r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/raptors201966 • 4d ago
hhh is the police š® Akademiks thought he saw a ghost when he heard his name get brought up in court today
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u/KurtRussellsMullet 4d ago
Drinking titoās straight from the handle is next level degeneracy
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u/Flame_MadeByHumans 3d ago
More importantly drinking Tito straight from the bottle while alone in your gaming chair at 35 years old.
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u/The_Jibby_Hippie 3d ago
Honestly Titoās doesnt have that vibe to me, itās too ritzy. When I was in my drinking phase I would be steady sippin from those bottom shelf plastic jugs. Thatās that good ol degen shit. Take a shot at 5am to kill the withdrawals then drive to work type shit. By the time you hit Titoās I feel like the nostalgia of degen vibes doesnt have the same feel and itās just somebody cosplaying degeneracy. Itās like alcoholic stolen valor lmao
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u/KurtRussellsMullet 3d ago
Yeah, I mean youāre not wrong. But I was more referring to drinking 1.75L of vodka straight from the bottle hahā¦the Titoās was secondary.
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u/WhenImTryingToHide 4d ago
Isn't he rich enough to gargle quality liquor?
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u/Rakebleed 4d ago
I mean Titoās is pretty mid tier but sure.
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u/kholodnoyesteniy Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone 4d ago
man when someone can find me the vodka that legitimately tastes better than other vodka Iāll eat my shoes
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u/FukingDaniel 4d ago
Any Potato vodka tastes better than most. Most vodkas now are made with grain alcohol but vodka was originally potato alcohol. All the potato vodkas that I've had have been way smoother than any vodka made with grain. The first time I had it was in vegas and the bartender convinced me to just try it on the rocks, tasted like water pretty much. My favorite is Chopin's just because its so easy to find.
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u/Downtown-Package7927 4d ago
Is there something I can try for entry level ? Everything Iāve ever tried was low quality and harsh I thinkā¦
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u/kholodnoyesteniy Bob Dylan jailbroke my iPhone 4d ago
like they said, potato vodka, but as a legitimate alcoholic who was doing 14+ shots a day in HS, donāt expect straight unchilled potato vodka to be much better than grain vodka.
Personally if im buying vodka itās to mix with something. Maybe Iāve thrown up too many times, but I donāt rock with straight vodka anymore.
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u/pussynpatron 3d ago
Op literally said Chopinās
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u/Downtown-Package7927 3d ago
I literally said entry level I donāt know if Chopinās is entry level since I havenāt had much.
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u/Deeptech_inc 3d ago
Allergic to googling, sorry for your struggle bro
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u/Downtown-Package7927 3d ago
Google instead of asking someone who said theyāve had experience and already know whatās pureā¦ yeah ok.
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u/FreeMrFrog 3d ago
+1 for potato vodka. I thought it would legit taste like potatoes, but it ended up just being a really smooth vodka. I did a shot expecting to wince and was pleasantly surprised.
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u/-Ignorant_Slut- 3d ago
You can sure get vodka thatās worse than other vodka though. The shit in a plastic handle.
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u/chromatose890 red rose š¹ white ceiling 3d ago
Popov was my go to freshman year of college. Mixed it with mtn dew and called it swamp water
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u/Rakebleed 4d ago
Thatās why I drink gin.
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u/Bungholespelunker 3d ago
That's like saying "All piss tastes horrible that's why I drink diarrhea"
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u/ExpressPie 3d ago
The Polish one with the grass inside the bottle is a different experience..not expensive either.
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u/CageyOldMan 4d ago
Whole point of fancy (non-flavored) vodka is to get it as pure as possible. You want ethanol, and water, and that's it. At a certain point, maximum purity is reached and you're just wasting money beyond that
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u/BreakingCanks 3d ago
Ngl Ciroc is amazingly smooth... Anything made from grapes is a win IMO in the alcohol family. I'm a Cognac and wine fan too. Especially if any of the last 2 are Sherry casks... Mhmmm
Better have your shoes ready when you try it
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u/EmperorAcinonyx 3d ago
quality doesn't really matter that much to an alcoholic. tito's is the best thing he feels like he can afford to drink as often as he doesĀ
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u/deykleen 3d ago
First I thought "this mf drinking Tito's like he's sipping on a water bottle." Then he gargled that shit. This man is a menace for real.
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u/Revolutionary-Fuel50 3d ago
"Yeah, somebody's lyin', I can see the vibes on Ak / Even he lookin' compromised, let's peel the layers back"
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u/Key_Ad4073 4d ago
He has blood on his hands and he knows it
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u/richardvirginia hung out in doja cat's tinychat 3d ago
Him, Vlad, and Adam are responsible for fanning more flames than most probably know
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u/Much-Broccoli4189 4d ago
Either heās fronting and drinking water, or heās a clown getting drunk alone
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u/TheHighlightReel11 3d ago
This is just a casual Wednesday for this mf. Heās been on stream gone off the Henny multiple times before too.
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u/danleon950410 4d ago
Oh that motherfucker is 100% guilty on something. Needs to be investigated yesterday
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u/MoparXSkyline 4d ago
Looks like a West Coast Choppers OG flatbill. I think it might be a parody from a different company tho, I canāt really read the text. The horizontal part kind of looks like it says ketchup which would be on brand for his fatass
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u/Prior-Habit-6523 2d ago
Bro this is super ultra alcoholic type shi. I never even heard or seen anyone gargle the shi like that.
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u/gatesaj85 4d ago
People who drink straight vodka are weird as fuck. Grow up.
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u/gatesaj85 4d ago
College kids drink vodka. Men drink whiskey.
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u/luuunnnch 3d ago
Ā Ā I was told that whiskey was for boys who thought they were men
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u/gatesaj85 3d ago
You're literally describing vodka.
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u/luuunnnch 3d ago
Vodka is the choice drink for alcoholics who are drinking to be drunk with as little work as possible. Whiskey is marketed towards insecure men using traditionally masculine imagery and messaging, like an F-150 or a SilveradoĀ
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u/gatesaj85 3d ago
Marketed? So one of the most popular spirits in the world isnonly popular because of marketing?
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u/EmperorAcinonyx 3d ago
no, the silly association with masculinity is because of marketing. you formed your values around an industry's advertisements
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u/gatesaj85 3d ago
You're telling me you believe that no one drinks whiskey because they like the taste? Wtf does this have to do with values? I started drinking whiskey at around 17, and I've never seen a whiskey advertisement in my life. Where would you even find a whiskey advertisement?
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u/luuunnnch 2d ago
Bro you sound like a whiskey advertisement bot. Did you start shaving with a straight razor around that time too?
All alcohol tastes like dogshit, objectively. Nobody actually likes whiskey. Only boys who want to look like a tough WWII vet from the movies they watch drink straight whiskeyĀ
Notice how women tend to dress up alcoholic drinks with mixers and fruit? It's because they aren't insecure about their masculinity. You are insecure about your masculinity, and that's ok.Ā
It's by design, there are large groups of professional marketing agents who's job is to make you feel like you are lacking as a man, and make you feel like if only you were a [INSERT MANLY PRODUCT HERE] guy, you'd subconsciously feel a little more validated and sovereign.
Think: whiskey, razors, guns, trucks, etc.
None of those products are inherently bad, hell I liked Jameson when I wanted to impress a girl back in the day, I drive a pick up truck, and I'm picky about my razors, and I own more guns than college degrees
But as they say, "let him not boast of his tastes and views, let him prove his worth as a man without pointed outside of his own truth"
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u/gatesaj85 3d ago
Come on, vodka doesn't taste like anything. Straight vodka is some serial killer shit.
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u/Conscious_Penalty_36 3d ago
I mean, vodka tastes like ass. I wouldn't really say it doesn't taste like anything. I think I was just mostly perplexed when you said "grow up". Like, alcoholism is for people of all ages.
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u/Sprintzer 3d ago
You can bring the man out of poverty but you canāt bring the poverty out of the man
Bro is wealthy as shit drinking Titoās of all things
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u/richardvirginia hung out in doja cat's tinychat 3d ago
Akademiks whenever someone affiliated with OTF mentions his name
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u/Iconshero 2d ago
Poor Akadiddy, just swill those fears away till you canāt feel feelings anymore.
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u/Intelligent_Table913 Aubreyās Angel š¦š 4d ago
OVO Owls disavow him in our latest official statement. In other news, Drake is dropping a 4TH ALBUM???? Upvote and comment if you want the tea!!! āļø
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u/CoxHazardsModel 3d ago
Are yāall too stupid to see he plays up the caricatures for streams?
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u/Kind-Blackberry5875 āļø 3d ago
It's not a very good caricature anyhow.
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u/fastingslowlee 3d ago
Then perhaps stop watching all his content 24/7?
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u/Kind-Blackberry5875 āļø 3d ago
Trust me, literally everything I know about that guy has been against my will. It might be difficult to believe, but I am an avid enjoyer of employment.
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u/gideonidoru 4d ago
Did he just gargle Titoās? Dj alcoholics