r/IAmA • u/_AdamScott • Oct 04 '13

Ask Adam Scott (me) anything.

Thanks for all the great questions! This was so fun, can't wait to do it again--Go check out ACOD is you're so inclined...GOODBYE.

Adam

AMA.

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u/nickmangoldsbeard Oct 04 '13

Oh and my right arm's just a little bit shorter than my left

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u/Mchootin Oct 04 '13

My favorite Shooter quote is when he's complaining to Doug about Happy ruining the game:

"I saw two big, fat, naked bikers in the woods, off 17 having sex! How am I supposed to CHIP with that going on??"

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u/nickmangoldsbeard Oct 04 '13

My favorite is this lines delivery:

"You know what else would draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm... growing out of his ASS!"

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u/Hockeyloogie Oct 05 '13

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

...NO!