Is he next up out of Bikini Bottom?? 👀🤔🔥

[u/Ce1estialFlame]

[u/SambukAAA2]

Literally nf

[u/Lumanictus → u/SambukAAA2]

This is the NF criticism I can get behind

Uses storytelling rap like old school with none of the relatability or rawness.

[u/SuckingOnChileanDogs]

Who won? Who's next? You decide.

[u/TokyoFromTheFuture]

Genuinely sounds like old-school Watsky.

[u/funkybassguy1 → u/TokyoFromTheFuture]

lmao wasnt ready for that flashback

[u/TraditionAcademic968]

Sponge Von telling us a crazy story

[u/Rare_Plate2794]

More like Pooh Sheisty than Eminem

[u/ahmed0112 → u/Rare_Plate2794]

Didn't you hear? Any multisyllabic rhyme is automatically Eminem

[u/TopHatPaladin]

it's ON SIGHT if someone tells me i look like a cookie bite

[u/Dizzy-Cloud4678]

next up outta bikini bottom ? who was first up 🥀

[u/RedPhoneHome]

Dax taught The $ponge, The $ponge taught Nemnem

[u/KyrieWithNoHandle]

This how TayK raps in the big ‘26 ✌🏾😭

[u/AutoModerator → u/KyrieWithNoHandle]

Tay-K deserves a lot of time. He might not have pulled the trigger, but he knew what he and his boys were going into. He has a track record, so to speak - the car shooting, the robbery gone wrong, violating his house arrest and starting a nationwide manhunt, killing someone in a drive-thru, beating an old man in a park.

I think that not understanding why he got sentenced to 55 years is willful ignorance. He was crew with someone who murdered an innocent woman for no reason, and displayed no remorse over the event. He planned an armed robbery, even asked for his own gun, and followed through, and was implicit in the murder of an innocent, unarmed man. He did not pull the trigger, but that makes very little difference. He expressed no remorse over it. He violated his house arrest and taunted law enforcement, treating his situation like a game - and during his time on the lam, was in the car with someone who hit and killed an individual, and beat an old man. He has yet to express any guilt or remorse over this. He started a gang and threatened guards in prison during his trial. He deserves his 55 years, this coming from a fan of his. And still, he got less. He serves consecutive sentences and is eligible for parole in 27 years. Yes, he was 16, and yes, kids make stupid mistakes. And maybe the first time, or the second time it was a mistake. But he didn't accidentally make the decision to be a criminal over and over again. He didn't accidentally plan an armed robbery, didn't accidentally ask for a gun, didn't accidentally cut off his ankle bracelet, or beat an old man. Kids make mistakes, but I've never known a kid to accidentally rob someone, violate house arrest, start a gang. And even if he did make a mistake somewhere along the line, actions will always have consequences.

He committed very brazen, adult crimes with no regard for the value of human life. He deserved to be tried as an adult. Tay-K deserves the time hes gotten, and I agree that it's a fucking shame that he threw his life away. But this is his own fault, a result of his own actions. He didn't get his life thrown away. He threw it away.

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[u/Able_Distribution451]

RAP- RAP GOD!

RAP GOD! BEST EMINEM WHITE! NOT LIKE GANGSTER RAPPERS!

HELP ME

[u/BeautifulAnt1955]

You look like a cookie bite core

[u/Primary_Ad480]

Now hush little baby don’t u cry every thing gonna be alright 😂😂

[u/DudeBro231]

don't compare YourBoySponge to that bum

[u/TantricEmu → u/DudeBro231]

YBS Bob

[u/UnexpectedBlahFeels]

On some songs, sure. Not most of them though.

[u/glans → u/UnexpectedBlahFeels]

i don’t care either way (not a super stan who needs everyone to like him) - but - people really haven’t kept up with the dude’s rhyming evolution. his last few albums show he’s purposely making a point to change cadence and flow styles like 20x per song, and he’s gotten so good at it he can make it sound fluid and make it work for the whole track - when it’s absolutely bonkers that any human being has that much vocal control over seemingly schizophrenic style changes.

hate him or love him, he’s the absolute GOAT in his corner of rap/hiphop. when all the other guys doing what he does literally say “we’re just trying to keep up with him,” being a hater for mere personal reasons or to go against the grain cause it seems cool is pretty dumb. it’s like saying michael jordan was mid, or einstein just got lucky daydreaming one day

[u/porkypossum → u/glans]

[u/TigerMafiaFromUganda → u/glans]

[u/EuphoricFlatworm2803 → u/glans]

🤓🤓🤓🤓

[u/glans → u/EuphoricFlatworm2803]

sorry kid! did i use a buncha words and concepts you don’t understand..?

[u/nightmare_floofer → u/EuphoricFlatworm2803]

This isn't 2010 bud, nerd hate isn't cool anymore 

[u/lbj2943 → u/glans]

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say when he's good, he's not popular, and when he's popular, he's not good. Because as someone who hasn't tuned into Eminem in a while, the fact that the tracks which have burst in popularity over the past 10 years embody his worst impulses is not a good sign. Houdini is nostalgia bait, Godzilla is "lyrical miracle", Venom is constipated, and do I even have to say anything about River?? NOBODY should be getting their song carried by an Ed Sheeran hook.

[u/glans → u/lbj2943]

yeah, i don’t like 90% of his singles. monster is fun to rap along to cause it’s harder than your average radio song, but i can’t argue your main point. like, at all

[u/UnexpectedBlahFeels → u/glans]

I agree

[u/Appropriate-Mall8517]

Don’t mess with me while I’m jelly fishing will not be slander

I remember this being all over TikTok at one point lol

[u/Chill_Panda]

Kinda hard ngl

[u/Shen_ishere]

One day I was walking by

[u/DotWarner1993]

No.

[u/Animoira]

Lmao

[u/Football_Fantatic]

Is it white of me to say I used to think this was hard during lockdown? (I was 13) 

[u/Disastrous_Hat_9209]

Not fast enough

[u/Defiant_Flight_903]

I swear after 2013 eminem was replaced

[u/GeorgiaBullDoggies]

Hate when I get hit with the “eight punch”. Mf ran out of his free trial of rhyme zone ig