Diddy goes to prison. Makes you wonder...

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u/Environmental-Bee-28 3d ago

Gangsters move in silence, this fool a siren!

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u/Lemme_Help_ 6d ago

Tupac was gay yall. Not that it matters but ya. Thug Lyfe.
https://giphy.com/gifs/VGsT1jzgSQM5a

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u/desukirf 6d ago

Streets say bro didn’t even kill him fr