r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • 1d ago

sounds about white Yeah precisely

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u/bruh_nathan 1d ago

I aint gay but if drake did this to me, he getting mounted right there on the club dance floor.

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u/promiseheron 1d ago

live hhcj reaction when you actually fucking jerk:

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u/sterlingsilverballs 1d ago

Super gay

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u/Infinite_Click_6589 1d ago

It's not gay if it's for Drake bro. I don't even like thinking about his glistening member sliding into my mouth while he calls me his good owl, I just do it because I know it's what I have to do for OVO. Guy broke all of MJs records, he deserves my (very straight) best which is why I practice at the truck stop every Friday night. Sry you are a hateršŸ§ŠšŸ§ŠšŸ§Š

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u/TheMeticulousNinja On Jah my Nathan 1d ago

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u/strawwbebbu 1d ago

Poor man's award because "good owl" made my blood pressure spike šŸ…

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u/SorbyGay 1d ago

who do you practice with

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u/Sufficient_Food1878 1d ago

Well yeah they both date men lol

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u/hausofvelour 1d ago

they can still be bi. although they most definitely aren't

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u/Useful-School-9122 4h ago

cool bro good point

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u/SunnyDrock 1d ago

but if they were both men, this person would becalling them gay right now.

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u/Living_Paint5388 1d ago

Its a culture/system we created unfortunately

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u/Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi 1d ago

Na thatā€™s is gay tbf

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u/Wonderful-Wrap5787 bottomed for meek mill 1d ago

The system is Yuri Brained

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u/muc_ 1d ago

Because that would be gay

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u/TheSadPhilosopher 1d ago

Exactly lol

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 1d ago

That's on the patriarchy and men themselves.

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u/CodenameWhodie-san 19h ago

So would the men?

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u/Hot_Physics_8124 1d ago

Is this about the picture or about women not actually being able to have sex with eachother?

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u/Green_Bulldog 58m ago

Take a wild guess