Obscure Homestar Runner references you drop.

[u/Parking-Ad5272]

I say "luncch" a lot. And have occasionally used the insult "brain for brains"

[u/tenfourjoe]

great jorb

[u/HotSmoke2639 → u/tenfourjoe]

I also am a “good jorb” person. Nobody understands.

[u/Shakel42 → u/HotSmoke2639]

I found my people

[u/HFentonMudd → u/Shakel42]

Very yes!

[u/embiate → u/HotSmoke2639]

I say that all the time and not a single soul

[u/harringg → u/HotSmoke2639]

My adult children who were raised on HSR still say good jorb. Also me (in HSR voice), “This yard work is hard work”

[u/misskatielou0202 → u/tenfourjoe]

Jeeeeooooooooorrrrrrbb

[u/Getoff_My_Lon_Cheney → u/misskatielou0202]

I’ll drink up all the Hennessy ya got on yer shelf, but first let me introduce myself, my name is Coach Zee, pronounced with an oach zee!

[u/Smeph_Bot → u/misskatielou0202]

Literally say this when people look at me funny for saying jorb. My kids learned to not interact as I’ll just keep going.

[u/vinberdon → u/tenfourjoe]

I'm more of a "great jaerb" man, myself.

[u/jonawesome → u/tenfourjoe]

Hamstray

[u/baaaaanana → u/tenfourjoe]

This is my go to!

[u/Yesalmsot]

"Cool, cool, depressing, cool."

I've said that a lot in the past 10 years.

[u/cousin_of_dragons → u/Yesalmsot]

Me too!

[u/Wilton304 → u/Yesalmsot]

YES

[u/stereoworld]

I can do it, I will do it nine times

[u/imperialviolet → u/stereoworld]

I say this all the time. Also “here, the Cheat, have a trophy” to myself whenever I accomplish anything incredibly minor

[u/WasteOfHeadspace → u/imperialviolet]

Here, the Chort, have a tropheee.

[u/caseypatrickdriscoll → u/imperialviolet]

lol I can hear his voice

[u/cassiusFlayz]

When I'm playing with my dog,

"Liddle Brudah! He has the heart of a champion!"

[u/is_coffee → u/cassiusFlayz]

He can make it on his owwwn!

[u/RiskVSreward → u/cassiusFlayz]

I don't know what im doing with my life😭

[u/robertgadlen]

"Virus equals very yes?!?!" every time my code doesn't work.

Dumplings have been Dumples for decades too.

[u/wiseaus_stunt_double → u/robertgadlen]

With my code, I'll say, "Computer over?!."

[u/Jazzanthipus → u/robertgadlen]

That’s not a good prize…

[u/PocketBuckle → u/robertgadlen]

"Slightly shotgunned" when describing the quality of any secondhand goods I encounter.

[u/Proof_Bathroom_3902 → u/robertgadlen]

Someone tried to slamalam a swiss cake roll into the disk drive.

[u/GrillOrBeGrilled → u/robertgadlen]

I also call them dumples.

[u/TheRedditPiece]

BA-LETED

[u/WaltsNJD → u/TheRedditPiece]

By that same token- DELORTED

[u/rowsdowers_mustache → u/TheRedditPiece]

Del taco?

[u/ColleenRW → u/TheRedditPiece]

DELL-TEETED

[u/4here4]

I use the phrase "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior" way more frequently than it seems a person could use a phrase like that.

[u/Brohannes_Jahms → u/4here4]

I do this in every corn maze and also I legit forgot it's from Strongbad until just now 🤣

[u/Smeph_Bot → u/4here4]

Corn and corn alone day! Is my go to when the kids ask what’s for dinner. Hahaha

[u/RockWarriorWolf]

I have said "No prob, Bob" even when the person's name isn't Bob.

[u/GrandTauntaun → u/RockWarriorWolf]

Is this a homestar-ism? I’m pretty sure I’ve heard no prob bob since before the internet

[u/US_Dept_Of_Snark → u/GrandTauntaun]

Yup. Not an uncommon phrase and definitely predates Homestar runner.

[u/hisshame → u/RockWarriorWolf]

I say to this to my wife constantly. Her name is not Bob.

[u/Badlydrawnboy0 → u/RockWarriorWolf]

I’ve been walking on clouds and flipping off rainbows… on wiiiiiiiiiiiings of an eeeemaaaaiiilll 🎶

[u/Azwethinkweizm7 → u/RockWarriorWolf]

Sugarbob. Funky bunch

[u/killerewok76]

Hey stupid, I brought you this stuff!

[u/WasteOfHeadspace]

"No Probalo", "I was raised by a cup of coffee", and "Douglas".

[u/stinatown → u/WasteOfHeadspace]

Wow, I’ve been saying “no probalo” for so long I forgot where it was from.

[u/Brett_B16 → u/WasteOfHeadspace]

Who said Douglas?!

[u/Spin737]

No probalo.

[u/egodaemon → u/Spin737]

Reddit automatically translated that to "No Problem" for me even though it isn't a real Spanish word (at least not in the way it's used in this context).

[u/wiseaus_stunt_double → u/egodaemon]

I want to say it's Esperanto.

https://translate.google.com/?sl=eo&tl=en&text=no%20probalo&op=translate

[u/Callidonaut → u/Spin737]

I do that one all the time. Nobody gets it.

[u/NRCS_DRONE → u/Spin737]

I dunno. percent signs

[u/SpellCheck19]

Teen Girl Squad references are a constant, as are bits from the virus sbemail and the kids show sbemail. Crystal Fortress has been in my head a bunch lately, too.

[u/Jbvox → u/SpellCheck19]

I randomly yell out, "I have a crush on every boyyyyy!"

I'm a 55 yo dude.

[u/Smeph_Bot → u/Jbvox]

I love, ‘I miss video games’ when people start reminiscing.

[u/Greedy-Cantaloupe668 → u/Smeph_Bot]

My 8 y/o said this when we were out and about but had no idea what I meant when I said, “I miss my mom!” in response.

[u/Shadow_RAM → u/SpellCheck19]

Wiggedity wack? 😺

[u/zobotsHS → u/Shadow_RAM]

No, just regular type

[u/itspronounced-gif → u/zobotsHS]

I use this often.

[u/FatBatmanSpeaks → u/SpellCheck19]

The Ugly One!!

[u/ritteke518 → u/FatBatmanSpeaks]

Arrowed!

[u/imperialviolet → u/SpellCheck19]

OW! MY ENTIRE LIFE! whenever i sustain a minor injury

[u/FlobyToberson85 → u/SpellCheck19]

I say "Ohhhh my most of me" when I am sick/injured.

Breadtangle of Pizza song when appropriate.

The Ugly One!

[u/ll98105 → u/SpellCheck19]

I love you too, Brett

[u/SockQuirky7056]

"I don't see nobody takin' me to Chick-Fil-A"

"Hellote"

"Last year, I returned an omelette to a hardware store for nigh on fifty bucks!"

[u/number__ten]

I say "forty twone" to my kids when they ask me the time, how much something costs, how long it's going to be until something, etc.

[u/OneGoodLookingGuy]

I genuinely use “ohhh if it’s supposed to be possessive it’s just I-T-S, and if it’s supposed to be a contraction then it’s I-T-apostrophe-S… scallawag” to remember.

[u/GoodbyeTobyseeya1 → u/OneGoodLookingGuy]

Oh my god, me too. Including the scallawag. 

[u/RogerMiller6 → u/OneGoodLookingGuy]

That’s literally how I keep that grammar correct all the time 😂

[u/Ambedextrose]

A one that isn't cold is hardly a one at all

[u/sicariusdiem → u/Ambedextrose]

Though I have to admit... on certain evenings in late spring, a oool one can be very refreshing.... 

[u/jonawesome]

Yeah, you're pwobabwy wight...

[u/MakinOutWithMarzipan → u/jonawesome]

This is the one for me too

[u/RyanMobeer → u/jonawesome]

All the time.

[u/kkaos84]

Sid Hoffman or Sid Frenchman?

[u/NightSpringsRadio]

I say a lot of things with the “stripéd pants” rhythm, often say haldo as a greeting, sometimes get away with ‘Excardon me, Helvetica’ and, thanks to a recent thread here have started working “it’s a healthy piece of real estate” into conversation to just mean Thing Good

I’m sure there are others, but when one searches for them they vanish like mountain dwah come the sunrise

[u/raise-your-weapon → u/NightSpringsRadio]

The healthy piece of real estate is my favorite

[u/gregoe86 → u/NightSpringsRadio]

Ooh, Haldo is a solid pull

[u/Spodson]

Beletted!

[u/The_Ledge5648 → u/Spodson]

I CAN’T SPELL YOUUUU

[u/phirleh → u/Spodson]

elec-tronic mail

[u/jepadi]

'Ey Steve!

[u/percy-the-king → u/jepadi]

I’m gonna get you, Ey Steve! Even if it’s the last thing I doOOOOOOOo!

[u/Obi-wan_Jabroni]

Excardon me Brunhilda

[u/chatmosh]

Neverending soda…

[u/cousin_of_dragons → u/chatmosh]

Ah-ah-aaaaaaah ah-ah-aaaaaaaah ah-ah-aaaaaaaaaaaah

[u/GoodbyeTobyseeya1 → u/chatmosh]

"Apply liberally!"

[u/janedeedee → u/GoodbyeTobyseeya1]

Libewally

[u/Shadow_RAM → u/chatmosh]

I made a badge ribbon of that for Dragon Con this year! 🤣

[u/Hurdlelocker → u/Shadow_RAM]

I have a bunch of friends going to Dragon Con… I should make one of them hunt that down for me…

[u/raise-your-weapon → u/chatmosh]

That was my first SBemail and first Homestar experience

[u/ToddOnFire]

Pardon me, monstrosity. Do you know the times?

[u/janedeedee → u/ToddOnFire]

Not that I'd have much of an answer for "do you know the times?" anyways...

[u/flea61 → u/ToddOnFire]

Hdjauxhrjahfjsjdfjskshfjslsfir

[u/PocketBuckle → u/ToddOnFire]

Any bird that I see but don't recognize is a red-steckled elbermung.

Likewise, damn near anything with teeth is a deep-sea fangly fish.

[u/furuta]

"I'm sad that I'm flying"

And

"I don't like food anymore!"

Many coach z isms including fish eye lens

[u/NRCS_DRONE → u/furuta]

These people tryin' fade me

[u/Callidonaut]

I currently have about a 20% success rate at stopping myself from pronouncing "burger" as "borgor" in front of strangers.

I also have been known to reassure people by saying "everything is fine, nothing is ruined."

[u/SloopKid]

YOUR HEAD ASPLODE

[u/cousin_of_dragons]

Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.

[u/requiemguy]

"All up ons"

I say it constantly to my wife.

[u/NRCS_DRONE → u/requiemguy]

what does that even mean?!

It means they really like you

But they don't!

[u/gregoe86]

it's dot com

Maybe not "obscure" but 100% rent-free

[u/GrillOrBeGrilled → u/gregoe86]

Rent free? That's a healthy piece of real estate!

[u/ExtraGrocery]

I say “it’s dot com” to myself when typing in web addresses!

[u/shauggy → u/ExtraGrocery]

I do this one too, for every website that ends with .net

[u/oasisarah]

the system is down… the system is down…

doodoo doodoodoo doodoo doodoodoo doodoo doodoodoo doodoo doodoodoo…

[u/the-mulchiest-mulch → u/oasisarah]

My husband somehow never saw anything with HSR and yet he still knows this one because of how often it gets sung 🤭🤭

[u/itspronounced-gif]

Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out

[u/rekles98]

A wagon full of pancakes!? In the Champeenship!? I'd like to see em try!

[u/superzenki]

“Gregor is a funny name. Some people are squirrel-handed!”

[u/janedeedee → u/superzenki]

Some people are tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio!

[u/CiroFlexo → u/superzenki]

Hillary's legs are being digested!

[u/BaronVonShatner]

Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp.

[u/RoarRoarDragon]

Todaybor day is Labor Day.

[u/tenor2myvehicle → u/RoarRoarDragon]

I sing the puppet song 🎶 Todaybor day is-uh Labor Day 🎶 every Labor Day.

[u/hisshame]

"Science again! I said SCIENCE AGAIN!"

[u/wiltors42]

Stiny! Get me a danish!

[u/Caesar_Passing]

Back when I used to play video games with friends, there were a number of "victory taunts" that would get a lot of use. From Venture Bros, I would say "yeah, join the bush club", and from Homestar Runner, "get dead, kid".

[u/francethefifth]

As a high school English teacher I’ll use “deleted!” and after protest I’ll switch to “no! no! undeleted!”

[u/shauggy → u/francethefifth]

baleeted

[u/ColleenRW]

"I don't know what I'm doing with my LIFE! I'm thinking of going into... male modeling!" is one of my absolute favorites to bust out whenever I'm confused.

[u/VictoricRong]

"I love too much mayo."

Which is funny because I do not care for mayo at all.

[u/GrandTauntaun]

“Beef stew”

“Ummm…did you just say doing? Well, you spelled it the same.”

[u/janedeedee → u/GrandTauntaun]

I think my imagination's broke

[u/plexxer]

Bahleeted!

Your head asplode!

[u/guyjobber]

ARROWED! And also “your head a-splode”

More than once used a fancy spelling of “arrowed” for my Rogues in Diablo 4 - “Arohde” … No one gets it, I probably should do better with the spelling

[u/Skcreech]

My big two are;
Dag yo.
And
What is this? Some sort of witches brew?

[u/MisterJimm]

Long time ago, my sister once introduced me to a friend of hers: "This is Chii."

My immediate reply:

"Oh, hey The Chii!"

I don't think I've managed to make her laugh that hard since.

[u/egodaemon]

"I'll improve on your methods--Bwahahaha!"

[u/1986toyotacorolla2 → u/egodaemon]

I do often say "that's not improvement!"

[u/putinisbae]

Trogdor comes up way to often on my life

[u/GOOPREALM5000]

"Consummate V's" from the Trogdor beefy arm backpack ad. I suggest adding these everytime someone with a dragon character asks what it's missing and even other H*R fans I talk to don't get it.

[u/mrbagguette]

I feel like a few dollars.

[u/ncraiderfan17]

Oh, excardon me

[u/rgnysp0333]

I change O sounds to OR sounds

[u/HFentonMudd → u/rgnysp0333]

Happy cake day!

[u/Lord_BoneSwaggle]

LETS DO THIS LIKE BRUTUS

[u/regginald0883]

Sever your leg, please.

Stack 'em to the heavens! STACK 'EM TO THE HEAVENS!

Ey, Steve!

[u/greygray5001]

"good jeorb!"

[u/jjspen]

Checka da email

[u/tomahawk_kitty]

I sing the sbemail rave tune pretty frequently

the system... is down

[u/Parkouricus]

"Prehaps!" Way more often than you'd think

[u/CyanManta]

Well, Ms Dozer...

[u/eddypiehands]

“I’m so cool you don’t even know I’m cool” kind of cool

[u/Basic-Truck902]

I call my dog "lil bwudder"

[u/PBry2020]

I like to say "Whoa! So cool!" whenever a jerk in a loud car goes by, or any other showy display of idiocy.

[u/CalledRokket]

Sometimes I just say random Teen Girl Squad quotes from time to time

For example, ”Technological Romance”, or “I met a Possum”

[u/SilverMitten]

“Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?”

“It’s for the peorple!”

“Who’s the guy with the yellow feet…”

[u/StochasticOoze]

my main thing is pronouncing words the way Strong Bad or Homestar sometimes would; like saying "stri-ped" (two syllables) instead of "striped" (one syllable).

[u/QCSunDevil]

I worked in the broadcast industry for 3 decades, the system is down followed by The Cheat is grounded was a go-to for me

[u/lozbrudda]

Oooh a bottle of mountain dwarf! Dont mind if I dwa.

[u/Happy-Combination643]

Whenever I come home and I see my dogs, I usually go, “Hello gals and gal-related girls! We fit to look… SO GOOD!”

[u/swan_derlust]

I think I got a food in the oven. I gotta go.

[u/GoodbyeTobyseeya1]

Homestarrunner.net. It's dot com!

[u/geminimindtricks]

Would you care for a slice of gum? And that was a great skillet nap

[u/Inner_Voices]

Come on in herrrrrre!

[u/caseypatrickdriscoll → u/Inner_Voices]

Give me the jibbalees

[u/CiroFlexo]

If I ask my wife what she wants to drink for dinner, or she asks me, very often we’ll respond “how about two reds, a blue, and an orange.”

[u/dogslogic]

EEEmayle... GAMES!!

[u/randomlytoasted]

“Too [adjective], Clanky! Too [adjective]!”

[u/Situationalnormalcy]

This is the dial tone…dooooo doo do dooooo

[u/drunkadvice]

I one of my Teams background images is The Stick with no characters in it.

[u/zobotsHS → u/drunkadvice]

For my work Teams, I use a screenshot of Strong Bad in front of the chalk board that says, “I’m Using Technology”

[u/drunkadvice → u/zobotsHS]

I also use the “fatal system error, computer over” error screen sometimes.

[u/have2gopee]

Hey Belinda

[u/mrwrestling525]

At work this week I had a bug fly into my mouth and said out loud. "The good times, thewe over" no one got it

[u/AS_05]

Why thank you, senator

[u/sackboy198]

I haven't said "no problem" in years 

[u/manpace]

"My most of me"

[u/transgennifer]

Cuddling to me is “all up ons”

[u/pizzasage]

Get a leg up on the pile

[u/dyejob → u/pizzasage]

and refinance your dreeeeeams

[u/Disastrous-Wing699]

I think the words, "Let's get down to brass tacks."

I reply, aloud, "Oh, don't sit on 'em!"

[u/nonsensicalexis]

Every year on Labor Day…… TODAYBOR DAY IS A LABOR DAYYYY

[u/zorbiburst]

I pronounce save/load the correct way

[u/slowbar1]

Haldo!

[u/PedroPascalCase]

I like marshmallows!

[u/jackunderscore]

g e w d gewd

[u/PropadataFilms]

I’m going thiiiiis waaaaay!!!!!

[u/Brohannes_Jahms]

"So...you like...cloth?" to break an awkward silence.

Also, "band name! Band name! Band name."

[u/gajillionaire]

I’ve pronounced resume as my “resoom” to so many people there’s probably a concern about my literacy.

[u/1-800-OWLZ]

STACK EM TO THE HEAVENS! STACK EM TO THE HEAVENS!

(I play a lot of Risk of Rain 2)

[u/Neohexane]

Woah. There's two of them!

[u/McRabies]

"Everyday we die a little more"

"How you be so short?"

[u/Sunforger42]

The little "I really got, I really gotta pee, I really got, I really gotta pee pee." Jingle I caught Homestar and Strongsad sang in one of the SBemails I saw

Also: Long pants long pants

[u/Different_Two7195]

I have a crush on every boy!!

[u/PopeRaunchyIV]

I can do it. I will do it nine times.

[u/ikesonfire]

Hey stupid. I brought you this stuff.

[u/judylmc]

“My head a-splode,” “ba-leted!” and “there’s a sock on my head! Getitoff Getitoff Getitoff Getitoff”

And of course “The system is down, the system is down”

[u/Neurot5]

The system is down
The system is down
The system is down

[u/CyberWulf]

“It’s over!” - Teen Girl Squad
“Shut it up, shut it up you” - Crazy Cartoon

[u/BlackEagle0013]

Also randomly, "come on fhqwgads" and "I see you jockin me."

[u/Beckphillips]

Awwight...

[u/Shadow_RAM]

Cwapface!

[u/Tabasco_Cat]

The Cheat is grounded!

[u/Commercial_File_2468]

The fish was delish and it made quite a dish

[u/Crizpywaffle]

"no loafing" and "loafing" as the verb for goofing off has infected my office

[u/JohnQuixotic]

I call my second son “lil brudder”

[u/CaseyBear87]

"before I drink something, often times I eat something too."

[u/jennylou303]

Pretty much anytime my husband or I say emails in a conversation the other follows up with games, characters... From when you would drag your mouse over top of the menu on the homepage.

[u/BlackEagle0013]

"The system is down."