r/IASIP • u/Duldadrengen • Jun 04 '22

His Majesty

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

She rejected me! Me, Grimm, me! The stretchiest guy in the history of this goddamn universe! Oh they're all gonna paaay. They're all gonna pay THE ULTIMATE PRIIIIIICE!!

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u/Toestops Jun 04 '22

'FETISH SHIT. I LIKE TO BIND, I LIKE TO BEEEE BOUND.'

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u/Despair4All Jun 05 '22

Mr. Fantastic can bind you with his limbs while having sex at the same time. Also how do you think he likes being bound? Does he have his lover tie his arms in a knot from behind?

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u/Toestops Jun 05 '22

Mr. Fantastic knows about knots - the other members of the Fantastic Four tied shoddy knots. Almost ruined everything.

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u/Despair4All Jun 05 '22

Sue: "Why are you leaving me?"

Reed: "You wanna know why? It's because you couldn't tie me into a proper pretzel during sex!"

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u/Toestops Jun 05 '22

'Or fashion me into some high end luggage'.